25 The Great Han Dynasty has appeared

Finally finished speaking.

I have to confess, even I was moved.

Liu Xingchao opened his mouth wide and stared at me with wide eyes.

The whole hall looked at me.

There was silence in the hall for a while.

Liu Xingchao hesitated and said, "Is this really okay?" ”

I said, "Your Majesty is the emperor, now it must be warmly supported by Gyeonggi and the Central Plains, and in the future it will be warmly supported by the whole world. ”

Liu Xingchao: "How to pass on the throne?" ”

Me: "The throne is easier - you have the final say." You can be a godson, or you can give in. Do you know why previous dynasties always perish? Because the eldest son is not necessarily the most capable. For example, the last emperor of the previous dynasty was actually a brainless child, who had been an emperor for 50 years, and had not walked a single step or said a word - how could such a dynasty not perish? Your Majesty can choose the most capable crown prince, or you let your subordinates rob it themselves, just like the Gu cultivation of the Ten Thousand Poison Sect. As long as the upper class is not divided, it is really a family of eternity. ”

Liu Xingchao thought for a while on the dragon chair. In the hall of tens of thousands of square meters, dozens of people watched him quietly.

In the end, Liu Xingchao said: "I think about it myself, and the meeting is dismissed!" ”

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Still on the way, Zhao Yuyang stopped me: "You are crazy, instigating the lord to become the emperor!" ”

Me: "Fifty steps to laugh at a hundred steps." Is there a fart difference between deposing the emperor and calling himself emperor? ”

Zhao Yuyang: "I've heard of women being emperors, but when did eunuchs become emperors?" Who has heard of it since ancient times? ”

Me: "There has never been anything since ancient times!" There has been no world since ancient times! There have been no human beings since ancient times! There has been no emperor since ancient times! There has been no empress since ancient times! Everything in this world is changed, there was no world before the world, there was no human before the human race, there was no emperor before the emperor, there was no empress before the empress, there was no change before the change! Before the chief steward became emperor, there was no eunuch as emperor, but after he became emperor, there were eunuchs as emperor. I can even say that maybe in the future, all the emperors of my Chinese dynasties will be eunuchs! When a normal person wants to usurp the throne, others will persuade him: 'You are not a eunuch, how can you be an emperor!' Cut it first, and then you can become an emperor. 'The future emperors are all eunuchs! ”

Zhao Yuyang was like seeing a ghost, he said: "People, obey your own fate!" ”

I said, "I'm sorry, I don't." You say this reminds me of an incident when I was a child. I had a dog when I was a kid. Our family was poor, and the dog was dying of hunger. I want to feed it, but my mother won't let me feed it. I said why. She said that it is life, that dogs are dogs, and that people are human lives. I said, 'Life is future, how can man know the future.' You say that this dog is a dog's life, and I also say that this dog is a human life, so I will feed it! The mother said, 'Take what you eat and feed it, and don't eat it yourself.' I fed my steamed buns to my dogs, but I was starving to death. Later, the dog was malnourished and went outside to steal food and was killed. I always wonder, why is a dog a dog and a man a human being? Like why is the emperor the emperor and we the? I'm just not convinced! I also said that I was the emperor, and the emperor was a shitman! ”

Zhao Yuyang pointed at me and said, "Sure enough, you rebellious guy, you want to be the crown prince!" ”

Now I'm blindsided.

Where did he want to go!

I said, "Well, don't tell me, I really haven't thought about it." But I swear, all I want is to make adults emperors, and I really don't think about anything else. ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Hypocritical liar! ”

Me: "People always doubt others with their own thoughts, so those who say that others are rebellious, liar, unfilial, hypocritical, and adulterous, are themselves rebellious, liars, unfilial, hypocritical, and adulterous. Probably you want to be the crown prince, and push this charge on me! I'm telling you, I'm much higher than you, and I'm not interested in the throne. I do it just because I can. That's all. ”

Zhao Yuyang snorted: "We'll see!" ”

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The next day, the inner court was assembled, the venue was still the Mingde Palace, and Liu Xingchao was still on the dragon chair, but Liu Xingchao looked a few years younger, and the 45-year-old person looked no longer 65 years old, but 62 years old.

He said with a spring breeze on his face: "The subjects of the world are persuading to advance, the generals of the forbidden army are also persuading to advance, the sun, moon and stars are also suddenly visionary, the stone man and stone horse appear in the Yangtze River and the Yellow River, and the unicorn and phoenix also appear in the world, which makes me very embarrassed!" ”

Zhao Yuyang is really powerful, and within one day, he summoned all kinds of actors to coax Liu Xingchao around.

At this time, Zhao Yuyang stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, this is the destiny of heaven!" How can a man disobey the mandate of heaven? Even if Your Majesty is unwilling, then you must obey the destiny of heaven! The ministers kneel, please ascend the throne and become the emperor immediately! ”

Liu Xingchao said with a smile on the dragon chair: "I thought about it at night and felt that the country name 'Dahan' was good. ”

Zhao Yuyang immediately said: "Dahan is good! It reminds me of the first prosperous era in China! I am a majestic man, how majestic! Your Majesty is the first emperor of the Han Dynasty, let us create a thousand-year-old Han Empire! Oh no, at least the 10,000-year-old empire! ”

The "Emperor of the Han Dynasty" on the dragon chair laughed.

Zhao Yuyang: "I also deliberately found all kinds of materials of the First Han Dynasty, we want to restore it in its original place, which is much better than what Daming!" Look at the Daming surnamed Zhu, he doesn't understand anything! The emperor must be separated from his subjects, the emperor must call himself 'I or widow', the subjects must call themselves 'slaves' or 'ministers', and everything the emperor must add the word 'royal'. The etiquette of our Han must be a hundred times more solemn than that of the former Ming Dynasty! ”

Liu Xingchao: "No, the beginning of the dynasty, we must recuperate and recuperate, and we must not disturb the people." ”

Zhao Yuyang knelt down: "The Emperor of the Han Dynasty is really sympathetic and loves the people, and he is really a model for all emperors!" The minister thanked the emperor for the people of the world. Long live the emperor, long live, long live! ”

When I heard that, I was going to throw up!

Everyone next to him knelt down and shouted: "Long live the emperor, long live, long live!" ”

I had no choice but to kneel down and shout: "Long live the emperor, long live, long live!" ”

I haven't shouted long live for 8 months, and I'm a little rusty.

After Zhao Yuyang got up, he said: "The minister suggests that Your Majesty quickly ascend the throne and announce to the world, sooner rather than later." ”

Liu Xingchao touched the dragon pattern on the armrest on the dragon chair and said, "Okay! Go ahead and do it! Meeting! Belch...... Retreat! ”

So, the rally ...... Well, that's the end of the court.

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The palace began to be renovated.

The 80th floor has all been blown up - just the decorations, of course, - and now they have to be restored one by one, and the upstairs must be repaired.

Hundreds of thousands of workers poured into the palace at once, and thousands of people were decorating each floor. This was unthinkable before, because normal men were not allowed in the palace, for fear of cuckolding the emperor.

But now that the emperor is a eunuch, he doesn't even have a wife, so what else is there to worry about. I don't know why, those workers worked so hard that they didn't even want their wages, and the palace was renovated in a very short time.

It wasn't until ten months later that a large number of princes and princesses suddenly gave birth to in the harem, and I suddenly realized.

The palace was being renovated, so I walked around, and as soon as I walked around, I went to the headquarters of the Ministry of Rites.

Zhao Yuyang is now the Minister of Rites, and he is in the second rank of the official rank - of course, he must be the "Minister of Rites of the Han Dynasty".

Zhao Yuyang was frowning in the middle of a group of people. He sat at a table with a piece of paper spread out on the table with the title "The Enthronement Edict of the Emperor of the Han Dynasty", and there was no more below.

I laughed out loud contemptuously.

Zhao Yuyang saw me coming, and was furious: "What are you laughing at!" ”

Me: "Laugh at you for a waste." I can't do the work myself. ”

Him: "I'm not a stupid scholar, where do I know how to write!" I've only been in the palace for a few years, and I don't know anything about my lordship. ”

Me: "I heard that adults used to sell donkeys. Oh, I remembered that Li Feiyu used to kill pigs. Haha, no wonder they have such a good relationship, maybe they are a pair of good friends! ”

Zhao Yuyang glared at me fiercely: "Are you here to see the fun?" ”

Me: "The opening ceremony is the business of the Ministry of Rites, you are the Minister of Rites, of course you are responsible." What else can I do if I don't watch the excitement? ”

He slammed the brush on the table, splashing others: "But I can't write articles!" There are many people in the outer courts, but they are all in Qicheng! ”

Me: "I can write it for you." ”

He looked at me quizzically.

I said, "In your name." I swear, I won't say I wrote it. With so many people testifying, there will be no repentance. ”

Him: "What is your purpose?" ”

Me: "I just want to participate in the process of history, I don't want to be a spectator of history." That's all. ”

He hesitated to move out of his chair, and I sat down.

I touched my chin, and in one go, I wrote it - "The Enthronement Edict of the Emperor of the Han Dynasty".