4 rows of thorns
At this time, the car of the Dongming Royal Press Bureau came.
The Royal Press Bureau is newly established – or, rather, re-established,
Zhang Qiangsheng is a part-time director. Zhang Qiangsheng flipped through the "Book of the Patriarchs" for a long time and found the "Book of Rule", which said that he wanted to establish an ideological department or something. So he suggested the establishment of the Royal Thought Department, Zhu Zhaoding felt that the Thought Department was too terrible, and did not agree, but only agreed to the establishment of the Royal Information Bureau.
The mission of the Royal Press Bureau is to produce all kinds of news. Whenever there was a new decree in the imperial court, the Royal Information Bureau produced news to prove the sacredness, necessity, sufficiency, uniqueness, correctness, scientificity, progressiveness, people's nature, and legitimacy of the new decree. The officials of the Information Bureau are all from the noble family, and the members of the bureau are all from the noble family.
Now they came to this group of women.
The car stopped, and a dozen people got out of the car. They wore yellow vests, green hats and blue ties, passes on their chests, red armbands on their arms, and cameras in their hands—cameras that were much more advanced.
They stood in front of hundreds of little girls with their harass in front of them, as if they were choosing concubines.
Those women were even more exaggerated, like choosing a concubine.
The old woman shouted even more exaggeratedly, following ...... It's the same as she usually does.
One of the press bureau officials at the head said: "Haha! Not bad! Not bad! Not bad! You guys are imposing! I'll take a picture of you! Tomorrow's "Daming Royal News" will have your front page! ”
The girls shouted with joy.
The old woman also climbed down to take pictures.
The official said: "No! Don't want you! It's too old, and has more wrinkles than my grandmother, so you just stand in the car. ”
The old woman was very upset.
The bureau officers took all sorts of pictures of the women.
The woman scratched her head.
The bureau members touched the women, hugged the women, and put their mouths on their chests.
The old woman was furious: "I touched the one who wanted to give money!" Touch a silver dollar! ”
The bureau members were also unhappy: "Touch a silver dollar? Are you robbing? ”
The old woman said: "I am all the Oiran of the Qinglou, the woman who is one in a million!" ”
The official was shocked: "What? Qinglou's? Our task is to prove that the families of the scholar clan support Zhu Zhaoding as emperor! Damn it! Misread, let's go! It's unlucky! ”
The old woman shouted, "Don't go! Don't go! I know what to do! Twenty-eight years ago, I took a photo! At that time, the royal press office wanted to find news that the women of the noble clan supported the imperial court, and they asked me to pretend to be it! ”
The old woman pouted her ass and wanted to go down, so I helped her down.
The old woman stood in the middle of a circle of people and said, "Although my group of girls are not Shi girls, they are much more beautiful than them!" You say don't you? ”
Except for the officials, all the bureau members were groaning, touching the woman's hand and nodding their heads.
The old woman continued: "I'm not a hillbilly who has never seen the world! Come, where's your newspaper, I'll rehearse! ”
People distributed the unpublished "Daming Royal News" to every girl, and those girls looked with relish - the front page was "The subjects warmly welcome the emperor" - in fact, the people have not warmly welcomed the emperor now, because the emperor has just been proclaimed emperor in the palace of East Chang'an, and has not yet left East Chang'an.
The official said, "They are literate!" ”
The old woman said proudly: "The women of Chang'an are literate as we women, because literate women are the most profitable!" ”
The bureau members were about to take pictures, but the old woman continued to shout: "Wait! The newspaper is taken upside down! The front page must be rushed out, and reading the newspaper is not for yourself, but for outsiders! ”
The official raised his thumb: "It is worthy of having seen the world!" ”
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At this time, the salute became louder and louder, and the emperor finally left East Chang'an.
I have seen the enthronement ceremony of Zhu Honghua, the late emperor of the Western Ming Dynasty, the opening ceremony of the Han Emperor Liu Xingchao, the opening hall of the first scholar clan Qian Zhaoding, the enthronement ceremony of the Qing Emperor An Ningzhi, Pu Qingyi, and the opening ceremony of the Tang Emperor Li Hongsi.
On both sides of the Twin Cities Avenue, only the most loyal to the emperor were warmly welcomed, and they were all loyal ministers of loyal ministers, tried and true loyal ministers, who had been tested not only by their families, but also by their genes.
The further outward, the lower the level and the more relaxed the security measures. When I came to my place, it was just ten kilometers away from the avenue, and only the Qinglou, the beggars, and the eunuchs were welcome from afar—in fact, it was only equivalent to a human flesh background.
At this time, the security measures were: the forbidden army was within 3 km, the imperial army was within 5 km, the army was within 8 km, and the government army was within 10 km. Therefore, I was surrounded by a noisy group of soldiers from the Noble Clans, who were on guard, drinking, and sleeping.
My armored car was crammed next to a bunch of wagons and cars, and it was not particularly conspicuous.
As time progressed, the Twin Cities Avenue became more and more lively. After seeing the excitement from East Chang'anli, people all continued to go out of the city and continue to watch the excitement.
There are a lot of people around me, a lot of departments. There are the Grasshopper Department, the Cricket Department, the Wild Ass Protection Department, the Second Survival Department, the Qinglou Department, the Women's Virtue Department, the Smoking Cessation Department, the Alcohol Cessation Department, and the Road Repair Department...... And so on hundreds of ministries. They have one characteristic: all of them are unimportant ministries, or rather, all of them are untrusted ministries. The more trusted people are, the closer they can get to the emperor, and the people who can see the emperor's face are those who are absolutely trusted.
From a distance, the crowd on the Shuangcheng Avenue was surging—the outpost of the emperor's sacrificial procession had arrived.
I trembled nervously, my hands trembled, my legs trembled, my feet went limp—my shell, if not millions, would die hundreds of thousands!
I looked at the people around me. A small number of people stood in the car looking through binoculars, most of them stood listlessly, and a few people excitedly touched the women, who spoke sweetly...... It's ten kilometers away from here to Shuangcheng Avenue, and you can see the emperor of a fart! Everybody pretend! They would never have imagined that something terrible would happen in a few minutes!
The Emperor has finally arrived!
I looked through the binoculars at the Emperor's royal carriage, and the thirteen-meter-high canopy stood out.
Wherever the canopy passed, everyone knelt down, and all the mountains shouted long live.
However, there could not have been an emperor in the royal carriage.
I have read the "Ming Security Law" and even personally organized the emperor's security work, so I am very familiar with the security measures of the imperial court.
Under normal circumstances, the emperor would bring two stand-ins when he traveled. Both stand-ins were eunuchs and were absolutely loyal to the emperor. The three of them would sit in ten identical bulletproof armored vehicles, each with a distance of 500 meters from the front and back. The emperor was not allowed to sit in the first and last cars, but randomly sat in the middle of eight cars.
With such strict security measures, it was impossible for the emperor to be assassinated.
You think, the road is strictly searched within 10 kilometers, and every person, every tree, every stone, every dog is loyal. In addition, hundreds of thousands of imperial troops and tens of thousands of forbidden troops can ensure safety. In the end, those armored cars are invulnerable to knives and guns, and it doesn't matter if the cannon hits directly. There were even medicines and food in the armored vehicles, and even gas masks were prepared.
It's a pity that they met me today.
I carry super gas bombs.
There was no grass growing within a five-kilometer radius of the landing site of the super gas bomb.
I watched the grand procession from the roof of the armored car.
The first batch was the Emperor's Troika. People thought he was on top of this, so they worshipped the top of the carriage, and even I could hear the shouts of "Long live the emperor, long live, long live, long live" ten kilometers away. But I knew he couldn't be on it.
The second group was the emperor's ceremonial troops. They were members of the Ministry of Rites on military horses, officials of the major noble clans, and hundreds of officials of the outer court and the inner court.
The third batch is the floats of the provinces.
The fourth group was the Imperial Army, and they were all sitting in cars and trucks.
The fifth group is the forbidden army, they drive tanks and armored vehicles, a few hundred in total! I counted, at least two hundred armored vehicles! What a bloody investment! Pretty much took out all of his old books.
I watched nervously, looking at the city gate of East Chang'an from afar. The fifth batch is followed by the sixth batch, which is the imperial army, they belong to the queen of the palace, and they have just left the East Chang'an City Gate at this time.
I don't know if there will be a seventh or eighth batch in the future......
I was faced with a very difficult choice.
Where the hell is the Emperor?
He can quietly rush to West Chang'an after putting on makeup alone, or he can be in the first batch, second batch, third batch, fourth batch, fifth batch, and sixth batch of teams, he can even not go to West Chang'an, send a stand-in to West Chang'an, he can even use a stand-in to deceive people from beginning to end.
These are called "possibilities". It's as if now it is also "possible" that an asteroid will suddenly fall from the sky and blow everyone up. There is a possibility that there is, as if now the book has suddenly ended: an asteroid has fallen from the sky, everyone is dead, and the book is at an end. It's entirely possible – but it's too unlikely.
The biggest possibility is that Zhu Zhaoding is hiding in these hundreds of armored vehicles.
Can't wait any longer!
People have to make a choice!
Once a person has made a choice, the heavens decide whether the choice is correct or not.
When a person has made a choice, all that has to be done is: complete the choice!
Do things in people, and make things happen!
I spat out a mouthful of phlegm.
I haven't eaten for dozens of hours, and my phlegm is bloodshot.
Let's go!
Early death and early reincarnation.
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I got out of the car and pulled out a couple of gas grenades from the front seat of the armored car.
I walked under the flag of the cricket department and quietly threw a couple of gas grenades. Gas grenades can be detonated with a delayed time, and dozens of people are convulsed on the ground after dozens of seconds.
The grasshopper next to him laughed and said, "Let you drink, haha, not now, right?" ”
After a while, they were horrified to find that all the people in the cricket department were dead!
People were frightened and ran around.
I threw a few more grenades around, and people were running more happily.
I opened the back door of the armored car, and the cannon was exposed, and the black hole of the gun was pointed at the Twin Cities Boulevard.
I picked up a super cannonball, stuffed it in, and then shifted the cannon body five degrees to the left, and as soon as I pulled the gun line, the cannon roared!
Although the armored vehicles were fixed and the cannons were fixed, they still shook for a long time, and their bodies were covered with thick black smoke.
In the smoke, I continued to pick up another super cannonball, stuffed it in, and then shifted the cannon body to the right by ten degrees, and as soon as I pulled the gun line, the cannon roared again!
I don't care which armored car you are in, as long as you are in those hundreds of armored vehicles, you will definitely die.
I got out of the armored car.
Beside me, the Imperial Army looked at me in horror, and slowly reached for the trigger of the rifle.
I immediately shot him.
The people around me moved towards me.
I threw out a couple of grenades, climbed into the armored car and drove it towards the north.
The Imperial Army raised their rifles and fired at me, but the bullets were blocked by the bulletproof glass of the armored car.
I rushed out with the Imperial Army all the way.