There are two more days left for the martial arts conference.

This is my first time attending, and I am still very excited to preside over the conference.

I'm almost ready, I'm going to find the next Martial Arts Alliance Leader Wan Wanbao.

I haven't seen him for the past ten days, because he stays in the house with his wife Miao Huahua all day and doesn't come out.

It's noon, and the curtains are still drawn in his room! I slammed the window and called him out.

Wan Wanbao: "Do you know what we're doing?" Comfortable to death, we ......"

I waved my hand: "You don't have to explain. There are two days left before the martial arts conference, you hurry up and go out to practice martial arts! Don't even be able to get on the stage when the time comes. ”

Wan Wanbao: "Didn't you say that you wanted me to be the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance?" ”

Me: "Then you have to fight too!" What if you don't show up? Besides, who knows what masters will come, I don't know what kind of master will come now...... Hurry up and go out to practice, don't stay with your wife all the time. ”

Miao Huahua came out, her eyes were bright but unhappy, she said, "Our baby won't do anything about the alliance leader." ”

It's only been a few days, and she also calls him "baby"?

What is she? Dare to call "baby"? I really wanted to tell her about our experience, but I was afraid to scare her to death.

I said patiently: "He is the leader of the alliance, and you are the wife of the leader of the alliance." Do you know what 'Martial Arts Alliance Master' means? ”

Miao Huahua: "What does it mean to be a dead alliance leader?" ”

Me: "What are you talking about?" ”

Miao Huahua: "I heard too many such things when I was in Qinglou, and none of the people who broke into the rivers and lakes could die well. ”

Me: "You're just a woman in a green building, you know a fart!" ”

Miao Huahua stared at me without flinching: "I know better than you." ”

Me: "I represent the court!" The martial arts alliance leader scheduled by the imperial court will not die. ”

Miao Huahua laughed: "Do you think those martial arts alliance masters don't think like this?" ”

Me: "I'm a special person, I've arranged everything. ”

Miao Huahua: "Who doesn't think so?" ”

I was furious: "Go back to the house!" You're in charge of men's business! ”

A hint of mockery appeared at the corners of her mouth. She didn't speak, so I didn't struggle with what I would say to Wan Wanbao after I killed her if she said something I didn't want to hear.

Wan Wanbao looked at Miao Huahua, as if waiting for her order.

I said to him, "Go quickly, what are you stunned!" Shakya Invincible will teach you the rules. ”

Wan Wanbao glanced at Miao Huahua and left.

I stared at Miao Huahua and said, "You give me honesty!" I am a second-class official of the imperial court, and the governor of the Central Plains has to kneel down when he sees me, and you are just a woman in a green building. ”

Miao Huahua said: "You don't care about me, what can I do if I am from Qinglou?" You are an official of the imperial court, I don't care about you, what can I do? ”

I didn't bother to pay attention to her and left.

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In the afternoon, a large number of imperial envoys came to Zheng County.

Originally, I thought I was a representative of the imperial court, but these are good, they compared me to all - because, Damn's money is set everywhere to wholesale officials, and Chang'an is full of second-grade officials!

There are no less than 100,000 of these people, and they speak the Gyeonggi dialect – and they deliberately speak the Gyeonggi dialect very "dialectally" lest people not know that they are Gyeonggi people.

As soon as they came, they talked to each other loudly, their mouths facing their teammates, but their noses were facing the sky, and their eyes were looking everywhere, saying how backward the Central Plains was, no electricity, no buildings, no Chang'an mutton steamed buns, no Baqiao donkey meat burning, no momentum at all, after all, it was a country, and it couldn't be compared with the feet of the Son of Heaven.

They wore newly-haired co-governance uniforms, brand-new co-governance ties, freshly sewn co-governance flags, rode useless Western Regions horses, and carried exaggerated knives around their waists—that kind of knife is useless, even if people hold up their heads and ask you to cut them, you will keep chopping.

A man came to me on the tallest sweaty BMW.

The afternoon sun was a bit harsh, and I looked up at him.

The man was wearing a dark green uniform, carrying a gleaming white pistol on his left waist, which appeared to be a silver pistol, and a gleaming yellow pistol on his right waist, which appeared to be a gold pistol. I used to have a gold pistol, but I couldn't shoot bullets, because as soon as I fired, the pistol fell apart.

Him: "I'm Zhang Dazhi, the head of the Royal Intelligence Service!" You're Chen Ju, right? ”

Me: "Who are you?" Haven't heard of it! ”

Him: "Of course you haven't heard of it! I'm going to try it this year! Exploring flowers among the 5,000 lifters! Awesome, right? I personally formed the Royal Intelligence Service! ”

Me: "There is no emperor anymore, why is there still a 'royal' intelligence service?" ”

Him: "What do you care so much about!" ”

Me: "You're so pale." ”

Him: "I'm tired all the way. ”

Me: "You have hemorrhoids?" Why sit sideways? I've only seen women riding sideways. ”

Him: "No, I'm used to sitting on my side." ”

Me: "Just castrated, right?" ”

Zhang Dazhi was furious: "Nonsense! I'm taking the initiative to go to the palace! I have only been for the court all my life, only for money all my life, and I have been his person all my life. ”

Me: "Alright! He's not here, and it's useless for you to confess. What are you doing here? ”

He was helped down and said slowly: "The martial arts conference the day after tomorrow, I will preside over it." ”

As soon as I heard it, I was anxious: "Isn't it me who will preside?" ”

Zhang Dazhi: "Qian Zhaoding said that he would make this Jianghu Conference a martial arts test conference and make them loyal to the imperial court!" ”

Me: "! There is no word 'allegiance' in the dictionary of the rivers and lakes! ”

Zhang Dazhi: "Bold! I am a second-grade official, you are a little second-grade official, you dare to talk to me like this! The world is governed by a co-ruling dynasty, how could he not listen to the words of the first scholar clan Qian Zhaoding? The rivers and lakes are also the rivers and lakes of the imperial court, how can they not listen to the imperial court? ”

I can't refute these rhetorical questions from him. People always like rhetorical questions. Because rhetorical questions will make you not a human being inside and out.

Zhang Dazhi saw that I was refuted and had nothing to say, and also saw my ashamed expression, and said, "I heard that you and Lu Chengzhi have unified half of the rivers and lakes?" Very good, Qian Zhaoding is very satisfied. ”

I also have nothing to say.

At this time, Lu Chengzhi and Zhao Yuyang, who heard the news, rushed over.

Lu Chengzhi's face turned red and said, "Subordinate Lu Chengzhi see the director!" ”

Zhao Yuyang stood still and did not move.

Zhang Dazhi nodded to Lu Chengzhi and said, "Very good, you guys did a good job, Chairman Qian likes it very much!" I'm going to review your helpers! ”

Lu Chengzhi had no choice but to send someone to find them.

Soon, the leader of the beggar gang, Hong Asan, came up. Zhang Dazhi said: "This person is too young. ”

Li Weinan, the leader of the eunuch gang, came up. Zhang Dazhi nodded with satisfaction: "This is good, it has momentum." ”

The leader of the private gang, Wang Facai, came up. Zhang Dazhi shook his head: "What can a bald old man do?" ”

In the end, Wan Wanbao, the host of Shaolin Temple, came up. Zhang Dazhi said in surprise: "How can a child with albinism behave? ”

After waiting for a while, Lu Chengzhi found that Zhang Dazhi was still looking outside, as if he was waiting for someone, so he said, "My lord, it's gone." ”

Zhang Dazhi said unhappily: "There are thousands of sects in the rivers and lakes, just a few of them?" ”

Lu Chengzhi said: "These are the four largest sects! Haven't you heard of the Beggar Gang, the Eunuch Gang, the Private Gang, and Shaolin? ”

Zhang Dazhi said: "Of course I have heard of it! I've heard about it in Chang'an! Very good, very good, I have decided to send it to you Prison Gang! ”

He pointed to the four people beside him: "Zhao Chihai, you are a beggar gang." Qian Chengye, you are a eunuch gang. Sun Xiujie, you are a private gang. Li Haoxuan, you are the supervisor of Shaolin Temple. ”

I was furious: "You're fooling! ”

Zhang Dazhi said: "Do you understand! I'm from the inner court, and Qian Zhaoding has already told me everything, and it used to be like this! I'm from the Elite Society, do you know what the Elite Club is? I'll tell you......"

I listened helplessly to him explain to me, and looked at Zhao Yuyang next to me with a contemptuous smile on the corner of his mouth.

Zhang Dazhi continued: "This time, we will select 100 sects as model gangs, give them a pretense of 'patriotism and law-abiding', and then give a portrait of Qian Zhaoding. This disguise and portrait must be hung in the most conspicuous place, so that you can strengthen your determination every day. Only in this way can the rivers and lakes be pacified and the world be peaceful! ”

I said, "That's the idea...... Not bad! Money is determined to come up with it? ”

Zhang Dazhi said: "I came up with it! I am the third place in this year's examination! One million people took the third place! A million people! A million people! 3rd place! 3rd place! Awesome, right? ”

At this time, Zhao Yuyang and I said in unison: "Amazing! ”

Zhang Dazhi smiled proudly.

But when he laughed, he frowned from time to time, probably hurting his wound.