39 Martial Arts Conference (I)

This martial arts conference is the most powerful ever.

The first is the large number of people.

After the collapse of the Ming Dynasty, the "Migration Law", "Baojia Law", and "Household Registration Law" were completely useless, and everyone came out to wander around.

In fact, there were so many people that we could barely squeeze in.

As soon as I came out of the county government of Zheng County, there were crowds everywhere, all the way to the Shaolin Temple. The ten mountains of Shaolin Temple are all human heads, which is simply black and pressing, which makes people scared.

I counted it, there are at least four people crowded in one meter, so that one square meter is sixteen people, one square kilometer is 160,000 people, and the Shaolin Temple is at least a dozen kilometers, that is, dozens of square kilometers.

In other words, millions of people are crammed into the small Shaolin Temple!

I don't know, but I'm shocked: there are millions of people in the martial arts conference!

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The day before, Zhang Dazhi, the head of the Royal Intelligence Department, had to hold a meeting, and he said something about "sharpening knives and cutting wood".

So everyone discussed for a long time, thinking of all the details that could be thought of, and even how to protect the lively Dongfang Mingyue. We originally wanted to block the Shaolin Temple first, and then block all the people who might defeat Wan Wanbao outside the temple, and then determine the leader of the Wulin Alliance......

Miscalculated! Because we patronize the "sharpening of the knife" and forget about the "chopping wood".

Those who had experience arrived at the tournament early, and those of us who had no experience were all blocked outside!

Zhao Yuyang's 200 tanks were stationed in Zheng County, and when they were about to move to at least Lin Temple that morning, they found that the road was blocked.

According to the convention, they want to run all the way over, but these are all Jianghu people, Jianghu people who don't want to die, Jianghu people who will repay their eyes, so forget it.

The Jinyi Guard and the Intelligence Department are both cavalry, and they rode their horses and wandered around the Shaolin Mountain repeatedly, but they couldn't squeeze in at all. Even if you rush inside, you can't let the military horse run on people's heads, right?

Originally, I thought that I would get up at five o'clock in the morning, and I would definitely be able to catch up with the martial arts conference at ten o'clock, which was more than enough time, but now, I can't get up outside the Shaolin Temple!

I've been working hard for two months,, and I've failed like this?

Failure is more frustrating than being far from succeeding.

I said to my men, "Gas bombs, throw them inside!" ”

I shouted, "The Five Poisons Gang has released poison, everyone run!" ”

People exclaimed: The Five Poisons Gang is here!

They scattered and fled, the crowd churned like waves, and I saw countless trampedes. But there's no time to worry about that anymore.

I rushed up with three thousand forbidden troops.

Dongfang Mingyue squeezed in the middle, looking around excitedly.

Lu Chengzhi followed closely with thousands of brocade guards.

Zhao Yuyang also brought hundreds of forbidden troops to join in the fun.

Zhang Dazhi was rushed up by thousands of intelligence department troops.

Some of the quacks who got up late followed our ass and rushed inside.

Some people wanted to rush us for the road, and the Forbidden Army brought out submachine guns.

I said, "What kind of submachine gun, don't be so arrogant." Keep a low profile and just throw gas bombs. ”

Fortunately, I finally arrived in front of the Daxiong Treasure Hall before ten o'clock.

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At this time, even the Mahavira Hall became black, because it was full of people!

There are people sitting on the beams, and people are hanging; There were people on the walls, presumably from the Gecko Gang; There were ten people lying on the Buddha's body...... I've had intensive phobias since I was a kid, and it gave me shiveres.

In the middle there are dozens of banners with various sects written on them. After taking a look, almost all the top dozens of rivers and lakes are complete.

Under the guise of dozens of people sitting on yew chairs, there is a row of connected tables in front of the chairs, and there are pen, ink, paper and inkstones on the tables.

In front of the table is a large open space, 100 meters long and 100 meters wide. They actually vacated 10,000 square meters of vacant land!

These messy rivers and lakes also talk about order like this?

Dongfang Mingyue said excitedly: "Wow, it's beautiful!" Did you plan it? ”

That's exactly what I was worried about!

I said, "No! I have absolutely no idea how this is! I thought it was a fight, and whoever won the battle was the leader of the alliance! What the hell are these guys? Why didn't anyone tell me? ”

Lu Chengzhi and I walked up, and hundreds of people also gave us a strong momentum with submachine guns.

I pointed to the old men sitting in the chairs and said, "Who are you?" ”

A man who looked like a Taoist priest said: "Some people say that the imperial court is also coming, but I don't believe it yet." And now it's here! ”

A person who looked like a nun said: "Those of the rivers and lakes belong to the rivers and lakes, and those of the court return to the court!" What are you doing here? ”

An old man who was dying of old age said: "The affairs of the rivers and lakes, don't join in the fun in your court!" ”

I was furious: "I am the imperial court, here I have the final say!" Which green onion are you! Are you going to rebel? ”

With a wave of my hand, hundreds of forbidden soldiers surrounded me, submachine guns in hand.

The crowd of onlookers in front of the Daxiong Hall was not less than hundreds of thousands, and they began to make a commotion.

Our people came one after another, but only 10,000 people came up, and hundreds of thousands of people were still crowded down the mountain.

An old monk stood up to me and said, "What are you going to do? ”

Me: "I'm going to preside over this martial arts conference." ”

The men all started banging on the table and glaring.

The old man who was dying of old age said, "I'm the host!" ”

Several Praetorian soldiers pointed submachine guns at his head, and the black hole of the muzzle table was on his head.

He swallowed his saliva and said, "Okay, I'll give it to you." ”

I said, "What's the harm in the court supporting you?" It also increases your authority! ”

The old monk said to them: "Give the court a face!" ”

Those people slowly stopped making trouble.

It's good, with me as the host, at least I can control the outcome a little bit.

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I stood in the center of the platform and said, "Brothers and sisters of the rivers and lakes, ......"

At this time, Zhang Dazhi, the director of the Royal Intelligence Department, stood up: "No! I'm going to preside over the conference! ”

I almost stoned him!

I said, "This is my mission!" Stay where you're cool. ”

Zhang Dazhi took a step forward instead, saying: "I am the director of the Royal Intelligence Department, and I am directly responsible for Qian Zhaoding!" I'm the biggest official here, and I have the final say! You are a second-grade middle school official, where is it cool, where to stay! ”

My Praetorian Army rushed up.

His condominium rushed up.

The two sides confronted each other with submachine guns in hand.

Hundreds of thousands of people looked at us and shouted, "Fight! Hit! ”

Good! I'll give him face!

I said, "Okay, I'll host it for you." ”

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Zhang Dazhi stood in the center of the stage and said loudly: "Only the gangs registered in the imperial court can participate in the martial arts competition!" ”

When he said this, all the people who heard him scolded him and spat at him.

There are only dozens of sects registered in the imperial court, and the number is pitiful. This means...... This means that 99.999 percent of the people present are illegal gangs.

A big man with a black face stood up and said, "Damn! You are a broken court, and you are embarrassed to ......"

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Dazhi waved his hand.

The young man next to him raised his submachine gun and it was a shuttle.

The black-faced man died directly!

A little black-faced Fei also ran up: "Helper! Father! What happened to you? Wake up! ”

People were quiet.

Zhang Dazhi said proudly: "Do you know what this is? Submachine gun! The submachine gun of the imperial court! Does anyone dare to talk nonsense? ”

Everyone stared at him.

Zhang Dazhi said: "I announce the qualification candidates for today's martial arts conference: Li Weinan, the leader of the eunuch gang!" ”

Everyone listened patiently to his next words, but a few minutes passed, and there was no follow-up. In other words, there is only one person who can participate in the martial arts conference: Li Weinan.

Damn, even I feel insulted!

Not to mention the hundreds of thousands of people present!

People scolded!

Even I cursed! Damn, I've already booked Wan Wanbao to be the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance, how can I meet people in the future?

I pointed to his nose and said, "Is this a joust?" Just one person, better than a hair! ”

Zhang Dazhi said: "This is called 'equal competition', which is different from 'difference competition'!" Do you know what 'equal' means? I don't know how to go back to reading. ”

Zhang Dazhi clapped his hands proudly, and Li Weinan, the leader of the eunuch gang, walked up.

Li Weinan was a little hesitant and a little helpless.

People whistled, and some people threw smelly shoes and socks at him. A pair of shoes knocked out his fake beard and made him look like a singing eunuch.

Zhang Dazhi was a little annoyed, and he pointed at those who pointed at him and scolded.

This situation doesn't look like the martial arts conference I imagined at all, but like the common village women scolding the street on the street.

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Suddenly, a man fell from the sky and landed on the central clearing with a "bang".

The man's face was full of beard, and he said, "I am the donkey of the Huashan Tiger Gate!" My master told me, he said that the martial arts conference is to survive and become the leader of the martial arts alliance, and nothing else! My master's original words were: 'The rules of the Jianghu Conference are: there are no rules! ’”

Zhang Dazhi pointed his finger at the donkey and ran away: "You don't want to live anymore?" I'm the second ...... of the imperial court."

Ling Donkey ran forward, a "tiger pickpocket", grabbed Zhang Dazhi's right hand with his right hand, kicked with his right foot, and with a "click", Zhang Dazhi's elbow was broken!

Zhang Dazhi was so anxious that he opened his mouth wide, but he didn't shout, because he immediately made a "black tiger dig out his heart" and dug out Zhang Dazhi's heart!

That heart is still "plopping" and jumping!

Damn it! The second-rank official of the imperial court, Tanhua, who will try this year, and the director of the royal intelligence department died like this!

Li Weinan was frightened and ran away when he dropped his butt.

Ordered the donkey to run a "tiger kick", and at Li Weinan was a beautiful turn and side kick!

Li Weinan hit the stone tablet, and his brains flowed out!

Let the donkey run and bow excitedly to everyone.

He became the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance!

He couldn't be prouder!

Let the donkey run and practice hard for ten years, and finally the world is invincible!

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A second later, the donkey was beaten into a pulp!

There are also a thousand submachine gun bullets in the meat puree!

The leader is dead, can the people in the intelligence department do it? They were so angry that they picked up their submachine guns and ran at the donkeyβ€”a few hundred shuttles, if I counted correctly!

But it's not bad, I didn't kill it anyway, hundreds of thousands can testify.

I was just about to continue to preside over a fair martial arts conference when someone shouted, "Senior brother is dead!" Huashan Tiger Gate's rush! ”

Those people rushed up to hit the intelligence department.

There are also people who shouted: "Huashan Tiger Gate is also a disciple of Huashan, the rush of the Huashan faction!" ”

Someone shouted: "The Huashan faction is also the Wuyue faction, and the Wuyue faction is chong!" ”

Someone shouted: "The Wuyue faction is also from the rivers and lakes, and the people from the rivers and lakes are rushing!" ”

A large crowd rushed up.

The people in the intelligence department were all new soldiers, and they didn't know how to shoot with submachine guns, but strafed, and they hit all the bullets on people's heads, and they couldn't change the magazines quickly, and they were quickly killed!

The thousands of us didn't cause trouble, but gathered tightly together, guns facing each other.

I was considering whether to continue to go out to preside over the conference, when the old monk stood in the center and said in a very loud voice, "The competition begins!" The last one to live is the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance! ”

His voice shook people's ears deafeningly, and it can be seen that he is a real martial arts master!

People are swishing forward, and everyone can jump four or five meters!

It's like dumplings!

The open space in the center is boiling, and even the air is full of fights!

Dongfang Mingyue said with admiration: "It is worthy of the martial arts conference, it is much more magnificent than the martial arts competition!" ”

They were fighting each other.

I looked at them as if I were in the underworld. The people there fight each other and devour each other; The bugs there also fight each other and devour each other; At the martial arts conference, they also fought each other and devoured each other.

I couldn't tell if it was a dream or a reality.