Section 8: Sister Xiao Wu is a monster
Generally speaking, girls want to be queens, this is a very normal idea, and it is a great honor to enjoy the supreme glory among thousands of people, but unfortunately, most girls just think about it, it is just the sweetest dream in the boudoir.
Yun Du was different, she thought that she should be the queen, so she went to Sister Xiao Wu for help and asked her how she could become the queen of the Tang Empire.
People think that a fox will grow into a fox, Xiao Wu is like this, the last trace of girlish greenness on her body has also disappeared, she is lazily holding a bun on her head, wearing a brocade robe, it seems to be Di Renjie's, the big red bust is exposed, and Yun Dui's face is red just by looking at it.
Xiao Wu sneered and reached out to hug Yun Dui, picked her chin with his index finger and said, "This is the girl in the family who wants to be the queen?" Also, it's a pity not to be a queen if she looks so beautiful. ”
Yun Du was a little embarrassed, and couldn't help but feel a little shy when she heard Xiao Wu say what was in her heart so nakedly.
"Silly girl, what's so embarrassing about this, our family should have a queen, the master is too pedantic, thinking that it will be very embarrassing, but this is also a point of pride for the master, the Yun family doesn't need to exchange their daughters for any glory and wealth, but ah, Xiaodui wants to be a queen, this is a great thing, how can the eldest lady of the Yun family not be favored by the world?
If we want to be a queen, we have to be a queen like the eldest grandson, if we are a puppet locked up in the harem, there is nothing rare about the broken queen, listen to my sister, what the master said is right, to be a powerful queen, you still have a lot to learn, first of all. You have to find a man who can be the emperor and marry him.
Don't think about it, prince, he is already an old man, we can't wronged ourselves, and we want to be the queen, so we can only find the emperor's grandson, and when the prince succeeds to the throne, you will be the crown princess. Then kill the Emperor so you can be the Empress in no time. ”
Yun Du was taken aback and got out of Xiao Wu's warm embrace and said hurriedly: "No, no, kill the emperor, Daddy will be angry, I want Daddy, don't want him to be angry." ”
Xiao Wu nodded Yun Dui's nose and said, "Silly girl, if you don't even have this ambition to be a queen, the first thing the queen should do is to help her prince husband become the emperor as soon as possible." Only after you become the second person in the world, you can slowly become the first person in the world, if your mind is a little bigger, it is not impossible for all men in the world to worship you. ”
Yun Du still shook his head resolutely and said: "I want my father, I don't want my father to bow down to me, so it's good for me to be a queen, Sister Xiaowu, do you think Li Xiang can become the emperor?" ”
Xiao Wu giggled. Said to Yun Dui, "As long as Xiao Du marries, whoever can be the emperor." It must be like this, the premise is that we have to find a prince with a weak personality to succeed, in fact, Li Xiang is not bad.
This man seems to be shrewd, but in fact his character is very cowardly, and he does not have the eloquence of His Majesty, nor the ambition and decisiveness of the prince. Now it seems to be very smart and promising, but, as long as he becomes emperor, I can guarantee it. He is definitely a very stupid emperor, because a person who is a little rich will get carried away when he becomes an emperor.
Your brother can decisively end his bad relationship with a bead, and now he is living well with Yanrong and Helan, and he never looks at the woman outside, this is the sense of responsibility of the men in our family, but you look at Li Xiang, he is still entangled with the woman named Mingyue.
Men, long-term affection is also an advantage, but he always goes to find that woman, but he still puts that woman in Mingyue Pavilion, what is Mingyue Pavilion? It's a brothel, if he dares to bring that woman back to Hengshan Palace, I might look at him differently, but if you look at his dirty appearance now, he still sneaks around every time.
It's not qualified to be a lover, it's not qualified to be a man, Aunt Twilight is a shepherdesss girl on the grassland, or a Turkic person, you see how the master did it, decisively brought it back, and explained to everyone that this is my lover, and he carried it into the house from the front door in a bright light, except for the position of the main mother, the rest of the things that can be given are all given, and he has been pampered for twenty years, and it seems that he can still be pampered for decades, Xiao Dui, you have also become the eldest lady of the Yun family, and almost all those who dare to talk nonsense have been beaten by the master, sue you, Xiao Dui, this is a man.
But if you have the ability to find a man like Master, you won't be able to be a majestic queen, so you can only hide behind him and help him run the harem, which is too bad. ”
Yun Dui's face turned red, Xiao Wu was right, Daddy is indeed the best man in the world, he can endure a stupid person like his mother for twenty years, it's really not easy, remembering Daddy's joke that Niang didn't know how to count the sheep's head at the beginning, Yun Dui's teeth hurt, a sheep's head for a bag of grain, and one by one, only the mother can do it, but Daddy can still bear to exchange with her, if he changed himself, he would have left a long time ago.
"Why don't you say Brother Xiaojie?"
"What does he have to say, if you want a beautiful wife, isn't my sister beautiful? If I want sons, didn't I give him two? Isn't the girl running all over the ground now? What else does he want? What did he dare to ask for? ”
Xiao Wu carefully checked his newly dyed nails after finishing speaking, the nails dyed by the impatiens and white sails were not red enough, it seemed that they still needed to be wrapped in linen cloth and dyed again tonight, Di Renjie's matter was really nothing to say, Xiao Wu was very confident.
"Sister Xiaowu, can't you find a good, affectionate man to be the emperor?"
Xiao Wu rolled his eyes, looked at Yun Du like an idiot, and said, "Who is the good guy to be the emperor?" ”
"Isn't the emperor a good man?" Clouddusk asked in surprise?
"You slowly push back from the three emperors and five emperors, see if you can find one or two good people, the emperors who are barely enough to be good people are basically all faint kings, if a good person like Master becomes the emperor, it is the misfortune of the people, the disaster of the people, those who should be killed are not killed, those who should be closed are not closed, there is no difference between the size of the harem, any ambitious person can cheat the family's money, do you count how many people in our family can enter and exit the treasure house at will? I went into the small storeroom yesterday and took a bead to make a hairpin, but no one found it. ”
"The small treasury was originally prepared for us, of course you can go in, you have the ability to try it in the big warehouse, only Daddy, Auntie, Xiaoshou, and Brother Xiaojie can go in, no, it seems that Grandpa Sunno and Grandpa Sun can all go in!"
"That's right, it's good for others to have someone they can trust in their lives, but the master is relieved of such people, I also wanted to go in to help count the treasures last time, and I was scolded by the master."
"You're trying to go in and steal the treasure!" Twilight yelled.
"What can you do if Brother Xiaojie doesn't help me get it, just to say that there are a lot of good things in it and a fart, and it makes people anxious if they can't get it. Master is not afraid of me to take it, mainly because he is afraid of breaking the rules, and I don't want things, mainly I just want to go in and see, why can they go in, I can't, Xiaodui, you remember, since you want to be the queen, my sister will help you become the queen, and the candidate will be cheap Li Xiang, this idiot, when you become the queen, this country will be handed over to us women to rule, I have recently read the history books, the more I look at it, the more I am unconvinced, why are all men who are emperors?
Master said that in the earliest days, it was women who had the final say, because men couldn't hunt prey and were about to starve to death, and the women saw that they were pitiful, so they taught them to farm and pick food, and as a result, these men relied on their strength to be greater than women, so they squeezed us out little by little, so it is orthodox for women to be in power!! ”
Yun Du looked at Xiao Wu with an angry face in surprise, she really couldn't describe her feelings, Sister Xiao Wu changed four or five faces in a short period of time, her expression was frightening, and what was even more frightening was what she said.
The Yun family has a habit, that is, not to pretend in front of their own family, so Yun Du absolutely believes that Sister Xiao Wu has become a monster, I heard that the fox is a monster, and now the women in Chang'an know that Sister Xiao Wu is a monster.
I don't know who released the words Bin Meiren, Fox Meizi, Sister Xiaowu said that it was the eldest grandson Wuji who said it, maybe it was the emperor who released it, in short, they just want to make these mysterious things public, no matter how mysterious things are, as long as they are exposed in broad daylight, there will be no mysterious power, and there will be no way to deceive people's hearts.
However, Sister Xiao Wu is really weird now, take off her outer robe, and stand in front of Yun Dui to change her clothes, her delicate and clear body is convex and concave, Yun Du looks at Xiao Wu's towering chest, and then looks at her own inferiority.
"Don't have low self-esteem, my sister has already given birth to three children, and she wants to breastfeed the children, of course she will get bigger, you are still a little girl, why are you in a hurry, look at Xiao Miao, it was not ordinary before, but it has not grown up since marrying the master?
You are at least eighty percent beautiful of your sister now, and in a few years, your sister will not be as beautiful as you, and when my sister gets dressed, we will start to make a queen plan, and my sister will always get her wish. ”
Thinking of the queen's plan, Xiao Wu's heart was hot, great, the Yun family was too bland, and now there was finally a long-term, complicated and challenging thing to do.
More than a dozen ideas appeared in her mind in an instant, and what she had to do now was to list these ideas one by one, and then decisively implement them after comparing the advantages and disadvantages, of course it is not possible to use the power of the Yun family, it is still okay to use the divine servants of the cold ruts, and the divine servants of Bai Yujing, who to use first?
Li Yifu? (To be continued......)
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