Section 9: Li Yifu's revenge

Li Yifu carefully reviewed the documents sent by the east and west, and added the signature seal after the preparation of the categories, he was originally a scholar of the Zhongshushe, but the nobleman of the prince's mansion, and now he came to Menxia Province to sign such a not very important official position seems to be despised by it, but Li Yifu himself knows why the prince sent him over, although the position of signing is irrelevant, but he can see the chapters of the east and west mansions to the greatest extent, because these chapters need to be signed to check whether there are overwritten words in it, Only after they have checked it, will the chapter be sent to Xu Jingzong for preliminary screening, only some important documents need to be sent to the emperor's desk, and the irrelevant documents can be executed after Xu Jingzong's own approval.

No one likes spies, Li Yifu is the spy that the prince put in the province under the door, everyone knows that such a person will definitely be excluded by everyone, but Li Yifu's popularity is very good, and he gets along with everyone in harmony, in fact, the means are very simple, it is a pot of porridge.

Working until midnight, when you are hungry, it is indeed better to have a bowl of hot and sweet white porridge in front of you, and it is difficult to refuse such kindness.

White rice is warm, and it is better to add a little herbs to the porridge to enhance the yang energy, not to mention that Li Yifu is originally a wonderful person, and he has witty words when he speaks, although he is always patting the horse, he can always scratch the itch in your heart.

"Brother Minggui is always so indifferent, the thunder just now almost sounded on the back of the head, the little brother was so frightened that the pen in his hand fell to the ground, and when he turned back to the Minggui brother, he was writing, and the flying white little brother wanted to see something wrong with it, according to the little brother, how could the thunder just now cause a little chaos. In this way, the little brother will feel more comfortable.

I didn't expect the whole text to be done in one go, and I couldn't see the slightest flaw, admire, admire. ”

"Brother Baoshu has won the award, but the foolish brother is just a word idiot, and he gets carried away when he writes. See laugh, see laugh"

"Alas, how can you say that, the younger brother is about to ask my brother for advice on this calming skills, and I will get drunk on the day of rest, and have a good rest and relaxation.

You also know that the only advantage of the younger brother is that he has a good memory, so he was brought here to make this disgraceful judgment, compared with your fair and honest gentlemen. I'm really ashamed, in order to make my little brother feel a little less guilty, you brothers must come. ”

To be honest, the facts are probably like this, to make a signing judgment is to memorize the content of some important twists and turns, and tell the prince to do some things in advance, and the four or five people in the signing room actually have this task. It's just that there is no obvious one from Li Yifu, since Li Yifu has explained. Everyone will continue to pretend to be noble, why not.

When a few people were talking and laughing, they heard a low cough outside the window, and everyone's faces suddenly changed greatly, and they sat back in their places and began to bow their heads to work.

The expressionless face of the eldest grandson Wuji appeared at the window, glanced inside and said, "Li Yifu, the left attendant of the military department, the eldest grandson Chong, will go to inspect the sixth rate of the prince tomorrow." You know everyone there, so you can go there. ”

Li Yifu hurriedly bowed down and said, "Huh! ”

The eldest grandson Wuji looked at Li Yifu for a while and said, "You are not from the military, why do you talk like this." ”

Li Yifu smiled awkwardly and said: "The servant shot smiled, after graduating from the academy, the first errand he did was to follow Yun Shuai to Quanzhou to level the thieves, and the servant shot also led the soldiers." Knowing the rules in the army, the lower official is a civilian official, but when he enters the army, who takes down the official and becomes a civilian official, if this word is shouted a little slowly, it will be a military stick when he turns around, and the lower official is beaten like this, as long as he is nervous, he can't change it. ”

A hint of fascination appeared on the face of the eldest grandson Wuji, and he quickly disappeared without a trace, and asked with a smile: "Will you be nervous when you see me?" You are a noble in the prince's mansion, you shouldn't be like this. ”

Li Yifu smiled dryly and did not squeak, and the eldest grandson Wuji laughed, said that he would do a good job, and then turned to leave.

As soon as the eldest grandson Wuji left, the signing room immediately became lively again.

"Brother Baoshu, have you really been beaten with a military stick? We are civil officials, how can we be beaten with military sticks? It's vulgar. A thin monkey-like judge looked at Li Yifu curiously and asked.

Li Yifu smiled bitterly and made a circle around and said: "Brothers, now we are all officials, God knows if we will be put into the army that day, the younger brother was in Quanzhou on the Emperor, at that time 100,000 were in a hurry, the Emperor ran faster than the horses with the sails, and it was easy to say in the Yangtze River, but when it came to the sea, God, the wind was high and the waves were urgent, Yun Shuai also ordered the full sail to advance, the whole ship was like flying, and the five or six feet tall Great Wave Emperor didn't care at all, and it smashed the waves and drilled over. ”

Speaking of this, seeing that these people were very envious, he smiled bitterly and continued: "At the beginning, I was able to take the Great Emperor, and the younger brother was also excited to sleep all night, but since the Great Emperor arrived at sea, he really became the king of the sea, and he was rampage without scruples, and when he saw the enemy ship, he didn't have to fight at all, he drove over directly, and the enemy ship immediately became a piece of wood on the sea."

Majestic, the little brother is miserable, we are all begging for a life on land, who will go through this, vomit in the dark, the little brother just wanted people to knock the little brother out with a stick, so it is more comfortable.

The stronger the storm and the greater the urgency of the military situation. Yun Shuai stood on the bridge and asked a few of us civil officials to immediately start recording the waterway, recording the number of jΓΉ, you think, the big waves have smashed on the bridge, and the younger brother has to make a record, isn't it fatal, at that time, my head was in chaos, I only remember to see the big waves that rushed over, and there was a mind to make a record, so I was dragged down and beaten. Three days, three days without getting up!

Who is Yun Shuai? The undefeated famous general of my dynasty, the strictness of military discipline is rare in the world, and later I heard from the brothers in the army that Yun Shuai's undefeated reputation came from there, that is, he used a military stick to train his subordinates, and he was trained out, by the way, I heard that there was more confinement, and this thing was even more terrifying. ”

After saying these words, Li Yifu peeked at these people and saw that these people were stupid, so he said: "If you brothers are unfortunate enough to enter the military camp in the future, you must remember to sign up before entering the big tent, otherwise you will be beheaded by the guards, and the chops will be cut in vain. ”

The room full of people all took a breath of cool air, they didn't expect the army to be so strict. So they gave up their hands together and asked Li Yifu to talk more about the rules of the army at the banquet when everyone was resting, so as not to die inexplicably in the army in the future.

Now the atmosphere of the imperial court is not good, a lot of civil officials have been put into the barracks for exercise, saying that it is to revive the scholars and doctors to ride and shoot these three knowledge, so that the civil officials are bitter one by one, but the generals are not good, literacy and hyphenation is already the minimum requirement of a general, when I think of those military generals who are studying, the civil officials gloat one by one, and the professor's officials also took out twelve points of strength to torture the souls of these military generals, but they soon couldn't laugh, because the generals thought that the scholars and doctors were the best both civil and military, so, He also asked the emperor to order civil officials to be proficient in martial arts, because there were not enough officials in the periphery of the empire, and many times they were both civil and military.

As a result, there was a miraculous phenomenon in the Tang Dynasty, the civil officials abused the souls of the military generals, and the military generals tortured the bodies of the civil officials, both parties were very vicious, and the consequence of the guide was that the military generals knew how to read, and the civil officials would ride horses and shoot arrows.

The emperor saw that the effect was very good, and now it has developed to the point of perversion, that is, the frequency of learning has been greatly accelerated, and the people involved in learning have gradually become advanced, and now it has threatened the level of the fifth rank official.

Li Yifu accepted everyone's invitation very politely, he invited everyone on this rest day, and waited until the next rest day, it was the turn of others to invite themselves, which is a good sign, indicating that he has won everyone's approval, more than a month of white rice porridge has not been boiled in vain, at least he has gained the goodwill of the eldest grandson Wuji, in fact, as long as Li Yifu's expectations are not so high, as long as the eldest grandson Wuji does not deliberately deal with himself Amitabha.

Early the next morning, Li Yifu went to the military department to greet Changsun Chong, and first went to the lobby to meet Yun Ye, Yun Ye saw Li Yifu come in cautiously, timidly saluted himself, put down the teapot in his hand and said: "Less than ten years of kung fu can mix the official position to the fifth grade, there are indeed means, why are your people still so obscene?" Nothing has changed.

The woman in Yanlailou, you can't stop bullying you? Now the rumors are boiling, and two days ago, Mr. Yuanzhang asked me if it was true, and I didn't know how to answer. Are you really going to have that woman take on 10,000 guests? ”

Li Yifu, who was originally cautious, suddenly became excited and said loudly: "That cheap maid helped others frame me for ten taels of gold, and I was sincere to her in vain, if I hadn't found out that something was wrong, maybe I would have been kicked out of the academy a long time ago, since she dared to betray me, she would have to pay the corresponding price." ”

Li Yifu never loses his temper, and he never blushes and talks with a thick neck, but when he comes to Yun Ye, he really can't pretend, and now when he hears Mr. mention this, the anger that has been suppressed in his heart suddenly rises, and he can't suppress it no matter what.

"Drinking saliva, there are white foams at the corners of the mouth, disgusting! Si Swenwen, a person who is highly praised in the court, and he is also full of wealth, and his feelings are not bad, how can he dare to do such a stupid thing?

Who is that woman? It's a singer, she just relies on deceiving people's feelings, in fact, in my opinion, it's your fault, just look at the looks, don't look at people, and the lust is pure deserve to be deceived.

Throw that woman's affairs away quickly, less on you, the imperial court is about to start compiling the "Book of Sui", Mr. Yuanzhang thinks that your knowledge is enough, and recommended you, everyone bullies a prostitute and forces people to receive 10,000 guests, I'm afraid this kind of thing is not easy to write into the "Book of Sui", right? (To be continued......)

PS: The second section was made in Changsha, heavy rain!