Zhan Xiu was really scolded out of anger!

With an angry roar, the black-faced short man who was scolding Zhan Xiu shuddered, and he was speechless for a while.

Seeing that he had finally calmed down the black-faced dwarf man in front of him, Zhan Xiu turned around and entered the compound and went straight to the hall.

Before entering the door, I saw that the eldest sister from before was really hanging on the beam of the room, rolling her eyes and swaying, and if she didn't hurry up, she was afraid that she would be more auspicious.

Zhan Xiu hurriedly threw the big cake in his hand, picked up the stake and picked up the woman, and laid it flat on the ground.

At this time, the black-faced dwarf also reacted and followed into the house, and the crowd outside the door also followed in noisily to see the excitement, until the courtyard was full.

It didn't take long, but Zhan Xiu reached out and pressed the woman's nose, and found that she was already breathing weakly, and her breath was like a gossamer, and she rolled her eyes and saw that she was about to die.

Zhan Xiu was anxious in his heart, and then remembered the tricks he had seen on TV in his previous life that were often used to save people, so he straightened the woman's head, and lowered his head to prepare to start rescuing

The black-faced man who didn't want to be on the side saw Zhan Xiu's movements, and suddenly collapsed again, pushed Kai Xiu, and howled angrily

"What are you doing, you don't even let go of the dead, and you want to take advantage?"

Zhan Xiuxin's first aid person didn't pay attention, and he was suddenly pushed and stumbled, and almost fell to the ground, but when he heard the words of the black-faced man, he understood, and his heart was suddenly in a hurry.

It seems that artificial respiration is not going to work

What to do?

What to do?

Zhan Xiu was so anxious, if he really died, he would really have a long mouth and couldn't say clearly.

For a while, he was so anxious that he was like an ant on a pot on the ground, jumping all over the ground

……

"Huh?"

Suddenly, his eyes inadvertently fell on something that he had thrown to the ground when he entered the door

Zhan Xiu suddenly had an idea.

"Hey, I think I've seen it on some TV, try it now!"

Quickly ran over and picked up the two green onions that had been thrown on the ground earlier, and returned to the woman again

Zhan Xiu took the green onion and poked it in the woman's ear!

Everyone on the field was stunned by the movements of Zhan Xiu's hands!

……

Half an hour later

The black-faced dwarf was about to get out of anger, and he rushed at Zhan Xiu with a strange scream

This exhibition was well prepared, and he didn't wait for the black man to roar closely

"Get out!

I'm saving people! ”

……

The black-faced dwarf was stunned for a moment and froze on the spot.

……

Then Zhan Xiu poked the green onion in the woman's ear for a while, but the woman still didn't wake up, and Zhan Xiu gradually felt a little hairy in her heart

Two streaks of blood slowly flowed from the woman's nose

"Whew!

Looks like it's done?! “

Zhan Xiu breathed a sigh of relief, and then sat up.

When I looked up, I was surprised and surprised

I saw that the black-faced short man had blue tendons on his forehead exposed, gritted his teeth, and his face was extremely hideous, like crazy.

As soon as he saw Zhan Xiu raise his head, the black-faced short man suddenly woke up at this time, and immediately began to cry

"Folks, come and help me, this dog-day villain not only molested my wife before, but also forced her to hang herself

Now I don't even let go of it after I die, and I keep poking it in my wife's ear with a green onion!

"This is a beast without humanity!"

When Zhan Xiu heard this, he quickly got up and flashed to the side, turned his face to look in the courtyard, and found that many people were also looking angry, and his scalp suddenly went numb

Just as I was about to open my mouth to explain, I heard someone in the crowd shouting: "Where did this come from, such a bully, the villagers will go up and smash him to death for me!" ”

All of a sudden, many people outside the courtyard rushed over with red eyes, and Zhan Xiu couldn't help but secretly cry bitterly in his heart when he saw this group of angry people

Looking at these people and the black-faced short man with red eyes and desperate posture, where can they still care to listen to their own explanations, one of them may be crippled if he is not careful.

Say it's too late, then it's too fast

Zhan Xiu's mind flashed, but the ghost thought of a solution.

Just before the crowd was about to rush up, Zhan Xiu first pushed away the black-faced dwarf who pounced on him, and roared as hard as he could:

"Phew!"

After the crowd was stunned for a moment, he then plopped and fell to the ground on his back, and let out a series of strange screams from his mouth, and kept twisting his body on the ground.

While rolling around, he secretly looked outside, and saw that the chaotic crowd was stunned by the scene in front of them, stopped, and looked at the ground in surprise

Zhan Xiu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw this, so he rolled his eyes again, and foamed at the mouth with a grunt.

Then he suddenly turned over and sat up, crossed his legs, put his hands together in front of his chest and made a pose, and then held his throat and shouted loudly:

"Phew!

My Jade Emperor is here, who dares to be presumptuous! ”

I saw everyone looking at each other, and for a moment I didn't seem to know what to do

Immediately, Zhan Xiu shouted in a thick voice:

"My Jade Emperor was about to go to the East China Sea to participate in the banquet of the old Dragon King, and found that you were waiting here to be noisy and angry, which disrupted the interest of the Jade Emperor, so I pressed the cloud head to take a look, and found that someone had hanged himself

You can't wait to save people, but instead fight and make trouble, what kind of system! ”

Peeking at the faces of the villagers, they were shocked when they heard this, and several people fell to their knees directly with a thud.

Zhan Xiu's heart was suddenly overjoyed, and he secretly said that these ancient people were easy to believe in ghosts and gods, and there were really people who believed in such a fuss, and they were full of confidence, and they even held back their strength and shouted loudly:

"Just now, I have pinched my fingers, and I know that before and after this matter, the fate of this couple has ended, this woman should have died today, and she should go to Lord Yama to report

But just because she suddenly became kind, and when this young man turned to her, he took out the best food in the house, and the Lord of Yama saw that she was kind and helpful, so he specially gave her an extra fifty years of life."

Zhan Xiu heard the sound of someone falling to the ground again, and even more despite his dry mouth, he still flickered loudly:

"Just now, this woman fainted and went to the underworld, you stupid people are panicking, not only do you not thank this young man who has turned into a relationship, but you will take revenge, and you want to fight and kill, what is the reason!"

"Although this young man is young, he is full of genius and intelligence, and even my Jade Emperor likes it very much

You have dealt with him with disrespect to me, and you must not only thank him, but also give him your love

Love him, care for him, and often invite him to tea

Then I, the Jade Emperor, am in the sky, and I will definitely protect your health and live a long life! ”

After saying this, the crowd in the courtyard suddenly fell to their knees, all of them kowtowed to Zhan Xiu and worshipped, and many people were even more excited with their eyes shining, and they thanked the "Jade Emperor" again and again.

Zhan Xiu's hanging heart finally let go.

This short performance was really tiring enough, so I finally held my throat and yelled: "Remember what I just said, otherwise I will be very angry, and the consequences will be serious!" I'll go too! ”

"Vomit--"

Zhan Xiu immediately made a "Ou" sound, and then lowered his head

……

After a while, Zhan Xiu suddenly raised his head and sat up, and asked around in a daze:

"Hey! Ay! What happened? What happened? ”