If handsome is also a sin, Zhan Xiu would rather die with a monstrous flood!

Even if you go up the knife mountain and go down to the oil pot, and then stay in the eighteenth layer of hell for ten years and nine months, you will never blink.

But even if he was screamed by handsome guys, he also knew that this was just a sign of gender, not really boasting about being handsome, Zhan Xiu knew very well in his heart that he was not handsome at all! It hurts to say it, but it's true.

Zhan Xiu also admitted that he was a little sullen, sullen, sullen, and a little sullen, but he was also sullen, and he rarely showed it in person.

But today's problem is that handsome is a scourge, and he is guilty!

Yes, there was a woman who hanged herself without saying a word because he was handsome!

A man wants to fight hard with himself, saying that he is complaining and molesting other people's wives!

……

This seemed to Zhan Xiu to be a very absurd and inexplicable thing, but it happened right under his nose.

In his hand, he still held a tortilla that had bitten off half of it, and the other half was so shocked by the scene in front of him that he forgot to swallow, and it was stuck in his throat at the moment, so choked that Zhan Xiu rolled his eyes.

Finally, I hurriedly took two bites of a few green onions pinched in my other hand, and swallowed desperately with my saliva, until my face was red.

But this suffocated red face became evidence of his guilt, which made the black-faced man in front of him thunderous.

"You, you, you! You little white face of the dog's day, I said it! ”

The bulging and chubby slightly short body was originally not able to reach Zhan Xiu's shoulders, but at this moment, he was jumping high and high, pointing at his nose and scolding, and his saliva almost sprayed Zhan Xiu's face.

"Do you know how to be ashamed? You seduced my wife, and caused my wife to hang herself, I, I, I, I'm not done with you today! ”

The black-faced man saw more and more onlookers, and scolded even more, and finally simply sat down on the ground with a thud, beating his chest and crying:

"You are tens of millions, not only seducing other people's wives, but also forcing my wife to hang herself, you are a beast!"

As soon as the onlookers heard this, they immediately pointed at Zhan Xiu and discussed, and a few opened their mouths to scold.

I just swallowed a little food, and I was so angry with this sentence that I almost choked on my trachea

Zhan Xiu leaned down and coughed violently, coughing until it was dark, his saliva and snot were long, and he couldn't get along for half the day.

The injustice in Zhan Xiu's heart is even worse than Dou E.

Damn, didn't you just ask for a little food, why did it become a seduction of your wife, and now it has evolved into an attempted rape?

How is this TMD the same as singing, it is really angry and funny.

Zhan Xiu wiped the tears and snot he coughed up, his heart full of anger and helplessness

"Even if what I said is indeed a bit ahead of its time, it won't be so shocking!"

----

Zhan Xiu is not from this world, but from a place called Cabbagetun thousands of years later.

The cabbage tun place is very small, so small that dozens of families know each other, whether adults or children

The men, women and children of Cabbagetun all know that the old couple of the Zhan family must have done something more immoral in their previous life

So even if they burned all the seventy-seven forty-nine pillars of high incense and broke the ninety-nine eighty-one wooden fish, they still didn't even have a child, and the two old poles spent most of their lives.

The old and young masters of Cabbagetun also know that when the old couple is past middle age and about to run to old age, their hearts are basically close to despair.

But I don't know if I did a great good deed unintentionally, or if God saw that this poor couple was living too pitifully, and one day he suddenly became kind.

When the old Zhan Tou once planned to work the belly of the old woman Zhan as usual, he unexpectedly found that the old woman Zhan had it in her belly.

After a check, Lao Zhantou suddenly burst into tears, shouting that the sky was open!

Mrs. Zhan is really pregnant.

After being pregnant for ten months, Mrs. Zhan, who was originally a super-elderly mother, miraculously gave birth to a chubby son smoothly.

It's a miracle

Even the villagers of Po Causeway Bay, which is separated by dozens of miles of mountain roads and two rivers, know about this, and this is a good object to poke the backbone.

Zhan Xiu's name was given by the old blind man with a dog's eyeball, but his nickname was known even hundreds of miles away, and it was the only place in the radius closest to the city, Gada Town.

This is nothing else, the main thing is that everyone knows that Zhan Xiu is a "nemesis"!

Although there is a word for cultivating virtue and self-cultivation in the name!

Why?

This has to start with the old Zhantou.

The miraculous life of the old couple of the Zhan family has taken a turn for the better, and they have just given birth to this precious son, but when they were pulling a car across the river, they flew into a tragedy, and the flash flood caused by the torrential rain directly washed the couple away without a trace, and even a whole corpse was not left.

The waters of the great river come up from the mountains, and they flow to the sea, and they do not return.

The old man should naturally be regarded as a pearl in his palm, holding it in his mouth for fear of melting, and holding it in his hand for fear of being frightened

But after such an accident, Zhan Xiu's supposed happy life was immediately incredibly short, and that happy childhood was like his parents' whereabouts, and there was no trace from there.

So Zhan Xiu is an orphan!

When he was less than five years old, he ate cabbage in Tunli Zhao Ergou's nest and Qian Laoqi's sorghum cakes, starved and full, and almost starved to death.

When he was five years old, he rubbed the gnocchi that the old lame man begged for, the rice rake that the old camel ate leftovers, and the roasted chicken that the old blind man earned.

At the age of eighteen

The three lonely old men finally looked at a time when there was a sun in the winter, gathered together, and discussed the exhibition and repair while basking in the crotch of their pants towards the sun.

When the sun was warm from the inside out, from the hair to the dust, I felt that it was almost time, so I called Zhan Xiu to my eyes

said that he could no longer afford to feed the rice bucket now, and it should be the age for him to find his own way out, so the old man kicked Zhan Xiu out of Cabbage Tun.

"Get out!"

……

When Zhan Xiu walked out of the village, the fathers and villagers of Cabbage Tun immediately ran to tell each other that the big "nemesis" was finally gone!

That scene can be called a noisy gong and drum, and everyone is jubilant!

"As for it?"

Zhan Xiu only has a wry smile!

……

I never thought that the short life in the previous life was a bit sad, even in this strange world

A series of unfortunate things happened to him one after another, which made Zhan Xiu very entangled, he couldn't laugh, and his heart was even more bitter than eating Coptis chinensis.

When I woke up, I found myself in a mountain forest for some reason

I finally found this village, but I was exhausted, my stomach was empty, and I almost died of hunger with my chest against my back.

Hungry!

I'm so hungry!

In the first half of my life, Zhan Xiu was scared of hunger!

It's terrible, I'm still hungry when I get here, and I don't have to say anything!

"Hurry up and order something to eat," Zhan Xiu thought, so he knocked on the door of a house with a shy face.

The one who opened the door was a sister-in-law who looked a little good

I don't know if I was moved by Zhan Xiu's honest smile or attracted by his tired appearance, but I didn't say a word and gave Zhan Xiu two tortillas and a few green onions.

Zhan Xiu is naturally very grateful

"Thank you!

Thank you!

Eldest sister, you are not only beautiful, but also very good-looking! ”

In the days of begging for a living before the age of ten, this sentence is really useful, whether it is the old Zhuhuang aunt or the dinosaur that is already in its glory, it is often exchanged for the happiness of smiling, and maybe you can give the two of you another reward!

So Zhan Xiu, who has had many years of begging experience, is used to it, so he said this in passing.

What I never expected was that this scene happened to be heard by the husband of the sister-in-law who had just walked to the door, that is, the black-faced man who had been scolding in front of him.

As soon as he heard Zhan Xiu's words, he suddenly jumped like thunder, rushed up and shouted that Zhan Xiu was molesting his wife, and turned his face to the door and heard Zhan Xiu's words of thanks.

His wife's face was originally pale, but when she saw the man, her face changed again and again, and she didn't explain when she heard the scolding, so she turned around and ran into the house

Before the black-faced man scolded for three minutes, he heard the sound of a wooden stake falling inside, and the black-faced man hurriedly ran in to see that his wife had hanged herself.

This is a big deal, and human lives are at stake!

The black-faced man looked like a madman, rushing out without saving people first, and scolded Zhan Xiu for the birth of one Buddha and the ascension of two Buddhas

If it weren't for Zhan Xiu, who was taller and sturdy than himself, he would probably have rushed up to do it.

So this happened to be the previous scene

……

……

Zhan Xiu, who has carried the nickname of nemesis since he was a child, although he didn't say it, he also had a small shadow in his heart, and his face was even more ugly at this time

Could it be that he is really a "nemesis"?!

……

"Holy!

Nemesis Buster!

Lao Tzu still doesn't believe in this evil, and if you want to die, you have to pass my level first! ”

After Zhan Xiu came back to his senses, he cursed in his heart!

This gorgeous life has not yet begun, so don't want to let this unfortunate thing be overshadowed.

……

thereupon

Finally swallowed the mouthful of food choked in his throat, wiped a handful of coughed tears, and Zhan Xiu relieved his breath

After concentrating on the endless sprinkling of the black-faced man in front of him, Zhan Xiu finally couldn't help but burst out, and suddenly shouted:

"Shut up!"