27 Yang Mingyang and the Ministry of Survival

The Holy Land has come to an end.

The court continued infighting.

The people of the Ideological Department and the Labor Department have been cleaned up, and it is the turn of the other departments to move on to the other departments - the problem lies in the Survival Department, specifically, the First Survival Department (also referred to as the Survival Department) and the Second Survival Department.

On August 25, the fourth year of Daming Honghua, Mingde Palace, court meeting.

After the ministers bowed three times and bowed nine times, Feng Zeyang, deputy minister of the household department, stepped forward first and said: "Your Majesty, yesterday there was a seventeen-year-old mother in Xi'an County, who was executed by the people of the Second Survival Department because she was pregnant!" Now the crowd is excited, and public opinion is very unfavorable to the imperial court. ”

Shen Pengyi, vice minister of the Ministry of Industry, stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, a mother and son were also executed in Chang'an County yesterday!" The mother, who had given birth to nine children before, was executed together yesterday just after giving birth to twins! The poor father was also on the spot! We need people right now, and they're killing! ”

Most of the main positions of the various ministries of the imperial family are from the inner court, and most of the deputy positions are from the outer court. Obviously, it seems that the prime minister's faction is about to make trouble.

Zhu Honghua, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty on the dragon chair, asked, "Why did they kill people?" ”

Guo Anping, the Minister of the Second Survival Department, hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, the Ming Dynasty has stipulated the royal law. Because we have so many people, the people must be at least eighteen years old to have children, and a woman cannot have more than ten children, and the offender will be executed. It's all for our sake. Your Majesty, do you think that if everyone gives birth to a dozen children, then won't I be bombarded? Don't people eat people? This is the mission of our Ming Royal Second Survival Department, it has always been! ”

Guo Anping is from the Guo family in Chang'an, his father is Guo Dingguo, the current deputy prime minister, and his sister is Guo Zhenyi, the second wife of Zhu Hongfeng, the former prince of the Ming Dynasty, and I have seen their wedding in Chang'an County. The Chang'an Guo clan is also one of the twelve clans of Tianzi, and their children are all over the imperial court, such as Guo Zhongren, the former governor of the Central Plains.

The survival part is the first survival department and the second survival department - I introduced it earlier.

Emperor: "Yes, I remember, it's always been like this." ”

Jin Yuguang, Minister of the Ministry of Households: "Your Majesty, there is civil strife in the two rivers, thousands of miles of fertile fields are uninhabited, and the people have suffered more than 100 million casualties. We don't have enough people for a long time, and he will not only weaken our strength, but even exterminate the human race. Your Majesty, this man may have been sent by the Death Servant Sect, because their doctrine is to make people die. Your Majesty, this person's heart can be punished! ”

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Guo Anping, the head of the Second Survival Department, bowed down to His Majesty again and said: "Your Majesty, our Second Survival Department works diligently every day, endures the scolding of tens of millions of people, and endures moral torture, but we believe that 'those who uphold great righteousness and ignore honor and honor ignore small filial piety'. We are desperate to maintain the population at a normal level, for so many years, every family has so many children, but I still maintain the level of 4 billion people, this is all due to us. We catch it during the day, at night, on festivals, every month, and every year. Without us, Daming would have given birth to tens of millions more every year, and Daming would have been squeezed to death long ago! ”

The Buddhist sect leader Shi Jiumo shouted: "Beast! Kill tens of millions of people a year, and you will fry them in the oil pan of hell for tens of trillions of years! ”

Taoist leader Li Jinggan shouted: "Go against the sky, you want heaven's damnation!" ”

Confucianism leader Kong Youli shouted: "Monarchs, ministers, fathers, sons, sons! You are the Father without the Father, the Son without the Son, without humanity or humanity! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! ”

Ye Anyi, the leader of the Divine Cult, said, "Ah, ah, I mean that too. "Of course, this thing is an imposter sect leader, and I don't know how many times it has been changed.

Prime Minister Li Guozhong stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, the ministers hate the Second Survival Department, and the subjects hate the Second Survival Department. I propose that they all be executed. ”

Guo Anping, the second minister of survival, stared at the prime minister angrily.

Yang Mingyang stood up and said, "Your Majesty, if every pregnant woman is executed by the Second Survival Department, then won't my Ming Dynasty be finished." There is great strength in numbers, and the top priority now is to increase the population. Our survival department will live up to expectations! ”

Yang Mingyang, the son of Yang Shunzhong, the former head of the Ministry of Households, is now the head of the First Survival Department. Haha, he must come up and take a bite, because these two departments are feuding!

Deputy Prime Minister Guo Dingguo hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, there are a total of two million in the Second Survival Department, and there are fewer people, so wouldn't it be even less if you kill these two million?" ”

He is the father of Guo Anping, the minister of the Second Survival Department, and of course he wants to look to his son.

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At this time, Li Youdao, the director of the Secret Division, stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, the Intelligence Department has already calculated that killing the two million people of the Second Survival Department will make the subjects happy and the fertility rate will increase even more. Therefore, if we kill these two million, we will not only decrease, but multiply! ”

He was a man of the inner court. The inner court has long seen that the prince's people are not pleasing to the eye, and of course they have to step on it this time.

Guo Anping, the Minister of the Second Survival Department, shouted: "Nonsense, you say yes? ”

Li Youdao said: "It's not me who says, but the truth." ”

He said, "Lu Ziluo, take out your calculations." ”

Lu Ziluo, the principal of the Imperial University, came out, took a stack of thick paper, and said: "I have accurately counted the population details of the Ming Dynasty and the fertility intentions of the subjects, established a model, and obtained a multivariate complex function, and by importing each value, you can get a real-time rate of change. It shows that the more people we kill in the Second Survival Division, the greater the growth rate of our Ming population. Don't believe me, you can look at my data! This is the truth! It's irrefutable! ”

He handed out the papers one by one. The ministers all nodded yes. This is, I can't even understand it, how can they understand it!

Deputy Prime Minister Guo Dingguo also bowed, and then said: "Your Majesty, they have served in this department for decades, and they have no merit and hard work, so they can't just kill them!" Why don't you transfer all the people in the second survival department to the survival department? Anyway, there is no one in the survival department now. ”

Yang Mingyang, Minister of Survival, stepped forward and said, "Impossible! Our department and theirs have a common enmity! Our tasks are completely opposite, they are completely opposite! ”

I remember telling you about the great battle between the Survival Department and the Second Survival Department, and that was thousands or tens of thousands of years ago. Let's just say that a hundred years ago, the Second Survival Department threw millions of people from the Survival Department into the Changhuang Prison - I guess Yang Mingyang, the Minister of Survival, wants revenge!

Prime Minister Li Guozhong said: "Such a big matter, vote by show of hands!" ”

The ministers raised their hands. All but a few henchmen of the deputy prime minister agreed.

Emperor Zhu Honghua said: "Yes." Execute all the two million people of the Second Survival Department! ”

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Guo Anping, the head of the second survival department, shouted: "Wait a minute! We are the department established by the Senate, and only the Senate can dispose of us! ”

Everyone looked at Liu Xingchao, the head of the inner court.

Guo Anping said to Liu Xingchao in a low voice: "Lord Chief, tell me about it!" ”

Liu Xingchao touched his chin and said, "I took a look at the hadith of the Senate, and they said this: The population of the Ming Dynasty is more than 4 billion, and the Second Survival Department is in charge; Below 4 billion, the Ministry of Survival is responsible. Therefore, the Senate and the Inner Court have no opinion. ”

Guo Anping shouted: "What about when we reach 4 billion in a few years? ”

Liu Xingchao pouted: "Why do you want to do so much, your grave grass at that time was one person tall!" ”

Guo Anping shouted at Yang Mingyang: "When the population of Daming reaches 4 billion, what will you do, will you die?" Will your survival ministry die? ”

Yang Mingyang: "Of course. In fact, the Ministry of Survival exists for the demise of the Ministry of Survival, and the sooner our Ministry perishes, the better our mission will be accomplished, and the happier I will be. That's what the law is about: the law is for its own perdition! ”

Emperor: "Since the senators have no opinion, since it is for the sake of the Ming Dynasty, let's do it." Kill all two million! ”

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The so-called two million, that's just officials, and the small officials below haven't counted. There were also more than 100,000 of these two million in Gyeonggi, and they were all cut down at the first order. The treasury ran out of money, and they were all raided. After the rebellion of the Divine Cult, the slaves almost died, for example, the millions of slaves who swept the floor in Chang'an City were almost dead, so their families were reduced to slaves.

The decree was passed down, and the Second Survival Department of the provinces did the same. Even the rebellious four provinces were inspired, and they did not listen to the emperor's orders, but they spontaneously slaughtered the second survival department.

I used to think that the Second Survival Department was guilty of public wrath, and I guess you thought so too - and I later learned that it was because their backstage had fallen, and that was it.

Because, the new survival department is even more of a bastard.

Yang Mingyang is the son of Hongnong Yang. Hongnong Yang is also one of the 12th family of the Son of Heaven, and is also the in-law of the former tenth prince Zhu Hongsi, the current scholar Li Hongsi. Naturally, this guy is also from the outside side.

The second survival department is in charge of killing, as long as you give birth to more, you should kill, how simple is this. And the Ministry of Survival is responsible for creating people, which is much more difficult than killing.

Anyone who does not give birth to a child at the age of twenty is forcibly conceived! Every woman must give birth to ten, and if she can't give birth to ten, she will also be forcibly conceived! It's easy for a man to have a child if he can't have a child, and the survival department will give birth to your wife; If a woman can't have a child, she can't do it, she can only die.

As a result, the anger of the people not only did not subside, but also grew.

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We went on to talk about the court meeting, and Prime Minister Li Guozhong said: "There is another matter, about private gangs. ”

At this time, it has been a few months since the private gang "occupied Chang'an", and the imperial court finally found time to deal with them.