The Holy Book says that the characters and events in the world are repeated, the first is a tragedy, and the rest is a farce.

And it turned out to be true.

Therefore, I don't want to say more, and I don't want to explain more. If you're wondering why I'm still alive, look through what I wrote after the assassination, "Why I'm Still Alive." In the future, this kind of farce will be repeated, like bullets always appear in craters - what a miracle, a soldier fires a million rounds, and every bullet appears in the bullet hole. Isn't that a miracle what?

In short, Lao Tzu has survived again!

I'm ready for anything, I've come to terms with the fact that I'm a dead man—and yet I'm still alive.

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When I opened my eyes, I saw a circle of people staring at me.

Zhao Pumin stretched out his middle finger and dangled it in front of my eyes, meaning to let my eyes follow his middle finger. But I don't follow his middle finger! I'm not stupid!

Zhao Pumin's face turned red and said, "He seems to have become a fool!" ”

I was furious: "You're stupid! ”

Zhao Pumin: "A fool never says he's a fool." ”

Me: "Then you say you're a fool?" ”

Dongfang Mingyue snapped her fingers at me and said, "Do you know who I am, Dongfang Ju?" ”

I said, "My name is ...... Uh, Zhang Wuming! ”

Dongfang Mingyue: "Ah, it's really stupid, I don't even know who I am!" ”

Emperor: "Zhang Wuming, how are you?" ”

Me: "Your Majesty...... I'm fine, I just can't move......"

The emperor was very happy and exclaimed, "Miracle! No, a miracle! It's been half a month! All your internal organs have been replaced, and you have survived! ”

The emperor patted Zhao Pumin on the shoulder: "Although I said that if you can't save him, I will throw you into the royal prison." But that's scaring you, because even I don't believe that a person can still be alive after replacing all the internal organs in his stomach! Unexpected! He's really alive! ”

Zhao Pumin leaned over and said, "Hehe." This is nothing, there is also a brain change technique in ancient medicine. ”

Everyone was around me, staring at me.

I'm a little weak-hearted.

When I was going to die, I was jealous of their life, so I scolded them all, from gods to mortals, from emperors to my mother.

And now, I'm alive. I'm glad I just scolded in my heart; But I felt that if I could scold it, I would definitely open my mouth and scold it again - it was really scary.

Zhao Yuyang squeezed his eyes at me: "Now, haha, you have settled on the rumors of the 'Divine Son'." ”

Zhang Qiangsheng: "The training manual of the forbidden army says that you must hit your head when you kill someone. I don't believe it yet, so it's right! You've been shot more than twenty bullets in the chest, and you're still alive! ”

Zhao Pumin said to everyone: "He just woke up, and his body is still very weak, let's go back first, let him have a good rest." ”

So everyone left.

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Zhao Pumin gave me a few more injections — but it didn't hurt much.

Me: "What's the situation now?" ”

Him: "I operated on you for a week, and after the operation you were in a coma for another week. ”

Me: "Oh. What days are now. ”

Zhao Pumin: "December 15th. ”

Me: "! I remember the last time I went to court was in September. ”

Zhao Pumin: "You've been lying for almost three months!" What a miracle! Even I don't believe you'll survive! ”

I looked at my chest, which was full of plaster, like armor.

Me: "You changed all my entrails?" ”

Him: "It's all changed!" From heart to lungs, from intestines to stomach, all changed. ”

Me: "What the hell! How did you have this kind of surgery? ”

Zhao Pumin: "I read it from the book. ”

Me: "That's amazing! You're a genius! ”

Zhao Pumin: "Haha! We screened millions of people, prepared a bunch of offal for you, and then spent 200,000 gold yuan to buy a heart that matched you from Jiangnan's private helper. Do you know how many kills we killed to save you? I've dissected hundreds of people alive just by doing experiments! Not to mention anything else. ”

Me: "Really...... What a wickedness! ”

Zhao Pumin: "Do you know? I've been working on this thing for years. My medical skills are a great deal! After all, we are the chief royal physician of Datang, so how can we do it without some technology. Every time the empress or concubine gave birth to a child, I came to check to see if they were the emperor's blood. ”

Me: "Oh? So are they the blood of the emperor? ”

Zhao Pumin: "Nonsense! Yes, definitely! The palace is only the emperor, how can there be other men. ”

Me: "How did you check?" ”

Zhao Pumin: "Test genes!" Everyone has genes in their cells......"

Me: "You've crossed the line, and it's seriously beyond the boundaries of the Senate - even though there is no Senate anymore...... Wait, it seems to be there again. Are you also a member of the Senate? ”

A very bad thing occurred to me. I said to Zhao Pumin: "You can help me identify and see if I am my father's son." ”

Zhao Pumin: "What do you mean?" Do you suspect that you are not your father's son? You're ......"

Me: "What if I'm really the Son of God?" People keep saying that, and I'm a little skeptical. ”

Zhao Pumin: "You are! ”

Me: "You can't identify it?" ”

Zhao Pumin: "What does it mean that you can't be identified?" I do it every day! If you want to do it, I'll do it for you! ”

Me: "Don't tell my parents, or ......"

Zhao Pumin: "I know, I'm not a fool!" ”

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After being quiet for a while, Zhao Pumin said: "I have recently been studying how to transplant the root of life......

Me: "! That's what you're all about! ”

Zhao Pumin: "Wrong! My ultimate goal is to have a baby without a woman and without a man, people coming out of the bucket! I'm going to build a super army......"

Me: "You're enough!" It's wicked! ”

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At this time, the door curtain was opened, and Queen Dongfang Mingyue crept in.

Dongfang Mingyue stared at me.

I stared at her, but I wondered why she was staring at me like a dead dog.

Dongfang Mingyue: "Do you know who I am?" ”

Me: "Nonsense! People's memories are in the mind, not in the heart! ”

Dongfang Mingyue: "Really? Zhao Pumin also said the same. I thought you changed your mind, and if you were a different person, you wouldn't remember anything. Then I ask you, where was the first time you saw me? ”

Me: "How could I not remember?" The first time I saw you, you were wearing a blue shirt and white pants. ”

Dongfang Mingyue looked serious: "Huh? I don't even remember. What else do you know? ”

Me: "I remember it all!" Of course I remember! Your maid's business, your business in Jiangnan. Don't test me, I'm just changing my internal organs, it's like changing my hairstyle. I'm still the same person I used to be, not the same at all. ”

Dongfang Mingyue's face was a little unhappy, she was about to speak, when the door "squeaked", Zhao Yuyang came.

Zhao Yuyang looked at the queen and said, "Your Majesty ...... Queen"

Dongfang Mingyue looked at Zhao Yuyang the same, looked at me again, and left.

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Zhao Yuyang looked at me: "No one thought that you would still be alive." ”

Me: "It's a paradox, if ......"

Zhao Yuyang shook his head: "Do you know who wants to assassinate you?" ”

I frowned and said, "The truth is never knowable." I've known this for a long time. ”

Zhao Yuyang: "I suspect Zhang Qiangsheng did it." ”

Me: "Huh? I thought I did it myself. ”

Zhao Yuyang: "I'm just skeptical. It doesn't have to be Zhang Qiangsheng, but he's been spreading rumors about you — or not rumors but secrets. ”

After speaking, he sneakily looked at the window and doorway, and gave me a stack of papers: "This is Zhang Qiangsheng's recital to the emperor." I secretly had someone copy it. ”

The more I watched these twists and turns, the more I watched, the more terrified I became. Damn it! It's a rumor—but when I think about it, it's not a rumor, because I've done it all. Damn it! It's whistleblowing! - Actually, this "whistleblower" is also incomplete, because I have done many more bad things.

I said, "I thought you had a good relationship with Zhang Qiangsheng." What do you mean? Stir up my relationship with him? ”

Zhao Yuyang: "A good relationship is a good relationship, but this guy is a madman." He had to create a new forbidden army. I told the Emperor that even the Emperor would not be able to control the new forbidden army - but the Emperor ignored me! You should go and talk to the emperor......"

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He talked nonsense for a long time, and I talked nonsense for a long time, and then he walked away slowly.

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In the afternoon, Zhang Qiangsheng came.

He asked me, "What is Zhao Yuyang doing here?" ”

Me: "Shhh ”

Zhang Qiangsheng stared around the ward: "Zhao Yuyang is dissatisfied with you and has been spreading rumors about you. ”

Me: "What's wrong with me?" What did he say about me? ”

Zhang Qiangsheng: "Probably he is jealous that you should be the head of the inner court." You know each other so well that he knows all your secrets. ”

Me: "And you're going to record it all?" ”

Zhang Qiangsheng smiled: "I record everything, whether it is true or false - so are these things true or false of yours?" ”

I smiled and didn't speak.

He looked at me and continued, "It doesn't matter that everyone has a secret, but the point is, someone spread it. I just told the emperor the secret, and someone spread it. ”

Me: "Zhao Yuyang! ”

Zhang Qiangsheng: "The prime minister has been impeaching you recently. And all of this was spread by Zhao Yuyang. I guess Zhao Yuyang must have said that I did it, right? He's a traitor to the inner court! Scum! ”

Me: "You think it's overthinking — or thinking too little." The factions of the imperial court are not fixed, and the inner court and the outer court are not absolute. Everyone has their own interests at heart. ”

Zhang Qiangsheng: "I was born as a person from the inner court, and I died as a person from the inner court." ”

Me: "Haha! ”

My laughter hurts me so much! Let me grin!

Me: "Were you born to be a eunuch?" ”

Zhang Qiangsheng: "The eunuch and the inner court are two completely different things, they just intersect. Why do you say it so badly? ”

I'd love to explain to him the meaning of the noun, but I don't have the energy right now.

Zhang Qiangsheng smiled at me and said, "When you are well, you will understand at the court meeting." ”

He's gone.

I was the only one left in the room.

I'm looking at my profile.

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