Such a great and holy emperor!

Such a stoic prince!

Such an invincible imperial army!

Such a loyal and brave foreign court!

So...... Useless inner court......

In this war, all the people in the outer court went to make meritorious contributions, and the people in the inner court watched others make meritorious contributions.

I've been bored lately......

Bored to death......

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In the morning, I went to the Imperial University (actually Building 5) for classes.

Sitting stunned, there is in the corners of his eyes.

The chemistry teacher is lecturing: "Today, we are going to talk about how to plate a tank with copper. First of all, physical rust removal. Then, the acid water removes the rust. Then, put the copper sulfate solution ...... Today, work in pairs, do experiments, and turn in your homework at the end of class! ”

I said to Zhao Yuyang on the left, "Damn! It's annoying! You do it for me, I have a stomachache...... Going to. ”

Zhao Yuyang: "You're skipping class again!" ”

Me: "No! I just don't know why putting iron in copper sulphate is coated with a layer of copper. ”

Zhao Yuyang: "I don't understand a lot, you just make excuses!" ”

Me: "No! ”

Zhao Pumin on the right said: "You always skip class, and the teacher knows it." If you continue like this, you won't be able to finish your business. ”

I said unhappily: "Zhao Pumin, you crow's mouth, shut up!" I just want to pass, but I don't want to be a good graduate! Besides, there's still a year to go. I'll work hard again this year! ”

I bowed my head, squatted, and slipped out of the back of the classroom.

Dozens of classmates looked down at me.

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There's no way I'm going to the palace – because I work at the palace every day! Skipping class to go to work? I'm sick!

I went to Imperial University, two kilometers away.

The popularity of the emperor is too bad, you think, dozens of people are together every day, and they even know how many moles grow on their buttocks, what's the point!

I like to go to Imperial College to audit.

There are six designated universities in Daming, namely: Royal Roads University, Imperial University, Yenching University, Jiangnan University, Jinling University, and Lingnan University.

Royal Roads University, located in Building 5 and the Imperial Palace, is the university of the Inner Court, the Prince, and the Prince.

Yenching University is naturally in Yenching, Beijing.

Jiangnan University is located in Xiangyang, the capital of Jiangnan Province.

Jinling University is located in Jinling, Nanjing, the capital of Jiangdong Province.

Lingnan University is located in Guangzhou, the capital of Lingnan Province.

The department responsible for the universities is the Royal Ministry of Education. The Royal Ministry of Education, which sounds scary, is in fact a "cecal department" with very little staff, except for the selection of teachers and students for the universities each spring (and only to make suggestions) and the occasional book (for money), it is of little use.

- The focus is on Imperial University.

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Imperial University is the largest university in the Ming Dynasty, close to the palace compound, and occupies more than 30 buildings (remember, the Chang'an Oriental Mansion only occupies one building).

Imperial University has the largest number of students among the six universities in the Ming Dynasty, and in fact the other five are not as large as it is when multiplied by two.

It has thousands of teachers, tens of thousands of students, and miscellaneous people, no less than 100,000 people.

I have read the curriculum of the Imperial University, which includes: Confucianism, Martial Arts, Chinese, Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry, Mechanics, Medicine, Witchcraft, History, Buddhism, Taoism, Theology...... This is a big department, and there are small departments in it, a total of hundreds of departments!

I took a look at its textbooks, and it was a bunch of nonsense, this is not learning knowledge, but losing knowledge, the more you learn, the more stupid you become.

It is estimated that the best graduates of Imperial University will be selected for the examination, and it will definitely be the first from the bottom...... But not necessarily, there must be a few talents among tens of thousands of people...... It's as if I'm so maverick at the Imperial University......

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I walked around Imperial University.

Hey, Imperial University is the real university!

Even though my Royal Roads University is the First University of the King James Dynasty, what the is it?! A building called a university?!

The motto of Imperial University is: "One Empire, One Emperor, One Thought".

These twelve huge wild grasses were placed on the gate of the Imperial University, and were written by Zhu Dachang, the first emperor of the Ming Dynasty five hundred years ago.

When you walk through the gate, you will be greeted by a "rockery".

It looks like a rockery, but it is dozens of meters high, with mountains and mountains, and the momentum is magnificent.

Why do I know it's a "rockery" at first glance? Because, it's like the holy mountain in the painting! The holy mountain is a 10,000-meter-high mountain, and it is a "rockery" of tens of meters!

Bypassing the rockery, it is a "fake lake".

Why do I know it's a "fake lake" when I look at it? Because, it's like the holy lake in the painting! The holy lake is a big beard at the foot of the holy mountain, and it is a "fake lake" of several hundred meters!

Around the fake lake, there are several buildings.

Several buildings are the main teaching buildings, and there are ten football fields behind them, as well as rugby fields, tennis courts, swimming pools, large classrooms, small classrooms, dormitory buildings, laboratory buildings, shooting ranges, opera houses, and martial arts fields......

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If I had been born in the Shi clan, I would definitely go to the Imperial University! No matter how powerful you are, I still have to go to the emperor! The emperor is called a university! Exactly as I imagined!

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I walked into the "First Teaching Building" – they called it "One Teaching".

An imperial soldier nodded: "The emperor's great, right?" Why is he only here now, waiting for you. ”

I was wearing a golden robe, so I looked like an Imperial student. I don't really want this to be conspicuous, but I don't have an "imperial student ID", so I have to do it.

Me: "Wait for me?" When did I become so popular? Did you drive me away last time? ”

Him: "How so! Everyone is waiting. ”

Me: "What are you waiting for?" ”

Him: "Wait." ”

Me: "What are you waiting for?" ”

Him: "I don't know, what it seems to be called...... Doubi ......"

Me: "Bicker! What does it mean? Ha! When it comes to bickering, no one can fight me! I am known as the emperor and the big mouth! ”

We walked through a door.

As soon as I walked in the door, I regretted it.

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Inside, the largest classrooms in the largest academic building of the Imperial University – like an opera house!

Huge curtains shut up the huge windows.

There were hundreds of people sitting around the terraced tables and chairs.

Many reporters gathered around the stage with their cameras in hand.

On the platform sat seven stammering men.

A huge banner on their heads reads "The 287th Debate Tournament of the Emperor of the Emperor".

The host said to me, "Go up, and I'll leave you." ”

I clutched my stomach: "Ah! Suddenly my stomach hurts! Can't hold it back! Gotta go! ”

People laughed: "Haha! That's how the last one escaped! So uncreative! ”

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There are two long tables on the table.

Behind a table sat four men in black suits—it must have been the Imperial University Debate Team.

Behind a table sat three men in yellow robes - that must have been the Imperial University Debate Team.

I looked at the Imperial team.

The sign on the front of the first one reads "Yi Debate Yang Mingyang".

Haha, I met him once. His father, Yang Shunzhong, the former head of the household department, was scared to death in the court! He was in his thirties, naturally not a student, but a teacher, and he was the head of the law department, and presumably some ministers...... But it's all cecum.

The second debate is called Lu Chengzhi, the head of the intelligence department of the Imperial University.

Three arguments - Dongfang Yongyi! There is actually an acquaintance! And it's a family! He is the second son of the Dongfang clan in Liangzhou - because his third brother has been missing for too long and is condemned as "death".

Four debates - Duan Haitao. The second son of the Duan family in Yunnan. His brother Duan Haibo is a "red man" in Chang'an, and I met him once.

On our side...... Hey, I won't say it, anyway, the three of them didn't say a word in the entire debate competition, except for the following words-

They said, "You are the emperor?" ”

Me: "Uh-huh. ”

They: "Why haven't I seen you?" Are you the emperor pretending to be us? ”

Me: "I'm a sophomore. ”

Them: "! Why did you come to Imperial University in your sophomore year without class? ”

Me: "Skipping class." ”

Them: "We just agreed to let one person get out of the game with a stomachache, and we're going to abstain, so there's no shame in that - but why the are you here?!" ”

Me: "I don't know! What now? ”

The three men said, "I'll stab you in the eye with a pen, and we'll continue to retire." ”

Me: "! Rubbish! Isn't a debate a quarrel! Since ancient times...... Oh no, no one has been able to quarrel with me since I was born! ”

I sat in the position of "one debate".

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The host said: "Okay, let me talk about today's debate - the emperor is greater or the son of God is greater." ”

I immediately rang the bell—and I couldn't help but be proud, ha, my reaction was so fast—and said, "My conclusion is: the emperor is great." ”

Host: "What are you ringing the bell for?" Before you came, Lu Chengzhi had already rang the bell, and the conclusion they chose was: The emperor is great. So, your thesis is: The Son of God is great. ”

Me: "! To say that the Son of God is a rebellion! ”

The three debaters next to me looked at me like a retarded person.

I said to myself, "! ”