I said, "It's not a debate race, it's a speed race." Whoever reacts badly wins. ”

The other party's second defense Lu Chengzhi: "You are so hypocritical!" You didn't grab it just now, you were happy? If you had grabbed it, what would you say? ”

Me: "I think we might as well debate whether failure is a success, its father or its second uncle." ”

The other party argued with Yang Mingyang: "That was the topic of the first debate competition two hundred years ago. ”

Me: "It's better for us to integrate theory with practice and debate whether to attack Hebei." ”

Yang Mingyang: "Last year's debate. ”

Me: "Okay, I'll throw in the towel." You have won, the emperor is big, the son of God is small, are you satisfied? ”

One person stood up - Lu Ziluo, the president of the Imperial University!

Damn it!

I didn't even see him!

So many people! Didn't see my principal here!

Lu Ziluo: "What we want is not the result, but the process, because the process is more important than the result!" If we make a mistake, it's a mistake we have to make! I declare that today's business does not count! No one dared to look for trouble. Whatever you want. ”

Damn it! Dogs believe it!

Everyone is the court, who doesn't know that the court talks like a fart! The court said that if you don't fart, you are a double fart!

You can't trust the court if you believe in dogs!

The dog is innocent and unintentionally bites, and the court bites intentionally and conspiratorily!

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Yang Mingyang said:

"We believe that the emperor is greater than the Son of God.

The scholars are the representatives of the commoners, the emperor is the representative of the scholars, and the emperor alone is related to the stability of the world.

But what is the Son of God? Demon Cult! I would even say that it is a cult!

One side is to govern the country according to law, and the other side is to harm the country with religion!

Each of us knows that the Emperor is right and the Son of God is wrong; The imperial power is right, and the divine power is wrong.

Let's see, how harmonious and stable the world is, the unity of knowledge and action! All this is the credit of the emperor.

And what about the Four Great Religions? Where is their paradise? Where is their hell? Where are their God and their Son? What did they do?! ”

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The three of us bowed our heads and didn't speak.

I stepped forward.

I say:

"This is not true.

Even, I would say, this is the opposite fact.

We must admit that the four major orthodox churches are indeed muddy and cannot support the wall, and churches, Confucian temples, Buddhist temples, and Taoist temples are full of evil things.

However, how can what they do compare with the imperial court?

They kill people one by one, and the court kills people by tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions, tens of millions, hundreds of millions! ”

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Host: "Emperor! Will you debate?! The first debate is the point, and the second debate is the breaking of the argument! What are you doing when you come up and refute people? What about your thesis! Deduct 1 point! ”

I scratched my head: "Our thesis is: the Son of God is greater than the Emperor...... Is it? ”

Host: "The format is wrong! Do you know what a declarative sentence is and what an interrogative sentence is?! Deduct 1 point! ”

I sighed, "Our thesis is: the Son of God is greater than the Emperor. ”

I saw the reporters of the Royal News slapping at me.

Tomorrow's headline, I guess, would be "Shocked! Rebellion! The emperor said that the son of God is greater than the emperor! 》

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I continued:

"We must first understand, what is an emperor? What is the Son of God? What is a ratio? What does it mean to be big? What are their definitions and criteria? What is their range? Their inward and extensive, their rationality and sensibility, their freedom and external objects, their objects and concepts, their language and signifiers, their history, present, and future!

The royal descent is the root of all peoples, and it is the descendant of the 'first person'. We have to study why the lineage is better than the lineage.

The Son of God is the Son of God, and we must study how God gave birth to children.

First of all, we must determine from the beginning whether there is an emperor, a divine son, a comparison, a good or a bad, and then define what an emperor, a divine son, a comparison, a good or a bad are, and finally we can compare.

If we compare the good and the bad, we must verify, dialectically, controllably, contrastively, blindly, and repeatedly...... Compare! ”

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Lu Chengzhi stood up: "Ha! From your words we can deduce your conclusion: your conclusion is: there is no emperor in the world! There is no Son of God! There is no comparison! There is no good or bad! What are you...... Belch. ”

Host: "Emperor! If you don't make the right question, you will be deducted one point. We debate who is greater, the emperor or the son of God, and whether he exists or not. ”

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The other party's three arguments, Dongfang Yongyi, stood up:

"How great is the Emperor!

Once, the emperor went to cut down trees. The first emperor said to him, don't cut down trees, because this is the livelihood of the subjects. The Emperor said: 'I see! From then on, he worked hard and improved many trees.

At one time, the emperor was studying. The first emperor said to him, eat first, and then study. The emperor said, "Yes." So, he drank milk while learning – but he used milk as ink. What a good emperor!

At one time, the emperor was laboring. The first emperor said to him, don't be tired. The emperor said, the commoners are working, how can I bear it! The first emperor hid his flat burden and did not let him work. But the emperor tied a curtain on the flat shoulder, so that the first emperor could not hide!

These words are our great emperor!

Just ask, how can such a good emperor be bad?

To sum up, we believe that the emperor is the biggest! ”

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I stand up:

"Don't tell stories!

Stories make no sense!

Want to tell a story?

You think I won't say?!

Once, the Son of God went to cut down a tree. God said to him, "Don't cut down trees, for it's the livelihood of your subjects." The Son of God said, 'I see! From then on, he worked hard and improved many trees.

Once, Miko was studying. God said to him, "Eat first, then study." Miko said, "Okay." So, he drank milk while learning – but he used milk as ink. What a good son of God!

Once, the Son of God was at work. God said to him, "Don't be weary. The Son of God said, the civilians are working, how can I bear it! God hid his burden from labor. But the Son of God tied a curtain on the flat pole, so that God could not hide it!

These words are our great Son of God!

Just ask, how can such a good son of God be bad?

To sum up, we believe that the Son of God is the greatest! ”

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The opponent's fourth defense Duan Haitao:

"Hell!

Why do you hinterland—oh, sorry, wrong, it's the emperor's land—so clearly divide the emperor from the son of God?

In our great Yunnan, people say that the emperor and the son of God are the same person, and they are both descendants of God.

I heard that Zhu Dachang, the first emperor of your Great Ming Dynasty - oh, sorry, it was our Great Ming - was the son of God.

Emperor Dachang destroyed tanks with his left hand and planes with his right hand, flew into the sky and the earth, teleported - and even went to the moon.

Don't laugh, I've seen news footage from 500 years ago in my hometown, and it's all true.

Although the First Emperor is only 1.2 meters, he is really powerful!

Otherwise, how could the people be overthrown and the Ming Dynasty established! ”

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The host jumped out: "Shut up! Nanban shut up! Slander my first emperor as a dwarf, deduct one point! Say the name of the previous dynasty and deduct one point! ”

The three people on our side shouted, "Good! "It's as if they won with their own hands.

It's good, after a lot of hard work, it's finally a draw!

The three people of the emperor glared at Duan Haitao angrily.

Duan Haitao shrugged.

The host said, "It's so boring, die early and leave class early!" Now, the final argument! ”

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Yang Mingyang stood up:

"We believe that the emperor is greater than the Son of God.

The Emperor exists, but the Son of God does not.

Some people say that the emperor makes mistakes, but the son of God does not make mistakes.

Of course, this is true, the emperor did make mistakes, because the world is the emperor, and not the son of God!

Since your Son of God doesn't do anything, naturally you won't make mistakes!

But we have to do something!

My dead dad always said to me – knowledge and action are one.

That's our goal – the unity of knowledge and action!

We have to do it!

Do it!

Do it!

Therefore, be loyal to the emperor and destroy the Son of God!

Be loyal to the imperial power and control the divine power! ”

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I said, "In a word, we don't know anything.

We talked, but we didn't know what to say.

Our cause and effect are reversed, inferring the past from the present, the physical from the senses, the eternal from the temporary, the divine from mortals, the truth from facts, and many more errors from falsehoods......"

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Moderator: "The final debate of the Imperial University is off-topic, and one point will be deducted." I announce: the result of this debate tournament - the emperor's victory. Class! ”

Oh!

I'm still happy with this result, at least they didn't say I was a rebel!

At this time, Yang Mingyang, the president of Imperial University, shouted: "Wait! ”

A big donkey face stood on the platform.

He said, "Why did he say it was wrong? I think it's good. He's thinking about things, he's searching for knowledge. ”

A bearded man also came up - Kong Youli, the principal of the Imperial University.

Wow, these two principals are going to quarrel again.

Kong Youli: "School teaches students the truth!" ”

Lu Ziluo: "I agree with that. But on what basis do you say you're right? ”

Kong Youli: "Because I'm the president of the Imperial University!" ”

Lu Ziluo: "The Imperial Principal is right?" ”

Kong Youli: "The court appointed, the court is right!" ”

Lu Ziluo: "Why is the imperial court right? ”

Kong Youli: "The emperor leads the imperial court!" ”

Lu Ziluo: "Why is the emperor right?" ”

……

I only heard Kong Youli pointing at Lu Ziluo: "Rebellion!" Rebellion! Rebellion! ”

Hundreds of people shouted: "Rebellion! Rebellion! Rebellion! ”

Ay!

This is the territory of the emperor, and only a few of the hundreds of people are the emperor. If it was at the Imperial University, there must have been hundreds of Imperial University students who also shouted: "Fart! Fart! Fart! "—unfortunately not.

Suddenly, the Imperial University students stopped shouting rebellion, and they began to shout less serious but more insulting words: "Big black donkey! Big Black Donkey! Big Black Donkey! ”

Lu Ziluo's face became more and more red, red to purple, purple to black.

He said, "Don't call me a big black ass!" ”

Hundreds of students shouted: "Big gelding! Big gelding! Big gelding! ”

Lu Ziluo seemed to have broken down and was about to cry......