Volume 1: [City Chapter] Chapter 1 If you want to live a decent life
"Don't come here, take a step further, believe it or not, I'll jump down immediately!" Niu Fen straddled the railing and shouted excitedly.
Not long ago, Niu Fen witnessed something that made him heartbroken, when he suppressed his anger and did not attack, he ran to the rooftop alone to drink stuffy wine, drinking and drinking, a man and a goddess came over in a panic. Seeing this, Niu Fen hurriedly climbed onto the railing of the rooftop, straddled the railing and pointed at a man and a woman five meters away and shouted loudly, he now wanted to beat these two shameless guys to death with his small fists.
"Ah Fen, don't be impulsive, can you come down first, do we have something to say, you come down first! Ah Fen!" This was the woman's eager voice.
"Yes, Ah Fen, I know you're not happy, you come down first, you can't solve the problem like this. Iā" The man reassured, trying to explain something. He was a little unsteady on his feet at this time, probably having drunk not long ago.
"Shut up!" Niu Fen immediately interrupted, seeing this man, Niu Fen was angry. "I treat you as my best friend, but you dig into my corner, ah! Give me a hat, a green hat!
"I," the man was speechless, and he didn't know whether he knew his fault or whether he hadn't completely sobered up, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
But the woman hurriedly defended at this time: "Ah Fen! Listen to my explanation, things are not what you think." You come down first, and I'll explain it to you. ā
"Okay, don't quibble, what I saw with my own eyes, can there be a fake?" Niu Fencai didn't want to listen to her explanation, "We've been together for eight years, except that I don't have a car, a house, or a deposit, and I'm not tall or handsome, so I'm sorry for you?"
"You are very beautiful, I know that I am not worthy of you, in order to make you live a good life, I work overtime every day, every day, but you are good, very good!
Impulsively climbed onto the railing of the rooftop, originally intended to scare and scare them, and honestly bowed his head to admit his mistake. At this moment, it was a bit difficult to ride a tiger, Niu Fen lowered his head and glanced down, an eighteen-story high-rise building, and the black hole below seemed to be bottomless. Niu Fen's legs and stomach were a little trembling, for fear that a gust of wind would blow him down.
But if you just retreat like this, your face is a little unbearable. It's time to give yourself a step down, Niu Fen carefully turned around, turned his back to the man and woman, looked at the neon flashes in the distance, and said, "You guys go, I want to be alone." But in my heart I said: I have turned my back, if you two want to have some eyesight, hurry up and pull me! I promise not to resist, how can I say that it is better to die than to live.
As the saying goes, if you want to live a decent life, you have to have a little green on your head.
Speaking of Niu Fen's life, he is old-fashioned enough, his 3-year-old father died and his 5-year-old mother died, since he was a child, he has been self-reliant, self-reliant, self-reliant, and finally pulled himself up. Well, it was actually an orphanage.
I haven't mixed up in the society for many years, and some time ago I learned to do business with others, and I can lose all my money when I join any chain of restaurants. If it weren't for a good friend of the second generation, I'm afraid I wouldn't even have a place to live.
There's no way, it's not the material for doing business, you can only go to work honestly. In order to get rid of the current living situation under the fence, he works overtime every day, every day.
Iron beaters also have times when they are tired, and today they finally couldn't stay up, so they came back at eight o'clock in the evening in advance, but unfortunately saw a good friend of the second generation and his girlfriend of eight years lying on the same bed. At that time, Niu Fen didn't say a word and slammed the door, and came alone to drink on this rooftop.
Living in someone else's house, and people still don't charge rent, Niu Fen once burst into tears of gratitude, feeling that this friend was not in vain. But today he finally understood that there was really no free lunch in the world.
There was a slight sound of footsteps approaching behind him, Niu Fen pretended not to know, and continued to look at the night scene in the distance, looking forward to which of them would hurry over and let himself be pulled down, so high, his legs were numb.
"Jingle bell!" Well, this should be the sound of a beer bottle being stepped on, Niu Fen thought so, pretending to inadvertently turn his head slightly, and glanced behind him with his peripheral vision, and saw a shadow stumbling over. Caught off guard, Niu Fen was knocked forward and planted.
In a hurry, Niu Fen's mind was blank, only knowing that one of his shoes had been pulled off, and then there was a feeling of rapid falling, and the sound of whirring wind in his ears.
The saying that if you don't die, you won't die is quite reasonable.
Niu Fen has only one thought now, it's not easy to walk on the Huangquan Road!
When the wind disappeared, Niu Fen landed. Maybe it was the buttocks that hit the ground first, Niu Fen didn't feel too obvious pain. It's just the level of pain that gets kicked from the bed to the ground, and he's used to it.
Niu Fen shook his head a little groggy, got up and groped for a while, wondering how he was intact and did not fall to pieces, fortunately, Niu Fen looked up and looked at where he was.
It was a small, dimly lit room with three bunk beds side by side on one side, which looked like a school dormitory. The time should be night, the curtains are drawn, the whole room is airtight, and the only light source is the computer screen lit on the computer desk. And there was a person lying on the computer desk, a person who was motionless.
The desktop that the computer screen is displaying at this time. In the upper right corner of the desktop, there is a display icon of Baidu cloud download speed. Looking at the download speed of 7.8M/s and 8.1M/s, Niu Fen can completely conclude that this cliff is a super member.
Niu Fen couldn't understand what the situation was now, shouldn't he die if he fell downstairs, what does it mean to appear here?
Niu Fen has also been addicted to online articles for a while, and now he has a guess. I feel that this should be a crossing.,The one lying on the computer table.,It should be overindulgent.,And then I take over his body.,Receive his memories.,The most important thing is to inherit his super member.ć
Niu Fenzheng thought beautifully, at this time the person moved, only to see him smash his mouth, change his face to the keyboard and continue to sleep.
It turned out to be alive!
How can this be done, how can it be alive!
The man shifted to a sleeping position, and I don't know what key he pressed on the keyboard, and a minimized document on the taskbar of the computer screen was opened.
Niu Fen suddenly felt a slight pull pull to pull him into the screen, as if that was his home.
With a strong sense of curiosity, Niu Fen resisted the pulling force and cautiously approached the screen to see what was going on.
Standing behind the computer chair, Niu Fen finally saw what was written. The title in the middle of the beginning reads "If you want to live a decent life in the first chapter, you have to have a little green on your head", and after reading the rest of the content, Niu Fen was stunned, followed by boundless anger.
"Smack!"
Niu Fen slapped the keyboard. A thrill that scares people who sleep on their computer desks.
"Who! who is it?" the man asked in a panic as he bounced off his seat and straightened his glasses.
"You ask me who I am! I've come to this point because of you, why do you still have the face to ask who I am!" Niu Fen raised his fists and was about to beat people, "I'll kill you turtle grandson!"
"Don't, big brother, big brother, don't kill me, I'll give you all the money." ā
"Who is your eldest brother? Don't give me a set, you four-eyed boy is too cowardly, I don't want your money, don't treat me as a burglary." Niu Fen scoffed. "Listen, my name is Niu Fen, and I have a well-known nickname, Niu Baba!"
"Niu Fen? Niu Baba? seems to be a bit of an image. The man with glasses scratched his ears and cheeks and thought about something for a while. "It's a coincidence, I just opened a new book, and the protagonist is also called Niu Fen. ā
"Who's related to you! Don't talk to me about this. Let me ask you, is the protagonist of your new book a 3-year-old dead father and a 5-year-old dead mother?"
"Uh, yes. ā
"Is that a beautiful girlfriend who has been talking for eight years?" Niu Fen continued.
"Yes, how do you know?" asked the man with glasses, who was also interested at this time.
Niu Fen ignored his rhetorical question, and then asked with a blushing face: "In the end, he was green by his girlfriend, and he was pushed downstairs by his girlfriend, right?"
"Yes!" The man in glasses was also excited, "I didn't expect that you have read the first chapter of my new book just after it was released, and you remember it so clearly, you must be my die-hard book lover!
Niu Fen was speechless for a moment, and said in his heart, Can't you see my gritted teeth?
The man with glasses suddenly wondered: "Hey! No, my first chapter has just been uploaded to Zhongheng Reading.com, and I'm still waiting for review." How did you find out about these episodes?"
Niu Fen grabbed the glasses man's collar and wanted to drag him to his roots, but he didn't know why, he used all his strength to feed, but he couldn't pull the glasses man at all.
Niu Fen glared at the evil and said: "Walter? How is it possible! I still don't believe it!" said and tried again, but still failed to shake the other party who seemed to be thin and unscathed, this is not scientific!
The man with glasses was also confused, thinking that this person is not a drama spirit, you can drag my collar and pull it, with a blue expression exposed, you are working hard, what are you playing!
Niu Fen said angrily: "To tell you the truth, I am the Niu Fen in your book, you have written me so hard in the past 30 years, you have written me green, and now you are writing me to death, do you think I should also kill you?"
"You're the protagonist of my new book? You're out of the book? Impossible, who are you fooling, you must have been a prank by my roommate, right?" The man with glasses thought he had found the truth, and he casually broke away from Niu Fen's hand that was tugging at his neckline, and pushed Niu Fen to the ground with a slight pull.
Niu Fen fell to the ground and couldn't get up for a long time, just now the man with glasses flicked his hand, but he felt as if he had been hit by a car with a speed of 20 miles per hour. Niu Fen lay on the ground, gasping in pain, doubting his life.
"Act, act. The man with glasses always thought it was a prank, so he walked over to the wall and pressed a switch, and the LED bulb lit up.
The small room suddenly brightened up as day, and Niu Fen finally saw the person's appearance clearly. In one word, skinny. Two words, so white, ah no, it's pale. My hair is like a chicken nest, and I don't know how long I haven't washed it. This looks like a complete dick man.
"Okay, don't you believe it, do you! You see it!" Niu Fen also gave up in order to prove his identity. He struggled to get up and came to the computer desk, hooking one foot to the bed leg next to him, one hand supporting the computer desk, and the other hand reaching out to the computer screen with an invisible pulling force.
When Niu Fen tried his best to pull out his right hand that was trapped in the screen, he looked back at the man with stunned glasses, and said proudly: "What's the matter, I'm stupid, you should believe it this time." ā
"You, you, how did you change this magic, it's amazing!"
"I, poof~!" Niu Fen was almost so angry that he vomited blood.