Seeing the green tendons on Niu Fen's forehead jumping violently, as if he wanted to hit someone, the man with glasses hurriedly changed his words, "I believe it, I believe what you said, it's not okay, then, how did you come out of the book?"

"You ask me, I ask who to go! Since I was pushed off the rooftop, I arrived here for some reason. Niu Fen lay down on the bed next to him, set up Erlang's legs, and asked lazily, "Is there any smoke?"

"No, I don't smoke. ”

"Is there anything to eat?" Niu Fen came home from work but didn't even eat dinner, and saw a scene that made him heartbroken, and then poured a few bottles of beer on an empty stomach, and now he is really hungry.

"Yes, there are instant noodles. "As a super otaku, how could I not stock up on instant noodles at home.

"Soak it up. ”

"Oh. ”

The man with glasses introduced himself while tearing the package, "My name is Lu Shisan, and my pen name is Brother 36." ”

"You, do you have an A? and 36D!"

"It's a brother's brother. Lu 13 corrected.

“...”

The pen name is really distinctive, Niu Fen actually remembered it at once.

"Well, the craftsmanship is good, it would be perfect if you added a braised egg or sausage. After eating instant noodles, Niu Fen didn't forget to praise him.

I have eggs, I have sausages, you want to eat them?

Lu Shisan asked quietly, "You see it's almost dawn, you should go back." ”

"Go back, where do you go back? Go back to the book? I can't fall to pieces right away when I go back to the book. Don't go, don't go, don't go!" Niu Fen shook his head like a rattle, "I wrote it out by you, and I will follow you in the future, you have to take care of food, housing, and marriage." ”

"Oh, no! I said, you don't understand this, most novels are written like this now. Look at it, in the first chapter, the pig's feet are written as miserable and aggrieved, and then the pig's feet are written later to get adventures in a desperate situation, and the plug-in mode is opened, and the dick silk counterattacks all the way to pretend to be forced to slap the face and form a harem to go to the pinnacle of life. Doesn't that make you feel excited?"

"the thrill and I'm not going back. ”

"Didn't you fall downstairs, don't worry, you won't die, you will have adventures, you will get the golden finger, I have figured out how to write the next plot, and you will be mixed up!"

Niu Fen shook his head, "If you can't go back, you won't go back, I don't want to see that pair of dogs and men again." ”

"Okay, it's okay if you don't go back, you don't want to go back to your original world? This is simple! I can write you back in time, travel to a parallel world, and then this world does not have those excellent film and television, music, literature and other works that you are familiar with, and the development of entertainment is very backward, and you can take out those excellent works and step by step to become an international superstar. ”

"I don't know how to act, I don't know how to direct, I don't know how to sing, and I don't know literature, so what's the use of you talking about this. ”

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand, I can give you a golden finger! Tailor-made a high-end system for you, which can be upgraded, exchanged, drawn, and warm up the bed when necessary!" Lu Shisan flickered with his three-inch tongue. "By the way, do you want a public system or a parent system?"

"Get out! God special mother system, I see that your left hand is about to become a mother!" Niu Fen couldn't help but scold. "Don't give me any system, I don't want the system to issue an inexplicable task, and if I can't complete it, I will erase or confiscate little JJ at every turn. Besides, I'm not very interested in entertainment. ”

"So... Then write that you have the bloodline of the Flood Desolate Demon God, and suddenly one day, the earth's aura is revived, and then the bloodline of the ancient demon god you have awakened, and since then you have started urban cultivation. What ancient martial arts family, hidden sects, demons and monsters that have been sleeping for thousands of years, have jumped out to trouble you, you are strong when you are strong, sweep everything away, and finally achieve the strongest. ”

"In the end, I stepped through the void and ascended to the fairy realm, and in the fairy realm, the waves became the strongest, and then I ascended to the god realm to continue the waves. It's easy for you to rip out millions of words, isn't it?"

"Mmmm, and becoming an immortal and becoming a saint, casually is tens of thousands of years of life, and you can wave as much as you want. ”

"Pull it down, what's the point of living so long, what's the good of fighting and killing, I'm a pacifist. There are demons and monsters everywhere, how bad it is to frighten the children, can my world be normal?"

"Normal, I want to think about it, there is, you see if this will work, or let you travel to the parallel world, you have become a down-and-out rich second generation, the scenery is no longer good, but you inadvertently obtained a black technology factory, with the black technology factory manufactured by a piece of black technology products, step by step to create your own business empire, catch up with Japan and South Korea, and beat Europe and the United States. Lu Shisan continued to flicker, and he counted on Niu Fen to leave quickly, otherwise when it was time for breakfast, he would definitely have to put another bucket of instant noodles in.

"Why is it the second generation of the down-and-out rich? Why do I want to build up the business empire step by step?" Niu Fen is still not satisfied, "Can't you just write me as the second generation of the super rich in one step, can't you just give me a whole business empire?"

"You, you're directly on the summit of Mount Everest, how can I write down? Can't you write some plots about flirting girls and picking up girls, showing off your wealth and sprinkling dog food, will anyone still read books that don't pursue and don't have ideals?"

"You reminded me, if you are super rich in the second generation, how can there be less beautiful women around you, this can be had, hehe! Niu Fen smiled, very satisfied.

Lu 13: "......"

"Why don't you speak? Hey, what's so embarrassing about that, it's not something you can do with your fingers. Niu Fen saw his reluctance and decided to pay the price. "So, I'll give you a good thing, you see what it is. Niu Fen took out his wallet from his trouser pocket.

Lu Shisan stretched his neck and watched Niu Fen rummaging in his wallet.

The wallet was crumpled and wrapped very tightly, and Niu Fen simply poured out all the things in the wallet, including a piece of steel hammer, a piece of banknotes, five pieces, ten pieces, and invoices, notes, and so on.

"It's just a little bit, you want to bribe me?" Lu Shisan's addition, subtraction, multiplication and division is less than 30 yuan, which is worse than his own mix.

"What's that, I usually pay for it, it's all money paid by scanning the code, there's money, there's money in the account, really. Niu Fen forcibly explained, "Talking about money hurts feelings, and besides, I can't spend my money." ”

Lu Shisan picked up a ten-piece and looked at it carefully, as if he was considering the feasibility of spending it.

"Don't look at it, look at this!" Niu Fen finally pulled out a ring from the mezzanine of his wallet and handed it to the 36th brother. Said proudly: "Diamond ring, real diamond, 0.29 carats." ”

Lu Shisan's 800-degree myopia came to the tip of his nose to see clearly, a flash of light that was not much bigger than sesame seeds.

"Really? Where did you come from? Look at you like this, you don't look like the person who bought the diamond ring. ”

"Hey, how do you talk, look down on people, right, although I have been taken by you for half of my life, but I have also been arrogant. Niu Fen's tone turned down, and he sighed, "Hey~!I originally wanted to propose to Fluttershy when the restaurant business was on the right track." But as a result... And it turned out to be, oh, it's all tears, so I've been hiding this ring until now. ”

"Your girlfriend's name is Fluttershy, and I don't even know it as an author. ”

The first half of his life was described in a short beginning, but Niu Fen has lived for more than 30 years. A little dragon character who doesn't even have a name, but he is a person who Niu Fen has been with each other for eight years.

Thinking of Fluttershy, Niu Fen suddenly wants to go back again, go back and listen to her explanation, no matter what she says, Niu Fen feels that he can forgive her. Because he believed that Fluttershy wouldn't betray him, it was all Brother 36's fault, that scene was written by him, and it was this bastard who designed the plot like this!

Even himself! Even himself is the product of Lu Shisan's pen, and the trajectory of fate is completely grasped between the fingers of the 36th brother.

Lu 13 put the diamond ring in his pocket, "For the sake of this diamond ring, then what about your request, I will reluctantly agree." You can go now, right?"

"I'll lie down for a while, have breakfast, and then leave. Saying that, Niu Fen lay down on the bed again, he was still hesitating at the moment, not knowing whether he should go back to the original world, or go to the parallel world to be a god and be happy as discussed just now.

Niu Fen lay on the quilt with his hands on the back of his head, thinking about gains and losses with his eyes closed, and said casually: "Remember to call me when it's time to eat." ”

I know you're still thinking about my instant noodles, hmph! "My roommate is coming back soon, you better leave quickly, they will inevitably misunderstand what kind of improper relationship we have." ”

"What do you want? Can you be healthier in your mind, let me tell you, I'm a straight man of steel, a straight man straighter than steel. ok！”

"Isn't the steel bar bent!" Lu Shisan muttered quietly.

It happened that Niu Fen heard his muttering, and suddenly felt a chill, "Okay, okay, why do you look at me with that kind of look, I'll go, I'll go." We said okay, you took my benefits, and you don't forget what you promised. ”

If he doesn't go, he can't go, judging from the situation that he just easily knocked himself down, if he really has any special habits, he really doesn't have the slightest room for resistance. I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I can't afford to provoke, I can't afford to provoke.

"You can go with confidence, I promise to let you be 1.8 meters, handsome and scum, and have money to spend all the time, and I will definitely arrange it properly for you. ”

Niu Fen was not happy, and said seriously: "One meter eight and one meter eight, is a protagonist who is one meter eight at every turn, is this interesting, ah! Is it interesting! To be down-to-earth, to mingle with the famous masses, do you know?" ”

"Mmmmmm, what you said makes sense, listen to you, let's go, let's go!" Lu Shisan regretted it, he shouldn't have talked too much.

"Brother, you have to understand such a truth, I am rich, so I am tall and handsome. Appearance is not everything, I don't want one meter eight, so what, these four centimeters I hope you can add to me somewhere else. ”

"What's the place?" Lu Thirteen didn't know why.

"Man, where men want, you know what I mean?"

"Got it. ”

"Do you really understand? Are you sure? Okay! I'm leaving, goodbye!" Niu Fen was sure that Lu 13 really understood what he meant, and seeing that Lu 13 was still looking at him with strange eyes, Niu Fen shuddered, didn't dare to say anything more, walked quickly to the computer screen, lowered his head and slammed into the computer screen, and was sucked in with a swish.

Looking at the ripples on the computer screen, Lu Shisan was completely dumbfounded, and only then did he really believe that all this was true, and it was not a prank.

"Mom, I'm scared of the baby!" Lu Shisan patted his pounding heart.

If it weren't for the fact that the ring in his hand was still there, Lu Shisan must have thought it was a dream.

It took a long time to finally calm down and accept this fact.

For the sake of the diamond ring, it is difficult to meet the requirements of Niu Baba. So Lu 13 logged in to the happy codeword software and prepared the codeword.

At this time, the happy codeword prompted that there was a version update, and Lu 13 clicked on the update casually.