Chapter 126: Do What You Like (Third Update, Ask for a Monthly Pass!) )
Pi Erding embraced Peng Xiaoyu from afar, left the post house, and walked all the way to the west of the city. When he arrived at a junction, Peng Xiaoyu looked around, and didn't seem to know which direction to go. Pi Erding had an idea, and quickly followed, and when he passed by Peng Xiaoyu, Peng Xiaoyu shouted: "This uncle, dare to ask how to go to Mushi?" ”
Pi Erding was stunned for a moment, touched his face, and smiled awkwardly: "This girl, I'...... Is it old? ”
Peng Xiaoyu blushed, pinched her pointed fingers, made a gesture, and said with a forced smile: "It's the concubine who is wrong, in fact, ...... You're not old at all, you're just ...... Just politely. ”
Pi Erding was amused by her, and haha smiled: "Is the girl a foreigner?" Just arrived in Chang'an? ”
Peng Xiaoyu nodded again and again, she glanced at the leather shoes on Pi Erding's feet, and suddenly realized that the man in front of her, who looked a little obscene, was a soldier, and he followed up so enthusiastically, probably not by chance, but all the time following her. But she just panicked, but her body didn't move.
Pi Erding saw the vigilance in Peng Xiaoyu's eyes, but he didn't hide it, patted his chest enthusiastically and said, "Then you come with me, Chang'an Nine City, there is no one I am not familiar with." Maybe I can get you a good price. ”
"yes, that's great." Peng Xiaoyu responded with a smile and followed Pi Erding forward.
The two came to the wood market and found a shop that made furniture, Peng Xiaoyu took out the drawings of the foot bath bucket, and compared it to the shopkeeper and explained the requirements. Although the shopkeeper heard that her accent was a foreigner, and there was a blue spot on her face, she was given the money and behaved decently and well-behaved, and she was happy in her heart, and she responded continuously.
"Okay, no problem. Will you pick it up in two days? ”
"Shopkeeper, that ...... The barrel is heavy, I'm a little woman. It may not be convenient, can you please send it when the time comes, I can give you more money. ”
"That's right." The shopkeeper hesitated and gestured to the busy guy. Embarrassed, he said, "Originally, this is nothing. But girl, you see, there are really no idlers in my shop......"
"You old man you don't know. Let me tell you, you don't listen, do you? Pi Erding turned his face, took out the waist card from his waist, shook it in front of the shopkeeper, and put it away again. Do you know me Pi Erding? Listen honestly to me, and in two days' time, send the bucket ordered by this girl to the post house in front of the governor's mansion. There must be cutting corners. Or play any tricks, Lao Tzu immediately led someone to seal your shop. ”
The shopkeeper was so frightened that he gave up his hand again and again: "The little old man has no eyes, and he doesn't know that it is Pi Ye's goods." Don't worry, I'll send it the day after tomorrow. ”
"Where's the price?" Pi Erding's eyes rolled, and he shouted unrelentingly: "You are bullying this little girl to be a foreigner." The sky-high asking price, right? Our Chang'an people's faces have been disgraced by you. In any case, Chang'an was once the imperial capital of the Han Dynasty, how can you profiteers be allowed to ruin your reputation. ”
The shopkeeper's face turned pale, knowing that he had met a robber today, so he hurriedly took out the deposit he had just received and sent it to Pi Erding with both hands. Pi Erding was just about to collect it, but Peng Xiaoyu blocked it and said with a smile: "Shopkeeper, Lord Pi is joking with you." You take this money first, and you don't need money to buy things. ”
As soon as he heard this, Pi Erding's hand that had just been stretched out stopped in mid-air, and then retracted in a sneer. The shopkeeper hesitated, of course he was reluctant to give the money away, but he was afraid that Pi Erding would find an excuse to make trouble. He was too familiar with Pi Erding, a ruffian-born soldier, and he couldn't fight a war, so it was easy for him to become a carpenter.
Seeing this, Peng Xiaoyu hurriedly pulled Pi Erding and walked out, and said with a smile as she walked: "Master Pi, where is the wine market?" You have done me such a great favor, I can't reciprocate, sell some wine and take it back, adults quench your thirst, right? ”
When Pi Erding heard this, he was angry and happy, said a few polite words hypocritically, and walked towards the wine market with Peng Xiaoyu. Along the way, he enthusiastically introduced the customs of Chang'an, and asked about the use of Peng Xiaoyu to make wooden barrels. Extorting some wine money is just a windfall, and his real intention is to get close to Peng Xiaoyu and inquire about the news.
Peng Xiaoyu did not hide it, and brought the role of the foot bath bucket one by one. Hearing that the foot bath has such great benefits, Pi Erding couldn't help but be moved, and became more enthusiastic. After selling the wine and sending Peng Xiaoyu back to the post house, he immediately returned to the wooden market and extorted a barrel from the shopkeeper to be delivered to his house when the time came. Although the shopkeeper was reluctant, he did not dare to resist, so he had to swallow his anger and consider himself unlucky.
Pi Erding turned around and reported to Xiao Nuo what had happened, Xiao Nuo didn't take these things too seriously, just deliberated for a while, and couldn't see any problems from it, so he routinely wrote a report and handed it to Xiahou Mao. Xiahou Mao read the report, but he was quite interested and left a snack.
Two days later, the foot bath bucket was delivered to the post house, Wei Ba came out to inspect the goods, paid the balance, and rewarded the money, and said to the delivery guy: "Don't unload the car, by the way, help me send it to the governor's mansion." ”
The guy already knew that this person was related to the Governor's Mansion, he didn't dare to offend, and he got a reward, and he was in a happy mood, so he cared about walking a few more steps, so he pushed the deer cart and came to the door of the Governor's Mansion with Wei Ba. The person on duty today is none other than Governor Tian Fu. Seeing Wei Ba come with a wooden barrel to ask for a meeting, he couldn't help laughing: "Wei Jun, what kind of treasure is this?" Could it be Lao Jun's convenient magic weapon? ”
After two months of getting along, although Wei Ba and Tian Fu were not intimate, they also knew that this person was not small. His father is Tian Yu, the captain of Wuhuan, in the northern part of Weizhen. Tian Fu was the second son, and he had no chance of succeeding him, so he asked for a way and came to Guanzhong to become a captain. Growing up in the north, he was skilled in archery and horsemanship, and was good at riding battles, so it was certainly fitting for him to come to the western theater. It's just that Guanzhong has had nothing to do for many years, and he is also idle and panicked.
"How can I have such a treasure, it's just some health maintenance equipment. Please also ask the lieutenant to tell the general. ”
Tian Fu asked people to go in to report, and it didn't take long for Wei Ba to go in. Wei Ba came to the middle hall and saw Xiahou Mao gesturing with a cloud hand in the court, and smiled at Wei Ba while gesturing: "Ziyu, this cloud hand is really magical, I have only practiced for a few days, and I feel that the qi is smooth, and I have the heart to move." ”
Although Xiahou Mao doesn't have any great skills, he doesn't look bad, and he looks decent when he practices cloud hands, and he has a fairy wind and bones. Wei Ba bowed down and said with a smile: "That's because the general has an immortal fate, and he is sincere and persevering, although he can't guarantee that he will be an immortal, his health is expected." ”
Xiahou Mao hahadaxiao, gesturing, glanced at the barrel. "What is this?"
"This is also a health utensil, but unlike the cloud hand, the cloud hand is to dredge the blood veins of the hands and upper body, and dip it above, while this is to dredge the blood veins of the feet and legs, and the following is on the top. With the cloud hand, it can complement each other. ”
Xiahou Mao suddenly remembered the report of the previous two days, and couldn't help but stop his hand and asked, "But what kind of foot bath bucket?" ”
Wei Ba smiled slightly: "The general is wise, that's exactly the case." "He is a general, Xiahou Mao seems to trust him very much, but secretly vigilance is inevitable, Pi Erding is one of the people who follow him, and he also knows it. The reason why Peng Xiaoyu was asked to order a foot bath bucket instead of him himself was to avoid suspicion.
Xiahou Mao was very happy, took the cloth towel, wiped the slight sweat on his forehead, looked at the wooden bucket with interest, and asked about the foot bath. Wei Ba stepped forward and said softly: "The general is full of opportunities every day, and his mind is tired, I see it in my eyes, I both admire the general and worry about the general. The general worked so hard that not only exhausted his body, but also snubbed the princess who came from thousands of miles, and no matter how well the princess understood the righteousness, she would complain. General, don't you say? ”
Xiahou Mao rolled his eyes and put away his smile. The thing he was most worried about in the past two days was not that Zhuge Liang might come to commit it, but that Princess Qinghe refused to let go of his dozen beautiful concubines, and was bent on cutting off their cute little heads. For this reason, he didn't know how many soft words he said, and he couldn't make Princess Qinghe raise his noble hand. He couldn't see those little beauties for several months, and his heart was like dozens of little mice, scratching his heart with a hundred claws every night, and he couldn't sleep at night. Wei Ba suddenly mentioned these things, and he was a little embarrassed.
"That'...... And how? ”
"General, after a hard day, enjoy a foot bath to soothe your spirit. If there is a beauty massage, it is not only pleasing to the heart, but also pleasing to the eye. If one person appreciates it, it can be enjoyed alone, and two people can enjoy it, so that it can not be healthy, but also promote the harmony of the piano. ”
When Xiahou Mao heard this, his eyes lit up, and then he covered up hahadaxiao, pointed at Wei Ba and said: "Wei Ziyu, Wei Ziyu, you have great talents, but you don't put your mind on serious things, thinking about these things all day long, isn't it a pity?" ”
Wei Ba smiled: "There are generals in Chang'an, and the world is peaceful, why do you need me to rap?" If I can serve the general, I can be regarded as doing great things. Does the general think so? ”
Xiahou Mao was overjoyed, stroking his beard and nodding repeatedly. He glanced at the two brand-new foot bath buckets, stretched out his hand to pull Wei Ba and walked towards the hall, and after sitting down, Zhengse said, "Wei Ba, if you don't come, I'm also about to go to you." I have reported your matter to the imperial court, Bixia appreciates your loyalty, and has issued an edict to make you a general of Fengyi Zhonglang, from now on, you are a member of my Guanzhong Military Region. In the future, you can work hard and serve Bixia. ”
Wei Ba turned over and bowed down, grateful.
Xiahou Mao asked people to bring the seal ribbon and official uniform, watched Wei Ba put it on, stroked his beard with satisfaction and said: "Boy, he is really a talent, wearing this official uniform, it will be even more majestic." After this battle, follow me to Luoyang, I don't know how many famous ladies will take a fancy to you, and if you marry a beautiful wife in the future, don't forget to invite me to drink. ”
Wei Ba smiled overjoyed: "Wei Ba came to Guanzhong with nothing, the general treats me like a rebirth, if there is a little achievement, how can I forget the general?" ”
"That's good." Xiahou Mao's face changed, and the official authority just now immediately flew to the nine clouds, and the expression on his face was so obscene. "Ziyu, don't delay this pedicure matter, you say?"
Wei Ba understood: "Don't worry, general, I will immediately arrange for my maid to pass on the arts." General, what do you think should be done to teach the Fa? ”
Xiahou Mao twisted his beard and said seriously: "Of course, the sooner the better." ”
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The third is to ask for a monthly pass! (To be continued.) )