In his previous life, Wei Ba heard a colleague with long sleeves and good dancing say that it is better to accompany the leader to do a hundred good things than to accompany the leader to do a bad thing. No matter how much good you do, you may not be able to become a confidant, the relationship between you is still the relationship between the leader and his subordinates, but if you do a bad thing with the leader, then you will become his confidant, and the relationship between you will cross the simple relationship between superiors and subordinates.

Otherwise, the most haode buddies have eaten bran together, carried a gun together, prostituted together, eaten bran together is a friend of suffering, carrying a gun together is a friend of life, and having prostitution together is the good of the family.

Wei Ba is not interested in that Fengyi Zhonglang General, let alone Fengyi Zhonglang General, even if he makes him a general, he is also a bare-bones commander now. After Zhang Lu surrendered, he was the general of Zhennan, but does he have the right to speak about Jingzhou? After Huang Quan surrendered, he also served as a general in Zhennan, which is also a false name. There is still an insurmountable gap between him and Xiahou Mao.

However, the two foot bath buckets filled the gap in half.

In the courtyard of the Governor's Palace, a few thick candles illuminated the room as bright as day. Wei Ba and Xiahou Mao sat opposite each other in the high chair he designed, their feet soaked in warm water, the water temperature was just right, the blood veins on the feet were relaxed, and the warm current flowed down the blood vessels, slowly warming the heart. On the side, Peng Xiaoyu was carefully teaching Xiahou Mao's beautiful concubines how to massage, although Xiahou Mao was lying on the high case, his heart had already flown to those beautiful concubines, and in the past few months, he was finally able to meet these little beauties, although he hadn't drunk much wine, he was already a little drunk.

However, he is not completely relieved yet, and it is still unknown whether he can pass the level of Princess Qinghe. Although Wei Ba said that he was a little sure, after all, it was not a guarantee, in case the princess turned her face and cut off the heads of these little beauties who had thrown themselves into the net. Then he will lose a lot.

He decided that if the princess cut off the little beauty's head, he would definitely cut off Wei Ba's head as well.

Soak in hot water. The legs and feet, which had been on their knees for a day and had been a little sore, slowly regained consciousness, and a stream of heat rose from the center of the foot, climbed up the calf, and ran along the inner thigh. Gathering into a cloud of heat under his lower abdomen, Xiahou Mao suddenly found a long-lost feeling. His gaze at the little beauty became more and more enthusiastic and more frequent. It's almost impatient, and the doppelganger under the single coat also stands up and salutes unconsciously.

The beautiful concubines knelt and glanced over to see Xiahou Mao's emotions in their eyes, and couldn't help blushing, and Xiahou Mao's eyebrows were lustful.

Wei Ba saw Xiahou Mao's ugliness in his eyes, and he knew that this Anxi general was already a little anxious, it stands to reason. He should have known each other and left. However, he knows very well that it is not yet the time for Zuihou to succeed, and there is still a princess to pass. Getting Xiahou Mao's appreciation is not the key, getting Princess Qinghe's appreciation is the most important thing.

He closed his eyes. It's like enjoying the taste of soaking your feet in hot water, but it's actually listening to every move outside. Of course, when he heard the sound of the light and crisp jade pendant impact, he immediately opened his eyes and said seriously: "General, how is my circumcision technique?" ”

Xiahou Mao was stroking the beautiful concubine's body with his eyes, and suddenly heard Wei Ba's words, and was a little unhappy for a while. He glanced at Wei Ba, and was about to say that he didn't know each other, but saw Wei Ba blink, and at the same time stretched out with his mouth. Xiahou Mao listened to it, and immediately heard the sound of hurried footsteps, and was frightened, so he quickly picked up the conversation and said loudly: "Ziyu, I still can't understand your circumcision technique, you explain it to me again, okay?" ”

"The general has an order, how dare he disobey the ......" Wei Ba nodded respectfully, and just said a few words, the door was knocked open with a "boom", and Princess Qinghe stood at the door with a frosty face, her eyes were like knives, and she glanced back and forth on the necks of Xiahou Mao and Wei Ba.

Xiahou Mao laughed unnaturally twice: "Princess, why are you here?" ”

Wei Ba hurriedly got up, stood barefoot on the ground, and bowed down: "I don't know that the princess is here, the etiquette is not good, please punish the princess." ”

"Hmph, it's indeed a punishment." Princess Qinghe's gaze stopped at Wei Ba's sturdy calves, and then she returned to coldness, and looked at Xiahou Mao angrily: "Husband, you are also a dignified prince, how can you do such a shameless thing?" ”

Xiahou Mao said "aggrieved": "Princess, where does this start? ”

"Where to start?" Princess Qinghe was about to go crazy. As soon as Xiahou Mao arrived at the side hospital, she received the news. These days, she has been thinking about killing these little goblins to get rid of the troubles, and the reason why she didn't do it was to save some face for Xiahou Mao. Unexpectedly, Xiahou Mao was not dead, and he secretly ran to the side courtyard again.

After receiving the news, Princess Qinghe was furious, no matter how Xiahou Hui persuaded her, she would also rush to come, with her soldiers, and she must kill these little goblins to stop Xiahou Mao's greed.

At this moment, seeing Xiahou Mao and Wei Ba wearing regular clothes, their pants rolled up to their thighs, their legs soaked in steaming buckets, and several beautiful women wearing thin clothes around her, she was immediately full of anger, and she wanted to kill all these people. Seeing that Xiahou Mao didn't kneel down to plead guilty, and dared to pretend to be innocent, she was even more angry.

"You say, what are you doing? What kind of witchcraft are you doing? ”

"Hex, where did the hexology come from?" Xiahou Mao was overjoyed, but his face did not show anything, but said loudly and more aggrieved.

"You think I didn't hear it?" Princess Qinghe was so angry that her face turned white: "As soon as I entered the courtyard, I heard what you said about the circumcision, isn't that what is the room technique?" Hmph, and in the name of health cultivation, you think I don't know your tricks? ”

Xiahou Mao's old face turned red, and then he smiled bitterly: "Princess, you misunderstood, the circumcision technique is arithmetic, not a room technique. ”

"Arithmetic?" Princess Qinghe sneered: "You treat me as an idiot? I don't know arithmetic, but Yuanrong does. Yuanrong, you come in, listen to this circumcision, if he can't tell the reason, see how I clean him up. ”

Xiahou Hui stood outside the door, embarrassed to come in. She is still a girl who has not yet come out of the cabinet, how can she be as taboo-free as Princess Qinghe. What's more, one of the two men inside is her elder and the other is an outsider.

"Uncle, what kind of arithmetic is your circumcision?" Although Xiahou Hui didn't see the situation in the house, his unnatural brain made up an embarrassing scene. Pretty face involuntarily turned red. She is in a wealthy family, and she knows a little bit about these things. Since Emperor Wen ascended the throne, the atmosphere of the Great Wei has become somewhat unacceptable.

Xiahou Mao coughed: "Ziyu." You still know this circumcision best, so let's talk about it. ”

Wei Ba responded. Use circumcision to divert Princess Qinghe's attention and let her take care of her losses. Then he took advantage of the situation to make a statement, this was originally the haode strategy he and Xiahou Mao discussed, and now Princess Qinghe mistook the circumcision technique for a kind of room technique, and it was according to the haode script they designed to move forward. Another step towards success.

Wei Ba turned around and picked up a piece of paper from the desk and handed it to Princess Qinghe with both hands. Princess Qinghe glanced at it and saw a circle drawn on it. Then there were a lot of long lines, and she couldn't understand it, but she knew how to read it, so she directly handed it over to Xiahou Hui. Xiahou Hui was outside the house, looked at it carefully for a while, and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows: "Wei Jun, what is your circumcision technique for?" ”

Wei Ba said respectfully: "Dare to sue Miss Xiahou." It is used to find the circumference ratio of a circle. ”

"Circumference?" Xiahou Hui pondered for a moment: "Wednesday Jingyi, what is there to ask for?" ”

"Wednesday is just a rough estimate, and it's actually quite different. This circumcision is to find a more accurate circumference ratio. Reduce errors. ”

Xiahou Hui sighed and looked at the picture carefully. Before the Han Dynasty, pi was usually replaced by a rough three, and in actual use, the error between this had long been discovered, but the Han Dynasty emphasized the study of scriptures, and arithmetic was not in the way of entering the office, so there were very few people who were really willing to spend their minds on it, and those craftsmen did it with experience, and it was impossible to consider it mathematically.

Xiahou Hui knew this, so she was immediately attracted by what Wei Ba said. Seeing that she hadn't spoken for a long time, Princess Qinghe was also a little weak-hearted, took a step back, and asked softly, "Yuanrong?" ”

Xiahou Hui came to his senses and hurriedly said, "Princess, this is indeed a matter of arithmetic, and ...... It's more profound. ”

Princess Qinghe's momentum fell, her eyes glanced at the trembling beautiful women, and she came up again. "Even if you're here to discuss arithmetic, what's the matter with these goblins? Are you going to be a woman to do arithmetic? ”

Xiahou Mao shook his head with a disappointed face, he knew that he lacked confidence in front of Princess Qinghe, and he couldn't say anything, so he just made an expression and left the matter of speaking to Wei Ba.

Wei Ba bowed down and said, "The princess doesn't know, these women are learning the art of foot therapy from my maidservant. The general felt the princess's hardship and wanted to share the princess's worries. I'm an outsider, and it's not good to deal with the princess, so the general took time out of his busy schedule to learn about these pedicure techniques from me. When they are trained, they will serve the princess. ”

"It's for me?" Princess Qinghe was confused.

"Yes." Wei Ba said affirmatively: "Of course, to be more precise, it is for the princess and the general." Just now the princess said that this is a technique in the room, but in fact, it is not wrong, this is indeed a technique in the room. ”

Wei Ba's mouth is like a river, and he praised the foot therapy, what leg is the root of a person, a person is not old, the leg is old first, what the sole of the foot is the second heart of a person, do more foot therapy, not only can help sleep, relax the mind, but also delay aging. He had heard a lot of these words in his previous life, and now he took them out to fool Princess Qinghe, a woman with little culture, especially when she was old, she felt that her youth was no longer there, and she was bent on grabbing the tail of youth, and the attraction was doubled.

"Can you really prolong your life and stay young?" Princess Qinghe had forgotten what she was here for, and asked impatiently.

"Princess, it's better to see than to hear, since you're here, why don't you experience it for yourself?" Wei Ba said with a smile: "Prolonging life, it is impossible to fulfill it so quickly today, but I can guarantee that you can sleep well today, and when you wake up tomorrow morning, you will definitely be refreshed, just like back then." ”

Xiahou Mao hurriedly persuaded: "Exactly, princess, say it a thousand times, it's better to try it again." Come, you can experience it for yourself, and you will understand the heart of a husband. He glared at a beautiful concubine: "What are you doing standing stupidly, and you can't come to wait for the princess?" ”

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