Chapter 9: True Colors
After speaking, I announced the end of the banquet, and before leaving the hall, I also deliberately glanced at Su Chonghua, who had not said a word since Lin Muhan kicked out his shoes, and found that he seemed to be thinking about something, so I didn't look at it anymore. sat down and walked back to the East Palace.
I am in such a hurry to come back, in fact, there is another very important reason, that is, I want to go to the toilet, Gu Tianba is a freak, I only go to the toilet in the morning and evening every day, but I can't do it! Although I drank a lot of water during the day, it was hot, I sweated a lot, and I didn't feel the urgency to urinate.
In order not to let others find out about Gu Tianba's daughter's body, her toilet is in the secret room, and there is a small mechanism on the inside of the trouser leg of the iron armor suit. The iron armor suit is like a Transformer, the middle is split into two pieces, the front and back, but the neck part will not be cracked, so it can only be hung around the neck like this, and it can't be removed.
It's okay to go to the toilet, but it's much more troublesome to take a bath, so you can only put it on the bath bucket one after the other, and take a bath, as if you were using torture. Add to that the fact that I injured one arm and one ankle, and the bath became even more of an ordeal.
The key is that there is only one person who knows the identity of the prince except the secret guard, and besides, except for Manager Xu, no one is allowed to enter the secret room, but I can't let Manager Xu take a bath for me like Gu Tianba! I barely washed with my left hand, put on my iron armor again, and walked out of the secret room with my hair loose.
Except in the secret room, Gu Tianba would not open the iron armor suit at any time. Therefore, she never stayed outside the palace. There is nothing to say about this secrecy work.
It's just that I let the male pet serve this rule every night, which really makes me cry and laugh. Therefore, when Manager Xu asked me which son's sign I was turning tonight, I didn't want to refuse.
"Your Royal Highness the Prince, you really forgot, you let the princes serve, in addition to coveting the pleasure of this boudoir, there is a more important thing to do!"
"What's the matter?" I asked strangely.
"Suck in their yang energy!"
I just drank a sip of water all sprayed on the old eunuch's face, in the legend of ghosts and gods, only female goblins will suck men's yang energy to increase their own cultivation, but I am not a goblin, what do you do when you suck men's yang energy? Besides, how to inhale this yang energy, I don't know how to demonize.
After listening to Manager Xu's explanation for a long time, I finally understood, it turned out that every night, Gu Tianba's body would suffer the itch of hundreds of claws scratching his heart and the pain of cutting his skin and bones. Only the freshest men's blood can make this pain relieved.
And the boudoir pleasure that Mr. Xu said refers to the torture of these beautiful men who can't survive or die. until they are tortured to death, and then they bite open their flesh and suck their blood. Because sucking men's blood is not good, Mr. Xu always uses inhaling yang qi instead. It's as if a vampire is not called a vampire, but instead a demon who sucks yang energy. It's not really a good thing.
Vampires are just sucking the blood of living people, Gu Tianba, a dead pervert, has to torture people half to death first, it is really perverted, disgusting and terrifying!
"In the future, this palace will no longer need a child's servant! Remove all these signs! "If I had to torture others and suck people's blood to survive, I might as well die.
Besides, sucking men's blood may just be a psychological dependence on Gu Tianba, who feels that men's blood can help him become a man as soon as possible, and not sucking men's blood will affect his progress in becoming a man, so he will feel uncomfortable.
And I don't want to become a man, and I don't have this kind of psychological dependence, so I shouldn't be like Gu Tianba, who has a feeling of scratching my heart and cutting my skin and bones at night!
Manager Xu can ask me for everything, whether it is right or wrong, good or bad, he seems to accept all the orders and complete them wholeheartedly. But this time, he didn't do what I told him, it can be said that he was grinding hard and foaming, and even used it to cry, make trouble, and hang himself.
"Does Your Highness still want to think about that Chonghua General? Also, when His Highness woke up, he called General Chonghua's name, all of them were incompetent, and the people sent to tie up General Chonghua did not come back alive, so His Highness couldn't be allowed to do so, the old slave was guilty! ”
Where's this? Could it be that this person Gu Tianba has a crush on is usually tied up in the East Palace by Manager Xu? General Chonghua is the general of Tianyuguo, just because I woke up and called the Hua Immortal who pushed me here, and he misunderstood him as General Chonghua, so he went to tie up General Tianyu to serve Gu Tianba? What an exaggeration!
"Alright! Then let Xiao Qingyu serve tonight. "I didn't plan to torture him, nor did I plan to suck his blood, but the waiter at least had to sleep in the same bed, although I couldn't do anything to handsome guys like this, and I didn't have to worry about what they did to me, and among these male favorites of Gu Tianba, I only knew Xiao Qingyu's name, rather than sleeping in the same bed with a complete stranger, it was better to find someone who was relatively familiar.
To be honest, in terms of appearance and temperament, Xiao Qingyu is definitely the best man I have ever seen. But my current dignity, even if I am a woman, it is impossible for people to look down on me, not to mention that I am still a "man".
Mr. Xu said that the sons have to bathe in incense before they serve in the palace, and usually several sons are ready at the same time, just waiting for me to turn over the brand, and send it directly to my palace. And Xiao Qingyu is not among the candidates for the prince today, so he may have to prepare for a long time.
At this time, there was no hair dryer, so I had to ask Mr. Xu to open the window and let the breeze blowing in from the window dry my long hair, although Gu Tianba's face was really disappointing, but the hair was soft and smooth, if it was placed in modern times, it was enough to shoot shampoo advertisements directly.
"Your Highness! It's time for you to apply your face. While admiring this hair, Mr. Xu walked in with a small white porcelain bowl.
Facial dressing? Do you make a face mask? Is this face or a mask? How bad is that? Although I haven't seen my cheap father, "I" am a peerless beauty, even if I only inherit half of her beauty, I won't be ugly like this!
But when I saw the things in the small white porcelain bowl, I was taken aback, although it was a black one, but from the smell and texture I could vaguely guess that the porcelain bowl was not a mask to maintain the skin, but the lime powder that damaged the skin I don't know what to add, so it became this black color.
It turned out that Gu Tianba had bright teeth when he was a child, with red lips and white skin. Often praised for looking like a little girl, afraid that her similar appearance to her mother would make people doubt the fact that her daughter's body was true, Gu Tianba asked people to find such a way to turn the originally white and tender and moist skin into black and rough like dry bark.
Gu Tianba really has the ability to toss around! But I'm not Gu Tianba! I like white and tender skin, smooth and white like a shelled egg, and smooth and smooth like jelly. So, I decided to ask Mr. Xu to replace the bowl of black stuff with a nourishing douser made with milk, honey and pearl powder.
After applying the mask and looking in the mirror, it is really white and tender, but it is still much worse than normal skin.
"Humph! The male rabbit's feet are fluttering, the female rabbit's eyes are blurred, and the double rabbits are walking on the ground, can An argue that I am a male and female? "Hey! Now that I'm like this, should I be proud or helpless?
I just sighed in the mirror, but I didn't notice that at this time, two rows of delicate little eunuchs brought Xiao Qingyu in. Then he gently retreated.
"Your Highness!" Xiao Qingyu saluted me, dressed in a white shirt and snow, with black hair like ink, eyes like stars and moon, and skin like congealed cream.
When he called out His Highness, my heart skipped a beat. And then he jumped at a very abnormal frequency. Is this the legendary heartbeat? Lin Muyu has never tried the feeling in twenty-five years!
"You ......" I didn't know how to speak, but my body reacted ahead of my brain, I stood up, slowly walked in front of Xiao Qingyu, and reached out to gently brush his good-looking face. This face is the first face I saw when I traveled to this era, and this face, with a magical power, made me want to get closer.
"Your Highness......" Xiao Qingyu took a step back without a trace, "The concubine will come and tie His Highness's hair!" ”
"I like to sleep with my hair loose!" He seemed very resistant to my closeness. I know that he is resisting Gu Tianba, as well as Gu Tianba's body, although I am not Gu Tianba, but what I am occupying now is Gu Tianba's body, at least half of Gu Tianba, he resists me, it is normal.
"Then ......" Xiao Qingyu didn't know what to say.
"Why don't you get your hair out too!" He had just taken a shower, and his hair was tied up before it dried, so it should be very uncomfortable!
"No......" Xiao Qingyu originally wanted to stop me from pulling out the hosta that fixed his hair, but as soon as he raised his hand, he happened to grab my hand that had not yet touched his hairpin.
Although the skin on my face is not very good, these hands are still white and tender, although they are not as soft as Mu Yu's green and boneless slender jade fingers, they are much longer and softer than Lin Muyu's hands in the twenty-first century. This kind of hand shouldn't make Xiao Qingyu hate it!
Xiao Qingyu, known as the son of Qingyu in the rivers and lakes, Qingyu and pouring rain! The slender figure, the clear and warm voice, and the slightly pale face overlap with the figure of Lin Muyu's rain-pouring boy in his memory.
Oh my God, God has arranged such a perfect man for me!
"Qing Yu! Shall we get out of here and fly away? "This is what I think at this time, what Tianyuguo, what dominates the world, I am not interested in these, Lin Muyu has never gotten a true love in his life, now, my destined lover is in front of me, I should hold his hand tightly and never be separated from him.
"Your Highness! What's wrong with you? Xiao Qingyu hurriedly helped me sit down and took my pulse, "Your Highness, did you notice anything wrong with the jade body today?" ”
"It's all right!" I shook my head, I would be scared if a woman suddenly confessed to me, and now, when I confessed to him as a man, or a man he resisted from the bottom of his heart, of course he would be scared too.
Forget it, he lives in the East Palace anyway, and he is not about to leave, so why should I be in a hurry? It's better to find a chance to recover your daughter's body first, and then explain to him slowly!
"It's not too early, go to sleep." After that, I took off my shoes and went to bed, and lay down on the inside of the bed. It's a habit I've developed since I was a kid because I don't sleep very honestly. Sleeping on the inside of the bed will reduce the chance of rolling and falling at night.