Chapter 8 The Concubines of the Prime Minister's Mansion
Just when I was admiring Lin Muyu's appreciation, and by the way fantasized about how many innocent young people I would have fascinated if I hadn't worn the wrong body, someone suggested that these noble ladies who came to the banquet take turns to perform their talents on stage to help me have a drink.
Gu Tianba is good at drinking, and he likes to learn from a big bowl of drinking like a man, but I'm not Gu Tianba, let me make wine and taste wine, it's okay, but I really can't drink in this big bowl, hey, who made me drink shallow!
Whispered a few words to Mr. Xu, and before long, a jar of spirits on my table was replaced with a jar of white water. Drink! Drink it happily, and you won't get drunk anyway!
It's Lin Muyu's turn to perform, I know that Lin Muyu is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, poetry, dance and music, but this banquet is mostly music and dance, and Lin Muyu doesn't have beautiful dance clothes, so he used to play the piano and play the piano.
And in order to prevent Lin Muyu's limelight from overshadowing him, Lin Muhan will always let people do things on Lin Muyu's musical instruments in advance, either breaking the strings while playing, or the tone is dull and tasteless, which makes everyone think that Lin Muyu has no talent, no virtue, no good, and is not qualified to become the crown princess at all. In addition, Gu Tianba likes men, so everyone doesn't take Lin Muyu seriously, and often helps Lin Muhan bully her.
Knowing the usual methods of these people to bully Lin Muyu, I asked Manager Xu to take out the best "Fengming" piano in the palace for Lin Muyu to use. At the banquet, this group of people was not illiterate, and when they saw that "Feng Wu" was placed in the center of the main hall, they all opened their mouths wide.
You must know that this phoenix is a world-famous qin, and when Fengqi was in the country, only the queen was qualified to caress it. Su Chonghua asked Lin Muhan to ask Gu Tianba for Feng Ming several times, but Gu Tianba didn't let Lin Muhan touch it, which shows the preciousness of this Feng Ming.
In everyone's incredulous eyes, Lin Muyu still stood up from the seat calmly, and bowed her head lightly to me, but she didn't want to, the corner of her skirt was stepped on by Lin Muhan, who was sitting not far from her, and Lin Muyu fell to the ground in a trance.
"Mu Yu!" I forgot that there was still a wound on my foot, so I stood up and tried to help her, and then the whole person fell straight down the steps.
Finished! Before I had time to teach Lin Muhan a lesson, Mu Yu and I made a fool of ourselves first, and it seems that I am going to hang up some more colors this time.
I felt like someone was blocking my chest, and then I was standing up straight. It was the golden-faced guard who held me up and made me stand up in a position that wasn't too embarrassing.
Knowing that it might be a little difficult for me to walk in front of Lin Muyu and help her up again, I ordered the golden-faced secret guard: "Go and help Mu Yu up." ”
"This ......" the golden-faced secret guard seemed to be embarrassed, "Miss Lin is a girl who has not left the cabinet, and her subordinates ...... Subordinate......"
If you don't leave the cabinet, you won't save the girl who is dead? The girl who is not out of the cabinet! Now I, Gu Tianba, is also a girl who has not yet come out of the cabinet! Why did you touch my breasts? Hey...... Gu Tianba's chest is a layer of iron armor, but that part is also a chest! If it weren't for my informality, I would have slapped myself in the face.
"You just treat her as the palace." She's me anyway.
Hearing me say this, the golden-faced secret guard stepped forward, hid his hand in his sleeve, and did not touch Lin Muyu's skin, but helped her up through her sleeve.
Ay! is also a woman, why is this treatment so much worse? Wrong! It's also me, why is the gap so big?
I found out that I was actually eating my own vinegar. Oh, my God! I'm going crazy with these identities!
Director Xu helped me to sit back on the high seat, I pointed to the shoe prints on Lin Muyu's skirt, and said coldly: "Whoever stepped on Mu Yu's skirt just now had better stand up by himself, otherwise, if he is found out by this palace, this palace will not spare it!" ”
I think, with so many pairs of eyes watching, even if Lin Muhan wants to deny it, it's not easy!
But I don't want to! A servant girl who was waiting beside Lin Muhan knelt down with a "plop", kowtowing and crying: "The slave and maid should die, the slave and maid accidentally stepped on the eldest lady's dress, and the slave and maid should die." ”
In order to become a man, Gu Tianba could not have a woman in the entire East Palace or even in the palace where she appeared, except for eating some strange food. Because a woman is yin, it will affect the yang energy around her and prevent her from becoming a man. Therefore, all the servants in the East Palace are eunuchs and there is no palace maid, and there are very few palace maids in the entire palace.
But because of Su Chonghua's words: "Han'er is so noble, how can you let those lowly eunuchs get close!" Lin Muhan was allowed to bring his maidservants with him every time he entered the palace for a banquet.
And this servant girl who took the blame for Lin Muhan was one of the maidservants that Lin Muhan most often brought into the palace, and most of the things that framed Lin Muyu in the past were also carried out by her.
"You said that you stepped on Mu Yu's dress, then the palace wants to see if the shoe prints on Mu Yu's dress match your shoes." After speaking, I asked a few little eunuchs to take off the maid's shoes and compare them with the shoe prints on Mu Yu's dress, but I didn't expect that they were exactly the same, even the soil on the maid's shoes was the same as the one on Mu Yu's dress.
It must have been Lin Muhan who was afraid of the East Window incident when I was focusing on Mu Yu who fell to the ground, so he changed his shoes with his maidservant. Moreover, Lin Muhan's shoes were obviously much smaller on her maidservant shoes, besides, how could a maid have such exquisite embroidered shoes with jewels.
Who knew that this maid was biting to death because she accidentally stepped on Mu Yu's dress, plus Su Chonghua and Lin Muhan's mother-in-law took turns to excuse her, this Lin Muhan I really can't move.
Yes! You guys are amazing, I can't move Lin Muhan and I can't deal with a little maidservant? Mr. Xu said that he had framed a noble girl and was sentenced to 20 years and acted as a military prostitute.
Originally, I didn't want to be angry with an innocent person, even if she offended me, I would turn a blind eye and pass, but she was giving Lin Muhan the blame, so I couldn't help Mu Yu get angry! This is much worse than making my own heart feel aggrieved. Twenty sentences, acting as a military prostitute is cheap for her!
"I heard that the main dancer of Muhan County is outstanding, today Mu Yu strokes the qin, and the two daughters of the Prime Minister's Mansion present a dance music to the palace together?" Lin Muhan is best at dancing, and he used to dance at banquets. But now, she is wearing the maidservant's shoes that don't fit, and if she dances at this time, it won't be anyone's fault if she makes a fool of herself.
Hearing me take the initiative to ask to see Lin Muhan dance, she got a little carried away and stood up without thinking about it.
Lin Muyu deserves to be my life, I glanced at her, she immediately understood, her slender ten fingers on the strings, and a light piece of music flowed from her fingertips.
Soon Lin Muhan stumbled under his feet, but he didn't dare to stop, so he had to continue jumping. Halfway through the bend, she lifted her legs, and the shoes on her feet flew straight towards me.
Seeing that dirty, ugly shoe was about to fly to my face, I instinctively turned to the side. At this moment, a golden light flashed, and the golden-faced dark guard reached out and grabbed the shoe, and casually threw it to the center of the banquet.
Mu Yu's piano stopped abruptly, and everyone stared at Lin Muhan, who was standing in the center of the hall with one foot stunned.
Su Chonghua wanted to rush to Lin Muhan to relieve her, but in the Imperial Garden, he had already offended Gu Tianba once because of Lin Muhan's matter, and just now he and the prime minister's wife together for Lin Muhan to frame Lin Muyu.
Besides, losing her honor in front of the palace is much lighter than framing her sister-in-law, and Lin Muhan has really been in the limelight recently, so letting her suffer a little loss can be regarded as an opportunity to sharpen her temperament and bearing. Moreover, for the sake of a Lin Muhan to ruin his great cause that he has planned for a long time, it really shouldn't be.
"Ouch! Why are the shoes of the second lady of the Lin family so stinky! A delicate girl in a fancy dress covered her nose and deliberately shouted: "Take it away quickly, it's really unappetizing." ”
"Your Highness, that is the concubine of Lord Liang's family in the Criminal Department, Liang Jingshu! The crown prince and deputy concubine that the emperor personally appointed for you! Manager Xu whispered in my ear.
"My concubine?" It seems that Gu Tianba's imperial grandfather is really thoughtful, not only personally determined Gu Tianba's main concubine, but even the side concubine was not left behind, but Gu Tianba's previous attitude towards this Liang Jingshu was also lukewarm, and I can ignore her for the time being.
However, as soon as Liang Jingshu's words came out, it caused a burst of resonance, and many noble ladies stretched out their slender jade hands, or covered their mouths and noses with beautifully embroidered silk handkerchiefs, staring at the broken shoe in the center of the hall with disgust.
Lin Muhan was so ashamed that her face was flushed, but even her mother-in-law and the gentle and caring General Chonghua did not stand up to help her out of the siege, she was ashamed, annoyed and angry, so she had to cover her face with a handkerchief and ran out of the hall crying.
I smiled proudly, and finally took her handle, so I raised my voice and said: "Muhan County Lord lost his honor in front of the main hall, and the county lord's title will be revoked from now on, and he will be grounded for three months, and he will not be able to enter the palace if he is not summoned!" Mrs. Lin was not strict with her daughter, and she rushed into the palace, and from now on, she withdrew the title of the edict and was grounded for three months. ”
The hall was in an uproar, Lin Muhan relied on the favor of General Chonghua before, and the identity of the county lord, he usually did a lot of power, but now the retribution is coming, some secretly applaud, and some express regret, anyway, everyone has their own calculations in their hearts, some have been written on their faces, and some are well hidden.
Removing the titles of the two women in the Prime Minister's Mansion at once doesn't seem to be very authentic. But I've said it all, and I don't plan to take it back. So, I had an idea, and then said: "The prime minister's daughter has both talent and virtue, is gentle and virtuous, knows etiquette and etiquette, and is crowned Princess Anping." ”
The crown princess of Tianyuguo and the crown prince are both super grade, but only for the crown princess who married into the East Palace, Gu Tianba is a woman, so it is impossible for me to marry Mu Yu into the East Palace, and the princess of Zhengyipin, except for Gu Tianba's own sister - Princess Chaolu, there is only Lin Muyu alone.
Gu Tianba's biological mother has long passed away, and in Gu Tianba's father's palace, there are only four concubines who are noble, Shu, De, and Xian. In other words, looking at the entire Tianyu Kingdom, there are only five women with the same status as Mu Yu, but none of them can be higher than her.
It wasn't until the people around her got up to congratulate Mu Yu that she recovered from her shock and hurriedly knelt down to thank her.
"Princess Anping is exempt!" Mu Yu is myself, but I have become Gu Tianba, whether Mu Yu kneels me or Gu Tianba, I don't want her to kneel.
"From now on, Princess Anping doesn't have to salute when she sees the palace! In addition to her father, Princess Anping can not salute anyone! In other words, as long as Mu Yu doesn't want to, even if he is the prime minister's father, he still doesn't have to salute.
I can hear the voices of everyone talking about this matter, it is nothing more than that the prince suddenly loves and protects the concubine appointed by the emperor, is it a change of sex, does he not like men to like women instead, and some people make a big deal of the fact that I let people pull rape flowers during the day today, saying that the prince is not even interested in General Chonghua, who was favored before, may really change sex.
Others said that Gu Tianba was already uncertain, and doing this was actually deliberately to make Su Chonghua notice his tricks,
Anyway, I have everything to say, I know that Gu Tianba is a bastard, but I didn't expect it to be so unbearable, in addition to robbing the prince of another country to be a male pet, he was beaten by another country and almost lost the country; Ask Su Chonghua to be happy and let all the land in the capital grow rape flowers; Build a Colosseum in the imperial city to let people fight to the death with wild beasts; He also overhauled the mausoleum, and looted almost all the treasures of Tianyu Kingdom into his own mausoleum, and the young and middle-aged people of the entire Tianyu Kingdom, except for those who became soldiers in advance, were all arrested as strong men who repaired the mausoleum......
What a destiny! It's a scourge for thousands of years! She deserved to fall from the palace wall and fall to her death!
Moreover, Gu Tianba has monopolized the power of Tianyu since the death of the first emperor, and he has never been in the early dynasty. Later, probably Gu Tianba's puppet father felt that he had no power and powerless, and it was boring to get up in the morning every day, and this early dynasty was also changed from once a day to once every ten days, and now it is only in the morning court on the first day of the new year.
I cleared my throat and raised my voice: "Tomorrow and morning, all the officials of the capital, regardless of rank, will not be absent!" ”
Originally, I wanted to say that the morning was early, but it was from five to seven o'clock, and from seven to nine o'clock, so it was really difficult for me to get up at five o'clock. So it was changed to seven o'clock.