The days without the cool autumn breeze are not good, at least for the five people who are already drunk eighty percent, the eldest grandson laughed loudly and danced, Li Huairen held the tree and kept kissing the bark, Li Chengqian hung his neck on the low branch and stood and vomited, only Cheng Chumo was slightly better, sitting there and biting a bare bone.

Yun Ye was lying on the blanket, Qian Ying dragged the master's head, Xiao Wu wiped his mouth, and Di Renjie poured a little vinegar on the master after a while, but unfortunately all of them were spit out.

Li Huairen felt bored after kissing the tree for a long time, and shouted that he wanted to go to the Qinglou, which must go, and he had to climb to climb, so the five swaying people got into the carriage and were sent to Chang'an by Li Chengqian's guards.

Di Renjie didn't know what the Qinglou was, so he shouted and said that he would go too, but Xiao Wu twisted his ears and turned around, stomped his feet, and shouted to the servants in the distance to pack up his things, and decided to tell Master Sù to go to find a bad woman.

Li Chengqian's taste is very tricky, looking at the big butt of the old bustard in Yanlailou, he shook his head, and he also shook his head when he saw those vulgar fans in Mingyue Pavilion, in short, seeing that all the women shook their heads, Li Huairen asked angrily: "Where are you going?" Pingkangfang has turned twice. “

"I'm not dissatisfied, Yan Lailou is good, the fat buttocks of the fake female bustard's head are very good, I just don't obey the call and always sway."

The driver who drove the car hurriedly sent five drunks to Yanlai Building, the old bustard did not change, my aunt's body has become bigger in five years, and the pair of men's gifts on the chest are even more majestic, but the waist has also become thicker, walking like Wei Chigong, every step is very down-to-earth, just now I regretted letting go of a few big golden pigs, I didn't expect the golden pig to come back to the arch again, where dare to be lazy, shaking the handkerchief as if seeing a lover, and pounced all of a sudden.

Li Huairen stopped him with his arm and said, "My aunt, my brother can't resist your current body." Where did you think about your little man's waist back then? “

My Lady took the opportunity to twist lightly on Li Huairen's arm. Throwing flattering eyes and scolding those who have no conscience, the last time they said goodbye, they never came again, and they ate violently in a heartbroken state, and the result became what they are now.

It's still so sensible and interesting, and it's good to hear the words in the Qinglou. If it was really a fool, my aunt dragged Li Huairen upstairs, and she liked the heavy things in this guy's sleeve very much.

A house occupies one floor, Li Chengqian and they have melons and fruits in front of them, and there is a case of dim sum, only Yun Ye's case is full of courgettes. plus a few small plates of snacks, My Lady has a deep memory of this Hou Ye who is extremely obsessed with smelt.

Drunk people are not easy to serve, the reward given by the noble person in a sober state is money, if you take advantage of the drunkenness to be deceived, the consequences are very strict, but you don't care about the money, but the noble person does not have the habit of being coaxed.

Lying on his back on a soft couch, a large row of courtesans appeared with pots. Wipe your face. Washing feet is worthy of serving people. The technique is old-fashioned, which makes people feel comfortable, and two cups of inexplicable drinks mixed with ice fish are in the stomach, and the spirit suddenly improves.

Seeing that the nobles were all in good spirits, my fair lady smiled like Maitreya Buddha, the fat on her chin was shaking, and she said in a trilling voice: "It is the honor of Xiaolou for the nobles to patronize rarely, but I don't know if the nobles want to watch the song and dance first, or do they want someone to accompany them?" There are dancers from the far west, who dance a good dance, and their skirts are very beautiful, and they dance like flowers and butterflies. The man specially used his head to shake the belt, and it looked very good round and round.

"Oh? It is indeed rare to see pure Egyptian songs and dances in Chang'an, but this kind of dance is specially used by believers to listen to the teachings of the gods, and some people are willing to dance? “

"Oh, the noble man is well-informed, it is from this place of love chrysanthemum, pity that, listen to the little girl who can speak human words, people all over the world will kill them, saying that they are unclean people, but the slave and maid have secretly seen it, it is very clean, there is no taste, and the slave and maid also saw that they were pitiful and took them in and gave them a bowl of rice to eat."

"My aunt, what they say is not clean, it is that the head is not clean, and you have been abandoned by God, so you are not afraid that their god will punish you?" Yun Ye heard of blasphemers for the first time, so he really wanted to meet these people, generally speaking, only blasphemers with ability can survive, and ordinary ones have already been burned to death by the Holy See.

"Ha, the slave is not afraid, this is the Tang Dynasty, the slave is afraid of catching fast, and he will not be afraid of a godless name, the noble man is wide, and the slave and the maid will call for singing and dancing."

With a clapping of hands, there was immediately a soft music sounding, like a heavenly sound, without many syllable changes, as light as the wind blowing through the reeds, and as soft as snow falling on a pine branch, several young women wearing veils turned out of the secret door, their steps were light, and with the rotation of their bodies, the colorful skirts suddenly flew up, forming a big circle, and sure enough, as the old bustard said, like a blooming flower, I also wanted a beautiful butterfly.

The light veil covers the face, and only a pair of calm eyes leak outside. Dull, desireless, and desireless, this should be the essence of this kind of dance, but what is revealed in the eyes is not reverence and hope, but a kind of numbness, which is not right.

Before Yun Ye could ask, a few more men in white robes came out of the secret door, with a long belt on their heads, and as soon as the men came out, all those people put their right hands on their ears, as if they were listening to the sound in the distance, and before they could move, the robes flew up by themselves, and the belts also floated. If the woman is a brightly colored kapok, then the man is like a white trumpet flower, and the music is made by a musical instrument similar to the xun, and the sound is as if someone is chanting in the distance, yes, this dance is not for people to see, it is a song and dance dedicated to the gods, and now they take it out and sell it for money, not blasphemous, what is it, no wonder the Holy See wants to put them in the fire as firewood.

Li Huairen saw that it was not a belly dance, so he was very uncomfortable, these women wrapped themselves tightly, not missing a little skin and flesh, it was boring, Lao Tzu wanted to watch belly dance.

"Get down, take off your clothes and come up and dance again, I want to see the kind of dance that can twist your ass into a rope." As soon as the evil young man's temper came up, he was difficult to restrain himself, and he brought a bag of gold to be refreshed, not to see a few men and women shaking their robes into flowers.

The old bustard came out of nowhere and shouted at the trembling men and women: "Look at you pitiful, I deliberately gave you a chance to make money, and if you don't serve well, you actually angered the nobles, it's really damned,"

The old bustard in the world has nothing to do, and he took out a hairpin from his head to stab those poor women, and shouted in his mouth: "I have long made you wear the same clothes as the orchids who sell wine outside, and if you refuse, if you miss an opportunity to make money, you should starve to death." ”

All the women were helping the woman in the middle to block it, and they would rather be stabbed themselves than let the old bustard touch the woman in the middle.

The eldest grandson clapped and laughed, watching the old bustard like a tiger entering the flock, applauding loudly, and throwing the silver cake in his arms out to see a good show, Li Chengqian had nothing to throw, grabbed a few silver cakes, and threw them down, my fair lady was overjoyed, so she was even more energetic.

Yun Ye smiled silently, he wanted to see how much the woman in the middle could endure Cheng Dù, Cheng Chumo was not afraid to bully the weak, holding his arms and letting the courtesans next to him put grapes in their mouths.

In a panic, a thin book fell out, and Yun Ye said a word to the courtesan next to him, and the courtesan ran to the middle to show Yun Ye the book.

It's not interesting, it's a very ordinary book of "Principles of Geometry" Euclid wrote this thing more than 900 years ago, and the important thing about this book is not that he has any advanced theories, but because it is an almost perfect textbook, which can play a role in exercising people's logical thinking, especially after being completed by Hypatia, it has been used for a thousand years.

After turning two pages, Yun Ye couldn't sit still, the book was very large, but it was made of lambskin made of very good nitrate, and there were rows of new fonts added at the back, the font was beautiful, this is not a man's handwriting.

Stopped my aunt's atrocity, and before Yun Ye could speak again, a woman rushed over, snatched the book from his hand, and hugged it tightly in her arms, and the guards on both sides were about to rush up to punish this lowly woman who offended Yun Hou, and my aunt was even more aggressive, and those men surrounded the woman in the middle, with their backs facing outward, ready to accept the punishment.

After waving off those guards and driving away my fair lady, Yun Ye came to them and said to the woman in the pile: "I have no malice, and neither do my friends, it's just that they came down from the battlefield and were rude, I just want to ask, who is Hypatia, she has been dead for two hundred years, why do you have her manuscript, and I would like to know what happened to you, if there is no harm to the Tang Empire, out of respect for Hypatia, I am willing to help you return to your country, You're from Alexandria? ”

The woman in the middle had her mouth wide open, and she could never have imagined that in the far east, there would be people who would know about Hypatia, which was impossible.

Li Chengqian They don't understand, what kind of tooth cleaning, the pressure is not clear, this is a group of courtesans, there is no need for any pressure, just take it away, what do you need.

The girl first muttered a lot, Yun Ye shook her head and said to him: "Since you know the official language of Datang, just say it, I can't understand your language, Datang doesn't need those strange languages." “

The girl seemed to be a little angry, chirping and chirping again, Yun Ye spread his hands: "I don't understand, even if you say I'm a megalomaniac, I don't understand, didn't you say it in vain?" “

The angry girl pushed away the person who was guarding her and walked to Yun Ye and sat down, Yun Ye moved the table very diligently, put it between the two, and sat down herself, looking at her with a smile.

"The people of the Tang Kingdom are as proud as you? Don't you worry about hate? “

"Datang has never been liked, it is used to make people afraid."

Hearing Yun Ye say this, Li Chengqian, Changsun Chong, Li Huairen, and Cheng Chumo smiled and nodded together, and even the fair lady who was hiding in the corner and eavesdropping felt that Hou Ye's words were very reasonable, so she turned around and kicked an orchid in the ass. (To be continued.) )

PS: Hypatia: Egypt's greatest female mathematician, talented, but unfortunately suffered a terrible encounter, which will be discussed in the next section.