In the first stanza, the ghosts of the dead are back
"Blue clouds, yellow leaves, tight autumn wind, northern geese flying south, even more rare autumn waves, good, good," Yun Ye put away the folding fan in his hand and inserted it behind the collar, Cheng Chumo, Changsun Chong, Li Huairen, they have learned the same, they have long been surprised by Yun Ye's sometimes inexplicable hysteria.
"Yezi, now the grass is still green, where did the yellow leaves come from, when I was in Beihai, the wild geese were hatching eggs, and they didn't fly to Chang'an so soon, my brother and I marched thousands of miles, chasing Prince Gaochang day and night, it can be described as hard work, you enjoy happiness at home, and you haven't figured out some delicious food? The table just now didn't eat my head. ”
Li Huairen bared his teeth and asked Yun Ye, it turned out that he was going to the Yun family to have a big meal, who knows, the Yun family's meals according to etiquette are exactly the same as those eaten at his own home.
"The book is in the dog's belly, Yezi's wine banquet for us has been booked since the founding of the country, Bihu vinegar celery, peony swallow vegetables, peach blossoms on a snowy night, righteous duck, open fire water refining calf, plus Huaiye cold tao, staple food yellow sorghum rice, these seven things can not be changed, Your Majesty Xià please our brother is these things, return from a hundred battles, the prince's family is particular about the hospitality, the large piece of pork comes up, do you let Yezi still be a man?"
The eldest grandson looked at Li Huairen with disdain, feeling that this guy did not look like a young master who was born in a princely family.
"As far as you talk a lot of, can you wait for me to read out the last sentence, are you good to quarrel again, I have raised two years of elegance, and I have only held back a few good sentences, and I won't be happy, listen, the last sentence is, the cold smoke on the waves, good poetry, good sentences! Now it's time to ask. ”
Cheng Chumo snorted and said: "There must be a strange fragrance in this mountain forest, there must be a cave, fortunately, I didn't eat a few bites just now, and I knew that Yezi would definitely not let me down." ”
Li Huairen sniffed a few times quickly, nodded with satisfaction, and said to Changsun Chong: "That's right, Your Majesty invites the old men to eat and drink in the newly completed Wanmin Palace. I don't know if the old handsomes eat paint. It's still eating, and it's still our brother who is at ease. ”
The eldest grandson Chong applauded and thought that such an arrangement could not be better.
Turning the pine forest, a small meadow appeared in front of everyone, Di Renjie, Xiao Wu, and Qiao Ying were setting plates on a low table. Liu Jinbao, who was sweating, took out a golden, squeaky roast suckling pig from a yellow mud paste stove, and the rich aroma was emitted by the roast suckling pig.
The three children came to greet them, and after learning that these were Yun Ye's three apprentices, Cheng Chumo and the three of them were naturally cordial. The eldest grandson Chong took out two jade hairpins from his arms and gave them to the two girls, and the wrench on the thumb was given to Di Renjie, Cheng Chumo was simple, and took out a dagger from the back collar and gave it to the child, the one on the waist was given to Xiao Wu, and the one behind the elbow was given to Di Renjie. He took out three gold ingots himself. Give each of the three children one to buy candy to eat. It's okay, this kid has a very light view of money. Xiao Wu was different, smiling with dazzling eyes, fiddling with gifts, always staring at Di Renjie's gifts.
Yun Ye took a shovel, dug a few times under a pine tree, and took out a jar of wine, this is himself, three years ago, he had nothing to do and wanted to taste the legendary pine wind wine, he had forgotten it, and later looked at his account book to record the process and number of his own wine, only then did he recall it, and now he should have a bit of charm when he thinks about it.
Cheng Chumo is the best wine, seeing Yun Ye dug out of the ground, looking at the soil attached to it, he knew that it was a good thing without thinking about it, he snatched it away, wiped off the soil with his sleeve, removed the mud seal, removed the wax seal, and finally took away the sealed bowl, shook it, and found that most of the jar was left in a jar of wine, and the fragrance of the wine quickly came out, making Cheng Chumo feel intoxicated.
"Take four big bowls, Liu Jinbao has no share," Liu Jinbao, who was swallowing saliva, knew that his identity was not enough, so he had to drool in the distance.
The originally colorless wine syrup became viscous and yellowish, and the happy Li Huairen patted his chest, and was about to pour the wine, when he heard someone outside the woods shouting, "Three shameless people, why don't you call me by secretly running away from the banquet." “
Cheng Chumo said to Di Renjie regretfully: "Xiaojie went to get another bowl, and there was a bad guest who came to the door, but it was a pity that the good wine was good." “
As soon as the wine was poured, Li Chengqian came over from the path, and saw that he hadn't changed his court clothes, and it seemed that he had escaped from the emperor's banquet like the three. “
"You still have to accompany the old man, who of us dares to call you, the three of us are small shrimps at the banquet, it doesn't matter if there is or not, you are the prince and you want to be half the master on the big scene."
"Nonsense, Uncle Cheng is bragging with Uncle Wei Chi, Li Shuai is talking to my father about the war ahead, Li Ji is looking for my mother to be a matchmaker for his ugly daughters, my ninth uncle is fighting with Uncle Thirteen, Liu Hongji is drooling and watching songs and dances, how can I have anything, by the way, my father married my little aunt to Xue Wancheng, that is a fool, my little aunt is miserable."
was talking endlessly about the things in the palace, and suddenly found three children holding gifts looking at him, then he remembered that he came in a hurry, and there was nothing on his body, and he took out the prince's seal from his arms, and stamped a seal on each of the three children's green clothes, and then said: "Give each of you a chance to beg me." “
After speaking, he sat on the blanket and looked at the disappointed eyes of the three children without a face.
Yun Ye said to the three children with a smile: "Hurry up and change your clothes, this is a great opportunity, the prince is not lightly promised, put away the clothes, and when you have difficulties, you will go to the prince." “
Li Chengqian had a liner and face, so he relieved his embarrassment a little, picked up the wine bowl, said that he would drink it, and then he was bored, just a small bowl of wine, which made him feel that the world was spinning, and he almost fell headlong. It's the same with those three bastards.
Yun Ye chewed broad beans and looked at the four idiots, a jar of spirits was condensed into half a jar, can you drink it if you don't mix it with new wine? Cheng Chumo finally sat down, shook his head and said, "Good wine, the entrance is soft, why did you rebel when you got to the stomach?" ”
Yun Ye mixed new wine into his wine bowl, and tasted it slowly, the taste was really good, fortunately, none of the four people were stupid, and they quickly learned how to deal with this kind of wine, and the scene was much more elegant.
"Yezi, why didn't we see you when we entered the city, didn't see my brother's majestic posture on the horse, it's your loss." The eldest grandson Chong tore the pork and asked Yun Ye.
"There are sixty-seven people in my family's village, and there are fifty-three people left who come back, fourteen people died on the battlefield, and two are crippled, how can I be in the mood to be happy, when I left, but I personally sent them there, I counted them three times, yes, it was sixty-seven people, and when I came back, I also counted three times, plus one who was missing an eye, and one who was without an arm, there were fifty-three left, and my heart was very blocked."
"The mind of bullshit, how can there be immortals on the battlefield, the vast Gobi, the desert, a trip will kill you, not to mention fighting, Datang wants trade routes, you want the cotton you said, you want the treasures in the treasury, you want the land, then you have to rely on the soldiers to work hard, no one will give these things to others, and the immortal can't get them."
Cheng Chu took a sip of wine silently, said to Yun Ye expressionlessly, and then unbuttoned his clothes, revealing his chest, only to see that it was full of dense scars.
"This is the commemoration given to me by the Gaochang people when I attacked the city, if it weren't for the armor you made for me, you would probably be hanging filial piety in my house. Cheng Qian is a little better, they are not much better than me, the insect's guards are dead, so he ordered the slaughter of the city, the bad guy's ass is about to become four petals, so he caught Prince Gaochang, Yezi, you are also a gate now, the dead are uncomfortable, don't hang on your face, we just eat this bowl of rice, you didn't die when you conquered Lingnan? “
"If I tell you that all the people I brought with me have returned, and except for one or two who are crippled, none of the rest have died, do you believe it or not? It's the injured ones, or the injuries suffered when I beat the big cannibals, and the island where I finally hanged all the big cannibals I caught, you didn't take a good look at my family, and you dared to talk more, and you weren't allowed to fight back, so I was able to punch and relieve my anger. “
"It's impossible, people die in war, and it's the same for eternity, no one can escape. Unless you didn't fight, you didn't capture it, and you sent troops in vain. Li Chengqian also shouted. Eldest Sun Chong and Li Huairen nodded together.
"I brought back more than one million quintals of rice, relieved the famine in Hebei, handed over no less than three million yuan to the treasury, filled the empty treasury, and I had several more boats, do you compare with what I have?"
"What the hell are you going to say with all this?" Li Chengqian finally got to the point.
"I don't mean anything else, I just want to find fault and beat you, bastard, you all ran away, left me alone in Chang'an, Dou Yanshan kidnapped me on the dog day, Feng Ang on the dog day took an arrow at me, that's all, but people all over the world are calculating me, Zhang Liang even dares to fight my wife's doctrine, Chu Mo, your mother dragged me to me to the desert to save you, worm, your father forced me to ask me for money, bad guy, you Lao Tzu insisted on making me the commander of the water master, the most hateful thing is you, Cheng Qian, your father and mother, always thinking about beating me on the board, A thousand big boards, after the fight, it is estimated that my iron ass magic will be completed.
I can kill Dou Yanshan, and I can scare Feng An, but who do I dare to move for the rest? The old one can't move, so I'm not allowed to beat the little one out of anger? “
After shouting, he rushed up and beat him, and he beat him for a long time, and he felt comfortable, it turned out that there was bad luck, four people and five people were divided equally, and it was not so miserable when it fell on the head, but now it was good, and he was alone in the capital at every turn, and those adults were not seen outside, and he was not good to treat himself as a son, but now he is okay, with the four of them back, these people are thinking about finding trouble for themselves, right? (To be continued.) )
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