The second fool rushed to Qingfeng Village, and it was already this day and night. This cottage is not built on a mountain bag, surrounded by a long bluestone wall and a high castle, reflected in the hazy moonlight, as if it is a very ordinary village and town.

A huge peak shaped like a cockscomb crossed out to the south, and the two fools could not see the highest point of the cockscomb peak, and only felt that the end of the sky was here.

The roots of the mountain descended down the slope, black and swarthy scattered with huge stones and pine trees with very symmetrical arrangement of branches, between the stones and the trees, the low houses, all lit up, and along the riverside that meandered around the mountain, there was a dense chaotic and orderly courtyard, in the most concentrated laneway of the courtyard, crossed a stone arch dry bridge, there was a two-story small building on the east side of the earthen field, and a drama was being performed, the gongs and drums were noisy, and the crowds were surging.

The second fool suspected that this was not the place he was coming to, but he clearly saw the three big characters on the theater floor: Juyi Hall. He doesn't know how to read, but when he watches the play, he knows that these three words are the place of discussion.

In front of them, all men and women, young and old, were just immersed in carnival, shouting at the stage. On the stage, a man with a beard but no face was sitting, reciting a sentence for half a day: "Get up early in the morning and burn incense", then burn a stick of incense on the table next to him, and sit for a long time, reading: "Sit in front of the door and watch the sky." ”......

The second fool was not interested in the play, afraid that he would be recognized as someone who was not from Baifeng Village, so he hurriedly drilled into the crowd, hoping to learn about Cai Feihu's bandit den in the chatter of others, so he pretended to watch the play for a while. In a burst of laughter, the second fool finally asked Cai Feihu's residence, and walked high and low to the high ground of the mountain root after getting out of the human nest.

Sure enough, one of the lights was the brightest in the mountains and fields, approaching a courtyard house, the tall brick and wood gatehouse hung a huge lantern, and on the stake of the gatehouse there were two blazing lamps, which must have been filled with wild lard oil, the wick was as thick as a rope, and two puffs of black smoke rose above the firelight, and there were people coming in and out of the door.

The second fool thought, the gate is not easy to enter. But I saw a figure coming over, busy hiding under a sill, and someone on the edge of the sills spoke: "The woman the owner of the village got is so handsome!" The woman is twenty-eight years old, wearing a red satin cheongsam, with red flowers on her head, thin powder, a delicate face, and a pair of big eyes full of tears, but like pear blossoms with rain. The eldest brother was stunned, and his soul was lost."

One said: "Or I half-mop this woman out of the sedan chair." Her figure is really beautiful, the convex place is stunningly protruding, the concave place is charming, the skirt is open above the knees, and the creamy skin is striking. I know you're distracted, you stinky men, where have you ever seen such a beautiful woman in your life, all of them look intoxicated, as if they have been poured into a jar of cat urine! But you don't look at yourself, are you the owner of the village, you are a seller of baked cakes!"

The man said, "But the woman is like you!"

The woman asked, "Where do you say it looks like?" He said, "You have been lately. I'll tell you!" The two approached, one kissed loudly, and the other scolded: "Don't let people see it!"

The second fool knew that this was a pair of young boys and girls, and it was the woman who went to see the robbery, but he didn't know that this was Gou Yu and Damei.

He thought to himself: "Qingfeng Village is really a bandit's nest, how can the bedbugs rob the woman, some people sing a big play, and some people run to see each other, after watching the woman of the owner of the village, they are full of lust and lust, and secretly want to come to Yehe?" ”

But the second fool heard the girl say again: "You stay away, look at people, I want to pee!"

The man didn't go far, and the woman reprimanded, and then squatted down to pee, and the urine happened to be poured on the head of the second fool.

The second fool was angry and hateful, but he didn't dare to speak up, so he comforted himself again: "Didn't you say that you were doused with virgin urine?" When the young boy and girl walked away, they were full of admiration. Alas, this hairless child will be alive. Who are we living? ”

With such thoughts, he became more and more precious to the bride of the Mei family to treat him with kindness, and he was glad that he should come here.

However, there were still many people standing inside and outside the gatehouse, and the second fool walked back along the wall of the house, trying to find any defects to climb into.

The wall is very high, and there is no gap, but there is a toilet in the right corner of the wall, along the wall, there are two brick pillars, and there are wooden planks on the top of it, that is the squatting position.

He was pleasantly surprised, thinking that this toilet was really for him, so he took off his shirt and put it on his head, jumped up and grabbed the plank with both hands, and climbed up, the gap between the plank was narrow, and he stuck his buttocks but still jumped up.

He threw away his coat and rubbed his hands on the earthen wall, and saw that it was a corner of the backyard, and the lights in the courtyard were faintly shining.

Just as he was proudly stretching out his hand, he was pushed up by a sharp and hard thing behind him. He knew he was caught again. There are many bright posts and secret posts in the cottage.

He was tightly tied up and blindfolded.

Since Cai Feihu robbed this woman, he started at noon in the morning, and ordered him to go down and find a few deputies for miscellaneous things, and not to disturb him.

After dinner that day, Cai Feihu played cards with several brothers. Since this woman hit the mountain, she has been frowning all day long, and she has not seen a smiling face.

Cai Feihu thought about the law to please women, and he deliberately did not win when playing cards, and his face was covered with many notes, which looked quite funny. Just then, a minion knocked on the door and came in to report, "Big brother, a nail got into our pocket and was caught by us." ”

Cai Feihu was very unhappy and shouted: "Bastard! You still have to tell me about this, get out! ”

The minion didn't roll, but said timidly, "This nail has a bit of a problem, and it hurt several of our brothers when we caught him." ”

Cai Feihu waved his hand impatiently: "Let Biaozi chop him off!" ”

The minion said, "The fourth master asked me to report to the boss, and he will arrive after holding the nail." ”

Cai Feihu was holding a card in his hand and was watching, Biaozi strode in and whispered in Cai Feihu's ear for a while.

Cai Feihu wiped the note from his face and shouted, "Bring it in!" ”

A couple of minions shoved into a blindfolded man. The minions led by him stepped forward to take the blindfold, Cai Feihu looked at the young man for a long time, and asked viciously: "Who are you?" Dare to break into my mountain! ”

The second fool narrowed his eyes, allowing them to adjust to the bright light. He looked around and saw that it was a temple. The main hall enshrines Guan Yun Changguan Lao, Guan Laosan holds a long hair in one hand and a scroll in the other, and there is Zhou Cang on the left and Zhou Cang on the right.

Due to the age, the color of the statue of Master Guan is mottled and ruined. There is a table of eight immortals in front of the hall, and several people are seated, only Cai Feihu is sitting on a Taishi chair, the other is sitting on a few yellow-faced strong men, and the other is sitting on a strange-looking person, he recognizes it, it is a bed bug He.

Someone kicked him in the ass and shouted, "The boss asked you something, and you didn't answer quickly!" ”

The second fool came to his senses and replied: "I am from Xiaowangzhuang, I will pick up the bride of the Mei family!" Please make it convenient for the good man to let us go home. ”

The bedbug He sneered a few times, and suddenly shouted loudly: "It turned out that you are a fool, and you dare to send it to the door!" ”