Chapter 79: Fool Fool
The white-faced man sitting in the middle stood up when he heard the sound, the second fool knew that this was Cai Feihu, looked at each other for a long time, Cai Feihu waved his hand and let him go, and said coldly: "You came alone?" ”
The second fool said, "I'm the only one." ”
"Good palanquin!" Cai Feihu said, "Come, pour a bowl of wine for the guests!"
Two fools don't drink.
Cai Feihu laughed: "If you don't drink it, you won't drink it for nothing!" You are a man, but if you want to come to my Qingfeng Village to snatch a woman back, you should have taken a hundred children and eighty people to do it."
The second fool said: "I'm not here to rob women, I don't have that ability, I'm just here to say a word to the owner of the village." ”
Cai Feihu said: "Qingfeng Village is all Cai Feihu's brothers, there are no secrets, you can say it!"
The second fool said: "The owner of the village will not let me speak, so someone will cut out my tongue, and if you want me to say, I will only tell the owner of the village." ”
Cai Feihu smiled again: "What a good man!" Well, you all go back and rest. ”
The bug wanted to stay, but Cai Feihu signaled him to leave.
Everyone dispersed, and the bedbug He had already walked to the hall, and came in again and took off a waist knife on his body and gave it to Cai Feihu.
Cai Feihu said: "I don't need it. The door to the hall slammed shut.
The second fool was still standing there, but he was surprised that it was Cai Feihu in front of him? The world outside is full of legends that the bandit leader with three heads and six arms is such a white-faced scholar, and so easy-going and polite!
The second fool who had stiffened for a long time was at a loss for a while. Suddenly, his legs weakened, and he knelt on the ground and said: "The owner of the village, the villain is a lowly sedan chair man, who came to Qingfeng Village recklessly and offended the owner of the village!"
Cai Feihu said: "Those who come are all guests!" Right when you are the palanquin man I sent, if you have something to drink, you can drink this bowl of wine:"
The second fool took the wine and drank it, and while drinking, he looked at Cai Feihu's face, and he couldn't see any conspiracy, so he hesitated in his heart whether he should lie to him?
Thinking about it like this, he immediately changed his hexagram, Cai Feihu doesn't look like a fierce man, but bandits are bandits after all, isn't the bride of the Mei family snatched up now to be the lady of the village? I'm here to save a woman!
The second fool put down the wine bowl and said, "The owner of the village, I am just a sedan chair man, and I didn't need to come for this bride of the Mei family." If this woman was robbed by someone else, I wouldn't have come like this, it's the same for a woman to marry anyone, it's not my woman anyway. But what kind of character is the owner of the village, he is a famous hero! Where can the owner of the village find a good woman, why would he want this woman? Although his eyebrows and eyes are a little beautiful, he is a white tiger star. ”
The second fool's words were very instigating, he was always stating the purpose of his coming, Cai Feihu kept looking at him and smiling, but when he said the most important point, he stopped abruptly, Cai Feihu stood up and asked, "White Tiger Star?" ”
The second fool said, "It's the White Tiger Star." ”
The White Tiger Star refers to a woman's lower body hairless, and in the local customs, the woman who believes that the White Tiger Star is the greatest evil, if she marries her husband, she will be a husband, either the family is ruined, or the person is sick and dead, even if this woman is beautiful and fairy, and the family is rich, the man will never want it once he knows it.
The second fool looked at Cai Feihu's face turned dark, but said, "It would be good if the owner of the village was a green dragon!"
The so-called green dragon is a man's dense chest hair, which extends down to the lower body organs, and then slides up to the back. If the woman is a white tiger and the man is a green dragon, this is a natural couple, not only can not restrain each other but help each other, it is the most beautiful marriage in the world.
But Cai Feihu is not a green dragon, and the white-faced scholar Cai Feihu doesn't even have a few beards.
Cai Feihu was stunned and looked at the second fool, seeing that the second fool was almost about to collapse his defense, he suddenly said: "She is a white tiger, how do you know?" ”
This is what the second fool took into account when he was about to lie, he said that this woman was the daughter of the county prince's family, and his second fool's cousin happened to be serving the young lady at her house.
The young master of the Mei family of Xiaowang Zhuang ordered this family, and once he went to his cousin's house to mention it, his cousin quietly informed him.
The second fool said this, tried to calm his heart as much as possible, and said the last sentence, so as to be strict and cautious about the next sentence, so as not to make mistakes.
"The cousin said," said the second fool again, "once the cousin found it in the bath while serving this woman. When my cousin found out, she muttered in her heart, no wonder the kiss she had booked, the man died in a good manner, but she was talking about how good this woman and that little brother were, it turned out that she was a white tiger star and his longevity!
Of course, my cousin didn't dare to say anything about this, but the Mei family had always bullied him, and he was helpless, knowing that the Mei family had ordered this family, my cousin liked to say that the wicked have evil retribution, look at her Mei family's bad luck!
"This is really," the second fool said, "How many women does Xiao Wangzhuang marry every year, and every newcomer is my sedan chair husband, but I have never been robbed, but something happened to the Mei family, isn't this the White Tiger Star woman who has been in the Keliu family since she got married?" ”
Cai Feihu said: "Do you think I will believe what you say?" ”
These words made the second fool completely unexpected, with his intelligence, he definitely did not expect this, and he didn't know how to answer at once.
He lowered his head, flustered in his heart, and thought, if Cai Feihu doesn't believe it? Is he going to verify? Tonight, that woman became his woman, whether it was known to the White Tiger Star at a glance.
However, but the second fool thought again, according to customs, if it is a white tiger star, even if a man does not have sex with her, but if he sees that thing with his own eyes, it will also play a role, will Cai Feihu take such a risk?
So let your subordinates check first, can't that woman just now do this on her behalf? But can the woman of the owner of the village let her subordinates check first?
The second fool's head was about to explode, and he really didn't want to think about such a complicated issue.
The second fool was a little flustered in his heart, sweating profusely, lying was originally empty in his heart, if Cai Feihu asked again. He's going to show his flaws.
He thought to himself, perhaps, this bandit leader has seen my lie, and he will kill me with a change of face! Kill it, kill it, since he has already lied and he has seen through it, the second fool doesn't want to live back when he comes!
The second fool's sweat was dripping on the ground, and his only regret now was that he hadn't seen a woman yet.
"Believe it or not." He said helplessly.
Cai Feihu turned around and entered the west suite, and soon came out again, took a glass of wine, and said, "You are this woman's sedan chair man?" ”
The second fool was at a loss and didn't know what to answer.
Cai Feihu said: "A palanquin man, the bride was robbed, the host won't blame you, right?" You don't have to worry too much about whose bride the bride is, right? Coming to Qingfeng Village for someone else's bride, you won't be so energetic, right? But here you are! Maybe you're here to save this woman, maybe you're really for my good, but how can I believe it? There is a glass of wine here, to put it bluntly, there is medicine in the wine, if you come to save a woman, you have such courage as a sedan chair man, I will let you go back, and I will never hurt a hair of you. If you are sincere for me, you will drink this wine, which can poison your ears, but when you are deaf, I have a big business for you to do, will you drink it? ”
The wine cup was placed on the table, and the face of the second fool changed, pondering Cai Feihu's words, and understanding that the reason why the white-faced scholar in front of him was able to become a bandit really had a different means than ordinary!
admit that he came to save the woman and let him go, admit that he told the truth but let him drink poison, but no matter what, he didn't say whether he wanted this woman or not, and the second fool was in trouble. wants to admit that he came to save the woman, will Cai Feihu really let him go? It's just a raw release, what are you two fools here for, just go back empty-handed!
Prove that everything is for Cai Feihu, but he has to drink deaf and poisonous wine, will the bandits take revenge like this? Okay, the second fool is here to save the woman, the woman can't save it, and the second fool won't go back, if he is deaf, he will be deaf, so stay here first and then find an opportunity to save the woman! The second fool took the wine cup, raised his head, drank it, and immediately fell to the ground to prepare for the sin of poisoned wine.
But the second fool was not uncomfortable, and his ears could still hear.
Cai Feihu said: "The second fool is really treating me!" I'll tell you now, there is no poison in this wine, and I didn't know anything about robbing this woman in advance, my brothers are well-intentioned, since people have arrived in Baifeng Village, they are afraid of colding the hearts of their brothers, but they want to immediately round the house but they are unwilling, and they are only ready to raise her here, and they will only marry when they are in a good mood. Now that this is the case, I will let this woman go back, Cai Feihu will not fall into the reputation of robbing other women, but I hope you can come to Baifeng Village to eat food, I don't know if you are willing or not? ”
The second fool suddenly became weak, his hands and feet trembled, he kowtowed to Cai Feihu, kowtowed one after another, and said: "The second fool can't be a pole, I will only carry a sedan chair by a gelding." ”
Cai Feihu said: "Then you can also come to the village to settle down!"
The second fool said: "I still have a father, he can't do without the hot land, the owner of the village should let me go back."
Cai Feihu said: "You fool! Okay, when do you want to come to live in Baifeng Village, you can come to me! However, you can't leave tonight, so have a drink with me first, and then leave tomorrow after dinner! ”
Why don't you do the bedbugs that have been eavesdropping outside, he thought to himself, the woman he had taken a lot of effort to catch, and this idiot, just let it go, no matter what he said in his heart, he was unwilling!