It's been boring lately.

I've always been like this, I can't do one thing for more than half a year; As long as it is more than half a year, my laziness will definitely recur.

So they join various organizations – just like everyone else.

Only by increasing seniority can you be promoted faster.

Everybody knows that.

The busiest is Zhao Yuyang, like a hard-working little bee - the Royal Secret Office, the Royal Power Department, the Royal Household Department, the Royal Computer Department, and the Royal Law Department......

I'm also busy – the Royal Witch Ministry, the Royal Sacrifice Ministry, the Royal Prison Ministry, the Royal Psychiatric Seminary......

Zhao Yuyang: "People go to internships to increase their qualifications; You're a degraded intern! What the hell is the Royal Psychiatric Seminary? ”

Me: "I have the same question, so I'm just shopping." ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Can you learn a good subject and be a useful talent for the imperial court?" ”

Me: "Why do you talk like my mother?" She always said that it was better to study, grow up to be a useful talent for the imperial court - ah, I suddenly remembered. How? ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Then why don't you learn?" ”

Me: "I need to be competence, not tedious knowledge, and not a piece of paper for a diploma." ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Excuse! Excuse! Everybody makes excuses, but your excuses don't sound like excuses; However, it is still an excuse. ”

Me: "Okay, I'm going to go to a nice place today." ”

Zhao Yuyang: "Where?" ”

Me: "Confidential." ”

Him: "You're always like that, going to extremes. Damn, the secret is so hot, it's your turn? I couldn't go a year ago! ”

Me: "That's you!" ”

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I went to the secret office.

Deputy Director of the Confidential Division: "Ha, Director of the Oriental Division, you are here again." How many times have I told you, we have no shortage of people here. ”

Me: "I'm not here for an internship. Is there any news from Luobei County? ”

Him: "No. ”

Me: "I haven't heard from you for a year. I'm curious, what do you eat in your secret office—I'm not accusing you? ”

Him: "Inward-leaning." Framed externally. Suppression. Blinded to the top. ”

Me: "I see. No wonder everyone is afraid of you. ”

Him: "I've been in the Great War Intelligence Service lately. ”

Me: "How's the battle going?" ”

Him: "We have a first-mover advantage, whoever you are, you have to go through us anyway. ”

Me: "It's like you brought down the Secret Department, the Intelligence Department, the Military Aircraft Department, Jinyiwei, the East Factory, the West Factory, the Procuratorate, and the Supervision Yuan...... I understand, no wonder you are even afraid of the household department, the official department, and the military department. ”

Him: "On average, we have to bring down a ministry in ten years, is it easy for us?" ”

Me: "Well, it's not easy. ”

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The Intelligence Service and the Secret Service are on the first floor, but the Secret Service is dozens of times larger than the Intelligence Service.

I saw Lu Chengzhi at a glance.

Me: "May I ask the other side of the defense - what the are you doing in the palace?" ”

Him: "What words! I'm the head of the Department of Intelligence at Imperial University, and most of them are my students. ”

Me: "Oh, this bunch of garbage is your student?" ”

Him: "What are you doing here?" ”

Me: "I'm the people of the palace." ”

Him: "This is the imperial court!" Not a harem! ”

Me: "You're upsetting me. I'm from the inner court, not from the harem! The whole palace is our territory. ”

He looked at me: "Not the Intelligence Division. ”

Me: "Oh, I'm going to see for myself how the Secret Service kills you. ”

Him: "You can see how I killed the Secret Service. ”

Me: "Very well, let's watch it together." ”

Him: "I see you wandering around all day, don't you go to school or work?" ”

Me: "Skipping school and skipping class." Are all the big guys like that? ”

Him: "That's right. ”

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Lu Chengzhi said to hundreds of intelligence officers: "Confucius said: 'Between causes, there are inner rooms, there are anti-centers, there are deaths, and there are life rooms. The five rooms are all up, I don't know the way, it is called the god era, and the treasure of the human king. ’”

I interrupted him: "Wrong, it was Sun Tzu who said it. ”

Lu Chengzhi was furious: "How do you scold people! ”

Me: "Sun Wu, the word Changqing, everyone respectfully calls Sun Tzu, and is the author of "Sun Tzu's Art of War". The "Art of War" you read is fake, compiled by the Royal Ministry of Education, and I also have a copy. The purpose of the Ministry of Education is to brainwash you all into fools. ”

Him: "Nonsense! ”

Me: "Fools don't admit that they're stupid." You don't want to think about it, how could a benevolent and righteous gentleman like Confucius write the book "The Art of War"? ”

He nodded: "That's what you said, too." ”

Me: "At that time, the Ministry of Education wanted to change "The Art of War" to "The Art of War", and I told them that the change must be completely changed, what is the use of changing your name. If I change it, I will change the content of the whole book, and change it all to something like 'the benevolent are invincible' and 'the soldier who surrenders without a fight', even if there is a waste department called the intelligence department in the future, he will not be able to learn it. ”

Lu Chengzhi was furious: "Someone! Get him out! ”

So, I was kicked out.

When I was kicked out, I heard Lu Chengzhi say: "We want to set up an internal bureau, an external bureau, a special bureau, an anti-intermediary bureau, an assassination bureau, and a security bureau......

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He really built the intelligence department very well.

A lot of information is even better than the secret department.

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However, this is not true.

Because, what the secret office says is true, what is true.

This is because all the information of the Intelligence Service is reported to the Secret Service first.

The Secret Service says that what the Intelligence Department is like, and the Intelligence Department is what it is.

The imperial court saw that the intelligence department was so unbearable, and ordered: the intelligence department should not be reused!

Lu Chengzhi was finally withdrawn.

The Intelligence Service continued to give a cold reception.