51 Royal Ordnance Department
Of course Lu Ziluo is fine.
Historically, no one has ever said that the Inner Court is conspiring against him, only that the Inner Court is conspiring against others - because the Royal Secret Service controls the rebellion.
This is also why the bastards of the emperor only scolded him for his "big donkey face" and "big gelding donkey", and did not want to say that he was rebellious in a senseless way.
Lu Ziluo was angry for a few days, but there was nothing he could do.
The Imperial University is the representative of the 100 million scholars in the world, and they may not have learned much, but the relationship is quite complicated.
It's okay to kill a few people, but it's impossible to destroy the emperor of 100,000 people, I'm afraid even the emperor can't.
Lu Ziluo, the president of the Imperial University, sighed:
"Imperial University is not a university, but a system of sharing the spoils of official ranks.
Its main purpose is to organize the chaotic and fighting gentry into a harmonious and peaceful gentry race, so that they will not rebel, but will only suppress the common people together.
The real university is Royal Roads University.
However, the current Royal University has gradually become the same as the Imperial University, and has become another system of sharing spoils by rank, a system of sharing spoils by higher ranks! ”
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Lu Ziluo said to the emperor's people: "Let's calm down and study things......
He led us to "Building No. 7", the Royal Arms Department.
He took us up to eight floors!
Someone asked, "Didn't you say you wouldn't let us go to the eighth floor?" ”
Lu Ziluo: "Yes, I won't let you go. Now, I want you to go. Don't you want to go? ”
Everyone said, "Yes! Think! How could you not want to? ”
As soon as you go up to the eighth floor, you are greeted by dozens of huge columns of calculators. Strangely enough, though, they have lights on top and wires underneath.
Ha! Odd? Why should calculators be powered up?
There are also a lot of calculators in the palace department, but they are all mechanical calculators, and they shake their arms painfully every day when they calculate.
Lu Ziluo: "This is called a computer, strictly speaking, it is called an analog computer, and there are royal computers in the palace...... Don't ask about this, let's talk about the analog computer first. All calculators or computers are the same, it's nothing more than a matter of efficiency. Your task today is to ......"
At this time, a man in his thirties stepped forward and said, "Big donkey face! What are you doing with so many people?! I don't want to live anymore! The Senate will be displeased! ”
Everyone was amazed!
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Lu Ziluo: "Lei Lijia! You idiot! Didn't you say 'senators'?! ”
Lei Lijia pushed his glasses, touched his baldness, and said, "It's all self-deception!" Everyone who does not know the Senate. Besides, they will all be members of the inner court in the future, and everyone will have to deal with the Senate. ”
Lu Ziluo: "Okay, that's enough, don't say it." ”
Lei Lijia continued to push his glasses, touched his bald head again, and said, "I asked you to find a few people, how can you find so many people?" Will they all be? ”
Lu Ziluo: "You asked me to find a 'computer person', but how the do I know who a 'computer person' is?" If you don't get them over, who knows? ”
Leiliga: "Alright! All right! Let them try! ”
Lu Ziluo pointed at Lei Lijia and said, "This is the director of the Royal Computing Department, who has come to the Emperor to pick people." ”
Someone said, "Computing office? Not the Computing Department? ”
Lei Lijia said unhappily: "That's the imperial court, and I'm the senator." ”
Lu Ziluo looked at Lei Lijia: "Enough! Are you here to leak secrets or to recruit people? ”
Religa: "Okay. ”
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Lu Ziluo said to dozens of people: "The royal computer is a forbidden word, but I guess everyone hears it." Lei Lijia was my senior before, and he was better than me. I wanted to learn the Royal Computer, but, ha, I was brushed off, and people didn't want me. ”
Religa stepped forward and said, "There is something wrong with the royal computer, and it needs too many people, so I have a few people to be assistants." ”
Someone said, "Wow, the legendary royal computer!" ”
Someone said, "I don't know if I can do it." ”
Someone said: "The essence is the same, dry until death!" ”
Someone said, "I'd rather die than work on computers." ”
Some people say: "No matter how high the official is, he will not go!" ”
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None of you are stupid.
In the imperial court, whoever works is mentally retarded!
You can cook, it's good, if you do it well, you will cook for a lifetime, and if you don't do it well, you will be scolded!
You can make guns, very good, if you do well, you will be a gun for a lifetime, and if you don't do it well, you will be scolded!
You can do intelligence, very good, if you do it well, you will do intelligence for a lifetime, and if you don't do it well, you will be scolded!
You can do warehouse management, very good, if you do well, you will be a warehouse manager for a lifetime, and if you don't do it well, you will be scolded!
You can make a computer, very good, if you do well, you will be a computer for a lifetime, and if you don't do it well, you will be scolded!
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Therefore, only those who wander around the court and don't do anything can be promoted quickly!
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Lei Lijia looked at everyone and said, "You will definitely say that in the imperial court, whoever works is mentally retarded." ”
Everyone looked at him.
"But this is not the case with the Royal Computer, because the people of the Royal Computer are the members of the Senate. ”
The people below are talking to each other.
He was asked, "Are you a senator?" ”
Religa: "Not yet. Well, don't ask, just remember that every member of the Senate is far higher than the head of the Inner Court. Got it? ”
Everyone nodded.
In fact, although no one mentioned the word "Senate", everyone knew that every member of the Senate was far higher than the head of the Inner Court.
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Religa Says:
"The royal computer is very important, it can be said that it is the foundation of the world, and it is the highest achievement of ancient civilizations.
There is a computer in the palace, I don't know how many years it has been, and I don't know how many parts have been broken, and it has been making do with it.
I suspect that the principle of the Royal Computer was concealed, intentionally or unintentionally, either because it was unnecessary, or because it was a desire to keep it a secret.
There is a paradox here: when it breaks, no one can fix it, because no one knows the principle. We only know how computers work when they are normal, and when computers don't work, those manuals are all waste.
The royal computer is getting worse day by day, as this damn world ......
The emperor tells you how to know about explosives, fuel, which is good, but it is not enough, you must understand why it is made this way. Some people will say that there is no need, and no one else will even be able to do it anyway. This is not right, because you never know what monsters will appear in the folk. The purpose of the Senate is to eliminate all such alienated people, and thus to maintain absolute peace in the world......
…… Well, I mean...... Forgot...... What am I here for......
Oh, I'm here today to find an assistant or two. When I die, someone will have to be responsible for the royal computer, right? ”
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Lei Lijia pointed to the dozens of so-called "analog computers" and said: "You have all learned the telegraph, you have all learned the mathematical analytic formula, very good, today's topic is: you operate on the computer, how to use the telegraph to encode the formula, the analytic diagram of the formula is the map of the Ming Dynasty." ”
Wipe! Lao Tzu can't even learn calculus, and he also learns the analytic diagram of telegram coding formulas?!
Braid a hair!
I saw that people were frowning and writing and drawing.
However, I couldn't write if I wanted to, because whether it was a telegram class, a computer class, or a math class, all of them were skipping class!