"Full Han banquet. ”

"Ding, 9999 mission point. ”

"Hot pot. ”

"Ding, 300 mission points. ”

"Barbecue. ”

"Ding, 200 mission points. ”

"Family bucket. ”

"Ding, 200 mission points. ”

"Eel rice. ”

"Ding, 100 mission points. ”

......

According to the quotation of the system, Ke Bo estimates that there must be more than one dollar for a task point, and if it is made in this way, I don't know when I will be able to pay off the task points of the system. Therefore, I can only ask weakly in a poor tone:

"And if I want a bowl of ramen, how many quests will I have?"

"Ding, 1 mission point. ”

didn't expect ramen to be so cheap, and Kebo, who was born in poverty, naturally came up with the idea of saving more money:

"Where's instant noodles?"

"Ding, uh...... Well...... This one...... That ......"

The system's answer was a little unusual, and Kebo observed the system's black face, and then said with a wicked smile on his face:

"Will you get stuck? Do you want me to fix your computer? The cost is reasonable, and Tong Su is not deceived. ”

"Ding, are you itching again?"

The "I ......" system threatens Kebo with "force" every time, and Kebo is really embarrassed and almost vomiting, "Although you are a system, can you restrain a little! Is there anyone to care? Someone! Help! Someone here is intimidating innocent people!"

"Ding, I wasn't stuck just now, it's just that I didn't search for the price of instant noodles here. ”

"That's easy. Ke Bo secretly rejoiced, "Wouldn't it be better if you just sent me two buckets of instant noodles?"

"Ding, yes, after all, it's not easy for you to do the task, and if I starve you, I'll be sad. ”

After the system finished speaking, he came to Kebo, stretched out his hand in front of Kebo, and then conjured two buckets of instant noodles out of thin air in his hand.

"I've got it. Cobb looked at the system expectantly, and the system behaved like no one.

"Big brother, add some hot water to me! Since you can conjure up anything, wouldn't it be a piece of cake if I asked you to add some hot water for me?"

Kebo grinned and stretched out the instant noodles in front of the system, and then pointed to the position in the instant noodle bowl, meaning that it can be added here.

However, the system did not directly pick up the instant noodles, but said to Kebo:

"Ding, a liter of hot water 5 task points. ”

"I ......" get along with the system these days, Kebo really feels that he has a lot of resentment, every time he is cheated by the system, Kebo wants to spit out the fragrance, but because of his basic literacy and relevant regulations, he forcibly endures it.

This time, Kebo couldn't bear it anymore, no need to endure it anymore, and shouted:

"Boss, bring me a bowl of ramen, thank you. ”

"Ding, do you want to pull it just now, and you pulled it yesterday?"

The system made it clear that it would not make Kobo happy, but Kobo could only suppress his anger, and then said:

"Just pulled. ”

"Ding, do you want a large or small portion?"

"I ...... Serve it in large portions. ”

"Ding, large portions of 3 mission points. ”

"Okay, okay, get fast, I'm starving to death. Kobo put the instant noodles aside and prepared for the arrival of the ramen.

Many people may ask, why don't you eat instant noodles dry? Come on, the bucket of instant noodles is completely soulless, and it is better to have a bowl of hot ramen than to eat it hard to swallow. Eating, the most important thing is to eat refreshingly and comfortably.

"Ding, this is what you want, a large portion of freshly pulled ramen, eat quickly, we still have something to do after eating." ”

Although he was choked by the system's words, Kebo still took a deep breath, took the ramen, and feasted on it.

After eating the ramen, Ke Bo remembered what the system said earlier that "there is something to do", so he hurriedly asked:

"What are we going to do now?"

"Ding, now, I need to train your agility and help you get out of the void. ”

"Is it that simple?" Kobo got up and rubbed his stomach and continued, "As long as I practice fast enough, can I leave the Void?"

"Ding, that's right, but don't underestimate the Void Land, where you are now is just a small branch of the Void Land. ”

"Okay, okay, big guy, let's get started. ”

Everyone says "full of warmth", but for me, it is more appropriate to change this sentence to "keep warm and forget the crisis". For most people, they simply don't have the heart to care about other messes for a period of time after they've had their fill.

Ke Bo, who is in the other world, has no stable mind at all, and what Ke Bo is most concerned about now is how to break through the void and return to Xiang Yu's body, and then operate Xiang Yu's body to revive the hegemony and complete the task.

"Ding, are you sure you're ready? ”

"Oops, my head has fallen off and there is a big scar, so you can hurry. I have to complain, you, as a system, are really the most inkblot I know. ”

"Ding, do you know any other systems?"

"Look at it, it's here again!" Cobo pointed to the system, "How is it? Did I say it?" but in the next moment, Cobo's fingers softened, because the system changed into the appearance of Cobo's junior high school homeroom teacher.

"Old ...... Teacher, I was wrong......"

Ke Bo subconsciously took a few steps back, and when the terrifying memory was about to come to mind, Ke Bo pinched himself violently to escape from the terror, and then angrily scolded the system:

"Can you do it? Why did you become my junior high school teacher? In broad daylight, scare me. ”

Ke Bo gently patted his chest, and after quickly taking a few breaths, his emotions eased a lot.

"Ding, what do you think I will become will be beneficial for your next training?"

"Can anything change?"

"Ding, please don't have such boring doubts in the future, okay?"

"Then you become my wife. When Kebo thought of his wife Yui Aragaki, he couldn't help but want to drool, but when Kebo turned his head to look at the system and was about to see what kind of hairstyle Yui Aragaki had conjured up from the system, Kebo almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

I saw that in the position of the face of the system, it was a big palm, and the palm was compared to a posture of praise, which was very weird.

"Hey, big brother, do you have a zero score in reading comprehension? I let you become my wife Yui Aragaki look, not for you to cheer me on. ”

"Ding, isn't this your wife?" said the system, stretching out his hand to look at it, and then as if realizing something, he continued, "Could it be the other hand?"

Immediately, the hand on the system's face turned into a thumbs up in the other direction.

"Forget it, you can be whoever you want. "Kebo is no longer able to complain, the system is like being born against Kebo, and it can make Kebo's blood gush and die violently at any moment.

"Ding, dear, can we start the mission?"

A burst of electricity passed through Kebo's body, and the numbness wrapped Kebo in it, this familiar voice, this dreamy tone, Kebo was so excited that he was about to faint, looking at the haunting goddess standing beside him, Kebo shouted loudly:

"Honey, do you know how bitter I think you are?"

Ke Bo pounced and wanted to take Aragaki Yui Lou directly in his arms, but in the next second, Ke Bo directly pounced in the air, and after passing through Aragaki Yui's body, Ke Bo fell and ate.

"Ding, can you start the mission now? I'll cheer you on, Warrior!"

After the system changed into the appearance of Aragaki Yui, even the voice snorted, which invisibly helped Kobo a lot.

"Come on, let the storm come harder!"

The next second after Ke Bo finished speaking, the sky flashed and thundered, and the heavy rain poured down, and Ke Bo instantly turned into a soup chicken.

Looking at the Aragaki Yui that the system has become, she is as neat as new, and the rain has avoided the system, which is very real.

"Let's start the mission normally. Kebo shouted several times before the system pretended to finally hear clearly.

Everything went back to normal as if nothing had happened.

"Ding, the next thing you have to do is catch the chicken. Good luck, eat chicken tonight!"

"Wait...... Wait a minute, are you going to let me play the game?"

"Ding, when I say catching chickens, I mean catching chickens in the literal sense. "A big rooster appeared in the hands of the system, and the rooster crowed, as if it was demonstrating, and it was also like crying for help. The system smiled slightly, and said softly in Aragaki Yui's voice:

"Ding, if you can catch this chicken, you can leave the void and return to Xiang Yu's body. ”

"Simple, goddess...... Ahh

After the system let go of the hand, the big rooster searched and rushed out, and Kebo followed closely behind, chasing after the big rooster.

From the dirt road to heaven and earth, from the field to the dirt road, and then rushed into the field, the big rooster seemed to never be tired, and swaggered and easily left Kobo behind.

Every time Kebo felt that he was about to catch the big, and when he bent down and reached out to catch it, the big seemed to suddenly eat nitrogen, and instantly accelerated and fled.

If I had known that the exercise in physical education class in the past was to make it easier to catch chickens now, Kebo would not have run out to play games on the Internet every time I was in physical education class.

Until late at night on the first day, Kobo was unable to catch the big rooster, and when Kobo was exhausted, the big rooster flew up a two-person tall tree, squinting at Kobo lying on the ground.

"Wait for me! When I catch you, I'll stew you!" said Cobb angrily, pointing to the big rooster in the tree.

"Cluck~" The rooster that crows in the middle of the night, Kebo has seen it for the first time, and it is estimated that everyone here has seen it for the first time. Cobo was stunned, this big rooster not only ran fast, but also understood Cobo's words, and took the opportunity to taunt.

In this situation, Kebo remembered a classic sketch line from a few years ago:

"The battle chicken of the roosters, Oye!"