"Giggle~"

The big rooster is really a dedicated big rooster, at five o'clock in the morning, not more than a second, no less than a second, crowing on time.

However, this is nothing short of a nightmare alarm for Kobo.

After a week of "chicken hunting", Kobo finally burned out and nearly collapsed.

A few hours earlier, in the middle of the night, Kobo had prepared to attack the big rooster while it was asleep, and a sneak attack that had a good chance of success was ruined by Kobo's lack of common sense.

According to the thinking of normal people, if you want to catch a big rooster, you must either grab the legs of the big rooster or grab the body of the big rooster with both hands, but Kebo took the sword and grabbed the tail of the big rooster, and the hair on the tail of the big rooster was pulled off by Kebo.

With a scream of "whoop", the big rooster took off on the spot and disappeared into the field, as for Kebo, he left a handful of chicken feathers in his hands.

"Ding, I can't even catch a chicken, what do you want. ”

Fortunately, Kebo had already gotten used to the sound of "ding" before the system spoke, so he was not frightened and fell from the tree.

"You can do it, you can do it. ”

"Ding, I just enjoy watching you get abused. The system appeared next to Kobo, and then shook his head triumphantly.

"I'm too lazy to bother with you. Kobo came to the clearing next to him, found a piece of ground that looked fairly flat and lay down, looking up at the endless starry sky.

When he was in college, he always liked to sit in the spectator stands next to the playground and look up at the stars. Although most of the time you can only see a gray sky, more important than the appearance of the sky is that the sky gives people infinite space for reverie.

When he looks up at the sky, Kobo can see a world that is wider than the stars.

In the starry sky, there is Kebo's vision for the future, Kebo's imagination of his other half, and Kebo's curiosity about the universe. Although it has been known for a long time, human beings are not the only civilized creatures in the universe, and there are infinite possibilities beyond the earth.

According to the latest scientific speculation, the earth may be a cell in the universe, indeed, compared to the universe, the earth is very similar to a cell in terms of mass and size.

Cobo thinks that there is nothing wrong with being a cell, at least carefree. It's not like myself, and now my hair is about to stink out, and I haven't thought of a solution.

This was the last time he looked up at the starry sky on the playground before he graduated, and although the sky was clear enough to clearly observe the Milky Way with the naked eye, in Kobo's eyes, the sky was black and infinitely black.

This time, Kobo, who was lying on the ground in the Void Land, once again had the feeling of helplessness he had before. Unexpectedly, he was possessed by Xiang Yu, a mighty one, but seeing that he was about to be destroyed by a chicken, Ke Bo felt indignant in his heart.

"It's good luck, eat chicken tonight, I'll eat you a hammer!" Kebo still couldn't help but say some swear words, but the swear words were not painful or itchy, and they did not cause a reaction from the system at all.

"How the hell can I catch a chicken?" Cobo asked himself this question repeatedly in his heart, but after thinking about it for most of the night, there was no result.

Thinking about it, sleepiness swept over, and Kobo fell asleep, and when he woke up again, it was about five o'clock in the morning.

"Goo......" Kebo felt his stomach scream uncontrollably, picked up the instant noodles that he hadn't eaten because of the lack of water last night, and was about to grieve himself to nibble on the instant noodles, Kebo finally found a way to catch a chicken: use food.

People will be hungry, the same way, chickens will also be hungry, although the chicken that Kebo is dealing with now is likely to be able to understand human speech, but, like ordinary chickens, it will also be hungry and need to eat, and what Kebo has to do is to use the most primitive method of catching chickens.

For the method of catching chickens to be successful, Kobo needs two most important things: rice and liquor.

"Brother System, I want to eat. ”

"Ding, the system restaurant is at your service, what do you need?"

"Can you talk normally? What are you doing so formally?"

"Ding, I call this the spirit of service, since the things I have here are for mission points, then I can't earn your mission points for nothing, right?"

"Whatever, whatever. Kobo now just wants to catch the big as soon as possible and then have a full meal, and he doesn't want to say too much to the system at all, "Today I want to eat rice." ”

"Ding, rice 1 task order a serving. ”

"By the way, get me another bottle of white bar, the highest degree. Ke Bo is convinced that his little Jiujiu can escape the eyes of the system, and he looks very imposing when he wants to drink.

"Ding, what kind of liquor do you drink in broad daylight? Do you want cirrhosis?"

"It's not something you should worry about. Kobo glanced at the big rooster walking on the road in the distance, and then a subtle smile rose on the corner of his mouth, "Give me my rice and my liquor." ”

"Ding, liquor 10 task order a bottle. ”

"It's dark, but I'll put up with it. The system did not appear directly this time, and the items that Kobo exchanged for mission points appeared on the ground in front of Kobo.

Anyway, the system only knows that it is plain to block Kebo, and just one voice is annoying enough, if a real person appears, Kebo's heart will always have the urge to hit someone, violate local laws and regulations every minute, and then sit through the prison.

"You big, I'll see how long you can be arrogant. Kebo took out the dough from one instant dough bucket and put it in another instant noodle bucket, and then poured the liquor into the instant noodle bucket. In order to ensure that "the cure is cured", Kobo added all the rice to the instant noodle bucket.

While waiting for the drunken rice to be made, Kobogan ate a whole piece of instant noodles. What's even more uncomfortable than this dry instant noodle is that Kobo hasn't taken a shower for a week.

Itching, foul smell, dirt...... The thought that he was about to be able to defeat the big and leave the void made Kobo tremble with excitement.

After seeing that the rice grains in the instant noodle bowl had swelled a lot, Kebo realized that it was time to act, and it was time to be ashamed. In order to chase this chicken, Cobo grinded four or five big blisters on his feet, and fell dozens of times to eat, in exchange for only a few chicken feathers caught during the sneak attack. And now, once this big rooster eats the drunken rice that Kobo has carefully prepared, it will soon become Kobo's meal.

Ke Bo repeated the chicken eating method countless times in his mind: first burn off the feathers of the big rooster with fire, then roast it until it is golden brown, sprinkle a handful of instant noodle seasoning, and then continue to roast for a while.

Thinking that he was about to carry out a series of "revenge acts" to turn his fantasy into reality, Kebo finally couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart, and walked towards the big rooster who was squatting by the tree to rest.

Kobo didn't hide it, and the big rooster didn't dodge, and only when Kobo got close enough, did he slowly stand up, stretch his waist, and hold his head high.

"Come, *** ......" Realizing that the words were inappropriate, Kebo quickly changed his words, "Hey, big rooster, are you hungry? ”

Kobo grabbed a handful of rice and threw it at the big rooster, who didn't dodge, only shook his body when the excess wine spilled on his body.

Seeing the extra grains of rice on the ground, the big rooster lowered his head, and after trying a grain of rice, he was out of control and quickly ate all the grains of rice on the ground.

After the big rooster finished eating, he began to yell at Kobo, as if to say, "Not enough, not enough, I still have to eat." ”

"Eat, eat, it's all yours. Ke Bo threw the rice grains on the ground one by one, the big rooster frantically scratched the ground, the rice grains became fewer and fewer, and Ke Bo's expression became more and more exaggerated.

"Ding, yes, very thoughtful. ”

The system appeared next to Kebo and patted Kebo on the shoulder, but Kebo was completely immersed in the anticipation that the big rooster was about to "get drunk", and he didn't notice the sudden appearance of the system at all, just simply beckoned, and then said:

"Come and see, this chicken is going to get drunk soon, wait for your chicken leg to be divided. ”

"Ding, I don't need to eat. The second time the system spoke, Ke Bo realized the existence of the system, and looked at the system in disbelief, "I thought you didn't know, but I didn't expect you to find out." ”

"Ding, I have to say, this method will not be obsolete for another thousand years. ”

"Won't you stop me?" Every time the system appeared, Kebo had to be sad once, Kebo had already become accustomed to this law and accepted this reality, "Come on, I don't care." ”

"Ding, why should I stop you? You're about to succeed. The system looked shaky, almost unsteady, but still kept eating rice The big rooster said.

"Don't you think I'm cheating?" Cobo's "self-recommendation" was used in an extremely inappropriate place.

"Ding, seven days of swiftness training is enough for you to deal with Roshan, and when you eat this chicken, you can leave the Void. ”

"Really?" Kebo looked at the system with extremely admiring eyes, like a little fan chasing stars, "Can I finally leave?"

"Ding, that's right, and I've decided to give you a hand. ”

"Help me? What do you mean?" Kebo's excitement increased again, if there were relevant instruments to test, Kebo's excitement today would definitely continue to explode, "Are you going to give me a super strong equipment, and then let me overcome obstacles and dominate the country?"

"Ding, of course not, what I want to do is ......" The system pretended to be mysterious, reached out and snapped his fingers, and the big rooster that was eating turned into a roast chicken that had been prepared, and it was intimately placed on the plate.

"This ......"

"Ding, how is it? I use the cooking method of the most delicious roast chicken in the world, and enjoy your roast **. ”

The system patted Kobo on the shoulder, then turned and walked off into the distance, ready to give Kobo and his chickens some personal space.

Kobo stood motionless, his chest was violently bullied, and after about a minute of silence, Kobo finally broke out:

"System! I'm going to kill you!"