Chapter 401: The cave room is half drunk and rejuvenated
Of course, the burning knives of Xue Wangfu were provided by Wei Fu, the largest wine supplier in Chang'an, but the drinks that Wei Mansion entertained were provided by Dugu Xinci.
What's the difference? The wineries of the Far Eastern Commercial Bank in Temple Street and Longquan Mansion can no longer be supplied to other places in Hedong Road, and if you want to sell burning knives in Luoyang, Chang'an, you can only go to the winery in Yongpingfang, Chang'an, to buy goods, where is also the territory of the Yantang Magician Academy, and the first-class wine was held by Dugu Xinci to worship Ding Leiwei and a few great magicians.
Wei Fu into the second and third types of wine, Xiao Wu Wu Yingyan took over the business of the Far Eastern Hou in Chang'an, the wine was divided into four grades, the first category is called special supply, this kind of wine is not sold, left to the Liaoyang County Royal Mansion and a group of people related to the Far Eastern Hou, such as Yao Chong Siye of the Chinese Normal University, Wei Yixiao of the Warlock Association, Ding Lei of the Warlock Academy, Qiu Wu of the Kendojo and others will have a ration supply, this kind of wine will not be given by the inner government; The second type is called champion red, not the color of the wine is red, it is wrapped in red silk, and the propaganda is for the champion to drink.
The third type is daughter red, which is taken from the meaning of marrying a woman's wine, which is much softer than champion red, but the entrance is more comfortable. The fourth type is called burning knives, which are also strong wine into the stomach like burning.
And there is also a burning knife distillery on the side of the Rim River, in the upstream of another village, there is a new village, in order to facilitate the excavation of the terraced fields under the name of the Far East Hou of the Rim River, in the upstream of another village, the junction of the lake connecting the Rim River built a small village, there are dozens of families, and the people of the Zhongsun family are the majority, Dugu Xinci went to see it, and saw that there were a few wild apricot trees, and casually named it Xinghua Village.
The wine from Xinghua Village is called Xinghua Village Wine, which is currently the same process as burning knives, and the current output is not large, no more than 10,000 catties per month, but the aroma and refreshing taste are better than the wine of Chang'an Yongpingfang.
Half of the wine in Weifu is the special wine provided by Hou Dafang in the Far East, and half is the champion red of this Xinghua Village.
Zhuangyuan Red is spicier and stronger than Daughter Hong, and Feng Wuai barely drank the sixteenth bowl and couldn't support it.
"Drink? A million? Zhang went to the extravagant horse and called.
"What are you yelling about?" Simon Leopard among the Rainbow Knights shouted, and they looked at Feng Wuai and couldn't drink anymore.
"Are you still drinking? If you don't drink it, you can lose," Dugu Xinci said with a smile, and brought a stack of braised beef, "Sasha, it's good, our brothers and sisters are invincible in the world."
"Hmph, if Ah Shen is here, a sword will be squeezed one by one, and I will be disgusted to look at it, and I won't be happy to drink this wine" Du Shasha sandwiched a piece of braised beef and tasted it.
"Later, let's go back to the county king's mansion after the hole and drink again, you are a girl who fights and kills every day, and it is not good," Dugu Xinci taught.
Feng Wuai was dizzy and forced to pour a bowl, but she missed half of the wine, and Dugu Xinci didn't bother to care, what about six or seven bowls? This purple witch looks like she can't finish it.
Sure enough, when it came to the twenty-first bowl, the Purple Witch Feng Wuai collapsed to the ground, unconscious.
"Wait for the hole to be heard? Hey, Wei Erlang, it's not that you won't be allowed to drink so much wine today, it's that you'll wait for some of your own brothers to drink it later, and you're asking for more blessings today, right? "Dugu Xinci is still intimidating the groom.
"Who's afraid of whom?" Wei Erlang saw that Dugu Xinci had also drunk a lot today, and his tone became hard, he drank more than a dozen cups today, and it was still a small cup, much smaller than this table.
"What about the remaining five bowls?" Dugu Xinci asked Zhang to luxury.
"Feng Wu loves to get up and drink" Zhang Quluxe was dripping blood in his heart, and he lost a million guan like this.
"Cheeky, huh? This deed is in possession, and thousands of people are looking at it today? Don't you lose the bottom line again and again? I'm really annoying you.,So-and-so doesn't care which backstage you are.,Get out, guys.,Remember to start shouting tomorrow? Fifty-four people pressed their handprints, Lao Duan, and you are one of them? Dugu Xinci looked at the list and laughed at Duan Huaiben.
"Far Eastern Hou is the most handsome" Duan Huaiben cheekily shouted on the spot.
"Gotta get it, today is the groom is the most handsome, tomorrow is the most handsome" Dugu Xinci waved his hand and said in disgust, looked around and shouted, "Is there anyone else to challenge the stupid girl of so-and-so?" So this bet with Zhang to go to the luxury horse is already a victory? ”
The children of hundreds of families looked at the empty wine bowls on the table, and looked at the night sky speechlessly, this stupid girl from the Far Eastern Hou is also famous tonight, the little apprentice Du Fu is a wine barrel, and the big apprentice is a wine fairy, what is this woman who is about to break her waist when she walks? Bacchus?
"No one? So-and-so hasn't played yet? Do you want to drink too? Dugu Xinci sighed.
"I haven't drunk it yet," Du Shasha muttered.
"Then some brother and sister also have a round of drinking?" Dugu Xinci smiled.
"Okay? Xiao Du Fu, Ah Quan, can you still drink it? Let's four come for a celebration wine? Du Shasha called out to the two disciples of the Chinese division again.
"It's no problem to drink a few bowls," Xiao Du Fu walked over.
"I haven't drunk it yet, I should have held on for a while just now," said Quan Yiquan.
"Then pour wine," Dugu Xinci instructed a few maids in the Wei Mansion to pour wine.
The two tables were filled with fifty bowls of wine, and the white flowers were spectacular.
"The four of them are a family, so feel free," Dugu Xinci said casually.
"Do you really let Xiao Du Fu drink? He's still a child," Nalan Feiya hurriedly persuaded.
"You are his wife, will you help you do it for you?" Dugu Xinci laughed and drank three bowls in a row.
"You are really..."Nalan Feiya saw that the children of the family were still watching, so she didn't say that her lover was a scoundrel, and she also took a glass of wine and drank it.
"If you want to be cheeky, you will fulfill the gambling contract, don't you want to be cheeky?" Dugu Xinci drank while threatening the children of the lost family.
"Don't be embarrassed to hand it over to so-and-so, so-and-so will personally go door-to-door to collect the accounts, and even the one million guan owed to Sasha will be recovered" Nalan Feiya sneered, maybe it was because Du Shasha said just now that if Ah Shen is here, how can there be such trouble?
In the past, the three brightest stars in the Far East Silent Snow Field, the Demon Wolf Star, the Grim Reaper Pluto Dugu God, and the Beauty God Star Du Shasha, were rampant in the North Underworld, the Silent Plains and the Far East, but it was a pity that Dugu God, a master of the Xuan Realm, lost an arm under Mohe City and returned to the Snow Field to cultivate, and there were only two brothers and sisters in the red world, Dugu Xinci and Du Shasha.
Nalan Feiya looked at her lover a little sad, this person who used to be so proud, but now he has to be honest with these untrustworthy anointed children, it is really embarrassing for him.
"What are you looking at so-and-so? Tomorrow will be the first handsome in Chang'an? Dugu Xinci felt the mood of the person in his heart, so he held the hand of Empress Nalan and smiled.
"Shall you come and help you drink?" Wen Dalang said enthusiastically.
"No, this wine is not enough for five people?" Dugu Xinci stopped.
"It's getting late, and for some people, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold?" Wen Yu also smiled.
"Why don't you wait until you get married today?" Dugu is kind, and he is happy.
"Are you really embarrassed to say it? Jia Luo wants you to carry out of the house, and you are considered a guest at the Wen family, and you still want to make trouble with your sister-in-law's cave room? Nalan Feiya hurriedly stopped the lover's nonsense.
"Yes, Wen Dalang is a certain brother-in-law, and it is not the turn of a certain person to make trouble, so what about Wang Sanlang? You should be fast, right? Yang Qiuwulang and Wei Xiaoniang are also in a hurry? Dugu Xinci quickly drank and ate food while chatting, and in less than a quarter of an hour, the fifty bowls of wine on the wine table were actually solved by the five of them.
Xiao Du Fu drank a bowl of meaning, and he didn't drink a few bowls of Quanyiquan, four or five bowls, Nalan Feiya also drank four bowls, and the remaining forty bowls were divided by the two brothers and sisters Dugu Xinci and Du Shasha, and there was no wine left.
"Let's go, let's go to the cave room, go back and drink after the cave room" Dugu Xinci put down the last wine bowl, haha straight music, ignoring the nearly 1,000 guests who crowded over to see the excitement.
They regarded Du Shasha as Dugu Xinci's junior sister, this is the four of the closed disciples of the Chinese Normal University against the fifty-four children of the family, and won a complete victory.
"Let's make trouble in the cave room, let's just make a fuss? Don't make a poem or something? Dugu Xinci first set the tone of the haunted cave room.
"What kind of literary trouble is it if you don't chant poetry?" Everyone wondered.
"Martial arts is to let the two husbands and wives fight, whoever wins is in charge, now it's a literary trouble, let's come up with intellectual questions for the two of them to compete, whoever wins will listen to whom" Dugu Xinci explained, everyone nodded, thinking that this color was good.
Only the opinion of the groom's official Wei Erlang was ignored by the gorgeous beauty.
The best man Dugu Xinci is naturally the host of the cave room, there are too many people blocking the cave room, clear the people first, the best man said, clear the ugly people first, the ugly people will scare the bride; In the end, there were thirty or forty people in the cave room, which was a large room, with a stepping bed in the innermost part, a study in the middle, and a maid's room outside, which was very spacious.
More than 30 people inside are not crowded, and there are hundreds of onlookers outside.
"Don't talk nonsense first, Zhu Bajie carries his daughter-in-law, goes around the house, pours tea and water for his brothers and sisters" Dugu Xinci sat in the innermost part and commanded first.
Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law is a scene in his masterpiece Journey to the West.
"Come, Wang Sanlang, Xiao Mo Langjun, give them a soundtrack" Dugu Xinci still wants to have some atmosphere.
"What's the tone?" Wang Wei asked.
"Uh, I'll give you and the others first," Dugu Xinci ordered to bring a suona.
A happy piece of music about Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law made everyone laugh, Wei Erlang carried the lord of Enping to tea one by one, and it was even more noisy, the habits of this daughter-in-law were innate, Xiao Du Fu deliberately shook the teacup in his hand left and right, so that the bride on the groom's official body dangled around.
Wu Lingwu also put the cup low, and Wei Erlang almost lay on the ground to make the county lord Yanxin pour full tea.
"You're too bad, you're all satisfied, so-and-so won't drink tea, let's light a cigarette for so-and-so" Dugu Xinci smiled.
Wei Erlang carried the bride to him, Yan Xin trembled and lit the cigar for Far Eastern Hou with a fire fold, why did his hands tremble? I was scared just now, and now this Far Eastern Hou is the biggest demon king, I don't know what kind of ghost idea to use to fix myself?
As a result, Dugu Xinci only asked them to order an even number, Yan Xin ordered two cigars, and Dugu Xinci announced that the first item was over, and the bride could come down, and she could continue to lie on the back of the groom.
Yan Xin naturally coaxed her face down.
"The second item is called Wuzi Dengke, did you see the cigar you just ordered? Tie it with a red rope, do you see the five red candles in the center of the table? Thou and the others hold one end of each end with their teeth, and cannot use their hands or other parts to help light the candle, even if they pass the second ritual of "Dugu Xinci said the second ritual, and the name is also very auspicious: Wuzi Dengke."
After Zhu Bajie carried his daughter-in-law, Yan Xin gradually let go of her mind and slowly thought about how to survive this haunted cave room.
"That's too easy, isn't it?" Wu Lingwu and a few little ladies also complained that the program of Far Eastern Hou was too simple.
The result is naturally full of jokes, and the difficulty of lighting a red candle with a cigar smoke without fire is not ordinary, and there is a circle of people making trouble.
"Simple, isn't it? Elf, do you want to try it?"
After making a mess of the witch spirit dance, Xiao Xiao and the other little ladies began to come up with ideas, commanding the newlyweds to straighten the red rope, aiming at the red wick with their eyes, and helping to blow the cigar head more red, and finally lit a red candle.
With experience, the two of them cooperated even better, lighting five red candles in one go, winning bursts of applause and applause.
"Light the flower candle to send the relatives, and send the groom to live a long life; He congratulated the bridegroom to give birth to a noble son, and the fifth son was the champion of the branch. "Dugu Xinci still has words.
"The third item is called drinking a river of water together, look at it" Dugu Xinci poured two wine cups full of wine, and quickly put it on the table "It's very simple, the two of them can drink the wine without leaking, and if there is a spilling of wine, they will be punished for drinking, and they can't use their hands either"
So the two newcomers made a difficulty, and the guests of the haunted room also began to ponder.
Wei Erlang and Yan Xin tried a few times, and their mouths were almost together, but they still spilled a lot, so they were naturally caught by the best man and fined four or five glasses of wine, and were sneered, "If you want to kiss, you have to wait for a certain person to go and hide on the bed to play?" ”
"How can such a small cup not be spilled?" Wei Erlang was a little hung up.
"That's your stupidity, you first talk about waiting by the cup, let the bride move the cup on it with her mouth, one is responsible for moving and the other is responsible for drinking" Dugu Xinci saw that the time was not too early, and gave a strategy.
Sure enough, Wei Erlang put his face on the table, his mouth was facing the cup, Yan Xin moved the top one with his mouth slightly, and the wine just splashed into Wei Bin's mouth, but this situation was really coke, and the atmosphere in the cave room gradually heated up.
The fourth item is called the husband and the wife to follow, the guests order the song for the groom to sing, the bride performs the dance, and when the guests shout to stop in the middle, they will switch roles, become the bride and then sing the song, the groom dances, if there is a problem or the visitors are not satisfied, they must be fined wine, and the two will be punished with a glass of wine.
The groom and the bride have no human rights tonight, Wei Erlang also dislikes Lang Jun's dancing is not elegant, and the host Dugu Xinci said, you can wait if you don't listen to the command, and the two of them hide in the brocade quilt and throw out twenty-eight things to get through.
Wei Erlang and Yan Xin looked at the clothes and jewelry on their bodies and calculated, twenty-eight out of eighteen pieces would not be able to leave a few pieces of clothing, so let's sing a song?
I heard the snow through the window. The cave house is half drunk and rejuvenated. Silver candles shine longer. Luo Pingwei night incense.
(End of chapter)