Chapter 402: A Pitch and a Laugh

The first Empress Nalan who dotted the song was very kind, and she was a long cadre of Dugu Xinci.

"The concubine is the first to cover her forehead, and she folds the drama in front of the door.

Lang rode a bamboo horse and went around the bed to make green plums. ”

This is a poem given to Wang Wei and the little lady of the Cui family by Dugu Xinci in Luoyang, Wei Erlang was also present at the beginning, and he recited it very smoothly, and the bride Yanxin's big sleeves were spread out and twisted her waist to cooperate.

At the beginning of the fifteenth year, I raised my eyebrows, and I was willing to be with dust and ashes. Wu Lingwu and other little ladies asked to swap roles, Yan Xin sent a flute, then punish the bar? The two of them held their arms and drank a glass of wine, causing everyone to laugh.

Two tunes were sung and three or four glasses of wine were poured to the detriment of everyone, but the host announced the next show.

The fifth item is called the heart and soul of the rhino a little clear, each guest with the location to write a verse, the groom and the bride choose a person to compare the action, the other person guesses the verse, the two people who can't guess are punished, the host Dugu Xinci does not let the punishment of the wine, saying that the drunk two can not cave the room is a great crime, changed to a bow and a smile, that is, the bride is lying on the bed, the groom officer has to laugh on the top, everyone does not understand, Dugu Xinci demonstrated that this is also called push-ups.

Now everyone understands, and those who are familiar with Far Eastern Hou know that he and Big Bear Ah Gou, and later added Qiu Wuxian who will run every morning and do this action on the ground, which can exercise arm strength and waist strength.

This time, the gentlemen all laughed and shouted, this is good, everyone under them is as soft as jade, and it is more energetic to do push-ups.

The little lady blushed and shouted, "The Marquis of Far East is really a disciple."

Dugu Xinci's arm was twisted a few times by Empress Nalan, but it couldn't change the progress of the show.

The first sentence was written by Dugu Xinci, and he asked the cave room to stop the red candle last night and worship his aunt in front of Xiaotang.

The groom's official Wei Bin pointed to the red candles around him, and then bowed, Yan Xin guessed that the red candles were bright as day, and the felt tent was as warm as spring.

So they were punished, and everyone coaxed the two of them to pitch down and laugh.

Wei Erlang's face also turned red, and he couldn't help but kiss the blushing bride under him at the end, which made everyone laugh.

Next, change to Yan Xin's gesture, Wei Erlang guesses the verses; Wu Lingwu wrote a sentence and walked away with shame, leaning on the door and looking back, but sniffing the green plum.

This is the scene of Wei Erlang and Yan Xin's first meeting, and it is still a poem given to the two by Dugu Xinci, Yan Xin made a move, Wei Erlang thought about it and guessed it.

Then Bai Yujing wrote a sentence of Xi Shi and said Huanchun yarn, and Jasper is now Dou Lihua. This is Wei Erlang's own poem, a poem describing the situation of the grand occasion of the Yuedan Commentary in the north of Pingkangfang.

It was Wei Erlang who made a gesture, and he gave up after a few strokes of the Huansha, and he couldn't demonstrate the situation of this verse.

"The groom is addicted to doing push-ups? Then do two more," the crowd laughed.

The third sentence is that there is no doubt about the love of husband and wife, which was guessed by Wei Erlang.

The fourth sentence is written by Dugu Xin's loving relatives: The delicate baby competes for the evening scene, and the young woman fights for spring makeup.

Everyone laughed, this haunted room and made a baby come out?

This is a newly written poem, Wei Erlang can't guess it even if he compares it for a long time?

Wei Erlang didn't even call out, Dugu Xinci Daoru didn't want this scene to appear earlier?

Everyone coaxed, Wei Erlang and the county lord of Yanxin couldn't, so they continued to bow down and laugh, right?

Everyone still wants to continue this fun game, Dugu Xinci quickly stops, let's go to the last show, the name of the show is Biyi Shuangfei Lian Lizhi.

The process is very simple, the red silk hangs down on the roof beam, the groom holds the bride to make a flying shape, and then ties a red jujube with a red rope in the center, taking the meaning of giving birth to a noble son early, and the jujube needs to be held by two people with their mouths, and they need to bite at the same time, and they also need to be punished for eating alone.

The content of the punishment is to remove the belongings of the body.

The little red date is naturally not easy to bite in the flight, so the bride untied the phoenix crown bracelet, the groom untied the official hat until the big red robe, the more anxious the two of them are, the more unable to complete, and finally Dugu Xin is kind to people, let everyone disperse, and the two slowly play the fun of this boudoir, right?

Fortunately, Wei Erlang is both civil and military after all, and finally grabbed the red dates at the same time, but the two of them are already connected by lips and teeth.

In the midst of laughter, the unique haunting room show ended successfully.

The lord congratulates the groom and the bride with three glasses of wine, and says auspicious words: the first cup of wine to congratulate the groom, what gossip is told, I am afraid that people will listen to the room. The second glass of wine congratulates the groom, and the affairs in the room are secretly discussed, beware of others coming to Zhang. The third cup of wine congratulates the groom, wishing the husband and wife to grow old together and give birth to a noble son as soon as possible.

After drinking three glasses of wine, everyone was still dissipated, Dugu Xinci took people back to the county king's mansion to rest, and listened to the self-indulgence in the corner of the cave room.

The next day, there was nothing to do, and the Xunguo Mansion continued to invite everyone to the mansion for a banquet and some friendship between the mutual assistance of the courtiers, which was another lively event.

There were several people in the banquet chanting poems to congratulate Wei Erlang on his new marriage, and only Dugu Xinci came to a poem to promote narrowness:

Last night, the begonias rained at the beginning, and several flowers were light and delicate.

The beauty knows that she is out of the orchid room, and she will compare red makeup to the mirror in the future.

Ask Lang Hua how good is Nongyan? Lang Dao is not as good as a flower.

The beautiful woman is coquettish when she sees the words, and she doesn't believe that the dead flower is better than the living.

Before crushing the flowers and throwing them, please sleep with the flowers tonight.

So Wei Erlang got the nickname of Wei Erlang with flowers, and after the publicity of Kaiyuan Miscellaneous News, it resounded in Chang'an.

There is another interesting thing on this day, from early to late spring, the most handsome shout of the Far East Hou on Mingmen Street has not stopped, that is, the children of the family who lost the gambling last night fulfilled the gambling contract.

The reputation of the most handsome Far Eastern Marquis makes the people of Chang'an cry and laugh, the demon wolf Tanhua, the head of a thousand counties, the young apprentice of the Chinese teacher, the general of the Tianxing, the president of the Flower Destroying Association, the butcher of Kyoto, Dugu Xinci, who has just been in Kyoto for a year, has several names with different meanings.

The wedding of Yan Tang will not come to an end until the third day, and the bride needs to wash her hands and make soup on this day; "Three days into the kitchen, wash your hands and make soup", the bride cooks, boils sugar noodles and distributes them to the neighbors.

On that day, the man prepared a sedan chair to invite his uncle, and Xue Wangfu sent his heir Yan Ying to pick up the lord of Enping County to return to the door, and after receiving three refreshments, the uncle retreated to Ah Mei's new house to rest. At luncheon, ask the uncle to sit in the chief, saying "will kiss the wine", and avoid using hairy crabs, because Chang'an people call their mothers and uncles call hairy crabs. After the banquet, the groom is picked up in a sedan chair to accompany the bride back to her parents' house, called "returning to the door". Send a load of "Wangniang Pan" with the sedan car. The parents-in-law's family banquet "son-in-law" should avoid using rock sugar soft-shelled turtle. After the banquet returns, the bride out of the sedan door, the guests in advance with twenty or thirty benches from the front of the sedan car to the new door, set up a "fairy bridge", to the groom to support the bride from the "bridge", the guests laugh and urge, if the pace is steady, then in front of the new house "bridge" stool stacked on the bench, and hand over an oil bag, to the bride mouth bite the oil bag to walk through, the beautiful name is "carp jumping dragon gate".

After such a noisy affair for nearly half a month, the marriage between the Xunguo Mansion and the Xue Wangfu that caused a sensation in Chang'an was successfully concluded.

Ten miles of red makeup, full of guests, the two mansions set up a flowing water table for three days before stopping, spending two million pieces of silver, which can be regarded as eliminating the bloody atmosphere of the Mid-Autumn Festival rebellion in Kyoto and the murder of the six streets, and the people of Chang'an returned to the peaceful scene of the past.

On September 10, Dugu Xinci took Nalan Feiya and Wei Erlang to the Yiqiu Palace to greet the Queen Mother.

Yan Xi, the lord of Enping, was also the granddaughter of the Dugu Empress Dowager, who was not present on her wedding day, but also sent a rich dowry.

Taiji Palace has been restored to its original state, the Queen Mother was sent to Qingchuan by her nephew Dugu Xinci on the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, and even the traitors did not dare to enter the Yiqiu Palace to loot that day, everything was as usual.

Unlike usual, the queen mother still resents Dugu Xinci's unfilial piety, and she didn't say anything about her birthday, and her request to send troops early that day was also rejected.

Fortunately, Dugu Xinci was as thick-skinned as the Chang'an city wall, and he personally washed his hands to make a banquet, coupled with the turn of the new Wei wife Yanxin, and finally coaxed the Queen Mother Dugu to regain her smile.

"Why do you always do dangerous things? Dugu's family is now a man, you can't let the lintel of Dugu's house be bright, and you can't let it be dusty? The Empress Dowager Dugu spoke earnestly and advised, and Dugu was kind and only promised.

When she came back in the evening, Nalan Feiya comforted, "The Queen Mother is also worried about you, you don't need to mind, you really feel wronged, you won't be able to go to Taiji Palace in the future."

"I know that the queen mother has good intentions, what is this grievance? It's good to have you by someone's side," Dugu Xinci hugged Empress Nalan and said warmly.

Stay in the county government of Wannian County in Xuanyangfang for two more days, the newly recruited subordinate officials are honest, and there is no moth making trouble, so Dugu Xinci is a little regretful, and the opportunity to re-establish authority is wasted?

On September 15, Dugu Xinci lazily returned to Qingchuan, went to Changcong Suwei to stay for a while, he had no military talismans in his hands, and the two generals Qin Chong and Cheng Peng divided the military power, but they were still interesting, and the training plan was not modified, and the training was carried out almost in an orderly manner in the Hexi Corridor.

The staff department formed by Guo Zhiyun Changshi has also been recognized by all the generals and lieutenants, and even he, the champion general, feels a little bored, loses the momentum at the beginning, and becomes as lazy as the chief officer Dugu Xinci.

"Is it time for so-and-so to beg for bones?" Guo Zhiyun muttered to the same idle and boring Tianxing General, very depressed.

"Didn't you leave at this time with peaches for people to pick? Stay there, when the time comes, get a county king to retire" Dugu Xinci stretched his waist to comfort.

"Return to the king? I haven't thought about it, forget it, I can move my muscles and bones while staying with these recruits," Guo Zhiyun was excited.

"Then find your own trouble? Let's go, go to the hall of China Normal University to drink, and if you are bored, you will go to class and play for the students.

However, in the afternoon of the same day, the saint made another decree to restart the martial arts competition, and the martial arts competition, which had been suspended for a month, was restarted on the 18th, and the twenty seeds of martial arts were about to take the stage.

Twelve knights were selected in the ring competition, such as Wang Zhongsi in the six rates of the prince, Ma Helian Shuiyuan in Anxi Golden Sword, and Ximen Leopard Yue Guhe in the Rainbow Knight. In addition, Qin Zong, the dragon knight of Tianlong Pool, the paladin Aloa of the Nestorian Sect, the purple witch Feng Wuai of the Foot Riding Academy, and the Fang Tian Painting Halberd Yan Ran of the Academy were sixteen people to decide the top eight and enter the top fifty-six.

Thirty-two warriors were decided in the samurai ring competition, plus the seeded player Tiger Zhenren Zhong Licuo, the Heavenly Eagle Sword Wei Han of the Badao Mansion, the sword of the Luoyang Sword Pavilion came to the west to blow the snow coldly, Yang Qiu who changed the sword to a knife, the Mo Dao General Li Siye, the Xiqu Jade Sword Li Qingxia, the academy's Bai Yi Qingye Baiyi, the Nantian swordsman Zhang Tianyou, the Qinglian Sword Immortal Li Bai, the heavenly Bai Yujing, Jin Wuwei's Su Changjie, the martial arts academy's jade-faced Hulou Chunyu, Longmen Xiaomei enchanting Bai Kumei, the ranger song Yanyi, Buddhism King Kong Wushen, A total of 48 people from the Kendo Arena decided 24 places in the finals.

The handsome and extraordinary of Taiping Villa, Wuhou Guo Xiaotang of Wannian County, Dugu Jialuo of Hou Yimei of the Far East, Jian Tianya of the South China Sea, Xiao Mo of Yuxiao Langjun, Fusang Swordsman Xinyou Weimen, Ashina Yunsi of the Turkic Demon and Martial Arts Double Cultivation, Shangguan Feihong of Dafeng Hall, Shangguan Wuliang of Wuliang Mountain in the South of the Yangtze River, and Yelu Shuang of the Far East were all selected.

The warlock group will stand out in the ring competition of the twenty-four plus eight seeds, and the sixteen players will enter the finals, and the eight seeded players are the fire phoenix Nalan Feiya, the Wanshan Elf Witch Spirit Dance, the orchid returns to the sea and listens to the snow, the rain and clouds of the academy turn Situ Yutong, the butterfly dance of the Warlock Academy Pei Chu dance, the Taixue Confucian crown Ru Qingyuan, and the big dream Gu Meng of the Huashi University Hall; The world's first beauty, Meili, Anbei's little fox Chunshuiliu, Annan's little flying eagle Ruan Shaoxiong, the academy's Qingteng goddess Mu Wanqing, and Jiangnan Yangang's picturesque Yang Zijiang all need to compete for places.

And all the goddesses and fairies in the academy except for Mu Wanqing were wiped out, what spring breeze goddess Zheng Sui'er, fire goddess Wang Jiangnan, Xiaoxiang goddess Shui Roubo, Luofeng fairy Feng Lan, lily of the valley fairy Qin Yanling, begonia fairy Fang Xuantang, Xiangxue lady Pu Xiangxue, in addition to the seed contestants, Ji Beiqing was arrested by Lijingmen early, and many beauties fell into the sand.

This is the most criticized thing for the people of Chang'an, they all think that so many beauties stop being suppressed by the Marquis of the Far East, and the name of the president of the Flower Destroying Society of the Tianxing General Dugu Xuexin comes from this.

"Is this all to blame? Is it because they don't fight? Why didn't the wood goddess elves suppress them? Dugu Xinci was very depressed when he heard the ridicule of everyone.

Taishi Gongsun Chuhong, champion general Guo Zhiyun, and Yao Chong, general affairs of China Normal University, gathered in the former residence of China Normal University to discuss the candidates for the finals, which also became a meeting to denounce the Hou of the Far East.

"You dare to say that it has nothing to do with you?" Sun Chuhong said with disdain.

"Well, it was a certain person who spoke, what good can these little ladies with fists and legs do on stage? It's a joke to let them get to the finals," Dugu retorted.

"Okay, who do you think the final eight will be?" Yao Chong stopped his complaints.

"Dragon Knight Qin Zong, a certain Xiaoya, Zhong Licuo of Daomen, Aloya of Jingjiao, Ye Baiyi of the Academy, Wushen of Buddhism, well, let Zhang Tianyou, Li Bai, Shuai Bufan, Sword Tianya, they go and grab it?" Dugu Xinci wanted to name a list.

"These four were all unknown before the game, why didn't you let Yang Qiu Leng blow the snow and them to grab a place? Wouldn't it be justified for Yan Tang to be selected as one of the top ten handsome people? Guo Zhiyun said.

"Far Eastern Hou wants to create an upset? How can he make money if he is not as good as his Xiaoyao Lou Bocai? Yao Chong pointed out sharply.

"Don't you see through it? Yao Shaobao is so straightforward that he will have no friends," Dugu Xinci said with a smile.

"Hey, you're from the Warlock Gang too? Do you want to make it to the finals? Sun Chuhong smiled and said, Dugu Xinci is a supernumerary seed player, this is a favor sent by the three major associations, if the demon wolf Tianxing is still a magician, this martial arts is naturally him, but it was ruined by the magician Hulan Bell, at that time, the reputation of Hou Dugu Xinci in the Far East was still loud, and the three major associations gave him a favor, let him enter the first place as a seed player, all the names of a civil and military double jinshi, naturally just an honor, but then Ji Beiqing was deprived of martial arts qualifications, and there was a place missing, the Mid-Autumn Festival night rebellion, Quan Liangshan's rangers also have a few martial arts participation, their heads have been cut off, and naturally they can't participate in martial arts, Sun Chuhong said this is naturally thinking that this will restart, there is a vacancy, and it is not unreasonable to send him to the finals of Far Eastern Hou.

"What's the matter? Kui Xing Ge arranged for a certain person to enter the finals and enter the quarterfinals? It's too much, but you can't underestimate their funny ability, maybe Song Jing and they will let such an unbeaten waste wood enter the finals, so they will become the laughing stock of the world" Dugu Xinci frowned and smiled bitterly.

"You really can't underestimate their orchestration thoughts, it's not enough to depend on the mood of the saint? The saint has not summoned you recently? Yao Chong was also happy.

As he was talking, Feng Yuanyi, the chief manager of Lijingmen, came.

"The sage summoned the Marquis of Ru Yuandong to the Huaqing Palace in Lishan to play the right," Feng Yuan shouted as soon as he entered the door.

(The second part of Zimo Chang'an is over, please look forward to the third part of the wind from Lishan)

A sail, a paddle, a fishing boat, a fisherman and a fishing hook. A pitch and a smile, a river and a bright moon and a river autumn.

(End of chapter)