Lu Ziluo, the principal of the Imperial University and the general of the forbidden army, was taken out.

After a while, the group came again, and the sound of messy footsteps woke us up from those of us who were already sleeping.

The Jinyi guard, who was no more than a major, pointed to a man and said, "He! ”

That person is the minister of the Ministry of Industry, and he is on the third rank of the official. Obviously, these people know what we are all about, and they're interrogating — or killing — one by one, from the top to the bottom, who knows.

The imperial army untied him and dragged him out, dragging and fighting, completely ignoring his pleadings.

The hall was silent.

I said, "If you can't eat enough of one, you have to eat another!" ”

After a while, the men dragged the Minister of Rites out.

I said to Zhao Yuyang: "Haha, it's your turn next time." What are your last words? ”

His face was gloomy and he said, "What are you laughing at!" After I am you! ”

After a while, those people came and took Zhao Yuyang out.

He walked obediently, his face becoming more and more gloomy as he went, and his eyes were fixed on the front.

After a while, the men took me away.

-

-

I was suffocating to death and said, "I want to pee." ”

One laughed: "Are you standing or squatting?" ”

Another said, "You're all treason and peeing?" ”

After saying that, he kicked me hard.

Me: "Who the is treasonous!" I didn't do anything! ”

A man beat me with a stick: "Liu Xingchao has committed treason." ”

Me: "That's not me!" Besides, it's his mother Li Guozhong who has committed treason! Liu Xingchao didn't do anything! ”

Actually, I still want to say that "the emperor has committed treason", but I can't figure out the definition of "treason...... The country belongs to the emperor, so can the emperor commit treason?

Another punched me in the head: "Shut up! ”

……

Turning left and right, they led me to a row of bungalows in the northeast corner of the Holy Family's Mansion with the words "Family Law Room" written on them.

It's really "the state has the law of the country, and the family has the law of the family", Kong Youli's family also set up a set of these things.

There are more than a dozen "family law rooms" in this row, each of which is small enough to accommodate a door.

From a distance, there are more than a dozen doors lined up.

They led me through one of the doors.

-

-

Inside was a small room, in which two brocade guards sat on two wooden chairs, opposite them an iron chair with shackles on the armrests and shackles on the floor.

The Imperial Army beat and scolded me and put me on a chair, other people's chairs are four sticks and one plank, but my chair is a stick and a plank.

The chair was so uncomfortable to sit on, high in the middle and low on all sides, I was afraid that my ass would be pierced, and sitting on the side seemed to feel like it was falling again.

As they were leaving, they slammed the door shut, and the torches behind the brocade guard flickered, and the flames became even greater.

The flames reflected the figure of the brocade guard on my face, and the whole room was like a ghost, making me feel like I had nothing to hide.

One person shouted: "Dongfang Ju, if you don't confess, I'll kill you!" ”

Another person said, "Hey, why shout like this, isn't it over when we finish the motions?" ”

Ha, very standard interrogation procedure.

I have read the Senate's "Interrogation", on the basis of which the Senate compiled the "Interrogation Textbook" of the Royal Imperial University.

"Interrogation" is really good, and it can interrogate almost all crimes.

But, just as the matter cannot be justified by itself, the first page of Interrogation states: "The premise of this book is that 'this book is not for those who have read it.'" ”

For me, "Interrogationology" is "Anti-Interrogation".

I've seen everything you've seen, and you don't know I've seen everything you've seen, so I can lie to you!

Two interrogators, one in black and one in white, judge a person's truth or falsehood through various "rules" that they don't know what to call so.

For example, moving the eyeball to the right is the truth, and moving the eyeball to the left is a lie. Small actions are mostly lies, and blushing and white faces are also lies.

They also tell true or false news to confuse criminals, making all kinds of threats and promises.

They will also revolve around the criminal and frighten him.

This is just the first step.

The second step is not to eat or drink, to be exposed to bright lights, to harass with high voices, not to be allowed to sleep, to isolate for a long time, and to threaten the lives of parents and friends.

The third step simulates drowning, strangulation, pretending to be executed, and accompanying death.

If this step is not enough, all that remains is to beat it, from the finger skull to the ribs, everything is broken.

If that doesn't work, the last step is to forge a confession, draw a detain, and then execute.

So my goal was clear, I had to get out of the "suspect" from the start, I had to pretend to be an insignificant little person, so that they couldn't even use the first step on me.

-

-

My heart suddenly calmed down, my heart beat at 60 beats per second, and I didn't feel the same thing as usual, if anything, I was more confident and calm than usual.

As I spoke, my eyes looked at the two brocade guards who were less than twenty years old, and my eyes rolled to the right from time to time, but I didn't even move a single hair on my body.

I am as innocent as a virgin!

If I were interrogating me, I would have seen at a glance that I was a criminal, but now there are two idiots in front of me, and I need to make the eye-rolling action obvious.

Here's what I said:

-

-

"I can't swear that I'm loyal to the emperor, because I'm loyal to the emperor myself.

Some people say that I am from the inner court, so to speak, the 50,000 eunuchs in the harem are all from the inner court?

My main position is the harem supervisor, I am with the queen and princess every day, I am so busy to death, how can I have time to do anything else?

I am acquaintances with Queen Li Fangnan and Second Queen Yang Qiurui.

Some people say that I appeared in the imperial court, and that was because I was also the head of the Guangchu Department, that is, the emperor's warehouse director.

I do things for the emperor every day.

The emperor's canopy is broken, who will sew it? I.

The emperor's plate is broken, who will stick it? I.

The emperor wants a reward, who will take the things? I.

The emperor came to Mount Tai to seal the Zen, who will prepare the rituals? Or me.

Some people say that I am from Wenju people, and Wenju people will die.

They said that because Liu Xingchao's inner court guys were all from Wenju people, they deserved to die.

This is a typical logical error!

Liu Xingchao still eats and every day, you also eat and every day, why are you not Liu Xingchao's people?

You're not from Liu Xingchao, are you? Well, neither am I.

Every year, 50,000 people participate, do they all want to take refuge in Liu Xingchao?

There are 500 people every year, and only a few of them have become Liu Xingchao's henchmen, I am an unlucky little eunuch, how can I have that luck.

I came from a hard life and couldn't survive on my own, so I came to the palace to eat.

I had a dream, I once wanted to be a soldier, a servant, and even a brocade guard, but who made my life miserable, so I could only come to the palace.

I didn't expect that not only did I die, but I could even honor my parents!

Ay! ”

-

-

The two brocade guards just wanted to speak, but before they could say a word, I was already crying.

No matter how much they tried to persuade them, the two of them looked at each other and walked out.

With a snap, the door closed again, and I was the only one left in the room.

The torches shone directly at me, and there was a dancing shadow behind me, which looked quite scary.

I leaned sideways, trying to keep my ears as close to the crack in the door as I could, listening to the conversation between the two guys outside.

One man said, "What is this guy crying about?" I cried so much that I panicked. ”

Another said, "Is what he said true?" I don't see any flaws. ”

The first one said, "Well, I didn't swallow saliva, I didn't touch my nose, I didn't shake my feet, my voice didn't get thicker or thinner, my face didn't turn red or white, I didn't make any abnormal movements." The most important thing is that he kept talking and kept turning his eyes to the right. According to the "Interrogation Textbook", turning the eyeball to the right is recalling the truth, and turning the eyeball to the left is making up a false story. Therefore, he must be true. ”

One said, "Ask again?" ”

One said, "Ask the fart! You see that he was scared stupid, and before he could ask, he told the truth and asked something! What do you want him to do with these little roles! ”

One said: "An idiot, a waste, a soft egg, a waste of our time!" ”

I thought, haha, fortunately I know a lot, and this time I saved my life by my cleverness.

One said: "The commander asked Master Lu to find a spy, this is not good, it is too stupid." ”

One said: "And this person is a small character, what use do you want him, it is better to kill it." ”

One said, "That's it!" ”

As soon as I heard it, this is clever and killing! Damn it, I killed myself!

As soon as they came in, I immediately shouted, "Don't kill me!" I'm the harem director! I'm the director of the Department of Extensive Storage! I'm the Deputy Governor of the Ministry of Internal Affairs! The palace can't do without me, and the emperor can't do without me! ”

They said, "Haha, anyway, it wasn't us who killed you, it was you who died on Mount Tai." ”

I exclaimed, "I am the Queen's henchman!" I'm still the new queen's henchman! I have a good relationship with them, and I have to tell them stories every night! They can't sleep without me! If you dare to kill me, the queen will kill your whole family! ”

They continued to laugh: "What did the queen kill us for? You were shot and killed by the forbidden army on Mount Tai! We haven't seen you! ”

I yelled, "I can be a spy!" I'm pretty familiar with those people in the inner court, I can help you! ”

They laughed: "You're too stupid, too stupid, too low in rank to be a spy." ”

I shouted, "Who said I was stupid!" I'm playing dumb! I already knew how you interrogated people, I pretended to be! I kept rolling my eyes to the right, didn't you see, that's a lie! ”

They were furious: "Someone! Come and cut him down! Damn, even Lao Tzu has to lie! ”

A dozen imperial soldiers came and dragged me out.

As soon as I went out, two bloody heads appeared in front of me, one was from the Minister of Rites and the other was from the Minister of Industry!

Damn it! The two third-grade officials died like this!

I shouted:

"Wait a minute, I'm a friend of your Jinyi Guard Commander Lu Chengzhi!

I am still the assistant to the chief of the Jinyiwei Investigation Section, Dongfang Yongyi!

I am worth hundreds of thousands of gold dollars!

Whoever informed them of me, I gave them all the money!

Don't kill me!

Let me go!

No matter who it is, you just need to pass me a word, Dongfang Yongyi, assistant to the chief of the Jinyiwei Investigation Section, Lu Chengzhi, the commander of Jinyiwei, the holy daughter Li Yuyao, and the new queen Yang Qiurui, and I will give him a box of gold yuan!

A box!

It's all 10,000 yuan a piece!

Go ahead! ”