3 Oriental Yongyi
Two five big and three thick imperial soldiers pressed my arms, and I seemed to hear the sound of "clicking" fractures.
With my head down, I was escorted to a corner, where there was a lot of blood, and there were many headless corpses in the pool of blood.
I thought, what does it feel like to have an axe on the neck? Hurt? Or is it cool? Or is it hot? How long will it take for me to die?
Fortunately, it's not Ling Chi. Back then, I had seen Ling Chi in Chang'an County, that formation, hey, people gathered like mountains, the houses were covered with people, the red flag was displayed, the momentum was high, it was cut for three days and three nights, I didn't eat meat for a few days after reading it, and I don't even eat mutton now......
The Sprinkle family is worth it in this life, but it's a pity that I didn't see my father and mother in the end......
Suddenly, the two brocade guards shouted, "Wait a minute, how much money do you have?" ”
My throat was crushed by my jaw, and I said with all my might: "Hundreds of thousands!" etc......"
Jin Yiwei: "How can you have so much money?" ”
The Imperial Army relaxed slightly.
The neck was about to be broken, but luckily it wasn't cut.
Me: "I bought eggs from the Chang'an black market, ten copper yuan per piece, I sold one copper yuan to the Guangchu Division, one silver dollar to the imperial dining room, and one gold yuan to the emperor in the imperial dining room. You say how profitable we are. ”
A brocade guard touched his mustache, which had not yet grown, and said, "Brute! Do evil! You embezzled so much money! But how much do you decide to buy your head? ”
Me: "Just let me go, I'll give it all to you!" I'll earn it later. ”
Him: "You give it to me first." ”
Me: "You let me go first." ”
Him: "Come on, cut off an arm first!" ”
Me: "Don't! Well, I'll give it to you first! ”
He smirked: "What about the money? ”
Me: "Tens of thousands of dollars in cash are in the inner court of Qufu, I still have tens of thousands in the palace, and the royal bank still has hundreds of thousands." ”
He was furious and pulled out the embroidered spring knife: "Damn, what are you fooling me?" The Inner Court has already been raided by us, and your money has already gone into the treasury! Uh, or the prime minister's pocket, or the commander's pocket...... Whoever it is, it's not your money for a long time! ”
I hurriedly shouted: "But Chang'an still has it!" ”
His embroidered spring knife was narrow and slightly curved, and "snapped" against my ear: "You play me like a second fool!" There are 200,000 forbidden troops in Chang'an! And the Praetorian Army, can we fight it? ”
I bent my legs, dodged his blade, and said, "Why don't you owe it first and write an IOU?" ”
He put the embroidered spring knife into the sheath and said, "Damn, make Lao Tzu happy in vain!" Someone came, cut him. ”
I shouted, "Wait! When I finish the last sentence, I want to kill or kill you! ”
The thumbs of the two brocade guards were stuck in the jade belt with their left hands, and their right hands were holding the embroidered spring scabbard, shyly holding their stomachs, which was the standard Jinyi guard's action.
I said, "Trust is not another way of saying a deal. Directly asking us to trust each other is nothing but a tree without roots, water without a source. But if we can trade for the long term, then we will really keep our promise. We can trade little by little from small to large, for example, if you don't kill me first, I'll see what the situation is in the inner court first. Then I'll look at my money at the Royal Bank - my money is kept anonymously, and I'll give you a little more. If you let me go a little more, I'll take more. If we cooperate happily and you let me go, I will give you all the money when I arrive in Chang'an! As the saying goes, 'a transaction is trust, and trust is a transaction'. Everyone understands this truth, right? In the future, everyone will be friends, and the road is easy to walk when there are more friends! You're right? ”
They were all dumbfounded.
I think I've finally convinced them and survived!
They were furious: "Damn! What to say, I don't understand! Kill you, dead eunuch! ”
They grabbed me and beat me up, saying, "Cut it!" ”
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I was escorted into a corner again.
I saw the executioner's axe raised.
Ay!
I raised my head and said, "Eighteen years later, I am a good man again!" ”
It's a pity that there was no applause from the crowd of onlookers.
A voice came: "Stop! ”
Familiar sounds!
He asked, "Oriental Horse?" ”
I shouted, "Dongfang Yongyi! Brothers! Help me, big brother! ”
Dongfang Yongyi is also wearing a flying fish suit, an embroidered spring knife at his waist, and a wingless black gauze hat on his head.
I struggled and said to him, "Your sister Dongfang Mingyue and I are good friends who talk about everything!" Help me! ”
Dongfang Yongyi: "I thought you were dead!" I was, and suddenly someone came to me and said that he would give him a few hundred gold dollars when he found me. ”
Very good! My "Bounty Order" has worked!
Me: "Hurry up and save me!" Save me! ”
The three men introduced each other. I thought Dongfang Yongyi's official rank was so high, but I didn't expect him to be just a major, the same level as those two, and he was also a civilian.
Me: "He can testify that I am a member of the Oriental Family!" I'm super rich! You let me go, and I'll give the money as soon as I get to Chang'an! ”
Dongfang Yongyi's eyes widened, showing a confused expression, and he approached me and said, "You don't have much money." You're from a household, and you have a money. You forgot that my father gave you 10,000 gold dollars after you were lifted. ”
I...... If I hadn't been tied up with twine, I would have beaten him up a long time ago.
I suppressed my anger: "I've been greedy for a lot of money in the palace." I bought eggs from the Chang'an black market, ten copper yuan per piece, I sold one copper dollar to the Guangchu Division, one silver dollar to the imperial dining room, and one gold yuan to the emperor in the imperial dining room. You say how profitable we are. It's just your father's 10,000 dollars, and 10,000 gold dollars is also money, right? ”
Dongfang Yongyi glared and said, "Dongfang Ju, you have disappointed me too much!" My sister keeps saying that you are a good person and a smart person! I didn't expect you to be corrupt! ”
Me: "You know, if I don't embezzle in the court, they'll kill me!" Everyone is corrupt, can I not be corrupt? ”
Dongfang Yongyi: "Do you know what it means to 'get out of the mud without staining'? If you can't make your own determination, don't make excuses! ”
Me: "Okay, young master, I was wrong! I will make up the money when I go back, not only will I make up, but I will also donate money to the nursing home! I'll use the money your dad gave me to buy my life, okay? ”
Dongfang Yongyi nodded: "Okay." ”
He said to two of his colleagues: "I give him assurance. I know this person well, he is a member of our family. If he doesn't give you money, I'll give it! ”
The two brocade guards said to me, "All right! Spare you from dying! You can be our spy and keep an eye on the inner court for us! ”
I stood up straight and said, "Okay! I promise to be a good spy and report any to the Commander! ”
Dongfang Yongyi said to me: "No, how can you be a spy!" ”
Me: "We're in a mess now, I'm abandoning darkness and turning to light!" ”
Him: "No! You are loyal to a person and you must be loyal to the end, how can you betray the inner court! Do you know what 'the grace of knowing' is? ”
I swear that if it weren't for the hemp rope behind him, I would have strangled him immediately!
I lowered my voice and said, "What then, if I don't become a spy, I'm going to die!" ”
Dongfang Yongyi: "Or, I'm discussing with them?" ”
The two men said, "No, if you don't become a spy, you must die!" This is the order of the commander! He also said to kill the useless ones! It's funny enough that we don't kill that idiot, and he still wants to be a spy? ”
Me: "Or am I pretending to be a spy?" To be a double agent? ”
The three of them whispered on the side, discussing what would happen after I was released.
It's easy to have acquaintances, and my life is saved!