The Holy Maiden is here!

Saint!

It's true!

What the court said is not evidence, the plane on the palace is evidence, and the saint herself, the miracle itself, is an impossible possibility - faith.

Everybody says so.

The atmosphere in the Greater Chang'an District has never been so lively as it is today.

The four billion people of the Ming Dynasty are full of hope, they are convinced that the apocalypse is at hand, and that heaven is just around the corner.

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In the Divine Ministry, the saint looked at the world full of hope and jumped up like a little girl.

The thousands of people in the ministry are like a loving family, and I'm very happy.

At this time, a forbidden army came up and interrupted my thoughts: "Boss! Yes...... People gathered in Chang'an County and surrounded the head of the Oiran! ”

I was unhappy and said, "What's the matter with me!" The old lady in the east of the village is looking for me when she eats fritters and has diarrhea? Get lost! ”

The saint turned to me and asked, "Hey, when did you get baptized?" ”

Me: "What do you mean?" ”

She: "Baptism! Submerge your head in the water until you can no longer breathe. ”

Me: "What is this?" A kind of Ace love game? ”

Saint: "What Ace Love?" ”

Me: "It's masochism." ”

The saint became unhappy: "Have you never been baptized?" How did you become the Minister of God? ”

Me: "Oh! Aren't you talking about baptism? The Cult of God is called baptism. Of course! How could I not have been baptized? How can I be the head of the gods if I have not been baptized? That time, when I was ten years old, my ...... The priest baptized me in a puddle in the east of the village. I remember I was in the green water and saw ...... Total solar eclipse in the sky...... Well? I was really baptized! I almost drowned! ”

Goddess: "Ah, the total solar eclipse ten years ago? I was baptized that day, too! ”

I said, reminiscing—of course, I pretended to say, pretending to reminisce—and yet, it seemed so much like it felt like I was going to drown......

Me: "Ah, I'm kind of ...... Can't breathe. ”

The saint nodded with satisfaction: "Normal, I felt this way when I was baptized." I feel that only by surrendering my life to God and passing the test can I enter heaven. ”

Me: "Aren't you God?" ”

She: "I am a saint, not a god." ”

Me: "Are you human?" ”

She: "I am a saint, not a god." ”

Me: "......?"

I don't understand it a bit...... Could it be that in addition to "people" and "gods", there are also ...... "things" such as "holy women"?

Yes! What a headache! Because I can't refer to "man", "god", and "saint" as a collective name...... Conception...... What is a Concept? Significance? Name?

The saint said, "You have asked too much! If you ask too much, you don't believe it! ”

I said, "I believe it!" ”

But what I want to say is, "I believe in your mother! ”

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At this time, someone said to the holy woman: "Holy woman, it's not good! The cultists are besieging the head of the Oiran! It's going to be messy! The Imperial Army is going to fight with them. You go check it out. ”

We went to Chang'an County.

At this time, a large number of imperial troops were being transferred into Chang'an County.

I asked the commander of the imperial army: "Chang'an County is a county of scholars, how did these untouchables get in?" ”

He looked at my Colonel Standard of the Forbidden Army (he was a major general of the Imperial Army), saluted, and said, "They are from Chang'an County." ”

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We arrived at the head of the Oiran in the Qinglou district.

Oh, and the No. 1 hotel in the world is still so glorious – and surrounded by no less than 100,000 people, it looks even more glorious.

I asked a man who kept throwing his fist into the air, "What is this for?" ”

Him: "Sexual desire is one of the seven sins!" People with sexual desires can't go to heaven! ”

Me: "Well, I thought so, too. Why don't I castrate all of you 100,000 people and let you go to heaven? ”

He looked at my golden python robe, at the forbidden army with a submachine gun behind me, and ducked to the side.

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The saint stood at the door of the armored car and said loudly: "Sexual desire is indeed one of the seven sins!" But God will forgive sins! Only by believing in God can one enter heaven; If you believe in God, you will enter heaven! ”

A young man of about twenty-five years old exclaimed, "Sin is the most meaningful." If sin is eliminated and sin is gone, this is the greatest sin of all—arrogance! You know, trying to eliminate sin is the greatest sin? You have only the sins of others in your eyes, and not your own, and this is sin! Feel your heart and think that if you have not sinned, stay here! ”

I thought to myself, "Wow, who's this guy?" Such a powerful logic, people have nothing to say. I like it! ”

The saint looked at this guy with a displeased face.

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At this time, behind the railing on the third floor of the head of the Oiran, the peony appeared!

Wow!

Peony!

Peony!

Peony!

The first time I saw the first beauty more than twenty years ago!

I dare to say that she is still the number one beauty in the past 20 years!

You can take a look at Dongfang Mingyue and Zhao Yishu I wrote, she is more beautiful than the two of them combined!

The bright moon in the east is a kind of intimate beauty, Zhao Yishu is the beauty of the distance, and the peony is the beauty of faith!

Let's put it this way, if I hadn't been a eunuch, I would have snatched her away!

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Peony looked at everyone and said, "What's wrong with us?" Let's go. ”

The whole crowd not only did not leave, but stepped forward. Some have adoring, favorite expressions, and some are even more annoyed – haha, seem to be annoyed.

They pushed and shoved, as if they were going to fight.

At this time, tens of thousands of imperial troops came. There were also hundreds of prolific troops, an armored car in the lead, dozens of trucks behind, all with submachine guns in their hands.

I said out loud, "Okay! You all hear what they say, give you one last chance, get out of here! ”

The crowd was hesitant.

I waved at the Imperial Army.

The Imperial Army pressed forward.

The crowd slowly dispersed.

The saint said happily, "You see, they have all withdrawn, but they still listen to me." ”

I said to myself, "You're. Obviously listen to me. If you don't obey, I'll beat them all to death! ”