11 Chang'an slave incident
We return to the Ministry of God.
As soon as he returned to the Ministry of God, his subordinates said: "Something happened in Chang'an City!" β
Me: "What's the matter?" β
He: "Chang'an slaves make trouble. β
Me: "What Chang'an slave?" β
Him: "Millions of slaves in Chang'an. β
Me: "Holy! There are still millions of slaves in Chang'an? β
Him: "You don't know? β
Me: "I knew there were slaves underground in Chang'an, but I didn't know that there were millions!" I thought hundreds of thousands. β
Him: "Hundreds of thousands are enough, Chang'an is so big." β
When you think about it, it's right, every square meter of Chang'an City, a thousand square kilometers, must be cleaned spotlessly, every tree must be green, every flower must be colorful, everyone must be smiling, and every trace of air must reflect the greatness of the "first good place", which naturally requires millions of slaves!
Me: "So many slaves, all living underground?" How to stay? β
Him: "That's a matter of the folding department. β
The fold department, another hilarious cecum section, is said to be able to "fold" space and time.
Him: "The slaves rebelled, killed the folding department, and ran out. β
Me: "What's the matter with me?" What did you tell me to do? β
He: "The slaves all believe in the Divine Religion, and they make trouble in the name of the Holy Maiden, and the court does not know what to do......"
As soon as I thought about it, oh, I have the impression that a few days ago, someone said that the slaves in Chang'an were miserable, and the saint went to the royal folding department to "preach".
Probably these people have become believers, and with insight, they have to make inches!
Butβthey're pitiful enough!
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I am the head of the Ministry of Divine Affairs, and the Ministry of Divine Affairs is in charge of the Divine Religion, so I am naturally responsible.
With a stroke of my pen, I wrote the decree: "Millions of slaves are all freed, and each of them will be given 10,000 gold yuan, a courtyard, a hundred acres of land, and a hundred beautiful womenβif it is a woman, a hundred beautiful men!" Since then, millions of people have lived happily ever after, each with tens of millions of children and grandchildren.
Of course, this is just my imagination.
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I pulled away from my imagination and said, "As the saying goes, the bell must be tied to the bell, and whoever pulls the will eat it!" Go find the Holy Maiden! β
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The saint and I went to the north of Chang'an City.
Chang'an has hundreds of districts, but in general, it is divided into the Imperial Palace, the south of the city, the north of the city, the west of the city, and the east of the city. The south of the city is the Shi area, the west of the city is the ancestral temple area, the east of the city is the government area, and the north of the city is called the "slave area", and the scientific name is "labor area".
Since they are lower people, they naturally cannot live on the ground and be seen by the superior people, so they all live underground.
I went underground with the Holy Maiden.
Dim lights, choking smells.
Wow! Don't have a cave! Don't look at the big houses on the ground in Beicheng District, but the underground is not small!
At this glance, there are hundreds of thousands, if not a millionβwell, at least a hundred thousand.
Saint: "I am a saint......"
However, no one heard her say, there was a commotion, and the slaves and the imperial army were pushing and shoving......
I took out my pistol, fired, "bang", and it was quiet.
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Saint: "All these things are created by God, and they are God's will!" This world is certain, and heaven is bright, all of this is God's will and must not be disobeyed. The God of mercy loves us, and God Almighty will deliver us from the boundless sea of suffering. β
A 40-year-old, balding middle-aged man said, "We are all free and equal before God!" β
Saint: "Yes. However, some people are more equal and freer. God chose the emperor, and also the nobles, the commoners, and the untouchables. The emperor is the concubine of God, and you are the concubine of God. This is the great Chang'an, the city of emperors. At the beginning, the Son of God came down from the Holy Mountain, and the second city to build a capital ......"
I said happily: "The first to build the capital is Luoyang." Ha ha! I am from Luobei, and I am also from Luoyang! β
Saintess: "It's the Holy Capital!" β
Me: "Why the Holy Capital?" β
Saint: "Don't interrupt! Listen to me! Ah, where did I say? β
Me: "You talked about the great Chang'an. β
Holy Maiden: "Oh, the great Chang'an, the Holy University, the Emperor, the Divine Ministry, the Witch Ministry, ......"
The middle-aged man: "We can't live!" We don't have anything! β
Holy Woman: "Could it be that you can't live in Chang'an without a house, without a household registration, without a school registration, without a man, without a woman, without parents, without children, without rights, without freedom, and without equality?" My disciples, you still have faith, there is an emperor, there is a court, there is chicken soup, there is a ......"
Me: "Da Ming." β
Saintess: "There is Daming! β
People were stunned.
The saint continued: "After my enlightenment, have you also thought differently? In fact, whether you live in Chang'an or the countryside, whether you live on the ground or underground, whether you are a royal family or a slave, as long as you insist on yourself and live every day with your heart, your life can be true, happy, righteous and true. God loves the world, and He will save you. β
The people were even more stunned, even the imperial army was stunned.
If I had a mirror now, I would have seen my stunned expression.
Saint: "I am in the Holy Land, I want what I want, but I also crave tribulations and experiences. Where is there joy without pain? Believe me, I know it! β
Everyone didn't speak, and the scene was very quiet.
Holy Maiden: "This is your own responsibility, not God's, not the court's responsibility. Those who make this matter big are the enemies of the court, the enemies of the emperor, and the enemies of the gods! β
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Hearing the teachings of the Holy Maiden, millions of people all felt God's will, and they said, "As God wills!" As God wills! Since then, they have been willing to live underground, work hard to build the Ming Dynasty into prosperity and prosperity, and spread it for generations!
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Of course, this is only the will of the Holy Maiden.
The actual situation is: 100,000 people rushed forward, and another 100,000 people rushed forward behind, scattering the imperial army!
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The middle-aged man shouted, "You, not a saint!" β
The saint was furious: "Blasphemy! How dare you deny that I am a saint! β
Middle-aged man: "You are by no means a saint!" You're a witch! β
The saint shouted: "Bold! You heretic! β
All the slaves shouted, "Enchantress! Enchantress! β
All forward!
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The Royal Minister of Labour shouted: "Believe it or not that I threw you all into the Royal Prison? β
At this time, the imperial army surrounded the entire northern district, and a large number of forbidden troops also came.
Middle-aged man: "Don't bother you! We know how to do it! β
The middle-aged man took the lead, and everyone jumped into the royal prison in a quiet and orderly manner! - It's the Royal Prison, not the Royal Prison Department.
The Royal Prison is located underground in the Royal Penitentiary Department and is said to be bottomless.
That is, going to the Royal Prison is synonymous with death.
They live on earth.
They pretend to be alive.
Now, they don't want to pretend anymore.
Now, they decided to die.
Because they are convinced that they will go to heaven after death.
Because, when they die, they will go to heaven.
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The chief was terrified, they were afraid that something would happen, and they stopped this crazy act - if he didn't stop it, then millions of people would all jump!
From that day on, the remaining millions of slaves were no longer brutally tortured, had enough food and warm clothing, and continued to work.
As a result, many places in Chang'an City are not clean, and the governor has no good way.
Those people had a mysterious smile on their faces all day long.
It's weird to death!