Chapter 202 Springtime
"Oops, no, that's enough, I can't drink that much at once!" Lu Bu saw that some wine was flowing out of the wine glass, and hurriedly stopped the maid on the left, who knows, this maid stopped, "General, I'm sorry, I was fascinated by your heroism just now!" After that, he hurriedly picked up the wine glass, turned around slightly, poured some on the ground, and when he was putting it on the table, he accidentally touched Lu Bu's arm, "Ah! With a scream, the glass fell onto the table, and the wine from the glass spilled on her chest.
At this moment, the maid's chest was already soaked, and she hurriedly stood up, with a touch of shyness on her face, which was even more charming, "General, I'm sorry, I ......" The maid stood up and hurriedly went out to change her clothes, and when she left, she glanced at Lu Bu with affection. I'll go, what is this girl going to do? What does she want to do, is it to seduce herself?
"Hehe, general, I'm really sorry, I didn't expect her to be so careless, don't worry, I will definitely punish her!" Wang Yun's face was full of apologies, but in Lu Bu's opinion, this old fox seemed to have been deliberately arranged, wanting the little maid to seduce him, alas, good wine and food, and two pretty maids, if he didn't already have such a stunning wife and concubine as Diao Chan and Qingqing, maybe he would really be drunk and messy!
"It doesn't matter, no one will miss a time, don't punish her!" The maid was innocent, she just obeyed Wang Yun's command, and Lu Bu didn't want her to be punished. At this time, Wang Yun nodded with a smile, and when Lu Bu was about to eat the vegetables, when he turned around, he was frightened, Nani, is this a bowl of dishes?
The dishes in the bowl in front of me were almost piled up into a small mountain, "No need, enough, enough to eat, I'm not a pig, I don't have such a big amount of food!" Lu Bu stopped the maid on the right again, didn't this girl really treat him as a pig?" Hehe, the general heard that your divine power is amazing, and your martial arts are the first in the world, so the amount of food must not be small, who knows that you are not like this, no wonder you are so handsome and chic, hehe! The maid had a dexterous mouth, and her eyes showed a look of worship, and when she said the end, her eyes were all shining, and the incense tongue that was exposed during her speech was still hung with incense liquid, which was shining, and it looked as if she wanted to "swallow" Lu Bu in one bite!
In an instant, Diao Chan and Qingqing suddenly appeared in Lu Bu's mind, and he beat a spirit, and then, he took a bowl from the side, poured half of the vegetables in his bowl, and said: "You also eat half of it, I can't eat so much, if I want to eat, I will clip it myself!" As soon as the words fell, the maid was full of embarrassment, and inadvertently glanced at Wang Yun, and after Wang Yun was silent for a moment, she nodded gently, and the maid had to hold her bowl, eating little by little, and looked at Lu Bu again, with a depressed face.
At this time, Wang Yun looked at Lu Bu, who was smiling and eating, as if nothing had happened, and his face was slightly gloomy. After a while, Wang Yun got up and said with a smile: "General, you eat first, I'll go and make it convenient!" As soon as the words fell, Lu Bu's mouth was already full, and he couldn't speak at all, just nodded vigorously.
Outside the hall, Wang Yun, whose face was full of dark clouds, stood on the side, and in front of him was the old housekeeper standing in the house, whose face was not necessarily much better than him!
"My lord, this guy doesn't get oil and salt, what should we do?" The housekeeper's face was full of sorrow, "Hehe, I, Wang Yun, am a person who has gone through strong winds and waves, I have never seen any kind of difficult characters, even Dong Zhuo's dog thief has been leveled by me, not to mention a mere Lu Bu!" After that, a fine light suddenly flashed in Wang Yun's eyes, and he seemed to have an idea in his heart!
"For a person like him, there should be no shortage of money, it should be the two maids just now, and they can't get into his eyes!"
"My lord, what do you mean......" the old butler suddenly understood when he heard this, "but she is yours after all...... I'm afraid that's not a big deal! The old housekeeper seemed to think of something, and asked suspiciously, but after Wang Yun heard it, he shook his head lightly and said: "As long as you can achieve great things, all the sacrifices are worth it, not to mention, it's not a kiss, I left her here in the first place, just so that I can use her one day!" If I hadn't come forward, she would have become a military prostitute by now, and it would have been time for her to repay her kindness! ”
As soon as the words fell, Wang Yun had already made up his mind, and after whispering in the old butler's ear for a while, he returned directly to the hall, "Oh, I'm really sorry, I made the general wait for a long time!" Wang Yun clenched his fists and said apologetically. At this time, Lu Bu hurriedly waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's okay, it doesn't exist!" After that, Wang Yun casually glanced at the table, and in the next second, his eyes were about to pop out, I'll go, is Lu Bu the reincarnation of the pig-headed monster? The table is full of dishes, and half of the time I went out just now is gone, and I still say that I don't have a lot of food......
And Lu Bu ate the last chopsticks dish, then stopped, he is now almost unable to walk, in fact, his amount of food is really not large, but when he sees so many delicacies from the mountains and seas, he can't help but be like this for a while, because after today, I don't know when I can eat so many delicacies, it's not that he can't afford to eat, but he doesn't have time......
At this time, the maid who was wet in clothes walked to Lu Bu's side with lotus steps, Lu Bu turned his head and saw that the maid had changed her clothes, wearing a long skirt, and when he saw it, both eyes shone at the same time, the maid's long skirt was pink, with some transparency, it seems that the clothes are too thin, and even the white underwear inside can be seen, I will go, if you don't wear anything inside, you can get rid of the "live broadcast scene!" ”
"Gollum"! Lu Bu couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, since he came to Chang'an, it was the first time he had seen someone wearing this kind of clothes, because ancient women were very conservative, not to mention see-through clothes, and even shorts were estimated to not be able to wear, oh, forgot, there are no miniskirts in this era! At this moment, Lu Bu had already decided that she had sprinkled the wine on her body just now, which was definitely deliberate, and then changed into this outfit and came over to tempt herself.
"The garden is full of spring, and it can't be closed!" Lu Bu looked at the maid in front of him, and couldn't help but chant such a sentence, hearing the maid's smile like a flower, the people around him were stunned, one by one, they looked like a pig brother!
"Good poetry!" Wang Yun took the lead in applauding, and then everyone in the hall praised non-stop, "General, I really didn't expect that you are not only the best in the world in martial arts, but also brilliant in literature, admire!" Wang Yun gave a thumbs up, with a look of admiration, this sentence was his sincere words, because Lu Bu at this time had already exceeded his expectations, and he was indeed Dong Zhuo's most important person, so it can be seen that it is really necessary to use secret weapons......
"Hehe, it's over, let everyone laugh!" Lu Bu waved his hand and said without modesty, that's right, this poem is indeed not made by him, and what Wen Cai said is also the author, not him, but Wang Yun He didn't know, so Lu Bu had to accept it happily, and then, he turned his head again and said to the star-filled maid: "Girl, are you cold?" ”
"Huh?" The pretty girl's eyes widened, and she was puzzled, "Hehe, I think you're wearing too little, hurry up and change your clothes!" Saying a word, Lu Bu seemed to have exhausted all his strength, facing a woman who was almost half-naked, and asked her to get dressed, this is undoubtedly the biggest test for a man, in the face of this situation, there are really few people who can sit still like Lu Bu!
"The general told you to go, and you went to change your clothes!" Wang Yun saw that the dumb maid was still sitting, and couldn't help but speak. As soon as the maid heard the master's words, she had to get up and leave, and the kind of eyes when she left obviously doubted whether Lu Bu could be humane, so that Lu Bu even had the heart to die, and she couldn't wait to find an old tree with a crooked neck and hang herself!
I'm definitely a normal man, I don't have any problems, I have the ability, let's find a place where no one is there to practice! However, Lu Bu could only say this in his heart, he was depressed, drank three glasses of wine in succession, and didn't say a word, but this performance fell in Wang Yun's eyes, but it changed the taste, just now Lu Bu saw the maid's expression after changing her clothes, and it was very clear, as for letting her change her clothes later, she should not look down on her kind of rouge and vulgar powder!
"General, you are really magnanimous, and you even care so much about a maid, it's really like Meng Weijun is alive!" Praise the dead people don't pay for their lives, Wang Yun wants to envelop Lu Bu anyway, and dare to say anything, Lu Bu listened, and didn't say anything on the surface, but in fact, he was aggravating his grievances in his heart, numb, how could he directly tempt himself in front of so many people? If you really want to, you should change places......
This is just thinking about it, with Lu Bu's character, it is impossible to do this kind of thing, especially these are arranged by Wang Yun, an old fox, once he enters his trap, it is not so easy to get out!
At this time, Wang Yun put down the wine glass, his face was straight, and he suddenly said: "General, in the first battle of Bishui Pass, you are famous all over the world, it can be said that women and children know it!" Don't you want to think about the road ahead? ”
"The way forward?" Lu Bu said blankly at first sight, this sentence made him dizzy.
"Hehe, although all the princes have dominated one side, but the general trend of the world has always been a combination of divisions, divisions and combinations, I believe that it will not be long before the world will be unified, when that time comes, where should you go?" Wang Yun lightly tapped the table with his fingers, and a fine light flashed in his eyes.
"My lord is too worried, I am just a martial artist at best, even if the world is unified, it is also the world of the Han family, I am just a pawn of the emperor!"