Chapter 201 and then go to the Situ Mansion
"Can you tell me, what kind of hypnotist is that hypnotist?" I'll go, this little girl is really more real, oops, I just looked at the little girl very cute, and a little pitiful, but now Lu Bu is a little scared of her, really torturing the dead!
After a while, Lu Bu saw that she was the same as 100,000 whys, cold sweat broke out on her forehead, and then look at the little girl's expression, an innocent appearance, it seems that people really have a strong desire for knowledge, after Lu Bu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, just when he wanted to get rid of it for the reason of sleeping, the little maid suddenly "ah", her eyes were like copper bells, and said: "General, I remembered one thing, in the past two days, Lord Situ has come to our house several times, saying that he wants to invite you to his house as a guest, and he wants to invite you to a banquet!" ”
As soon as the words fell, Lu Bu couldn't help but chuckle in his heart, Lord Situ? Oh, by the way, Wang Situ Wang Yun, what did he do when he invited him to dinner, it couldn't be some conspiracy arranged, right? When he thought of this, Lu Bu paused and said softly: "It's okay, I know it the same now, by the way, did he say when I should go?" ”
"Well, when Lord Situ came to the mansion, he also knew that you were in retreat, so he said that as long as you were out of the customs, he would go to his mansion and say that you are welcome at any time!" The little maid scratched her head and said.
Wang Yun invited himself, then he had to go, because Diao Chan was still in his house, and he suddenly wanted to feast himself, he must have held back his bad stomach again, and wanted to conspire against himself, damn it, he was really upset, if other people were looking for him, he would have been kicked out a long time ago, but Wang Yun is different from others, this old man will let him die a miserable death sooner or later, and he dares to dedicate his woman to Dong Zhuo, an old rascal, hum......
"Okay, I'll go to Wang Yun now and see what the hell is going on with him!" Lu Bu had already stood up as he spoke, "General, I'll go fetch water immediately, you wash up first," while speaking, the little maid was about to clean up her things, and Lu Bu hurriedly grabbed her, "Oh, don't be so troublesome, I'll do this now." For the little maid, Lu Bu was afraid, and he didn't dare to let her move, otherwise it would be a lot of trouble, and the little maid didn't say a word, she looked at him prettyly, and after a while, her immature little face was flushed, just like a monkey's buttocks, and even her ears became hot.
"General...... You ......" The little maid lowered her head, and her voice was like a mosquito ant. At this time, Lu Bu felt very puzzled in his heart, what happened to her, why did she suddenly blush, when he looked down, it turned out that he was holding someone's hand, and he didn't let go, so he hurriedly let go and took a few steps back!
I'm going, it's embarrassing!
"Well, you go find a cloth bag first, I'll put the rice in it, and when I go out, I'll throw it away by the way!" Lu Bu opened the topic and said, and when the little maid heard it, like a deer, she flew out in an instant, "Alas, it seems that the little maid is this kind of trouble, if it is a modern nanny, how can she be so shy?" But then again, the little maid also has the benefits of a little maid, making herself look like an uncle! Lu Bu touched his chin and said to himself.
After Lu Bu put the Fang Tian painting halberd away, the little maid walked in with a cloth bag, stood next to the table, and didn't move, at this time, Lu Bu shook his head gently, walked over and took the bag, poured all the rice into it, and was about to go out, the little maid suddenly lowered her head and said, "General, can't you come back tonight?" I'm ready for supper early! ”
"Besides, don't be so troublesome, if I'm late, you can sleep by yourself!" Dropping these words, Lu Bu left the room, and after he left for a long time, the little maid's eyes flashed with a grim look, looking at the direction of Lu Bu's departure, and muttered: "Hmph! It's so treacherous, you won't even be tricked like this? Well, there will be more opportunities in the future, I will see how long you can live! ”
Lu Bu, who was walking in the courtyard, looked at the grass and trees in the Prime Minister's Mansion and the pedestrians who kept passing by, and he was very emotional. This time, if you are not careful, it is very likely that you will never come back, and I can't help but sigh.
Alas, it's really unpredictable, but whenever someone passes by, they look at him with a strange and adoring look, just like those Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in the temple, I really don't understand them, isn't it just a little trick made by internal strength, they look like this, if he really exerts his two or three layers of skills, they won't be scared to faint on the spot!
After a while, Lu Bu left the mansion, and before he could take a few steps, a carriage from Dong Zhuo's mansion immediately stopped in front of him, and the horseman said, "General, where are you going?" ”
"Situ Wang Yun's mansion!" Lu Bu is not hypocritical, anyway, he is working under Dong Zhuo, and he doesn't even enjoy this treatment, what else is he a general! Although the speed of the carriage is not as fast as that of modern cars, it is also extremely fast, and in less than half an hour, the carriage arrived at Wang Yun's house.
It seems that Wang Yun had long expected that Lu Bu would come, as soon as the subordinates at the door saw Lu Bu, they hurriedly took him in respectfully, but the carriage was still at the door, as the groom in Dong Zhuo's mansion, these are the jobs he should do, even if he is asked to wait until tomorrow morning, he has to wait!
"Hah! Ha! Ha! General Lu, I've been waiting for you so hard! As soon as Wang Yun saw Lu Bu enter the hall, he hurriedly ran to Lu Bu and said with a smile on his face, "Hehe, Lord Wang is too modest, I'm just a general under the prime minister, no need to be like this!" Lu Bu waved his hand and said with a smile, this old fox, every time he speaks like this, it means that some conspiracy is waiting for him.
"Come on! Let's sit down first, I'll have someone prepare a good banquet for you, and we'll talk while we eat!" Wang Yun sat down with Lu Bu, "No need, don't let the people in the house be too tired, if you have anything to do with me, you're welcome, if you can help, I will definitely help!" Lu Bu waved his hand and shook his head.
"Oh, why are you so outward? I spent so much money to support them, but it wasn't for them to eat, it's okay, what can I do, come! Come! Come! If you don't eat this meal, you're looking down on me! When Wang Yun said at the end, he deliberately pretended to frown, looking very angry, Lu Bu saw it, and secretly said that this guy is an old fox, and he has said it to this point, if he refuses again, it will be really not good!
Besides, Diao Chan is still in his mansion now, nominally his father-in-law, even if he lets Lan Xin and Ran Ying accompany her to protect him, it won't work, after all, this is Wang Yun's home field, and he can't give him too much face, alas, he obviously wants to kill this guy, but on the surface, he has to pretend to be very willing, it's really tiring to live!
"General Lu, I have been to the Prime Minister's Mansion many times ago to find you, and I have always wanted to invite you to the Mansion as a guest, but every time I go, the people in the Prime Minister's Mansion say that you are in retreat, and the Prime Minister said the same to me!" Wang Yun sighed, and said regretfully, it seems that he can't invite Lu Bu to dinner, what a pity, this guy is too hypocritical, I remember the last time I brought Lan Xin and Ran Ying here, he was aggressive, and it wasn't until he defeated the two masters under him that he relented!
And this time, he also believes that it has a lot to do with Wang Yun's last incident, if he is really just an empty general, will he still treat himself so hospitable? Just kidding, hum, I don't know what he wants to do tonight, it's really hard to guess, forget it, the soldiers will block, the water will cover up, just see what tricks this guy can play!
"Hehe, a few days ago, I felt that my own martial arts had reached a bottleneck and needed a retreat to break through, but fortunately, after such a long time, I finally broke through this difficulty!" Lu Bu pretended to be mysterious, said things very generally, and exaggerated himself, which was specifically designed to make him unable to guess and make this old guy in a fog!
Sure enough, after Wang Yun heard this, he looked dazed, and he didn't know what to say, just casually said a few words of flattery. After a while, the people in the palace had come to the hall and set out the oversized round table, followed by maids one by one, holding all kinds of dishes with their hands, delicacies from the mountains and seas, flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the sea, everything!
At this time, Lu Bu was really dazzled, since he crossed over to the Three Kingdoms, he had never eaten such a grand banquet, even in Dong Zhuo's Prime Minister's Mansion, there was no such luxury as Wang Yun, just a Situ, it was so extravagant, if he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he couldn't believe his eyes!
You know, in terms of Wang Yun's normal Yulu, it is absolutely impossible to afford such a luxurious banquet, alas, I think that the Han Dynasty has indeed reached its heyday since Gaozu created the hegemony for a period of time, but now, even a Situ is so rich, presumably, even if it is Emperor Han Xian, he may not be able to eat like this every day, the corruption and decline of the Han Dynasty is not only related to the emperor, but also to these ministers under him, it is also very related!
"Hehe, General Lu, come and see these dishes, I specially asked my subordinates to make some simple dishes, don't mind! Although it is not as good as the Prime Minister's Mansion, it is still okay! The corners of Wang Yun's mouth rose slightly, with a hint of pride in his eyes, hum, I have put so many expensive dishes, delicacies from the mountains and seas, which one is not top-notch! I don't believe it, I've done so much, and you Lu Bu still don't take the bait?
"Oh, Lord Wang, you are so modest, I, Lu Bu, have never seen such a ...... since I was a child Good dish! I'm telling you the truth, I'm not kidding you! Lu Bu's words came from the heart, absolutely without the slightest disguise, looking at the dishes on the table, he said from the heart.
And after Wang Yun heard this, he smiled and nodded, and the wrinkles on his face were about to fall, if you want to get things done with the other party, you first have to see if people are willing to eat your meal. As long as you eat, the rest of the things will be much easier!
Alas, I really haven't produced so many delicacies from the mountains and seas, even if I haven't even seen it, even if it is in Dong Zhuo's mansion, I have never seen it, although the banquet in Dong Zhuo's mansion is already okay, but compared with these in front of me, there is still a little gap.