Ha ha.

What a pride.

Not only am I a highest-ranking imperial official, but I also belong to the preparatory core, which is completely different from those who have been mixed for decades to get to the same level as me. They have no future, but I have a great future.

I'm strolling around Chang'an.

I am the master of Chang'an!

Master!

Master!

There are four kinds of people in Chang'an. First, the free-walking courtiers. Second, approve the walking warriors. Third, civilians who cannot walk. Fourth, untouchable untouchables.

I am the highest of people!

Ha ha!

In the past, when I was in the village, I heard others say that they had been to the county seat and Luoyang, and I was terrible. I bragged at the time: I was going to Chang'an, and when I arrived in Chang'an, I would roll on the streets, rolling as much as I wanted, rolling horizontally for a while, and rolling vertically for a while......

Thinking about it, I want to roll in the streets.

But it's a shame......

So, I kept crossing the street on the street.

Xiao Lizi said, "What are you doing?" ”

I said, "Exercise." ”

Xiao Lizi: "Adults are from the palace, don't walk by yourself, don't drive by yourself." ”

Me: "I don't care about other people. ”

Xiao Lizi: "Adults are the face of the court." ”

Me: "I don't care about the court. ”

Little Lizi: "......"

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I took the time to go to the Dongfang Mansion in Chang'an.

I actually saw the bright moon in the east!

She was so happy that she came up and told me, "Oriental foal! I'm getting married! Ten Princes! I'm the princess! ”

The tenth prince, Zhu Hongsi, is the emperor's favorite prince (well, except for the pair of dragon and phoenix fetuses born to the empress), the third and last son of the former empress before her death, and the younger brother of the crown prince and the crown prince. The emperor liked him too much, so he let him live in the palace - according to the "Ming Dynasty Imperial Palace Law", only the crown prince and the crown prince can live in the palace. The crown prince is the future emperor, the crown prince is the future prince, and the ten princes are nothing in the future.

I said, "You...... Be...... Fifth room. ”

Dongfang Mingyue: "Do you know what love is?" What does this have to do with how many rooms there are? Only we have love. ”

I said, "Have you ever thought about it, and the first four rooms have thought the same way?" ”

Her: "You're so nasty! ”

I don't understand why she is happy, she wants to enter the palace and be a concubine, she should be sad. But I thought, she can't resist anyway, and it's right to look at the point - maybe, they really have love?!

She patted me on the shoulder and said to me, "I will take care of you in the future, whoever bullies you and tells me, who makes you my little brother!" ”

So I told her what I knew about the palace, and told her with great jealousy, and she turned pale with fright.

I patted her on the shoulder and said, "I will take care of you in the future, whoever bullied you told me, who made you my little sister!" ”

She: "Haha, in the future, I will move out of the palace sooner or later, and you will be a eunuch in the palace for the rest of your life!" ”

I said solemnly: "I am an official of the imperial court, a student of the Royal University!" You high school graduate knows a fart! ”

She: "Haha, the emperor is more wasteful than the emperor, you are embarrassed to mention it!" ”

Me: "That's the Imperial University Prince's Branch, and we are the Imperial University Inner Court Branch, which is different!" ”

Her: "What's the difference between you and that kind of thing?" ”

Me: "You're so annoying, I won't play with you anymore." ”

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I continued to wander around Chang'an City.

Chang'an City is very interesting, all the buildings are the imperial court departments, including the Supervision Department, the Scholar Department, the Civilian Department, the Untouchable Department, the Migration Department, the Cricket Department, and the Grasshopper Department...... A thousand ministries are omitted below......

Do you think that's all there is to the imperial court? You're so naïve! I'm just talking about "headquarters"!

For example, the Ministry of Supervision is not a single department, but a headquarters with countless branches: the First Supervision Department, the Second Supervision Department...... Increasing at a rate of a few numbers for an emperor.

For a long time, for a long time, for a long time, for a long time, for a long time...... (maybe tens of thousands of years, millions of years, hundreds of millions of years ago) the emperor thought about the world and set up a supervision department; In order to better think about the world and supervise the Supervision Department, he set up the Second Supervision Department; In order to better think about the world and supervise the second inspection department, he set up the third inspection department; In order to better think about the world and supervise the third inspection department, he set up the fourth inspection department...... It is said that the final inspectorate has been lined up to tens of thousands......

A wise emperor saw at a glance the hypocrisy and incompetence of the Inspectorate, so he wisely initiated a reform, putting the Inspectorate into the cold palace and using a new organization to better serve the people - the Inspectorate. In order to better think about the world and supervise the inspection department, he set up the second inspection department; In order to better think about the world and supervise the second inspection department, he set up the third inspection department; In order to better think about the world and supervise the third inspection department, he set up the fourth inspection department...... It is said that the final inspection department has been lined up to tens of thousands......

A wise emperor saw at a glance the hypocrisy and incompetence of the Inspectorate, so he wisely initiated a radical reform, putting the Inspectorate into the cold palace and using a new organization to better serve the people - the People's Inspectorate. In order to better think about the world and supervise the people's inspection department, he set up the second people's inspection department; In order to better think about the world and supervise the second people's inspection department, he set up the third people's inspection department; In order to better think about the world and supervise the Third People's Inspection Department, he set up the Fourth People's Inspection Department...... It is said that the last people's inspection department has been lined up to tens of thousands......

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All in all, countless years have passed, and the current imperial court has been formed.

The court is like a behemoth, mixed with endless stumps, unchangeable, uncontrollable, omniscient, all-powerful, initial and final.

I'll be it, or, its food.