I squirmed and dodged towards the royal guard on the eleventh floor, as if I was at the end of my fate.

Something suddenly comes to mind.

Dad was drunk and always scolded me.

I think that the drunk dad and the not-drunk dad must be two people, and not one person. Although they are the same body, two moments of the same body, they are certainly not one person! — or two personalities of a person.

I think that the world of being scolded and the world of not being scolded must be two different worlds. They have a temporal continuity with each other, but they are not connected in any meaningful way; As soon as you open your eyes, oh, the world; You close your eyes and open them again, oh, another world.

I thought, what is the time? What is the future? What is memory? What is fate?

……

-

-

Arrived at the Royal Guard.

There are a lot of people at the door, all of them are newcomers, and a few of them have a good relationship with me.

How?!

After a while, someone shouted: "Dongfang Ju, go in!" ”

I went in.

Very large room, luxurious and serious.

The head of the Royal Security Department looked at me, then at a piece of paper on the table, and said: "Dongfang Ju, ancestral home in Luobei, Central Plains, unknown three generations ago, entered the Dongfang family in Liangzhou, ranked sixteenth in the literary examination, and was an assistant to the Guangchu Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. ”

He touched my knife and said, "What are you bringing a knife for?" ”

Me: "My father passed it on to me, I don't know where to put it, so I took it to the palace." ”

He flipped through my book and said, "Where did you get this book?" ”

Me: "I found it in the garbage dump in our county...... I want to look at them critically......"

The director shouted, "Oriental foal! Do you know what is wrong? ”

How do I answer?!

If I had said that I had been wrong, would he have killed me on the charge of "confessing"? I can disadmit it - but what's the use? The court kills people, do you know if you admit it or not?!

Me: "It's just a knife......"

Commissioner: "It's not a matter of the knife, it's that you don't report it." ”

Me: "I was wrong. I should have told my lord about this. ”

The director nodded: "Everyone will make a small mistake, just know the mistake and change it." ”

Yes?! Is it a mistake to bring a knife into the palace?

I hurriedly said, "Please rest assured, I will always remember!" ”

Commissioner: "Hide the knife so that no one can see it." I'm going to report next time I bring it into the palace, understand? It's a matter of attitude. ”

Me: "Got it......"

Director: "These broken books, the Royal Library is everywhere, and you still need to bring them?" Next time, I will go directly to the library to see it, do you know? ”

Me: "Got it......"

Commissioner: "Take it." Next! ”

I was a little overwhelmed, but I stepped forward and took my dagger and book away.

After going out, as I cautiously closed the door, I heard the Commissioner ask the next person, "Why did you bring poison into the palace?" ”

……

-

-

I immediately went to the royal household on the eighteenth floor to look for Dongfang Yi.

Dongfang Yi is the deputy head of the Statistics Section of the Ministry of Households.

I hesitated for a moment and told him about it.

Dongfang Yi: "The palace is full of contraband, what if you find it?" I still have a pistol in my drawer, who cares? The security of the palace is not in these, but around the emperor, there are only a dozen layers of strictness. More than 100,000 people in the palace, check the fart! If you want to check 100,000 people, you need at least 1 million people to check! You're going to find out a million people, and you're going to need 10 million people! Let me tell you that the emperor has his own imperial army, which is one level higher than the forbidden army and the forbidden army, and it is very safe. ”

Me: "Oh. I get it. ”

Him: "You really understand?!" They're just getting you by the wrong hand. Sooner or later, you have to grasp the handle, you have to catch it early and don't catch it late, that's all. ”

Me: "Are they going to harm me?" ”

Him: "If they want to harm you in the future, they will harm you." However, what are you doing with a new little role? ”

Me: "I want to ask...... who are 'they'?" ”

Dongfang Yi scratched his head: "I don't know, who knows who 'they' are......"

Me: "Oh. ”

Dongfang Yi: "Also, don't tell anyone about this. We are a family, I will not harm you, and if I don't prove it, others will harm you. ”

I nodded.

-

-

Although the "allocation of official positions" has been completed, the "allocation of school admissions" has not yet been completed.

"Enrollment allocation" is much more important than "official job allocation".

The official position is more casual, and it can be adjusted anyway, and it will be slowly adjusted in the next few years; But the status of the Imperial University is a one-time thing, and this year's admission qualification means the core qualification of the Inner Court in three years - this is called "fresh graduates".

As is customary, the top 20 students go to Royal Roads University – but this year is special! Even the head of the examination department was ousted because of this!

Royal Roads University President Zhou Guangqi and Vice President Lu Ziluo quarreled.

Zhou Guangqi: "Re-exam!" This exam was polluted by the Outer Dynasty! ”

This man is in his forties, has a big belly, and is so fat that he has no neck.

Lu Ziluo: "It's the same! It's hard, it's easy! To pollute are polluted! These are not important, what is important is that we nurture them. ”

Lu Ziluo was in his thirties, tall and thin, with a "shoehorn face" - but this person's nickname was "big donkey face", so others secretly said that he "had a donkey face" - ah, wrong, it should be that he had a donkey face, so others called him "big donkey face" - but I still tend to call him "shoehorn face", because "shoehorn face" is an asymmetrical "big donkey face", and his face is indeed asymmetrical......

Zhou Guangqi: "This question is too weird! It's so hard! Never seen since ancient times! ”

Lu Ziluo: "What does it matter? Marking the papers is what we read, and we are not outsiders. ”

Zhou Guangqi: "A lot of people are writing blindly! ”

Lu Ziluo: "You don't care if they write nonsense or not, we admit those who don't write nonsense!" Your logic is so strange! ”

Zhou Guangqi: "Their thoughts are not right! ”

Lu Ziluo: "Your logic is so strange! Their thinking is not right, why don't we admit them? Even if they're right, how do you know they're not lying to us? ”

Zhou Guangqi: "Our inner court must unify our thinking!" ”

Lu Ziluo: "I agree that the inner court must agree with thought. The question is, who will unify? ”

Zhou Guangqi: "Nonsense! Of course it's me! ”

Lu Ziluo looked at him, as if he was thinking about something.

-

-

Li Feiyu on the side raised his middle finger at Zhou Guangqi!

Zhou Guangqi, president of Royal Roads University (hereinafter referred to as Imperial University), was so angry that his neck was red: "Li Feiyu! What are you doing here! Get lost! ”

Li Feiyu: "Over the years, the emperor has been out of waste, can you give me a few talents to graduate?" Even the planes that come out of the aircraft can't be repaired, the tanks can't even be repaired, and the warships can't even be repaired, let alone built! What do you want? What's the use of wanting the emperor? Do you think that the Inner Court branch and the prince's branch are the same as each other?! ”

Zhou Guangqi: "Then what do you say?" ”

Li Feiyu: "What the hell do I want you to do if I want to know what to do?!" ”

Zhou Guangqi: "You don't know what to do, what kind of mess are you doing here?" ”

Li Feiyu pointed at Lu Ziluo: "He knows." ”

Zhou Guangqi: "He knows a fart!" What does he know? ”

Li Feiyu said: "He knows what he doesn't understand. By virtue of that, he is better than you! You don't know how to pretend to understand! ”

Zhou Guangqi's neck was even redder: "You ......"

He looked at the circle of forbidden troops behind Li Feiyu and stopped talking.

Li Feiyu said: "The results are invalid!" I select from new! ”

Zhou Guangqi looked at Li Feiyu: "What are you doing!" That's what I mean! I'm just saying to retake the exam! ”

Li Feiyu touched his head and asked Lu Ziluo: "Didn't you say you wanted to retake the exam?" ”

Lu Ziluo: "Later, I thought about it and felt that it was actually the same, as long as it was ......"

Li Feiyu said impatiently: "You always change back and forth, I can't keep up with the rhythm!" ”

He said to Zhou Guangqi: "According to the current results, you are not allowed to retake the exam!" ”

Zhou Guangqi: "Nonsense! I'm going to tell the Steward about this! ”

Li Feiyu: "Ha, find the manager for this little thing, you see if he scolds you." ”

Zhou Guangqi stopped talking.

At this time, Liu Xingchao, the deputy head of the inner court and the supervisor of the forbidden army, came.

Liu Xingchao: "The admission list was not selected? Have you had enough of arguing? Scoring noisy! Allocation noisy! It's noisy now, too! ”

Li Feiyu said: "It's out, according to the convention." ”

Zhou Guangqi opened his mouth and didn't speak.

So it was decided.

-

-

Ha ha!

Convention!

In the evening, Xiao Lizi didn't knock on the door, and went straight to the door: "Congratulations, sir!" Admission book! He had a gleaming golden admission book in his hand.

Ha ha!

A stepping stone to the core of the inner court!

The next day, even my boss congratulated me, and he didn't dare to call me Xiao Dongzi anymore, only called me "Dongfang Ju"! Because, as soon as I graduate in three years, he will become my subordinate!