75. A thief sneaks in
75. There are "thieves" sneaking in
In the middle of the night, everything is silent.
Xiyu Dumin is a good kung fu who walks on the snow without a trace, and when he enters the Prime Minister's Mansion, he is still in a no-man's land.
There are three purposes for this Tianye, one is to survey the geography of Tianye's mountains and rivers and the layout of customs and defense; the second is to contact the prime minister of the current dynasty and explore his attitude; The third is to conclude a marriage, whitewash the peace, and temporarily delay the army.
Since I was born in the sky, I should build an earth-shattering career: the world will be chaotic, the deer are about to be chased, the mountains and rivers are picturesque, who else should I be!
Xiyou lowered his body and stood on the top of the high five-ridged and heavy eaves of the palace, overlooking the entire prime minister's mansion.
The night fog and hazy moonlight in early spring made the green trees in the Xiangfu lose their original color and become the dark shadow of the forest, only a fragrant forest in the east, red as blood, a gust of wind passed, like an undulating blood wave. The growth of the forest is long and narrow, like a swimming dragon, and the wisps of mist are swirling in the meantime, if it is a majestic scene of a swimming dragon out of the clouds during the day, but at night, there is a strange and gloomy feeling. Seeing this scene, Xiyou Dumin sneered silently, avoided a team of guards patrolling the night, and unconsciously flew towards the "swimming dragon".
It turned out to be a forest of flowers, the flowers were as large as a teacup, and the petals were stacked hemispherically. They are extremely easy to fall and scatter, and the thick petals on the ground are like crumpled red velvet carpets, soft and silent to step on, but there is no need to walk lightly.
A "click" sound sounded suddenly, just in front of him, Xiyou was startled, hurriedly dodged behind the tree, and carefully stretched out his head to see, but it was a woman in red sitting under the tree, biting the fruit and eating it.
The woman was dressed quite beautifully, and her thin red silk skirt was spread on the ground, almost blending in with the Fangfei all over the ground, but the sitting posture was very indecent, with crossed legs and bare feet, and the two white feet were covered with wet mud and swayed. I saw that she had a fruit in her hand, and there were several piles in her arms, one on the left and one on the right, the crisp ones were probably not ripe, and the sour eyes were squinting, and the clicking sound was the sound of him biting the fruit.
Xiyou put his mind at ease and was about to leave quietly, but he saw the woman jump up suddenly, snort twice, throw the fruit in her hand far away, and then raised her face to look at the top of the tree.
The moonlight shone on her face through the branches, and Siyu realized that she was also quite beautiful: her eyebrows were raised, her red lips were sexy, and there was a small red spot on each cheek, which looked very charming.
He is a man of different races, I don't know that this is imitation Tang makeup, called "face", and I thought that he was born with two symmetrical rouge moles, and he was very curious for a while, so he put his eyes on the woman's face, who knew that the more he looked at it, the more beautiful he felt. The women of the Central Plains are dignified and feminine, but this one is heroic and smart, charming and cute, especially those eyes, big and spiritual, when staring at the treetops and fruits, they are full of brilliance, so beautiful that people can't take their eyes off them.
In any case, a beautiful woman is always attractive to a man. Siyu picked up a fruit that rolled to the ground with great interestβhow delicious was the strange fruit of this strange tree?
Bite off a little bit of the skin and taste it, throw it away - it's really sour!
But the woman persevered, took off the dangling earrings, took off the dazzling skein gold bracelet, raised her hand, and threw them all into the pool next to the tree. The step on the head was plucked down to take a look, it was about too valuable, I was reluctant to throw it, put it on the ground, and then, rolled up the sleeves and tugged the skirt, hugged the trunk and climbed up!
This is quite a shock! Xiyou has been in Tianye for so long, and he has never seen a woman who can climb a tree, or a pampered aristocratic woman.
- Naturally, this "aristocratic woman" is Suo Huan. Xiyou saw that he was wearing luxury, his head was made of pure gold, and the long hanging beads were buckled into thin rings, a ring of gold, a ring of jade, and it was very easy to make a sound, and the bracelets and earrings were also exquisite things, and he threw them into the water without looking at them, but he knew that they were not ordinary ladies in the prime minister's house.
Here, Suo Huan is climbing higher and higher, expecting that the fruit on the top of the tree will receive enough sunshine and rain and dew, and it will be better than the one below, and he will definitely pick the top fruit before stopping. At last, he chose a safe place to settle down, brushed aside the dense petals, and sure enough, when he saw many large fruits, he sat down on the branch contentedly, dragged one of them, rubbed his clothes on them, and sent them to his mouth.
Most of the fruits of the flower-viewing trees are sour, and no matter how ripe they are, they should be sour, but this time he ate them with relish, even if he was so sour that his face was wrinkled, he was still reluctant to throw them away. If you think that everything is like this, it is not beautiful when it comes to it, and it always takes a lot of twists and turns, and it is precious to get it.
Hey, I haven't practiced for many years, but I can still climb so high, I'm really amazing - Suo Huan was very intoxicated with his treasure knife, and he hummed a small tune unwillingly, shaking his legs while humming, looking triumphant. Xiyou didn't know the local dialect, and he couldn't hear what he was humming after listening to it for a long time, but he felt that the soft sound was very moving.
At this moment, Le Ji was very sad, only to hear the sound of a tree branch breaking, Suo Huan had not yet reacted, he had already turned his head down, like an upside-down onion, breaking through the originally calm water under the tree, before entering the water, it seemed to hear a sound not far away.
It turned out that Xiyou couldn't help but let out a low breath when he saw Suo Huan falling, and at this moment he was pursing his mouth and frowning in annoyance. Fortunately, no one was alarmed, and Xiyou looked left and right, intending to leave, but after the woman fell into the water, it was as if she had disappeared, and she did not swim up, let alone struggle and call for help.
Isn't the pool too shallow and she fell and injured herself? He decided to go up and have a look.
Standing at the edge of the water under the moon, I found that the water was different from other places, the water quality was exceptionally clear, but there was a thick red rolling in the water, and there were patches of flower petals floating on the water surface, blocking the view, even if it was daytime, it was not possible to see the bottom of the water.
β¦β¦ He looked at the quiet water surface, and suddenly thought of something, but it was too late, the water surface "banged" and broke, and a person stood up, wiped the water on his face, and asked in a cold voice: "Who are you?" What are you doing there? β
Xiyou had guessed that he had fallen into the trap, but he was still surprised, this person turned out to be a man!
Suo Huan stood in waist-deep water, his thin shirt was soaked, his upper body was unobstructed, his long hair was raked back by his fingers, his face was uncovered, and the fat powder was washed off, and he could see that he was a young and beautiful man.
"In the middle of the night, suspicious deeds, must not be a good person." Suo Huan snorted coldly: "If you don't say anything, I'll call someone!" As soon as he finished speaking, his throat was choked by a pair of iron armsβthe man somehow reached behind him, and his elbow was closed: "You try." β
The throat was slightly sweet, and he almost vomited blood, Suo Huan's heart tightened, knowing that this person must have a background, such extraordinary skills, coupled with the attitude of not being surprised everywhere, the confidence that he can solve any trouble. Experience tells him that this kind of speech is not usually small fish and shrimp, such as Feng Qiwu and Wu Ge.
This person is dressed in dark blue shorts, wearing a black soft-footed head, and it is clear that he is robbing the upper house late at night, but if he enters the prime minister's mansion to rob money, will he be too bold? ! - "Stealing the Mouse" Liang Shangjun is one of the best on the road, he once said that if you want to be a thief, you must follow two principles: stealing the rich and not stealing the poor, and stealing the people and not stealing the officials.
What do you mean? The former is for conscience, and the latter for life. The poor have no money, and stealing them has no future and damages yin gong, so they can't get it; On the contrary, stealing the rich has a lot of money, and they can pass it on their conscience, and even if they report to the government afterwards, the government will not do their best to arrest them, but will take the opportunity to knock them out.
It is even more important to steal the people and not the officials, which can be called the bottom line and cannot be touched. Especially the big officials, no matter how fat they are, if you look at him again, you can't move, if you move, let you go through the sky and escape to the end of the world, as long as he says a word, thousands of petty officials below flatter their bosses, and they will fight for their lives to catch you back and chop your hands. Therefore, he is not a thief who is so poor that he will never take risks.
There are many big officials in the capital, and the thieves and thieves in this area all abide by this principle, even the pickpockets on the street must also be cleared of tricks, beware of a random stealing of micro-service officials.
Based on this, Suo Huan boldly guessed that he was not a thief and did not set up a killer, so it can be seen that he has to kill himself, and if he doesn't kill him, then it's easy to say.
"Heroes spare their lives, if I really shouted people at the beginning, why wait for someone to choke their throat?"
β¦β¦ The arm was slightly loose.
Suo Huan smiled, "In the Xia Nanfeng Pavilion Suo Huan, thank the hero for not killing." The prime minister's family has a big cause, the hero robs the rich and helps the poor, and never stands in the way of people's wealth, the hero pleases! β
Xiyou didn't know what Nanfeng Pavilion was, and when he saw that he thought he was a thief, he put his mind at ease and loosened his arm an inch. "Who are you?"
"I've already said that the South Wind Pavilion is happy, and I'm glad to meet you! It is inconvenient for heroes to ask for advice, and if there is another day, they will meet together. β
He never asked for information about the visitor, he was very good, Xiyou was very satisfied, he was careful or wanted to point his dumb hole, but suddenly a sharp voice asked: "Who is over there?!" Suo Huan only felt that his neck was tight, and he was strangled again.
It was Feng Lin's voice - Suo Huan pinched Xiyou's arm and said in a low voice, "Do you know water?" Squat down. β
When Xiyou heard this, he was stunned, and he was afraid of deception, so he hesitated. Suo Huan smiled coldly: "It's come to this point, what's the use of killing me?" Even if you have infinite skills, the Phoenix Guard is not a mediocre person, so he found out that you don't want to get out of the way! Trust me, squat down! β
When Feng Lin arrived to wash the rouge, he saw Suo Huan's clothes half-collapsed in the bath, so he hurriedly turned his back and asked, "Why are you?" A pair of sharp eyes, but did not forget to glance around the woods.
"Eh, that's a strange question, why can't it be me?" Suo Huan smiled and stroked the water on his body, "Guard Feng should turn around and speak, the same body, look at the eye of the needle?" β
Feng Lin had doubts, and sure enough, he turned around, but he looked along the edge of the pool, and was deeply puzzled: he obviously heard the voices of two people. "You don't sleep at night to take a shower, and you're not afraid of bumping into something." He finally looked at the person who was "bathing" in the pool, and his condensed gaze looked very sharp under the moon.
"What can you hit with? Don't...... There are ghosts in the water, and I can't go if I am detained! Suo Huan raised his eyebrows slightly, and hooked his finger at Fenglin: "You come down and help me catch the water ghost." β
Feng Lin pursed his lips and looked away slightly, "If you're not afraid of ghosts, you're afraid of villains." Do you hear anything when you're taking a bath here? β
Suo Huan lowered his eyes and cheeks, as if he was recalling carefully, but he secretly kicked Xiyou at his feet: What do you keep pinching me! "I was just talking to myself just now, and I didn't pay attention to anything else, Feng Guard said this, I'm afraid that there are really villains, or quickly order someone to surround this place, don't let it go!"
When Feng Lin heard this, most of his suspicions disappeared, thinking that Suo Huan was eccentric, and he usually liked to mumble and learn to speak, but those two voices were all his? He smiled and said: "There is no bottom of the matter, maybe I heard it wrong, and it is even more late at night, and it is not good to mobilize the people in vain." Then he asked, "You came all the way here to bathe?" Don't look at what time it is. β
"Exactly! I'm angry when I mention it! You really shouldn't be here! When he said "you shouldn't have come here", he kicked Xiyou again and said sadly: "It's not your father-in-law!" Lie to me and say I'm coming tonight, but what about others? Be a bookworm in the Temple of Infinity! There are three layers inside and three layers outside, and flies can't get in, who can get in? I couldn't get angry, so I walked around - fuck it! Why didn't anyone tell me that the petals of the rouge can be dyed, and my good clothes are dyed like blood, so I came down to wash them. Feng Guard, be careful under your feet, those petals look good-looking, but the sticky red water is disgusting. β
Because he was threatened just now, Suo Huan deliberately made it bad, and said at length in just a few sentences, rambling to delay time. Said proudly in my heart: Aren't you amazing? But it will become a fish and swim away, and if you don't swim away, you will suffocate to death.
Xiyou's internal strength is profound, and he is not afraid to hold his breath for a while, even if he can't hold it back, it is not impossible to cover his face and fight happily. It's just that the man above is really strange: he said that he wanted to help him, as if he was afraid that he would not be able to kick him out; said not to help him, every sentence was to advance and retreat, dispel the guards' suspicions, and took the opportunity to reveal a lot of information.
β¦β¦ It seems that I won't be able to see Prime Minister Tianye tonight......
Siyu listened carefully to the conversation between the two of them below, and constantly beware of the dark feet kicking over, although he was in a hurry, he gradually found it interesting.
Suo Huan kicked around, stirring up the water, making it even more impossible for people to see things underwater, but Feng Lin thought that he was dissatisfied with Feng Qiwu's failure to make an appointment, so he shook his head and sighed. Looking at the sky flying red, he explained: "This is an exotic species, named 'Hongyan', which likes humidity and warmth, and what we stand under our feet is actually a natural hot spring, which is directly 'cold and summer'." The red face is easy to open and fall, and the ground is covered with a thick layer, and the petals below will naturally rot. β
"Hongyan," Suo Huan never imagined that there were such beautiful flowers and trees in the Prime Minister's Mansion, and said in a daze: "So this water of flowers is called 'washing rouge', which is really wonderful." β
"That's good," Feng Lin bowed: "The red face is in a array, the rouge is washed, born in Si, and returned to Si, this is the original meaning of the adult's name." Such an unlucky name is also in line with his temperament, and I don't like it. Everyone is fragrant, how do you know that it is sad, if the maids know the details, they will not dare to come to fetch water and clean their faces. β
"The red face is in a array, and the rouge is washed ......" Suo Huan muttered and repeated, as if he was stunned by these words.
Hey, you're chatting! Xiyu patted Suo Huan's leg to remind him that there was another person underwater. Suo Huan came back to his senses, walked to the shore quietly, and said to Feng Lin: "I don't really know the way back, you can send me." Then he took out a pair of shoes from the grass and put them in his hand, and said, "The soles of the shoes are soaked red, like seals, one foot and one mark, or the Feng guards will also take off their shoes, let's walk back barefoot." β
Feng Lin raised his foot and looked, "It's okay, it's not a thief, afraid of being seen?" "Stepping on a clump of grass and rubbing it casually is like rubbing dirt.
Suo Huan smiled slightly: "Yes, thieves are afraid of people seeing." Let's go. β