76. Don't be angry with the Prime Minister
76. Don't be angry with the Prime Minister
In the afternoon of the next day, Feng Qiwu had just entered Silaiju, saw Wan Chun running inside, and shouted: "Come back!" Wan Chun was discovered, so she had to turn back to salute, looking a little panicked.
"The person is not big, he has a lot of eyes, what tricks does he want to play, so that you come to look at the wind?" After Feng Qiwu finished speaking, he didn't expect her to answer, and walked towards Suo Huan's bedroom by himself.
"Xiangye!" Wan Chun called him, "Young master, he is not in the bedroom, he is in the ...... Your study. ”
"In the study?" That's a man who would rather be blind than see a book!
"Yes, the young master is learning to write......"
Feng Qiwu felt incredulous, and when he entered the study, he saw that there was indeed an open notebook on the table, but it was just ...... A small face pressed against it and slept soundly. The ink was poured into a pool, but there was only one word on the white paper, and the mess was comparable to a ghost drawing, so that people couldn't recognize what it was.
Feng Qiwu was curious, gently pulled the notebook, caught off guard, and pulled out a bright water thread from the old man, and the calligraphy was an arrogant phoenix character, which had been blurred out of the burrs by saliva.
Can't look directly - Wan Chun closed his eyes.
Feng Qiwu threw away the notebook in disgust, looked at the "hairy phoenix" for a while, and looked at the "ghost painting talisman" for a while, the more he looked at it, the more unhappy he became! Lifted the pen and rolled it in the inkstone, and painted Suo Huan's face, and refused to paint it well, how ugly it was, and the painting was so that Wanchun couldn't stand it, and said carefully: "The young master didn't sleep well last night, so he took a nap, and see that he waited for you for three hours, spare him." ”
"Is it really that long?" Feng Qiwu stopped writing.
Wan Chun nodded: "The sun didn't set and I started to dress up, and I waited until everyone stopped." The slave maid thought that you would definitely not come at such a late hour, but the young master said that you had made an appointment with him, and you would definitely come. Then he disappeared, did he go to you? ”
Feng Qiwu didn't answer, and waved her hand to let her go down. Last night, I heard a report from the guards, saying that Suo Huan came to find him, offered a step shake, and hurt his eyes when reading late at night, leaving him to pick up the wick - as a man, such an informed and considerate person, even women sighed to themselves.
If memory serves, it was already in the middle of the moon. Feng Qiwu nodded Suo Huan's big flower face, hooked his shoulders and legs, and carried him into the Maitreya couch in the ear room. Suo Huan really slept less last night, and after moving like this, he just frowned and didn't wake up.
It's quite annoying...... Feng Qiwu wanted to kiss his face, but couldn't find a piece of clean meat. He didn't sleep much last night, and he was about to take a break in the afternoon, so he pushed Suo Huan in and lay out on his side.
The spring is warm, and the tiger skin under the body is thick and soft, and it is cheap to sleep in a kimono.
When he moved, Suo Huan woke up, and before he realized where he was, there was air flow on his cheeks, but he turned his head and saw a face that was sleeping peacefully, close to each other, breathing and smelling, Suo Huan suddenly became so angry - turned his back, he didn't want to see you!!
Feng Qiwu was woken up by his movement, opened his eyes and said with a smile: "Last night's wick was lit." ”
Suo Huan ignored him.
Feng Qiwu teased him again: "Bai Ding can write, it's amazing!" ”
Suo Huan still ignored it.
He took out a jingling thing and pushed it into Suo Huan's bun, which was the golden jade step shake he received last night.
"Who was dressed up last night? I want to watch it today, why don't you turn it around? ”
Suo Huan angrily dragged the step down: "Look at what!" There is Yan Ruyu in the book, who must be better looking than me! - Read the book! As he spoke, he pushed his elbow back.
His strength was not great, but the bad thing was that Feng Qiwu was defenseless, and this Maitreya couch was a single person, and the area was small, Feng Qiwu was just going to be crooked on the edge, so he only gently topped it like this, and a tall man fell to the ground with a "bang".
Feng Qiwu was a little stunned, he had slept with so many people, and he was pushed out of bed for the first time...... Suo Huan was also stunned, he actually pushed him out of bed...... I saw that the prime minister's bewildered expression quickly returned to calm, calm and indifferent. He got up and dusted off his sleeves, and walked away without looking at the person on the bed.
Suo Huan was shocked, and immediately jumped down and stretched out his arms to stop him, so anxious that he was about to cry: "No, you can't go!" You are not allowed to go!! ”
Feng Qiwu twisted his brows: "Get out of the way!" ”
What to do, what to do? The incident happened suddenly, and he was almost out of idea, only hesitated for a moment, and he already showed a look of boredom. Suo Huan's heart was crossed, he rushed over and hugged Feng Qiwu tightly, and shouted: "I won't let it!" I'll let you come again. Okay, who told you to sleep on the edge of the bed? There's not enough space for you to sleep on me! It's not that I deliberately pushed you, or I'm angry, and you also said that I was dressed up last night - I didn't just show off my flowers, I washed it inside and out, just waiting for you to come, whether you are busy, or if you don't want to come, I will send someone to say. Is that book so beautiful that you forget what you said?! ”
Laugh at! Feng Qiwu coldly pushed him away, and bluntly said that the book is good-looking, better than you.
As soon as the words came out, Suo Huan's tears flowed down like beads with broken threads. I said before that he cried very beautifully, and he could make people's hearts cry softly, but this time, maybe the ink on his face was washed away by tears and ugly, or Feng Qiwu was really angry, in short, he was resolute, and a pair of legs went straight around him to the door. Suo Huan didn't give up, followed closely and chased out, crying while chasing, sticking behind Feng Qiwu like a tail, and didn't dare to stiffen his mouth anymore, only apologized one after another.
It's a familiar scene, the valets of Silaiju are in a very complicated mood, and they hide in the dark corner one by one and sigh: Feng Shui takes turns, this prickly flower also has today, it seems that only the prime minister can hold him, don't think about it!
"My lord, if you are angry, knock me a few sticks, don't ignore me......" Suo Huan said good things softly, but in fact, he hated it in his heart: When this son goes out, let's return to the bridge and return to the road, so I don't bother to see you, a stingy bastard! hated to the extreme, and scolded Fengqiwu thousands of turtles and grandchildren, and thieves from all countries.
Suo Huan is different from the outside, and Feng Qiwu actually has another heart. He didn't want to kill Suo Huan anymore - that was the person who was willing to open his legs to him, and whether it was a man or a woman, if he did, he had seen the most private, ugliest, and real side of each other, and he would feel different. "When a man is soft underneath, his heart is hard, and when he is hard underneath, his heart is soft, so the wind next to the pillow can be the most successful." This is what a dusty woman said when she joked with others, and Feng Qiwu felt that there was a certain amount of truth.
Suo Huan is pleasing to the eye, cute and knowledgeable about current affairs, why can't he be kept by his side to play? However, if you want to keep it by your side for a long time, you can't get used to it too much, after all, he is raising a male pet, not an ancestor.
At this moment, there was an "oops" sound behind him, but it was Suo Huan's voice, Feng Qiwu didn't have time to turn back, a figure fell out from the side, and rolled three times along the steps before it reached the end, eating a mouth full of mud, stained with grass, and a green bag from the boss on his forehead.
Suo Huan sat on the ground in a daze, blinking his eyes a little incomprehensibly: Why did you fall? - It turned out that Fang Cai was only concerned about saving Feng Qiwu, and he didn't pay attention to the threshold under his feet at all, so he tripped over a dog and gnawed on mud.
Everyone present except Feng Qiwu was shocked, thinking that Suo Huan was usually a porcelain man who couldn't help bumping into him, and if he fell like this, he was in good condition, and they all hurriedly gathered to pick him up.
"Is the young master okay? Does it hurt somewhere? ”
Who knows it's okay not to ask, as soon as he asked, Suo Huan sat on the ground with a "wow" and cried loudly. Everyone thought that he had broken somewhere, and shouted "Doctor", but who knew his true thoughts - he saw that everyone rushed over, and Feng Qiwu was indifferent, it can be seen that he was tired of him, and hated himself for being too stupid, and he fell so ugly at this juncture, Feng Qiwu would definitely not be soft-hearted......
He didn't know that Feng Qiwu had made his face full of ink, and even if he didn't fall, it would be ugly.
"He looks good crying? Don't think about it yet! Feng Qiwu showed an irritated expression.
Way...... Oh!!! Everyone suddenly realized that they couldn't just wait for the doctor to come, they had to stop the pain first! One by one, they scrambled to cover the big bag with a handkerchief, and begged the young master to take it away while rubbing it.
Tsk, that's stupid! Feng Qiwu impatiently went up and grabbed the handkerchief, slapped it on Suo Huan's face and wiped it, then rolled it and stuffed it into Suo Huan's mouth, and shouted: "Don't cry, so many people look at me and give me some face!" ”
This simple and crude method really worked for him, Suo Huan not only collected his tears, but also pulled the dirty handkerchief in his mouth and laughed stupidly...... He said to give him a long face, he was to give him a long face, well, it seems that he hasn't gotten tired of him yet.
Then open your arms to hug Feng Qiwu.
Feng Qiwu stretched out his hand to block it, and said in disgust: "Covered in ashes." Suo Huan patted his clothes a few times, but he still wanted to hug him, but he was still disgusted.
But where could he stop it, he flew up, like a small cannon into his arms.
In broad daylight, Lang Lang, you are so embarrassed! Feng Qiwu was so angry that he pulled his face, and pretended to be stern: "Don't be busy and happy, the death penalty can be avoided and the living crime is unforgivable, and it will be confined for two days, that phoenix character, don't come to me if you don't practice it." ”