As soon as I stepped into the Luoyang County Mansion, I saw Wan Wanbao holding Miao Huahua and sleeping in the courtyard in broad daylight.

A bamboo bed was placed abruptly in the yard, the sycamore next to it was separated from the vicious sunlight, the silk mosquito net as thin as the wings of a cicada separated the annoying mosquitoes and flies, and a few maids were fanning the wind next to it. Everything is silent, even the noisy summer cicadas close their mouths, what a peaceful world!

Damn it! They're going to enjoy it!

But what's the use of that? Hua Miaomiao was born in Qinglou, she just deliberately and accidentally threw a handkerchief and hit the ignorant Ten Thousand Poison Treasure.

This is not fate, because she threw the Ten Thousand Poison Treasure by accident, just as she threw it to countless customers before, and will inevitably throw it to countless customers in the future; It's not a coincidence, because she threw it deliberately for business, and there is no "love coincidence" between them at all.

Am I jealous of them?

No, how could I be jealous of them?

How can a genius like me be jealous of the unaware laity?

Love, I think, must not exist.

Because if a definite man is destined to have a unique woman, and if a definite woman is destined to have a only man, then why don't they evolve to be androgynous?

If you think that "the only love" is true, then there are two kinds of people in the world: one person who is looking for his other half everywhere, and the other who is bisexual and grows up with his "other half" in life. It must be that the latter has a better chance of survival, because the latter does not need to consume excess energy to find his destined person, and the latter has more survival chances than the former. Even if it is only 1 in 10,000, it will take long enough for the latter to completely eliminate the former, so the whole world will be full of male and female people. They play with themselves, love themselves, and have their own children......

Ah, this is pure love, and there will never be any "betrayal of love", "hypocrisy of love", "transfer of love", "pain of love", "confusion of love"......

Are there people in our world? I haven't heard of it anyway.

Therefore, the hypothetical "one and only love" does not exist.

Therefore, it is inferred that there is no such thing as "love" in this world.

After thinking about it carefully, this logic is completely reasonable, both sufficient and necessary, and therefore, I argue that love does not exist.

I'm satisfied.

I'm a genius!

I hummed a little song to avoid them from sleeping.

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Poison Wanqiang ran over.

He said, "Boss, you're amazing! At the beginning, my helper said that you were powerful, but I didn't believe it, but if you say a few words, it is far more than our millions of words of "Five Poisons Book". ”

I want to say: "Damn, the "Book of Five Poisons" was originally written by the imperial court to deceive you, like "The Complete Works of Shaolin Kung Fu", "Wudang Tai Chi Heart Method", "Emei Charm Gong", "Green Forest Code", "Beggar Gang Regulations", "Five Hundred Moral Articles of Private Gangs", "Sunflower Treasure Book"...... It's all made up by the imperial court. For example, in the "Sunflower Treasure Book", I personally added, "If you want to practice divine skills, you must first go from the palace; Only from the palace can it succeed', and it was extremely successful in expanding the Eunuch Gang, and the Eunuch Gang was the most supportive of the imperial court, so I was praised in public by the inner court......"

I said, "It is our responsibility and obligation for the imperial court to support the rivers and lakes. ”

Poison Wanqiang suddenly asked me: "Where did the gasoline for your car come from?" ”

Me: "Chang'an bought it, why are you asking this?" ”

He said, "No need to buy it! ”

Me: "Why?" Why do you say this? ”

Poison Wanqiang: "Because our Five Poison Gang has invented a way to turn soybeans into gasoline through experiments!" ”

I was shocked: "Bragging, right? ”

Poison Wanqiang said: "No! By the method you described, we invented the soybean lead. ”

Me: "What's the soy thing?" ”

Poison Wanqiang took out a bottle with a green liquid from his crotch! Green and oily liquid! It looks exactly like a soybean fungus.

Him: "It's called soybean induction, and it produces soy medicine. ”

He pulled out another bottle of purple liquid from his crotch! Purple liquid! It looks exactly the same as soy enzymes.

He: "We put soy medicine in soybeans, and soybeans turn into gasoline. ”

Damn it! These bastards dare to steal my soybean bacteria and soy enzymes, and then call them soybean induction and soy medicine!

I was patient and said, "Tell me, how do you do the experiment?" ”

Poison Wanqiang: "I heard that the people in the Chang'an Palace put something into soybeans, and the soybeans turned into gasoline. I asked your driver, and he also said that the gasoline was bought by Chang'an. We take gasoline out of your car and put it in soybeans and find that soybeans can still be turned into gasoline in small amounts. We experimented with the method you said, refined it for a long time, and found that there is a green thing in gasoline, which can produce purple things, and purple things can turn soybeans into gasoline! ”

Damn it! They made soy bacteria out of my gasoline! It's true! They discovered the soybean fungus themselves!

I've seen the gasoline manufacturing process at the Royal Arsenal, and they did this: one department used an extremely strict procedure to sort out the soy enzymes from the soy bacteria, and the soy enzymes were pure and did not contain soy bacteria; The second division manufactures gasoline with an extremely strict procedure, which is pure and contains no soy enzymes. After these procedures, it is impossible for people outside to get soybean enzymes, let alone soybean bacteria.

But now we're out there, and everything is simple. They raised the soybean mushrooms from the bottle, then scooped out the floating soybean enzymes with a spoon and threw them directly into the soybeans. As a result, there are a lot of soybean bacteria floating in the gasoline we make.

Until I tell them the right way to do it, they can't get soy mushrooms out of gasoline; But I told them the right way to do it, and they succeeded in discovering the soybean fungus.

Damn it! This is looking for death! Qian Zhaoding, Sichuan, and the Holy Land will definitely destroy them! This is much more serious than a cult!

"Through various experiments, we have found that soybean can also be used to make other oils, not just gasoline. ”

Me: "Settle down." ”

Poison Wanqiang continued: "We found that in fact, soybean can also decompose rice, but the efficiency is too low. We are purifying and preparing to invent rice primer and rice medicine. ”

Me: "Enough! That's it. ”

Poison Wanqiang: "Also, the mixture of soybean medicine and castor oil is a highly poisonous. ”

Me: "What? I don't even know that! ”

Poison Wanqiang: "We are still experimenting, we are going to mix soy medicine with tens of thousands of things to try." ”

I yelled, "Stop! ”

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Sky!

What did I do! Why tell them how the experiment works?

Although they are not the Ten Thousand Poisons Sect, if they continue like this, damn it, are they really going to invent a weapon to destroy the world?

I remember that there was such a table of contents in "Bioweapons Science":

"Chapter 1: Poison Gas

Chapter 2: Nerve Gas

Chapter 3: Super Nerve Gas

Chapter 4: Virus Weapons

Chapter 5: Genetic Weapons

Chapter 6: Apocalypse Weapons

Don't...... Are these bastards really the Ten Thousand Poisons Cult? Are these bastards really going to start the apocalypse?

I sighed and said to Poison Wanqiang, "Hey! Let's put it this way, I also know how gasoline is made, and we make our gasoline ourselves – but you know why I don't talk nonsense all over the place? ”

Poison Wanqiang stared at me and said, "Because...... Because...... Want to keep it a secret? ”

Me: "And it's absolutely confidential. As long as the court knows a little, the forbidden army will kill you all. Have you ever seen a tank cannon? They kill you like play. ”

Poison Wanqiang's face froze.

Me: "You quickly order that all the soybeans be destroyed." ”

Poison Wanqiang nodded and said, "Okay." ”

I repeatedly advised: "Never let the court know." You can never imagine how powerful the imperial court is! ”

Poison Wanqiang nodded repeatedly.

Do I believe in Him? Only a fool believes him! But I believe that he at least did not dare to make gasoline so blatantly, and as for the future, I will talk about it later.

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Since then, Poison has rarely spoken to me, and they don't sell gasoline everywhere anymore.

I was really scared, but fortunately I came back early, and they didn't sell much gasoline, and few people knew about it. If I come back some time late, their blatant behavior will definitely be known by the imperial court, and then they will definitely die.

Fortunately, the Five Poisons Gang is a member of the imperial court and is very obedient. Not only did they not rebel, but they helped the court kill all those who claimed to be the Ten Thousand Poison Sect. Poison Gang, Gu Poison Gang, Evil Poison Gang, Corpse Poison Gang, Drug Gang, Refining Gate, Holy Doctor Gate...... One by one, the gangs were wiped out one after another, and even Qian Zhaoding felt that the Five Poisons Gang was a role model for the rivers and lakes, which was more reassuring than Wudang Shaolin.

But I felt a little worried.

Because you can't control a gang with unlimited powers, just as mortals can never imagine the tyranny of God.

If someone has to say "strong and loyal so-and-so", then this person is either a stupid × or has an ulterior motive.