Chapter 80: When I Wake Up
On the same night, Mei Renhou sharpened his knife. At that time, he was still young and vigorous, not as cunning as he was later.
He had a great idea in his head, he wanted to lead people to the mountains to negotiate with the bandits, and then arrange * on the mountain road they needed to pass, blow them up, win in the chaos, and snatch his daughter-in-law back with the foreign gun in his hand.
But after all, it was the first time for him to do a murderous business, although he was a little enthusiastic, a little panicked, and his legs and feet were a little trembling. He trembled and pulled a box of foreign fires, trying to light the pouch, but he always exerted too much force because of his weakness, and not only broke the match stalks, but also scattered the box full of matches on the ground. He had no choice but to pick up the match stalk from under his feet, and finally lit the cigarette pouch, and took a few puffs hard, finally stabilizing his mind.
The next day, he rushed up the mountain with his people, wandered around the mountain for a long time, accidentally slipped on the road, and then his body also fell, and he stepped on the * buried by the bandits, and a deafening explosion occurred.
When everyone heard the sound, they rushed over, Young Master Mei was lying in a pool of blood, pulled him, pulled him up, let go, he lay down again, and passed out......
The bed bug He hid not far away, witnessed this scene, and smiled proudly.
On the mountain, the second fool ate two more full meals, wine and meat, if it was in normal times, he would want to live here for the rest of his life. However, he was worried about leading the woman away.
Cai Feihu kept it again and again, poured another cup of wine, drank it for the woman, drank it himself, and said, "After all, we still have this fate!" Reaching out and couldn't help but pinch the woman's face.
The bug couldn't understand why Cai Feihu let the man and woman go, he felt that Cai Feihu was a real fool. He felt that if he came to be this boss, he would definitely be ten or eight times stronger than him. That night, he on Cai Feihu's house, and then said goodbye.
The second fool carried the woman and returned to the Mei family with great difficulty, but the Mei family was suspicious, and it was not the second fool who was suspicious, but the woman.
No matter how the second fool explained how he sneaked into Qingfeng Village and took advantage of the bandit leader to get drunk and secretly carried the woman out, the shopkeeper Mei only rewarded him with three liters of black beans, a basket of radish, and a full meal of millet dry rice with wine, and did not place the woman in the newly renovated cave room, nor did he let the young master meet, but rested in the wing room, and locked the doors and windows.
At night, the old lady put a futon in the wing room, and spread an oilcloth on the futon, and pinched a handful of lamp grass ash on the oilcloth, and told the woman to squat on the futon with her naked legs. The woman didn't understand what it was for, and squatted up and didn't move. The mother-in-law took a puff of chicken feathers and asked her to poke her nostrils, and then a loud sneeze sneezed, and the woman's snot and saliva were splashed, but the lamp and grass ash still did not fly.
The mother-in-law said, "Get dressed." "It's dressed.
The old lady smiled slowly. He said, "The second fool is telling the truth, my son's field is not ploughing other people's plows!"
At this time, the woman realized that the mother-in-law was verifying her childlike body, and she was blushing and angry. escaped from the hands of the bandits and returned to the Mei family, what the Mei family wanted was not her and her heart, but her chastity!
It seems that the Mei family was disappointed when they learned that she had been robbed, and her return was only an unexpected gain. So, the bandit Cai Feihu really trampled on her, and her lower body rushed away due to a ruptured hymen and sneezed during the verification, what would her mother-in-law do to her?
Thinking of this, she shed two lines of sad tears.
"Don't cry when you come back," said the mother-in-law, "from now on, don't mention to anyone that you have been to Qingfeng Village, but that the second fool has hidden under a mountain rock!" Remember? Remember!"
The mother-in-law went out, and after a while, someone brought ginger soup to urge her to take it, and then someone came in and took incense on the top of her head and around her body three times, and then someone carried the ring basin and added chrysanthemum soup to her to bathe, and then heard the firecrackers outside, so seven or eight people came to take a donkey with a red silk ribbon to sit on her.
When she sat down, her face was opposite to the donkey's head, and she was about to turn around, when the donkey leader said, "You have to ride upside down to eliminate the plague and eliminate the crime!" She walked out of the chamber with her arms, and circled three hundred and eighteen circles in the courtyard with the donkey, and lit an incense stick on a stake planted in the east, west, north, and south directions in each circle, and when she stopped being dizzy, she was already sitting on the kang of the cave room.
On the kang is not the bride sitting alone in the cave room when she is the first person sitting on a four-six straw mat, and the red felt green is covered softly, and her husband Young Master Mei is sleeping in the bed.
When a woman enters the cave room and sees what awaits her is a flesh lump that has been blown to a bloody pulp, the vigorous love flame of many years when she was a daughter has been extinguished by a scoop of cold water, and the longing of a group of mandarin ducks has vanished for a while, what will the woman think?
He wondered how a poor palanquin man who had no relatives with the Mei family could risk his life to go to the bandits' den to save her motives? He must have taken the Mei family's heavy money to ransom her, and when he returned, he got a considerable remuneration from the Mei family. All the heroic deeds of the two fools turned out to be a big deception of conspiracy, and the two fools are a demon and a villain in the eyes of women. He is a man who will be cursed forever for the rest of his life!
The second fool slept with his head covered for three days and three nights, faint as death, and got up at dusk on the third day, recalling the past, the horror was gone, and he was proud to be a legend and a hero, but he learned that the young master of the Mei family was seriously injured and was still lying on the kang.
The second fool beat his chest and regretted it, did he risk his life to snatch the woman back just to let her accompany a person who was not humanoid?
If you don't rescue yourself, don't make up the only big lie in your life in Qingfeng Village, the woman is the lady of Qingfeng Village, although the reputation of marrying a bandit is not good, but the bandit Cai Feihu is young and heroic, and he is a real man! Alas, whether he did a good deed or a sin, the second fool thought about it and tears flowed.
Why is that? A Bodhisattva-like woman who is loved by everyone originally had the best husband and the greatest blessings, but her fate was so unruly, she was robbed by bandits on the first day she really wanted to become a woman, and when she arrived at her mother-in-law's house, her husband was seriously injured, which would make many men indignant!
The second fool hated himself, and felt sorry for the woman even more, and he also thought of Tang Jing of Qingfeng Village who didn't know what kind of sigh he had after learning the news?