Episode 4 My father-in-law is a big guy 1
In later generations, men and women went shopping together, and most of them were men who paid money to buy clothes for women, and men took the trouble to do so. But now once it is reversed, it is even more unpleasant in the hearts of men who dare to love.
ββ¦β¦ Thank you, this one doesn't quite fit me, put it away. β
Xiang Xiaoqiang came out of the fitting room again, carrying a suit and handing it to the sales lady.
"It's okay."
The sales lady was super nice. Although this is the fifth piece of clothing to say "no" to Xiaoqiang, the young lady still smiles and is respectful.
At the level of this sales lady, Xiang Xiaoqiang judged that the Ming Dynasty at this time was no longer a "budding capitalism", but quite mature capitalism.
"Gah?!" Qiu Yu on the side widened his eyes, he couldn't bear it anymore, "I don't even like this?" This one looks better than the previous ones! β
"Uh-huh......" Xiang Xiaoqiang hugged Qiu Yu, "Come on, let's go over there and talk ......"
Xiang Xiaoqiang didn't expect that his natural action would have a different meaning for Qiu Qiu, a girl in the Ming Dynasty. Xiao Nizi only felt a warm electric current, flowing from her back muscles to her whole body. The anger that I had saved up for a long time just now was all gone.
"Hmm!" Qiu Yun's face was flushed, and he responded very gently, shrunk his head, and let him walk to the side.
"Autumn Stream!" Xiang Xiaoqiang said bitterly.
"Well, I'm listening." Qiu Yu said gently.
"Why don't we buy it here."
"Why?"
"Do you know of any regular shops around here? For example, 'Giordano' and 'Baleno' are fine......"
Qiu Yu raised his head in a daze:
"Ban...... What way? β
"This kind of ...... This kind of place is not for me to consume," Xiang Xiaoqiang shook his head with a wry smile, "You know, I only have this clothes now, and I don't have a penny." Hey, even this dress is not mine, I have to send it back to someone when I go back......"
"I know," Qiu Yu smiled happily, "So, don't want you to spend money, I'll buy it for you." β
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Xiang Xiaoqiang opened his mouth wide and looked at her in a daze.
A weak, bird-like girl raised her head and said to a seven-foot man, "I don't want you to spend money...... I'll buy it for you......
Xiang Xiaoqiang saw a dagger shoot out of Qiu Yu's mouth, accurately piercing his chest.
"Huh? Jack bauer? Qiu Yu looked at him strangely, stretched out his hand and shook it a few times in front of his eyes, "What's wrong?" Hey, what's wrong with you? β
"Please!" Xiang Xiaoqiang came to his senses and roared in a low voice unpleasantly, "Don't you know that I'm a man?" β
"I ...... Of course I do. β
"Then don't you know that men have self-esteem?"
He followed Qiu Yu to the mall for a long time, and saw a lot of very high-end clothes, the price was only a few dozen yuan, and he also knew that the "Ming Yang" in the Ming Dynasty was probably the same as the "Ocean" in the Republic of China, which was a very valuable thing. He originally wanted to confide in the difficulties in a roundabout way, and strive to let Qiu Yun take the initiative to speak, first lend himself a sum of money, and then use this money to exert his ingenuity, whether it is abduction or selling minerals, in short, quickly get the first pot of gold, and return the money.
I didn't expect this Nizi to be so unlucky, and she had to pay for herself directly. Isn't that a little white face eating soft rice?
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Qinhuai District in the south of the city, Qiu Mansion.
In the spacious and solemn Chinese-style hall, the blue brick pavement, the palace lamp overhangs, the mahogany incense case, the large copper incense burner, the three pillars of thick incense spit straight green smoke, straight up to the beam.
There is a statue of Guan Erye on the incense case, holding the Qinglong Yanyue knife in one hand and holding a beard in the other, majestic and vicious.
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"Huh...... Purr ......"
On the Taishi chair next to him, a big fat man held a teacup, leaned his neck, and took a sip of tea in his throat, churning incessantly.
This big fat man is in his fifties, eight feet tall, with a big bald head and shiny and shiny, like a reflective big ball, with a face full of meat, eyebrows like a broom, eyes like copper bells, and a big mouth open like a giant basin, in short, he looks more fierce than Lu Zhishen.
He was wrapped in a wide Hanfu-style cotton pajamas, with a large dragon embroidered on his back, and the rest of the place was embroidered with all kinds of "Yi" characters. The hem of the pajamas showed a bare leg, and the tattoos could be faintly visible in the thick black hair.
This man wears a thick gold necklace around his neck, a jade wrench on his thumb, a teacup in his left hand, and two large steel balls in his right palm, which jingle loudly.
Just as he craned his neck, his Adam's apple shook up and down, and he fully enjoyed the feeling of air and tea clashingβ
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"Bang!"
The carved wooden gate of the hall was smashed open, and a man stumbled in.
"Boom," the big fat man swallowed his entire saliva.
"Boss, big brother, scoop handle," shouted the man, who was wearing a peaked cap and a leather waistcoat, and cried out excitedly, "I just came from Xinjiekou, guess who I saw......
"Scoop your mother's fuck," the big fat man raised his foot and kicked him out of the head, "Scoop again, kick you to death!" How many times have you said that we are a patriotic society, don't scream 'boss', let people listen to us and think we are the underworld! Hmm, what's the matter, yesterday's protection money has been collected, right? β
"Collect ...... It's almost finished," the man was in his thirties, trembling and getting up, standing on his waist, "It's on the other side of Changle Road, there is a house called 'Xu Ji Morning Shop', which is a little widow with a nursing child, and her blind mother-in-law opened it together." Damn, a handful of snot and a handful of tears, crying poor with the brothers, it's really hateful! β
"Huh? Little widow? The muscles on the big fat man's face trembled, and he smiled evilly, "If you don't pay protection money, you won't be protected, this thing is right!" Yes? Haha, snail, what do you think? β
The subordinate nicknamed "Snail" observed his face, and also showed an evil smile, and said flatteringly:
"Boss, if you don't go back, I'll take a few people and smash the early shop, and by the way, I'll give the little widow to XXOO......"
"X, you're fucking O!" The big fat man kicked him out of the heel again, and his face shook and shook, "Are you the underworld?" Again, we are a patriotic society! Well, then, tell the more than 200 brothers in the south side of the church, and the more than 300 brothers in the east side of the church, and go to the little widow's shop next month. Well, you tell her that we won't eat her for nothing, so tell her to go to Mr. Chen to ask for money! Yes? β¦β¦ Hahahaha! β
"Chief Helmsman Chen?" The snail wondered, "Which Chen is the helmsman?" β
"Which one else? Of course it is......" He pointed to the incense case, and when he saw the statue of Guan Erye, he was furious, "Which rabbit cub is this, why did you put Guan Erye on it again?" We are a patriotic society, not an underworld, what do we worship Guan Erye? Look, it's all in the way of Mr. Chen's helmsman! β
The snail was so frightened that he hurriedly ran over and removed the statue of Guan Gong, revealing a picture scroll on the wall.
The painting shows a scribe in Tsing Yi in ancient costume, holding his hands behind his back, chic and elegant. In the upper left corner are two lines of poetry:
If you don't know Chen Jinnan in your life, it is in vain to call you a hero.
A couplet on the left and right of the painting.
The uplink is:
Earthquake Gaogang, a vein of streams and mountains through the ages;
The next link is:
The door faces the sea, and the water of the Sanshu River flows for thousands of years.
Eight big characters on the forehead:
Heavenly Father and Mother Earth.
Anti-Qing and restoration of sight.
Both the scrolls and the couplets are heavily yellowed, torn, and covered in dust and cobwebs.
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"Well, that's still the case," the big fat man asked pleasantly, looking at the painting, putting Erlang's legs on the shelf, turning the steel ball in his hand, "What did you want to say just now?" By the way, who do you say you saw? β
"Old ...... No, the helmsman," the snail rejoiced again, "the subordinate has seen the eldest lady at Xinjiekou!" β
"Damn, don't worry about that little bunny cub before I talk to you," the big fat man waved his hand, "I feel a pain in my chest at the mention of her!" β
"No, the eldest lady is shopping in a department store!"
"Nonsense, today is Sunday, the fleet is on holiday, that little rabbit cub has nothing to do, of course he will go to the department store to buy something, a loser!" The big fat man slammed the table, then scratched his bald head, and said with hatred, "Damn, the little rabbit cub has a lot of his own salary, and he has to spend Lao Tzu's money, and it is easy to collect protection money when Lao Tzu collects it!" I, the Autumn Tiger Hero, how could I give birth to such a debt collector! Snail, mention that little rabbit cub to me early in the morning, did you kid deliberately anger me for coming? β
"No, no, guess what? Next to the eldest lady...... "There was a light in the snail's eyes, and she said mysteriously," ...... There's a little white face! β
"What!" Qiu Laohu grabbed him, and his big eyes were about to pop out, "Say it again!" β
The snail looked at the chief helmsman's pair of big bull's eyes, his face turned white, and he stammered:
"Big ...... Lady next to ...... Yes...... There's a little ...... Little white face ......"