"Wow-hahaha......"

Autumn Tiger turned his back to the sky and burst into a burst of happy laughter, almost shaking the dust off the beam.

The snail shrank to the side at a loss, not knowing whether the chief helmsman was crazy or what, just saw that Qiu Laohu easily suppressed his laughter, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and then slapped him on the shoulder with a palm, almost slapping him down.

"Okay, haha, this little rabbit cub is really good, haha! Okay, snail, bring the wine, Lao Tzu wants to drink two glasses! ”

The snail ran out as fast as he could, and then as fast as he could, with a bottle of wine and a glass.

Qiu Laohu was so happy that his eyebrows trembled, poured the wine, "squeaked" and dried, poured another glass, and then took another sip of dry, then leaned back in the Taishi chair, let out a long breath, and said with infinite emotion:

"Snail, don't you know, my autumn tiger is looking forward to my aunt for a day or two! Qiu Yu died early, and I wanted to give her an aunt for several years so that I could inherit this family business. Grandma's, this girl is also with me, I planted one, I was unwilling, and in the end I was in a hurry, yes, I was admitted to the Navy University and went to school in Ningbo! Alas, after graduation, even if he is a member of the army, he doesn't take Lao Tzu in his eyes, and kicks his nose and face all day long......

"Alas...... If you want to say that heaven and earth will be passed on to our generation, it is really similar to the underworld...... That is to say, with the light of the national surname and Chen Yonghua, there is a brand of patriotic associations, and our Ming government has turned a blind eye and does not attack us as an underworld...... Lao Tzu used to tell fortunes when he was young, and people said that I lacked virtue in this line of work, and I would give birth to a son in the future...... Alas, fortunately, Lao Tzu gave birth to a girl...... Lao Tzu married a daughter-in-law at the age of eighteen, and has been married until now, marrying nearly thirty wives, but a son was not born, that is, Qiu Yu was more angry and gave birth to a daughter to Lao Tzu......

"Haha, I didn't expect this little rabbit cub to be really angry, and I don't know if it's enlightened or what,...... Little white face? Haha, a little black face is fine! Snail, you also know, our Ming Dynasty has not known what evil has been in these years, eight out of ten families only give birth to daughters, so that there are more women than men, as long as the girl does not look like a fairy, or was born in a rich family, then she can't marry at all, and marrying out is also a little wife for others, and it has to be ten rooms and eight rooms...... I originally thought that Lao Tzu's Qiu Yu no matter what he said, his small appearance is good, and Lao Tzu also wants money and power......

"I didn't expect that little rabbit cub didn't know the depths, stupid enough to run to be a soldier by himself, snails, you don't know, I heard it at the time, and my heart was pulling out the cold! Grandma's, a girl from a good family can't get married, and you go to the army to mix, isn't it completely impossible to get married? …… Alas, I have lost this child's heart in the past two years, and my children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, so let her go! Can't get married? If you can't get married, be an old girl and stay by your father's side......

"Haha, I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it, the little rabbit cub really has some skills, and he can still find me an uncle when he is a soldier, what a tiger father and no dog girl! Hahaha! Hey, by the way, snail, you said that maybe it's because the army is crowded with men, and it's easier to find your uncle, right? Hey, snail, what kind of road did that kid you see, also from the army? ”

The snail accompanied him with wine for a long time, and finally seized the opportunity to speak, and hurriedly said:

"In my opinion, it doesn't look like a ...... in the army"

"Not the best, not the best, haha! Hey, how does that kid look? Is it tall? ”

"It's a talent, it's not too short, and it looks like a good match for the eldest lady......"

"Okay, that's the best! Haha, I knew my daughter had a vision! Hahaha! ”

"It's just ......," the snail said with a wry smile, "It's just that the kid is wearing a 'uniform', and it's really ......"

"Uniforms? What uniforms? Didn't you say that he wasn't in the military? ”

"No, no, it's not an army uniform, it's the kind of ......," the snail gestured, "it's that ugly big padded jacket with blue and white stripes on it, I suspect it's ......"

"Huh? What is it? ”

The snail carefully stared at the eyes of the autumn tiger and said:

"Subordinate...... The subordinates suspected that the kid was just ...... Just released from which prison...... The eldest lady was accompanying him to buy clothes. ”

"Just-from-prison-prison-release-out-come-?" Qiu Laohu repeated word by word, the two big broom eyebrows twisted into a big pimple, and suddenly slapped the table, and a loud roar broke out, "My day! ”

The tea on the table was splashed by him, and the snail shrank his head in fright, and quickly said:

"Boss, I'm ...... I immediately took a couple of men over and cut off one of the boy's legs. ”

"Fuck you!" Qiu Laohu kicked him out of his heels again, and roared, "Lao Tzu finally has an uncle, who dares to touch a single hair of my uncle, Lao Tzu cut down his whole family!" ”

The snail got up and shrank to the side, not daring to talk nonsense.

"Hahaha," Qiu Laohu laughed happily again, "what about his grandmother's, who just got released from prison?" It doesn't matter, as long as my daughter likes it! Maybe that kid is also on the road, and he won't need to learn to do this business in the future! Haha, okay, what a little bunny, there are two hits! ”

Qiu Laohu grabbed the snail over, grabbed him by the shoulder, and patted it vigorously, making the snail grin. But Qiu Laohu didn't care, laughed, and asked:

"Snail, you kid is so good! Haha, come on, tell me, how do Qiu Yun and that kid look? To what extent? ”

"Boss, I won't tell you," the snail was praised by the autumn tiger, and he couldn't close his mouth with pleasure, "My snail took a lot of effort to follow the two of them, and only then did he overhear something." In my opinion, if they don't say anything else, that kid has a lot of husband's temperament! ”

"Oh? How? ”

"You see, that kid has just been released, and he is also penniless, and he has not even a piece of clothing. The eldest lady took him to buy clothes, but the kid tried and refused to ask for it, saying that 'men should have self-esteem'! Boss, what do you think? ”

Qiu Laohu listened to it for a long time, and suddenly hit the incense case, and roared and praised:

"Good boy! Big men should be like this, poor, they must be poor and ambitious, and they can't eat the food they bring! You think, the meal was rubbed in someone's hands first, and then thrown to you to eat, if you want to eat it, can you still be considered a man? Well, this kid, I like temper! ”

The snail happily scratched the back of his head and took the opportunity to offer another plan:

"Boss, of course it's a good thing that kid has backbone, but the bad thing is also bad on this. Now if he delays his development with the eldest lady because of his backbone, it will not be beautiful. ”

"Oh? How does this say? ”

"You think, this man and woman are friends...... What do you say now? Oh, it's called falling in love, this man and woman fall in love, go shopping on the street to buy clothes or something, it has always been men who pay for women to buy, you love me, no one will feel wrong. But if it is the other way around, the woman pays for the man to buy, then the taste is not right, even if the woman is willing, as long as the man is a gentleman, he will feel that the heart is not the taste. You're right? ”

Qiu Laohu patted his head and nodded:

"Well, yes, that's right."

The snail licked his lips and continued:

"Of course, there are also people who like to be little white-faced and eat soft rice by nature, but our uncle is definitely not! Now our aunt doesn't have a big son, he is already here, but he is the kind of person with a lot of backbone. In addition, our eldest lady is in love for the first time, and I guess I don't know how to take care of men. You think, if one has to be bought, the other is hard, and the two of them are young people who are willful, and when the time comes, they will be annoyed, a good pair of mandarin ducks, and they may not be able to break up in two shots! ”

Qiu Laohu was stunned, his two big eyes were stunned, and he slapped his thigh for a long time and roared:

"One shot and two scattered? That's not good, it's not that cheap! Soak up my autumn tiger's daughter, then you have to be my autumn tiger uncle! Want to shoot in two? Damn, I'm going to tie that kid into the cave too! ”

"Hey, boss," the snail hurriedly helped him sit down and persuaded, "It's not yet, let's not say what if!" Alas, but since ancient times, 'a penny suffocates a hero', and there are many such things! But then again, isn't it just for a little money? Uncle doesn't, we have! Our world will open so many fields, and collect other people's protection money, nothing else, there is a lot of money. If you want to find a way to help the two of you, it's not the same as playing? ”

As he spoke, he mysteriously leaned into Qiu Laohu's ear and muttered for a while.

Qiu Laohu slapped his thigh again and praised loudly:

"Well, you're there! Snail, I didn't expect you kid to have two pots in his belly! Okay, in this way, God doesn't know the ghosts, and he can make his uncle rich, and he can also round his uncle's face, but my uncle himself doesn't know it! Haha, now it's okay, my aunt can soak my daughter again! Wow - hahahaha!! ”

The two of them faced the sky and laughed.