Section 17: Xi Tong's twenty-one wives
Li Er lifted the bear skin and shook it, the fur rolled like a wave, and when he blew his breath, a whirlpool-shaped pit would appear, which were all characteristics of a good leather, and after checking the oily and slippery bear skin, he said to Yun Ye with a smile: "Boy, it's not so easy to figure out the way for Queen Guò to go through the door, and you want to get through with a bear skin." You dare to welcome the traitor into the house openly, your courage is commendable, now make a choice, either the thief dies, or
Send you to Lingnan and never return to your hometown. ”
Li Er didn't have a good heart, Li Anlan must have encountered great difficulties when he arrived in Lingnan at this time, this was already expected by Yun Ye, starting from scratch, how could it be so easy to settle down, this stage will take at least a year.
Li Anlan wants to be the queen, how can he do it without paying the price, with three thousand elite soldiers in his hands, how bad can he be? There is no problem in saving her life, so many famous ministers and brave generals will be her staff officers, if she can't even deal with a few flirtatious people, it is only right to come back early.
"Your Majesty, the minister should choose the third one," After speaking, he ran to the place where he washed his feet just now, took out another bear skin from under the big stone, and returned to the hall to spread Li Er under his feet.
"His heart can be punished, his heart can be punished, dare to play tricks in front of me, you are looking for death." Li Er was annoyed and angry, kicked the bear skin to the side with one kick, flicked his sleeves and went back. "Your Majesty, did you agree?" Yun Ye asked in a loud voice, as long as he is reasonable, there is nothing to say, Li Er has an excellent reputation on this point.
"Okay, if you get cheap and sell well, you won't be afraid that Your Majesty will really get angry. It's useless for you to take eighty bear skins, tell your guests, forget it this time, as long as he has another scandalous incident, heaven and earth, there is really no place for him. You have to remember that there are limits to royal grace. If you don't get involved in these things in the future, it won't be good for you. ”
The eldest grandson's words appeased Yun Ye a little, and the land of right and wrong should not stay for a long time. There is no measurable standard for the good guys and bad guys in this era, and those killed by Li Er are not necessarily all bad guys, and their positions are different. The focus of looking at people is different, I don't know the true face of Lushan, only because I am in this mountain, this is the reason.
Yun Ye has been in this world for too short a time to feel special hatred, except for the people who carry the original sin, Yun Ye has an equal attitude towards all the people in this land.
Riding a horse with difficulty, I was busy from early morning to evening today, and my whole body seemed to be scattered, and I insisted on going to the guest room to see Xitong. I told him about today's events.
The dark face became even uglier, and if he was asked to beg for mercy himself, he would not die, and as a friend, he had to do it for him. Although the relationship did not reach the point of life and death, coupled with Yun Ye's regret for those dead adventurers, prompted him to make such a risky move.
Xi Tong's eyes were a little moist, but he turned his head to pick up the medicine bowl, drank all the medicine juice in one go, and then turned his head and became the iron-clad man again.
"When entering Hebei. I couldn't hold it anymore, my whole body burned badly, I wanted to lie down by the river and drink saliva, but I only took one sip and passed out by the river. When I woke up, I was lying in a grass hut, covered with grass, I thought I was dead, I was not afraid, but it was a pity, I beat me and stripped five white bear skins, and sent them to you, just to tell you that you and your master went to the place where we went back then, we have also been there, in fact, it is still a competitive spirit, but I didn't die, I was saved by some women, they said that there are few men now, and it would be a pity to die again.
Men in this place in Hebei are fighting with Dou Jiande, and they are dying, so most of the people in a village are women and children, where I lie, is a woman's home, and the place where she can warm up is the haystack, the cold in Hebei in April is pressing, watching the woman unconsciously drill into my arms, I want to laugh, she is not beautiful, nor plump, but her eyes are very beautiful, you know no, it is the kind of woman who looks very comfortable, itchy in her heart, and can't help but want to hug it.
I was in a fever, and I came to her because she was warm, and I saw that the bearskin was still there, so I covered the woman, and when she woke up, she said, "Keep the skin and sell it for money, and buy some food, and the whole family is still waiting to eat."
I'm very strange, I'm a loner, I don't care, where did I come from, I didn't know until the fever subsided, I had already visited the church when I was unconscious, and now I have twenty-one wives and eight children to raise, she said that it is a big family, yes, plus I have thirty people. By the way, why don't you laugh, I told people along the way that I had twenty-one wives and they were all very happy. ”
"I can't fucking laugh, the heroes and heroes all over the world only remember that His Majesty the Emperor has more than 100,000 horses, but I forget that it is 100,000 lives, not 100,000 pigs."
After hearing what Xi Tong said, Yun Ye didn't have the slightest complaint about what happened in the palace today, and there was nothing wrong with what he did. The weight is well handled, not out of line.
"Is it true that you are the only man in a village?"
"That's not, there is one less leg, he has ten wives, and he is probably about to remarry me, Yunhou, otherwise go to Hebei with me, I will divide you ten, you can pick first."
"I'll forget it, it's not blessed, you plan to just admit these twenty-one wives?" Yun Ye looked at Xi Tong and couldn't imagine that he didn't deny it, but really planned to marry these women.
"Yunhou, you look down on me too much, I am a dripping grace, I should repay with a spring, they give me the only little food to eat in order to save me, you know, in April, it is the time when the green and yellow are not connected, the bare-ass children are stunned to see me drinking porridge, I want to share a little with them, they said that Dad is full, we have food. Just this father, Yunhou, I have eight children, three boys and five girls, when they grow up again, send you here to school, children can't do it if they don't study, say okay. ”
"You need to heal your injuries for at least three months, and then go back in three months, and I'll prepare more food for you." There is nothing normal in this damn world, Xitong married twenty-one wives, he should have been criticized and written, but now it is not like that, the more wives he marries, the better this person is, what the hell is this.
Yun Ye suddenly remembered that the ancients said that the beggars of Qi had two wives, and this allusion was likely to be true, and Mr. Jin Yong also used the mouth of Huang Yaoshi to joke about Confucianism; How could a beggar have a second wife, at least this sentence is untenable, after the war, Xitong can marry twenty-one wives, and it is really nothing for a beggar to marry two.
Xi Tong activity ankle said: "Mr. Sun has reset my misplaced hamstrings, I promised the thirteenth, I will go back when the first snow falls, prepare more food for me tomorrow, as well as cloth, give me some warm skin, and fill me with a barrel of wine, I will go back, now it's September, I'm afraid those women won't be able to hold up the snow." ”
Yun Ye's nose was sour, he pushed open the door and walked out, leaving Xitong who was still giggling in the room.
Steward Qian was standing behind the door, he couldn't stand crying, Yun Ye stopped and said to Lao Qian: "You prepare according to the things of a hundred people, and then prepare some copper coins for him, as well as silver, the ox pulling the cart chooses two bullocks, five cows, and two horses for him, you look at these things, and now if you want to cry, stay away from me, it's annoying to watch." ”
Sleepless all night, Xin Yue thought that she was angry with her husband by playing tricks during the day, so she posted it over, hummed quietly to make amends, hugged Xin Yue for a long time without moving, and suddenly asked: "What will it be like if I marry twenty wives?" ”
Xin Yue was startled and her body became stiff, but she immediately softened and said with a smile: "You are the Hou Ye, it is not up to you to marry as many as you want, who dares to stop you." ”
"Duplicity, you know, in that ghost place in Hebei, only good people marry many wives, and the bad guys are not good women, you say it's strange."
"You're talking about widows' villages, there are widow villages everywhere in the world, you don't know, there were also in Shuzhong before, they locked themselves in the big courtyard and made a living by weaving silk and satin, and I heard that the women there will never see men again until they die."
Speaking of these, Xin Yue immediately came to her senses, leaned on Yun Ye's chest, and told him the story of Ergou and Luan Niang vividly, although she had told this story many times, she still enjoyed it.
The Buddha touched Xin Yue's hair, Yun Ye looked through the thin gauze tent, watching a full moon rise from the window, golden and yellow, with a moon halo, there may be a strong wind tomorrow, it is not a good day to travel.
Even if it is not a good day to travel, it will definitely be a good day to rob money, Chang'an City is full of fat sheep, or buy drunk in the West Market, or sing in the Qinglou, and then do some beautiful things after the brain is full of fat, it is really a joy in life.
Yun Ye, who guides these blind consumers, feels that it is his own responsibility, and he has no investment vision at all, isn't it good to just know how to buy a house to expand the land, buy some glass or something, and maintain its value?
I heard that King Solomon's treasure is full of glass ballast, you see how many people gather wealth, and the greedy ghost gate of later generations has found the treasure after a lot of hard work, and after opening it, there is nothing but glass from a thousand years ago, which has become one of the biggest jokes in the world.
After the caravans from all over the world gather in Chang'an, there will be a good show of crazy plundering of wealth in the world's largest city, seeing the moon gradually disappearing from the window, Yun Ye's smile became very sweet, and she pulled a blanket for Xin Yue, she had already fallen asleep. (To be continued)
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