Section 16: Bribery is a science

The eldest grandson is always the most dazzling phoenix in the palace, although he is a little old, but he always uses the storage zĂ i that other young concubines need to look up to, if Li Er is the sun, the moon can only be the eldest grandson.

Beauty is easy to get old, the general's white hair This is the law of time at work, even if the eldest grandson is still beautiful, after giving birth to five children in a row for more than ten years, it is inevitable that her proud figure will be out of shape, fortunately, she is not only beautiful, wisdom is also super-first-class, when she finds that beauty is not enough, decisively take the route of wisdom, from the current state, it cannot but be said that wisdom is more useful than beauty.

As far as Yun Ye knew, Li Er spent at least half of a month with his eldest grandson, and the other half of the month was kicked out by the eldest grandson and had no place to sleep, so he casually found a concubine to sleep for one night.

The eldest grandson's dormitory is the only place where Yun Ye can stay in the harem, if you go to other places and want to see Li Er's huge group of concubines, there will immediately be eunuchs standing in front of you staring at you expressionlessly, if you don't know what to do, their sharp voices will spread throughout the palace.

The Taiye Pond has just been cleaned up by the three princes, it can be called rippling blue waves, weeping willows, but there are no fish in it, occasionally there are two or three red koi fish appear, it is also a glimpse, now there are a lot of ponds in the Yun family, and some were transported to the academy a few days ago, and those goddamn bastards in the academy turned the fish full of ponds into grilled fish and fish soup in just a few days.

It's not that they didn't give them meat to eat, but after they learned to grill fish with the weasels, they always thought that their craft was buried, and there was no place to show it, and it became a fashion to catch two fish and ask their classmates to taste them.

Li Er has been eating the braised carp that Yun Ye made for him. It is no longer forbidden to eat carp, although it is not explicitly stated, and the government now sees the vendors picking carp for sale, and it no longer cares.

The sun is about to turn west, and the eldest grandson still hasn't come back, wearing a thick official uniform, he is almost soaked with sweat, and his boots are very slippery. Socks are also glued to the feet. Very uncomfortable.

Looking around, there were only two listless eunuchs dozing on the porch, Li Tai threw Yun Ye here and ran away, probably looking for someone to identify the authenticity of the relics, this guy has never believed in other people's words, and always has to verify it himself. will believe that this is a bad habit that the academy has cultivated for him, and there is probably no hope of changing it in this life.

Take off your boots. Wash the socks, the smell is terrible, anyway, Yun Ye finished washing with his air closed. Hang your socks on the stones, and it is estimated that a pillar of incense will dry them, and your boots will be turned over, and you will run away and your feet will be stuffed into the pool. The cold water brushes the surface of the feet, which is very refreshing, and the saltiness of the feet may be very large, and the fish are attracted to it, circling around the feet, and enjoying the taste.

The eldest grandson must be accompanying Li Yuan to play mahjong, Li Yuan is now pointing to mahjong to live, not playing a dozen laps a day is uncomfortable, the effect is remarkable, since there is mahjong, the speed of his creation has finally slowed down, two years to Li Er added a younger brother and a sister, it is a normal increase in speed, if it is not mahjong, I don't know how many people will be kings in the future, Cao Cao's achievements have been done for a lifetime, and mahjong is a grade in Datang.

It was quiet under the willow tree, and no one sent a mat to me, and my butt sat on the bluestone slab for a long time, and it was easy to get hemorrhoids. The dignified marquis is not in the palace There is no Wang Ba Da in the Jinshui River, and I didn't see the eunuchs building a sunscreen shed for the pair of thousand-year-old Wang Ba in the Jinshui River, fresh autumn fruits, whole vegetable melons, and throwing them in non-stop, and there is even a small piece, a small piece of meat, which makes the imperial marquis sitting on the stone embarrassed.

Finally hearing the eunuch's shrill voice, Yun Ye hurriedly got up, put on his socks and shoes in three or two, adjusted every muscle on his face to the best position, patted his cheeks, and Xi Tong's life depended on this mouth. If Li Er didn't know that a traitor had entered Yun Mansion until now, he wouldn't believe Yun Ye if he killed him.

I heard that the new head of the Baiqi Division is a palace worship that has followed Li Er for a long time, these perverted guys, their abilities have been undoubtedly revealed as early as Li Er's accession to the throne, one step at a time, ten steps and one kill, insidious, vicious and ruthless, this kind of person is not suitable for being an official in the court, only suitable for raising in the deep palace as an offering, other emperors generally cut down this kind of person after they run out, only Li Eryang is by his side, and none of them are killed.

The last time there was a family banquet in the palace, Yun Ye was dragged away by Li Chengqian, and unconsciously drank two more glasses, and was asked by those old guys, and several times they were almost exposed, fortunately, they couldn't understand the modern words that Bai Yunye said, thinking that they were talking nonsense when they were drunk, otherwise it would be troublesome, a group of people who like to find a place to sit in the dark, who dares to underestimate it.

"What are you running to the palace on a hot day?" The eldest grandson seems to have won the money, and the love is very good, and when he saw Yun Ye, he didn't sarcastically sarcastic.

"Niangniang doesn't know, the cold house recently extracted a kind of oil from mint, I heard Mr. Sun say that it is very good for the woman's skin, Weichen heard that there is this wonder, so he hurriedly sent it to Niangniang, although Niangniang does not need these vulgar things, just a piece of the heart of the younger generation, and please Niangniang smiled."

"Oh? Mr. Sun said that it is useful, but I want to see it later, mint is generally used to refresh the mind, and it is the first time I have heard of it in this regard. He took the small porcelain bottle from the palace maid's hand, opened the cork cork, shook it from side to side, and a mint fragrance immediately spread. It makes people feel refreshed, and this thing is the brainchild of this time.

This guy no longer applies grease and powder, in addition to going to the perfume workshop to work every day, he is scurrying around in the market, buying a lot of snacks, and I can't wait to even pounce on the lettuce and bite two bites, I don't understand at first, and then I heard him know that Li Yuanchang is not allowed to eat anything else in order to make this guy fragrant, only a little rice. Then I ate all kinds of flower petals, even the stamens, which lasted for three years, so now I can't wait to taste all the food in the world at once, and now I deliberately squeeze out the peppermint oil, just to wipe my face in the summer and make my skin moisturized.

"It's not bad, I've accepted it, if it's okay, I'll go back." The eldest grandson accepted the gift, and without even asking the reason, he planned to drive Yun Ye out, and he turned his face ruthlessly It was indeed a royal patent.

Yun Ye deliberately mentioned the big package, as long as the eldest grandson asked, he would have enough excuse to state Xitong's affairs to her, the eldest grandson's eyes were really attracted, he looked at it and said: "If there is anything, just say it, you don't need to use the trick of wanting to catch me in front of me, if the matter is serious, the value of the things in your package is not enough, you can try it for me." ”

I like the eldest grandson the most, spread out the burden, exposed the white bear skin, and was about to brag about it, when the hall chief Sun said angrily: "What kind of good baby should I be, it turned out to be a black bear skin, are you teasing Ben Hou?" ”

Black bearskin? This is obviously a white bear skin, how can it become a black bear skin, and are the two comparable? Take a closer look, that's right, it's a white bear skin, transparent as white, why did she say it's a black bear skin?

"Niangniang, this is a white bear skin, how can it be a black bear skin?" Yun Ye scratched his head and looked at the eldest grandson, this mother-in-law doesn't want to eat black, right?

The eldest grandson was very puzzled, it was obviously a black bear skin, why did Yun Ye say it was a white bear skin? It doesn't look like he's cheating, could it be that I'm too dazzled by mahjong today, but if I look closely, it's indeed a black bear skin.

"Hua Niang, look at whether it's a white bear skin or a black bear skin," the eldest grandson said to the personal palace maid standing next to him.

The palace maid hesitated for a moment and said, "Niangniang, what the slave saw was a grizzly bear skin. ”

Yun Ye and the eldest grandson were stunned when they heard this sentence, Yun Ye stood next to him and looked at the bear skin on the ground, and sure enough, it turned gray, and then went farther away, and found that the color was getting darker and darker, and the eldest grandson also walked around the bear skin, and she also found that when you look closely, the bear skin is white, and it is black from a distance, why is this?

Yun Ye and the eldest grandson looked at each other and were puzzled, Yun Ye said to the eldest grandson thoughtfully: "Niangniang, could it be that the hair on this bear skin is transparent?" What color does it change when you lean against it? ”

It has been proved that the bear skin does change color, and the color will gradually change from white to black with the brightness of the light, this is a baby, the eldest grandson likes this bear skin very much, the only one in the world.

"The gift is good, it can be regarded as a rare treasure, just say something about it, let's talk about it first, the things in the court are not good, then your majesty has to open your mouth." Even if he was confused by the bearskin, the eldest grandson was still very measured and adhered to his bottom line.

When Yun Ye told the cause and effect of the matter, the eldest grandson's face became gloomy: "Are you sure that Tian Xiangzi is dead?" ”

"If he can survive under such harsh conditions, Wechen has nothing to say, his relics will be presented to His Majesty as a gift by Qingque, Wechen thinks it is very credible, even if he survives, he has no minions, at most he is an old man of more than eighty years old, I am afraid that he will do anything." What gave Yun Ye confidence was not Xi Tong's words, but Sun Simiao's judgment, where Yun Ye and Tian Xiangzi met, he found that Tian Xiangzi had a lung disease that was strict and could survive a year, and combined with what Xi Tong said, Yun Ye chose to believe that Tian Xiangzi was dead.

"Guanyin don't have to think about it, Tian Xiangzi is indeed dead, the old nest in Luzhou has been empty, the personnel are scattered, those main leaders, went to Mobei and never reappeared, only a half-dead remnant crawled back, I wanted to see who he would go to, but I didn't expect him to go to the Lantian Marquis Mansion in the bright light, and there was a prince to accompany him, and the conversation was very happy, even if your kid has eyes, not confused, do you know that the Baiqi Division has set up a net near your home to capture and kill this person, and by the way, bring you back for questioning, So this bearskin can only buy you a little life, if you want to spare that remnant, boy, take another bearskin in exchange. (To be continued)

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