Nanjing, one of the three major furnaces in China, is still so hot in mid-September.

Late at night, Xiang Xiaoqiang (whose name seems to be a little ^_^ whiter) is in a dirty room of a few square meters, turning on the computer, blowing the fan, eating instant noodles, picking his feet, reading novels, and YY.

"Ding...... Knock knock ......"

Pleasant phone music rings, text birds.

Uh-huh, look at it...... ：

"The hotel has a long-term recruitment of male and female public relations, with a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan, requiring open-mindedness, physical fitness and appearance, please call 139XXXXXXX ...... if you are interested"

Day, it's like this again.

Action - Delete - Are you sure you want to delete this message? - Sure! It's you who deleted it!

Call...... Delete one more.

He's now lost his temper at all by harassing text messages. Since I changed my Unicom mobile phone, the service is almost not to mention, and I annoy you with text messages all day long, and you can't survive. In addition to job ads, something like "I always miss your lips, your tongue...... Boss, I want a pound of pig's head meat" is also a few old-fashioned jokes a day. Probably still collects money.

There are even more disgusting ones, saying that you have won the jackpot, and asking you to call as many numbers as you want.

Alas, this kind of old millet rotten sesame seeds are sent out, doesn't this treat people as stupid X?

"Ding...... Knock knock ......"

Pleasant music sounded, and another one came.

Xiang Xiaoqiang reluctantly put down his chopsticks, wiped his grease mouth, and continued to look at it.

"Young male friends, do you want to cross? Do you want to stall a horse? Do you want to go back to the Ming Dynasty and be like that? Are you still in a dirty room of a few square meters, turning on the computer, blowing the fan, eating instant noodles, picking your feet, and reading novels while YY? ”

Xiang Xiaoqiang sucked in a noodle hanging from the corner of his mouth, his face was expressionless, and he continued to flip down.

"Young male friends! Now we can change all that for you, fulfill your wishes that can only be achieved in YY, and make your YY a reality!

"YY Travel Agency is a professional time and space travel agency approved, registered and established by the National Time and Space Administration and the Time and Space Travel Bureau, which is designed to provide high-quality, efficient and high-quality travel services from the late Neolithic matriarchal clan period to 3015 AD for male young people who need YY in various time and space!

"During the 11th Golden Week, our company opened two new popular routes: 'Back to the Ming Dynasty' and 'Back to the Qing Dynasty'. The five-day tour of 'Huiming' double flight is 2,888 yuan per person, and the three-day tour of 'Huiqing' double flight is 1,888 yuan per person......

"How's that, young male friends! Intrigued? It's better to take action than to be tempted, call now to make an appointment......"

……

Forbearance, there should always be a degree, right?

Xiang Xiaoqiang only felt that he wanted to cry without tears. He admired the person who wrote the text message. It is also creative that harassing text messages can be programmed on this. What is even more commendable is that he is very persistent. For more than ten days, this text message was sent to his mobile phone at 0:00 at night, and it was not pulled for a day, which was more stable than the update of the platinum god. This is also a person who has read too many time-traveling novels and is bored to the point of perversion.

He finally got on fire. This time, instead of directly deleting it, I opened "Reply to New Message" and wrote viciously:

"I'm going to tell you mother! If you read a book, you can read a book, and if you are bored, you can write a book! ”

Then I pressed the reply, "pop", and sent it out.

Hehe, it feels a lot cooler. After eating instant noodles by two, the bowl was thrown to the side and continued to stare back at the screen.

Oops, oops, oops, oops, oops, awesome, the great god has been renewed!

"Ding...... Knock Knock...... Dingdingding...... Knock knock knock ......"

Alas, here it is again, this time on the phone. I don't know the number. In the middle of the night, who is this......

Xiaoqiang picked up the phone:

"Hey...... Who......"

A very thick male voice came from inside, looking disappointed: "Alas, it's a man." ”

Xiang Xiaoqiang is not in one place:

"Yes, I'm a man. Who are you? ”

"Well, men are men," the man sighed, "after all, I sent this message to more than a hundred people, and you were the first to reply." ”

Xiang Xiaoqiang was furious, and the tiger roared:

"Hey, boy! Have you been messaging me for so many days?! ”

"Hey, don't be angry, I'm not trying to harass anyone. It's just that after uploading the code every night, I feel very tired and want to joke with people to relax. - By the way, it would be nice to get to know MM again. It's a pity you're not. ”

Xiaoqiang was stunned for a moment:

"What, codeword? …… You wouldn't write novels online, would you? ”

"Hehe, I just finished uploading."

No way......

Xiao Qiang stared at the screen, his eyes getting wider and wider. has long dominated the first place on the recommended list - "Back to the Ming Dynasty", the latest chapter has just been transmitted.

"That ......" Xiaoqiang's throat tightened a little, "That...... Is your pen name called ...... Lee Bird Watching? ”

"Oh, that's just my username, my pen name is ...... Hey? How do you know? ”

Xiang Xiaoqiang only felt dizzy, and his throat was a little sweet. Surfing the Internet at midnight and bumping into the great god......

……

Li Bird Watching:

"Hello? Hey, hey? ”

Five minutes later, Xiaoqiang finally cried loudly:

"Wow...... O dear! …… Bird watching! …… Do you know how ...... I am?"

……

After five minutes, the windows of this unit were lit up one after another. Ten minutes later, the dogs in the neighborhood began barking.

Before dawn the next day, Xiang Xiaoqiang got up. He pulled out the clothes he had worn for the interview, then looked in the mirror and carefully slapped his short hair with mousse again.

Xiaoqiang excitedly turned over in bed last night. He is a die-hard fan of Li Guanniao, and in order to save a monthly ticket for this big man, he did not hesitate to order several books that he didn't like to read. Maybe it was sincerity that moved God, God actually let Li Guanniao live in the same city as himself, and let himself be lucky to receive his harassment messages for half a month. Yesterday, after a cry and begging, the very kind Li Guanniao promised to meet him at noon today and have a meal together.

"Life is like a stock, when it hits the bottom, it will rebound."

This is Xiaoqiang's motto, and today it has finally been fulfilled. In the past two years, his life has been like a garbage stock, unlucky and angry. Within two years, he was fired by six companies, and he also fired one company squid. When people change jobs, their salaries are getting higher and higher, but he is just the opposite. The first job after graduation is okay, with a monthly salary of two thousand two. After that, as it was speculated again and again, the index went all the way down. Recently, a salary fell below the 1,000 mark, only 850 yuan, and there are no three golds, no car stickers.

My girlfriend who has been talking in college for two years said goodbye to him at the beginning of the year. Last month, a beautiful woman in the office was actually willing to have a relationship with him, which touched Xiaoqiang or something. Just when Xiaoqiang was thanking the gods and Buddhas all over the world for two and a half days of dating, the beauty and the vice president of the company appeared in front of him and explained to him apologetically. Xiang Xiaoqiang realized that this beauty turned out to be the lover of the vice president, and the two were angry, but now they are reconciled.

Three days later, the HR manager called Xiaoqiang to the office and politely told him that although he performed well during the probationary period, he might not be very suitable for the job, so he suggested that he try other opportunities.

When Xiang Xiaoqiang walked out of the company building with all his personal belongings, he almost cried.

"Persistence, persistence, life is like a stock, as long as you stick to it, it will always rebound." He looked at the sky and said to himself through gritted teeth.

But it seems that the stock is about to fall to a halt. After that, I submitted nearly 100 resumes and interviewed more than a dozen companies, but none of them had any results. Fortunately, there is "What to Do When I Return to the Ming Dynasty" on the Internet every night, or he really doesn't know what else he has to worry about in the world.

I didn't expect to have dinner with the author of this book today. Maybe that's a sign that bad luck is over?

Xiang Xiaoqiang was walking around the house in a suit and leather shoes, and the "little deer" in his chest was bumping around, and he couldn't do anything. finally stayed up until half past ten in the morning, and then rushed out of the gate and saw the idol in his heart.

"Huh? …… This...... No...... It seems to ...... Hey...... Uh......"

Standing at the agreed park gate, Xiaoqiang stared blankly at the scene in front of him:

Next to the bus stop, there are a few tables, a few chairs, two parasols, and behind the desks sit a man and a woman, who are boredly playing with their mobile phones and watching pedestrians.

In front of the umbrella is a large sign that reads:

YY Time Travel Agency

For you

Matrilineal clan period from the Late Neolithic period

arrive

Crossing tour service in 3015 AD!

A number of popular routes, warmly consulted

……

"And this kind of thing, hehe," Xiao Qiang smiled secretly relieved, "This world is really coincidental, there is really a 'YY travel agency'." Well, probably that Li Guanniao had seen this stall a long time ago, so he made up such a message. ”

But time passed minute by minute, and the waiting cars walked one after another. The appointment was half past eleven, and it was already half past twelve, and the bird still didn't appear.

On the station next to them, two women were holding their children, whispering to each other, and glancing at this side from time to time, giggling.

An old man carried Maza, paced slowly to the table, pouted his ass and read the sign, glanced at the person sitting behind the table with complicated eyes, sighed, shook his head, and walked away with words in his mouth.

His legs were sore and his knees were straight, but Xiaoqiang was still reluctant to rest for a while at the station seat next to him. There is a billboard blocking the view, so you can't see this side. What if in these few seconds, the bird came very softly, waved its sleeves, and walked away gently?

I took out my phone and called one, and I didn't think it was polite. But, alas, it's all an hour late, let's hit one!

Xiaoqiang took out his mobile phone and called up Li Guanniao's number, and as soon as he pressed the dial button, someone's mobile phone rang on the side of "YY Travel Agency".

The man picked up the phone, glanced at the number, looked at Xiaoqiang in surprise, and picked up the phone:

"Hello?"

The sound was in sync.

"Ah, hehe," the man put away the phone and greeted with a smile, "You are Mr. Xiang Xiaoqiang, I see that you have been waiting there for a long time, sorry for not calling you earlier...... Haha, come on, please sit down......"

Xiang Xiaoqiang:

“……？”

Xiao Qiang walked over ignorantly and sat down slowly at the table. The stiff legs squeaked, and it was indescribably comfortable.

Next to MM holds a cup of tea.

"Thank you." Xiao Qiang held the paper cup, took a sip gently, and looked at the two people suspiciously.

"Hehe, Mr. Xiang," the man smiled and handed over a business card, "Let me introduce myself, my surname is Li, and I am in charge of the business development of travel agencies in this era, this is my business card." ”

"Ahh......h

YY Time Travel Agency

Director Lee

The first half of the 21st century (2000~2050) branch

Marketing Department

Business Development Office

"Ah...... What ...... that" Xiaoqiang read the business card twice, raised his head and asked weakly, "What, aren't you a columnist for Diandian Chinese Network?" Your surname is Li ...... Oh, then your screen name must be Li Guanniao. ”

"Hehe, I'm sorry, I'm called Li Guanniao, but not the one from the Chinese network." This, Li Guanniao is a great god, how can it be so easy to see? I've always wanted to get to know him. ”

"Huh?!"

"Hehe, the main thing is that if you don't say that, you probably won't come...... Oops, don't be angry, don't be angry...... In fact, speaking of this and this, this little Chinese network, like our travel agency, is a subordinate unit of the National Time and Space Administration, engaged in income generation, and there are branches in every time and space, which is equivalent to three industries. Do you understand? ”

Xiaoqiang only felt that his breath trembled, his eyes were glazed, and he could only faintly hear a woman talking in his ears:

"Baby, you have to study hard, otherwise you won't have the ability in the future, so you can only live by street fraud like these uncles and aunts, and finally let the police uncle arrest you......"

Xiang Xiaoqiang staggered to his feet and said dryly:

"I'm sorry, I still have something to do, so I'll go first......"

"Hey, Mr. Xiang," the MM hurriedly grabbed him, "Don't be in a hurry to leave ...... yet"

"What are you going to do? It's on the street, I tell you......"

"Hehe, Mr. Xiang," Li Guanniao nodded with a smile and asked him to sit down again, "I can understand your feelings, my words must be unbelievable to you." Well, that's normal. After all, in this day and age, we haven't done business yet. Alas, this is also the point of Chinese network they do not do enough, although let people know what crossing is, but after all, it is not deep enough to make people think that it is just something in fiction. Alas, only cared about making money, and left the core task behind. Fei Fei, write it down, and go back to the Time and Space Administration to see one of them.

"That, Mr. Xiang, listen to me first, you see, we don't know each other, why can I deceive you...... Why don't you come here? Why do I know that you like to read books on the Chinese website? Why do I know your idol is Li Guanniao? ”

"Oh? It's right......" Xiaoqiang looked at him suspiciously, "Why?" ”

"Actually, there are time-travelers in every era. A few of us are traversers. I was born in 2740, and she (pointing to the girl next to me) was two years younger than me, born in 2742. In addition, the vice president of your company also crossed over. That kid was a business representative of our travel agency, and the company rewarded him for a trip because of his outstanding performance. You see that he is now, young, already worth tens of millions, has a wife, and seven lovers. By the way, the big beauty in your office is the ugliest of his eight women. Can't remember? Uh, the one who toyed with you and dumped you...... Uh, sorry Mr. Xiang, please forgive me for the wording......"

“……”

Li Guanniao looked at Xiao Qiang with a strange expression, smiled slightly, took a sip of water, and continued:

"It's like a novel, he's a time-traveler, you're not, so he's lucky everywhere, you're unlucky everywhere. Because he's the main character, and you're just a trickster...... Thinking about it this way, do you understand it? ”

Xiang Xiaoqiang didn't move. Then suddenly warily said:

"Say, what the hell are you doing? Have you been stalking and peeping at me? Or did someone investigate me? ”

"Whew!" Li Guanniao leaned back in frustration and closed his eyes in pain.

The girl named Fei Fei next to her leaned up and whispered very softly:

"Don't be discouraged, he's an ancient man, it's normal for his thoughts to have limitations......"

"Hmm!" Li Guanniao sat up abruptly again, "It is precisely because of the difficulties that I was sent to open up the market." There's never been a customer I can't handle! ”

"Well, come on!" Fei Fei said with a grin.

"Okay, Mr. Xiang," Li Guanniao said as he picked up his phone and dialed the number, "you can doubt me now, and even laugh at me, but I will prove it to you myself." In this day and age, you are, after all, the first to react to our ads. …… Hey, head office, who's who? Xiao Liu, I'm Li Guanniao. Who of you are idle there? Well, tell him to come to me at once and bring something from our time. …… Anything, as long as it wasn't available in ancient times. Okay, I'm on September 14, 2007, (I looked at my watch) 12:42, 23 seconds. Well, hurry up. ”

Then, Li Guanniao ignored Xiang Xiaoqiang's strange eyes, leaned back in the chair, and said confidently:

"Alright, let's wait."

After a while, Fei Fei suddenly screamed, quickly clutched her skirt, and jumped to the side with her legs tight. Then, in full view, a man with glasses emerged from under the table.

"Oh, you Jia Guwen, you're going to die!" Fei Fei blushed, "You said, did you mean it!" ”

"Oh, I'm sorry," the man in glasses grinned as he got up, "there are people all around here, I can't fall from the sky." ”

"Come," Li Guanniao said with a smile, "Mr. Xiang, let me introduce you, this Xiao Jia is a famous womanizer in our head office." Gu Wen, bring something good, open the eyes of this Mr. Xiang. ”

"Hey, hey." Jia Guwen took off his glasses from the bridge of his nose and handed them over with a lewd smile.

"Haha," Li Guanniao smiled knowingly, took it, and handed it to Xiao Qiang, "Mr. Xiang, put it on and take a look." ”

Xiang Xiaoqiang took it and put the letter on suspiciously:

"What's wrong?"

"Don't look at us, look at the people around you."

He turned his gaze to the side, and his eyes immediately popped out.

Wow! Wow wow!! Wow wow wow!!

The men, women and children on the street are all unfazed, or talking and laughing, or walking, all living beings, calm and calm.

At the entrance of the park, several old men and women were practicing Tai Chi, and several rotten wood-like bodies moved slowly, like several corpses, which was disgusting.

On the road, a naked man rode by slowly, and on the back frame of the car, a cage of bare chickens was dumping on each other, noisy and fluttering.

On the station, a few girls chirping and laughing, jumping and jumping when it comes to happiness, a few youthful bodies, exquisite curves, and hair.

Xiang Xiaoqiang immediately blocked his nostrils with his hands and turned his back to the sky.