When the nosebleed stopped, he turned back to look at Fei Fei, but unfortunately she was fine.

"Don't look at her, it's useless," Li Guanniao said with a smile, "Several of us are wearing anti-pervert coats." Hehe, you ancient people are not used to this thing, come on, come on, take it off. ”

"Hmm, ahem...... Yes. Xiang Xiaoqiang took off his glasses with a red face.

Jia Guwen put it back on with a lewd smile on his face and walked away from under the table.

"How's it going, Mr. Xiang?" Li Guanniao asked him with a smile.

"This ...... Where is it sold? ”

Li Guanniao frowned:

"It's not sold anywhere. Mr. Xiang, I'm asking, do you believe that our time travel agency is real? ”

"Alas...... This ......" Xiao Qiang held the paper cup, watched the water swirl in it, and muttered, "How do you say it...... With such a pair of glasses, I should believe so many absurd things...... I'm highly educated...... What do glasses prove? It's nothing more than a perspective function...... Aren't there X-rays now? In addition, the baggage checker at the train station can also see the contents of the bag through the fabric...... This is nothing more than a little smaller. What if you stole it from which lab? ”

Li Guanniao collapsed in his chair again. He pointed weakly at Xiang Xiaoqiang, and said helplessly to Fei Fei:

"What should I do?"

Fei Fei still smiled and said softly:

"Ancient people, it's normal, it's normal, come on, ......"

"Okay," Li Guanniao got up, picked up his mobile phone, and dialed the number again, "It's out!" I already knew that the application went to the nineteenth century. I thought that people in the 21st century understood science and accepted it! …… Hey, head office? Who, Lao Ding, oops, Boss Ding, you are in the best, brother is in trouble, help! …… Yes, help me contact Sister Cao from the Prehistoric Branch,...... yes, tell them to send a dinosaur. ”

"Poof-" Xiang Xiaoqiang squirted out a mouthful of water.

“…… I know it's not easy to get it, so I'm asking you to coordinate it! I don't know her well,...... There's no way, brother waiting for help! After signing this client, I ask you to go through the ...... You don't know my customer, it's just ......" he glanced at Xiang Xiaoqiang, "It's just ...... Alas, it is estimated that the dinosaurs will be able to shock him...... Smaller? The smaller ones can't do it, and the smaller ones must be called lizards...... Hey, don't you can't do it, what should I do if you can't do it? Hey, old Ding! You've done so well in the first half of the fuck, so you can help the brothers! ”

Xiang Xiaoqiang looked at Li Guanniao, who was about to cry, and compassion suddenly appeared. In fact, from the moment he put on his glasses and saw naked people all over the street, he believed it. He was there grinding and chirping, mainly to see what they had more "enjoyable" about. Besides, he was very unhappy that Li Guanniao tricked him here, and wanted to take this opportunity to make things difficult for this guy. But it seems that this Li Guanniao is really in a hurry, in case this kid really gets a Tyrannosaurus rex to run around the streets here, it's not fun.

"Well, I believe it. …… Hey, I said, can't I believe it? ”

Fifilala, who was still shouting at the phone, watched the bird on her sleeve and whispered:

"Hey, he believes. Hey, he believed. ”

"Oh, believe it?" Li Guanniao put away the phone, "Just believe it." ”

He immediately put on a smiling face, sat down again, quickly took out a stack of prints from his bag, and pushed it in front of Xiang Xiaoqiang:

"Then let's pick the route."

There are so many lines. It's really from thousands of years B.C. to thousands of years A.D., all eras, everything. Hundreds of dazzling single pages, Fei Fei chirped and introduced endlessly.

"I think it's better to do this," Li Guanniao stopped Fei Fei, "Mr. Xiang, let's confirm first, do you like to travel to the past, or the future?" ”

"Ah...... Ha ha...... In the future, can you marry a lot of wives? ”

"Well, in that case," Li Guanniao picked up the bottom half of the stack and pushed it aside, "it's better for us to go back to the past." ”

"Well, okay," Li Guanniao picked up the top one, "Let's check again...... Is it possible, that you would want to travel back in time to the end of the Neolithic period in 5000 BC? Well, that was the period when the Yellow Emperor fought Chiyou. ”

Xiang Xiaoqiang asked:

"Can you marry a lot of wives at that time?"

Li Guanniao smiled and said:

"That's for sure."

"Hmm...... But where am I likely to end up? ”

Li Guanniao scratched his head:

"This, the tribal leader, is equivalent to the village chief."

Xiao Qiang shook his head dryly:

"No, I don't want to go back to the primitive tribe and become the village chief."

"Well, okay, okay, let's pick again. …… Also, from 1949 to 2050, this period is also not considered......"

"Huh, wait, why?"

Li Guanniao rolled his eyelids and dragged up a long note:

"No—why—what. …… System maintenance. ”

Fei Fei added very gently:

"And you can't marry a lot of wives."

"Ah, that's right."

"Okay, let's put it simply, Mr. Xiang, in the remaining thousands of years, which era do you prefer?"

"Ming Dynasty." Xiaoqiang said very dryly.

"Why?"

"No, I just like the Ming Dynasty."

Li Guanniao shook his head and smiled:

"Mr. Xiang, you have to be serious about this matter. You can't easily decide to go to the Ming Dynasty just because the novel you're watching now is set in the Ming Dynasty. It's not a day or two. It's a day here, and it's a year to travel through the past. If you go on a five-day trip, you'll be there for five years. So, you have to think it through. ”

"Huh?!" Xiaoqiang opened his mouth wide, "That's ......"

He held his head and thought for a while, then looked up and said:

"It's still the Ming Dynasty."

"Can you tell me why?"

"Because," Xiao Qiang's eyes radiated with excitement, "the Ming Dynasty was the last period of China's feudal society, and all kinds of feudal thoughts, ethics and morality have reached the peak of their peak. In other words, Chinese women in this era have reached the stage where they are the most docile, the most tame, the most virtuous, the most deeply influenced by the three obediences and four virtues, and the most unable to fight back and scold or change their mouths. As long as you touch their hands and kiss their mouths, they will not marry you, so it is extremely easy to get started. What's even more commendable is that, according to precious historical records such as "Golden Vase Plum", women in this period were able to go out of the hall and enter the kitchen, as the so-called is, they were noblewomen in the living room, smart women in the kitchen, and ...... in bed"

There was a crisp "snap" that interrupted his YY. The pen in Fei Fei's hand had been broken in two.

Xiao Qiang glanced at the woman who seemed to be on the eve of madness, and swallowed back the next words.

"In that case," Li Guanniao smiled slightly, "why don't you choose the Qing Dynasty?" The Qing Dynasty was the last period of Chinese feudal society. ”

"Because of my head shape, I guess I'll be pulled and cut off as soon as I show up over there. If it took a year and a half to keep braids, I would only have five years in total, thanks to that! Besides," Xiaoqiang said with a grin, "Manchu and Han don't intermarry, and if I want to marry a princess, I probably can't." ”

"Alas," Li Guanniao sighed, shook his head, and wrote a few words on the paper, "Okay, Ming Dynasty." What's next, what are you good at? ”

"Go online."

“…… What about the Internet in addition to the Internet? ”

"Play games."

……

"Smack", another pen broke, this time in the hands of Li Guanniao.

Fei Fei added very gently:

"That is to say, whether you can write calligraphy, whether you can write Chinese, whether you can lead troops to war, etc."

"This one...... I don't know how to write, and I've written a few articles in classical Chinese, but I've forgotten all about them. But when it comes to war...... Hehe, my game wasn't played for nothing. ”

Li Bird Watching came to the spirit:

"What games do you play?"

"Hmm, "Allied Death Squads", "Medal of Honor", "Call of Duty", "Battle at Sea", "Hunt and Killing" ......"

Li Guanniao fell into the chair again, pointed weakly at Xiang Xiaoqiang, and said helplessly to Fei Fei:

"What should I do?"

Fei Fei's eyes lit up and asked Xiang Xiaoqiang:

"So, do you know more about modern and modern military?"

"Yes, it's mainly from World War II, I'm a super military fan."

Li Guanniao was stunned:

"You don't want him to travel to the Sino-Japanese War, do you? That history is under maintenance, so it's not open for the time being. ”

"Not really." Fei Fei was embarrassed, leaned into Li Guanniao's ear and muttered for a while.

"Huh? Didn't you break that parallel space? When Li Guanniao heard this, he was angry, and reprimanded in a suppressed voice, "You did a good thing...... Last time on Valentine's Day, I asked you to cross, but you chose a troubled era in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties, and you still possessed Princess Ping...... On the day Li Zicheng broke the city, Chongzhen came to cut you with a sword, but you didn't let him cut it well, and he also snatched the sword and hacked him to death...... You caused me to come back and treat me and buy cigarettes to put the investigators of the Time and Space Administration in order...... Okay, if you can practice any magic skills, be your one-armed god and nun, then it's okay, you actually escaped from Beijing, joined the small court of the Southern Ming Dynasty, and seduced Zheng Chenggong, and the two of them used all kinds of indiscriminate means to take back half of the south of the Yangtze River...... Usually you look so well-behaved, how can you travel through the past with such a big ability? …… If you want to say that you girls' families, being a princess and an eldest princess is already very enjoyable, and you actually ...... Actually...... After Zheng Chenggong's death, she set herself up as the empress, changed her name to 'Changping', and sent a group of opposing old ministers to Yunnan and Guizhou to support education in the west...... I said, what the hell do you think, that's history, do you know? ”

Fei Fei lowered her head and tried her best to hold back a laugh, and said in a whisper:

"I learned it all from Sister Cao...... The last time Sister Cao traveled to the Tang Dynasty, she was attached to Wu Meiniang in Li Shimin's harem, and she also established herself as the empress later, isn't it okay...... Her section was approved by the Time and Space Administration to be counted as canonical history...... Why should I have to be invalidated......"

"What's okay, didn't you see that Sister Cao was relegated to the prehistoric branch to raise dinosaurs! Besides, although she is the empress, the general trend of history is not messed up. When you become an empress, you will turn China into a confrontation between the north and the south, and divide it for a long time. The head office sent several groups of engineers to go through the past to repair, how many wars were waged there, the Ming attack on the Qing Dynasty also tried, the Qing attack on the Ming Dynasty also tried, until the 30s of the 20th century did not reunify, and it was to affect the anti-Japanese theme area after 1937, and there was no way to invalidate it.

"Besides, Wu Zetian's appointment as the empress was not invalidated, not because of her, but because her husband Tang Gaozong's kid was crossed by the brother-in-law of Director Sun of the Time and Space Administration, and of course that section of the family can't be invalidated. At that time, Sun Ju spoke: Don't take it as an example. So you see, there will be no empress in Chinese history after that, right? Just count what you can, take the leader's words inappropriately, if you don't invalidate, who will invalidate? If you're the director's sister-in-law or something, maybe you can do it, but you're not. ”

Fei Fei muttered quietly:

"Hmph...... If I'm the director's sister-in-law, it's your turn to ask me to cross ...... on Valentine's Day."

"What did you say?"

"No, I mean, what now, is my idea okay?"

"Alas, after all, this parallel space has been severely distorted! It's a bit ...... to fool customers with this kind of deformed history."

Fei Fei winked:

"Turnip and cabbage, each has his own love, what if it is his taste? Besides, isn't the company calling on everyone to save costs? That period of history is also waste, which can be regarded as waste utilization. Anyway, he hadn't crossed it before, and he didn't understand it. ”

"Never treat customers as fools," Li Guanniao said in a serious whisper, "I don't understand now, if I go through the past and find that something is wrong, won't he complain?" In case of complaint customer service, our bonus, our car sticker ......"

Suddenly, he lowered his voice excitedly:

"Yes, use that trick to ensure that he doesn't complain......"

Fei Fei had no reason to be cold: "Which move?" ”

Li Guanniao's eyes lit up, and he said very thiefly:

"Doesn't he want to marry a whole bunch of wives? In the evening, we went to the administrator's computer room to 'manage' the male and female ratio parameters of this time and space, from the original 5:5 to 0:10, and adjusted it to the daughter country, and there was no man. Isn't he like a mouse falling into a rice bowl? As long as he is a man, he can marry the women of the whole country as long as he wants. Hmph, it's too late to be cool, and you still complain? ”

Fei Fei looked at him with her mouth wide open and in horror. A moment of urgency:

"No, they'll fire us! …… Besides, if you tune it this way, the customer will ...... It's going to die! ”

"It's okay, this history has been scrapped, and no one cares how to adjust it. Pinch hey, then tune it down, how about 1:9? It's a bit of a competitor. ”

"No, you can't!"

"Naman. 2:8."

"No!"

"That 3:7 cannot be less, and any less is the same as disharmony. Okay, I'm in charge, and it's settled. ”

Li Guanniao coughed, sat up straight, and said with a smile on his face to Xiaoqiang:

"Mr. Xiang, let's confirm, do you have a better understanding of the military and historical trends in the thirties and forties of the 20th century, and at the same time have a soft spot for traditional Chinese women represented by the Ming Dynasty, and hope to establish a family with more than one of them?"

"What do you mean?"

Fei Fei added:

"It means marrying a lot of wives."

Xiaoqiang hurriedly said:

"Yes, that's what it means."

"Very well, I solemnly recommend to you, the company is specially designed for your type of customer - the combined crossing package! Dangdangdang-" Li Guanniao stretched out his hand to Fei Fei, "...... Hey, what about that history? ”

"History...... Fei Fei scratched her head and looked around, "Where is history......

"Hey, don't be kidding," Li Guanniao whispered, "don't tell me I'm in the shredder." ”

"Probably not yet......

The two pouted and rummaged for a while, and finally Fei Fei screamed under the table, picked up the plastic bag containing the fast-food box with the leftover lunch lunch, pulled out a crumpled piece of paper from it, and put it on the table.

"Rely on ......" Xiaoqiang watched disgustingly as they flattened the piece of paper, blotted the soup on it with a paper towel, and then flicked off the rice grains and leek leaves on it.

"I'm sorry Mr. Xiang, this was a pure mistake, hehe, do you know? Beethoven had a symphony score that was found on the oiled paper used to wrap pork in a butcher's shop. ”

Li Guanniao smiled and pushed the "oil paper" in front of him.

Xiaoqiang lowered his head and said:

"Decision on Abolishing the Parallel History of China from 1644 to 1937 A.D., and Imposing the Penalty of Deducting All Bonuses for the Second Quarter and Reducing the Food Allowance for Comrades Li Guanniao and Fei Feifei...... What is this? ”

“……”

The next morning, it was still this place, a few tables of roadside stalls.

"How about Mr. Xiang, everything is arranged at home, right?" Li Guanniao greeted Xiang Xiaoqiang, who had just arrived, with a spring breeze on his face.

This tone startled him:

"This ...... It's only five days, right? ”

"That's nature, five-day tour," Li Guanniao said with a smile, "but it's five years over there, and you know that." We'll pick you up then, and you won't be able to rely on it for a day. ”

"Mr. Xiang, the formalities have been completed," Fei Fei bowed with a smile, "Please pay the fee." ”

Xiang Xiaoqiang slowly took out a stack of hundred-yuan bills and handed them over unwillingly. Huiming Shuangfei five-day tour, 2888 yuan, because he is the first customer here, so he gave a 20% discount, 2310.4, and a fraction discount, 2300 yuan. Because Xiaoqiang has been mixing up quite badly recently, he only has the last few thousand yuan of his belongings. But when he thought that he could return to the Ming Dynasty to marry a lot of wives and live happily for five years, he suddenly felt that not to mention two thousand three, twenty thousand three was worth it to heaven.

"Alright, let's go. Mr. Xiang, please get on the time shuttle! ”

Li Guanniao opened the drawer of the table with a "whoook" and made a "please" gesture.

"What, what is this?"

"No way, Mr. Xiang, the person who invented this shuttle was a fan of "Doraemon", and the design was also drawer-type, so if you want to get in, you have to drill a drawer."

"No, it won't! How does this get in?! ”

"Come, we'll help you, bear with me, you'll be fine soon."

"Hey, what are you doing...... Ah——!h Don't ——!! It hurts——!!! Help——!!!! ”

……

Five minutes later, the timeshuttle was carrying three people and whizzing through a huge, deep black tunnel.

Xiang Xiaoqiang had long forgotten the pain just now, and leaned against the window with an extremely shocked expression, enjoying the scene outside.

Li Guanniao stuck his head out and looked at it, and came back and said with a strange expression:

"Mr. Xiang, you...... How was the swimming? ”

"What, swimming? Good swimming. What, what is this for? ”

"Here we are." Li Guanniao said.

"Huh? So fast? Xiaoqiang was stunned, very unsatisfied.

Li Guanniao stopped the shuttle, pushed open the hatch, and said with a smile:

"Alright, you just jump off here."

"What? Jump?! Xiang Xiaoqiang looked at the boundless dark space outside, his hair stood on end in fright, and he desperately stuck it back.

Li Guanniao spread his hands and glanced at Fei Fei. Fei Fei shrugged helplessly, turned her face to look at Xiaoqiang, and recited with a professional smile:

"Your satisfaction is my satisfaction, and your happiness is my happiness."

To provide you with the best quality service is our aim,

It is our constant commitment to let you come happily and go YY.

If you have any comments or suggestions on our services, please call our 24-hour free service hotline 800741741 for consultation and complaints.

Thank you for your patronage and have a great trip. ”

After speaking, he pressed a button and opened a trap to Xiaoqiang's feet. With a terrible, long howl, Xiang Xiaoqiang waved his limbs and fell into the boundless darkness.

……

"Oops, it's broken! I remember! On the returning time shuttle, Fei Fei was suddenly shocked.

"What's wrong?"

"Doesn't the time and space after 1937 belong to the anti-Japanese theme area?"

"Yes. What's wrong? ”

"We threw him to that year?"

"Ah......" Li Guanniao was also speechless.

"Oh my God, what to do, we are still at the end of 1935, and it will only be a year and a half until July 7, 1937!"

"Oh, that's it," Li Guanniao scratched the back of his head, "There's no way, then I'll only pick him up in a year and a half, and at most I'll return the money for those three and a half years." Haha, I just don't know if a year and a half is enough for him to marry a lot of wives. ”

Fei Fei was in a hurry:

"It's that simple! I can't pick it up for a year and a half! ”

"Why? Well, I'm not familiar with these technical issues, you can explain them to me. ”

"Because what we let him go is not standard history, but scrapped history. In standard history, the Ming Dynasty fell in 1644, followed by the Qing Dynasty, the Republic of China, and the outbreak of the 77 Incident. In this parallel space where he went, due to the coexistence of the Ming and Qing dynasties, it was a Ming Dynasty theme area until 1937, but then it was suddenly an anti-Japanese theme area, and the two sections were completely incompatible, so that on July 7, 1937, it would not be able to pass! ”

"Ah...... Yes...... What happens if you can't get by? ”

There was a look of fear in Fei Fei's eyes:

"It will be like ice water touching boiling oil,—— big explosion, earth-shattering explosion, destroying everything!"

Li Bird Watching was dumbfounded:

"All destroyed?"

"Total destruction! As long as it is something that exists in that parallel world, regardless of the Qing Dynasty and Ming Dynasty, heaven and earth, land and sea, all disappear with a loud bang, and there is not even scum left. ”

"But...... But that's just the parallel world he went to will be destroyed, and we're okay, right? ”

"yes, that's bad enough!"

Li Guanniao scratched his head quickly:

"Can't you get him back before 1937?"

"There's no way, under normal circumstances, if you pick up people in advance, you can go to the Time and Space Administration Bureau to apply for an emergency termination of the contract, but the system over there has deleted this scrapping history, and we are a private illegal operation, so we can only wait for the contract to expire. However, before the expiration date, he will be blown up! ”

Li Guanniao's face was also sweating:

"Is it possible that there will not explode on July 7, 1937?"

Fei Fei thought for a long time, and then said:

"Yes, yes,...... But it's the same as nothing. ”

"What is it?"

That is, those who have traveled through the past must at least restore China to a unified state by July 7, 1937. After this date, history can barely continue. ”

"For ...... Why is it necessary to restore China to a unified state so that history can continue? ”

"Because in real history, by the time of the July 7 Incident, China had ended the era of warlords, and Japan invaded a unified China. Therefore, in this period of history, what Japan invaded must also be a unified China. Otherwise, by July 7, 1937, history would have been broken. ”

"Oh my God...... Li Guanniao leaned weakly against the bulkhead, "That's something that the Authority has sent several groups of war experts that haven't been able to do...... That Xiaoqiang, do you think the possibility that he will unify China in a year and a half......"

Fei Fei said with a look of despair:

"Zero."

……

"In short, God knows this matter, you know it, I know, and no third person knows."

After returning to the stall at the entrance of the park, Li Guanniao whispered to Fei Fei.

"But ......," Fei Fei said timidly, "Xiaoqiang still knows ......"

"Xiaoqiang, ah......" Li Guanniao's eyes shot a cold light, and he stomped a cockroach on the ground with one kick, "Hmph, Xiaoqiang is dead." ”