For the same thing, when the observer is different, the thing will change; Even the observer is different at different times. It's like going to a zoo, you can laugh at the lions and tigers and throw rocks at them, and you feel relaxed, but you don't have fun throwing you in.

Now, that's how I feel when I'm in the Royal Prison Department.

I was pushed and shoved by the forbidden army towards "Building No. 6".

As I walked, I silently said in my heart: "Don't have acquaintances, don't have acquaintances." ”

But the more you don't want to come, the more you come!

Many people said to me, "Hello Dongfang! "And you gave it to me.

My hands are pressed, where can I get a courtesy!

People probably think that this guy is so arrogant, he ran out with the army, and he even ran back, and he was trusted by the emperor, and he became a favored minister, and he took his forbidden army around all day long, so he had to please him.

People stood respectfully by the side, waiting for me to bring my forbidden army over.

When I passed by them, their expressions were stunned - because they saw me in handcuffs.

Their expressions changed from flattery to surprise, and then immediately to disdain and ridicule.

People whispered, "Haha, it's over!" Dongfang Ju, this traitor! Deserve! I already knew! ”

I shouted to them, "Listen, I'm called Chen——, don't make a mistake again." ”

The forbidden army kicked at me and kicked me: "Shut up, hurry up." ”

I was thrown into the Royal Prison Department, but okay, the first one.

The first tube is a high-level tube, which is dedicated to imprisoning high-ranking officials, and there is a high chance that they will be able to get out. If you enter the two-cylinder, three-cylinder, and four-cylinder, it will not be easy to make trouble.

Even if we go to prison, it's a high-class prison.

As the saying goes, the heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, empty their bodies, and act chaotically, so they are motivated to endure and gain what they cannot......

This is also my exercise, and when I get out, let's just say, my lord has been a big official, a forbidden army, and a prison, and it's worth it for a lifetime!

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The daily meal is rice, three dishes and one soup, which is okay, but the two cylinders upstairs are noisy, and the jailers are beating people.

My roommate was the harem official, the kind of eunuch who was in charge of the imperial concubine and the palace maid - the real eunuch. People like him are definitely going to come in, of course, because the emperors are all eunuchs, what are you doing with the imperial concubines.

After he finished the introduction, he said to me, "It's okay! You are a high-ranking official trusted by the emperor, and besides, you are so familiar with the crown prince, you must be fine! ”

Of course I understood that this was flattery, and even if I were to be delayed tomorrow, he would definitely say that—because in the palace, anyone who doesn't say that would have died long ago.

I thought, "Haha, it's inevitable. But you're miserable, because you're useless. The palace will not keep useless people. ”

I said, "Oh! I don't dare to think about it, I have a grudge against Zhao Yuyang! That bastard, he must have said bad things about me in front of the emperor. I don't count on him, it depends on what happens to the emperor. But I followed him when the emperor was the supervisor of the forbidden army, and I am an old acquaintance! ”

He grabbed my hand, looked left and right, and whispered, "Oh! Now it's Zhao Yuyang covering the sky with one hand! The emperor listens to him, the forbidden army listens to him, and even the harem listens to him! It's because I saw ......"

Then he continued to look left and right, and said nothing.

I also said, "What's wrong?" What do you see in the harem? ”

He shook his head: "Don't say it, he is now the crown prince, he lives in the palace, and he can do whatever he wants." Ay! It's ...... than Zhu Hongfeng at the beginning."

So he said no more.

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I stayed with him in a room of less than 10 square meters, and I said everything that should be said and didn't say what I shouldn't say, so everything became irritable.

I counted the stones on the wall, and there were 87 stones in total, and the stones were so connected that not even a piece of paper could be inserted. The stone is extremely hard, and after a long time of scratching with the stone, there is no trace at all, and it seems that I can't even leave a single ink treasure.

When I finished counting, I had to go around the room in circles and do some push-ups or something, I didn't want to break my body in prison, otherwise what would I do when I got out?

Just thinking about it, a man was thrown in.

We asked about the case reasonably, and it turned out that this person was thrown in by Zhao Yuyang because he suggested that the forbidden army defend on the spot.

I said to him, "You really shouldn't be like this, because the big guys are the best characters now, because I gave them super poison." ”

He turned to me and asked, "Who is this?" How did you get in? ”

Me: "Haha. My name is Dongfang ...... Uh, Chen Ju, who entered the palace with Zhao Yuyang, I gave the Han super weapon a few days ago and saved their lives. ”

The man said suspiciously: "The emperor said that it was a weapon given by Zhao Yuyang!" Ah, you're the Oriental Horse, aren't you? ”

I said proudly, "Your qualifications are too short, so naturally you don't recognize me." ”

Him: "Zhao Yuyang has been saying in front of the emperor that he wants to kill you." ”

Damn it! I knew it! Zhao Yuyang, this bastard!

I was thinking about it when a jailer came over and shouted, "Chen Ju, come out!" ”

I've finally been released!

It seems that the emperor still has the final say!

The crown prince is a fart!

I hurried out and went down.

The jailer kicked me: "Where are you going!" I go to the top and change the second cylinder! ”

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As soon as I entered, I didn't say anything, and I was beaten up first.

It was dark inside, and when I saw everything, I was punched in the stomach, and I knelt down, and my fists and feet rained down.

I held my head, and except for my head, there was nothing in my body that was not purple and swollen.

One shouted, "Okay, stop fighting." ”

I knelt on the ground, and there were dozens of people in this ten-square-meter room, and everyone obediently crouched against the wall, leaving an empty seat in the middle. One person stood in front of me, and one person sat on a stool.

Obviously, as written in the book, the one sitting is the cell head, and the one standing is the second master, one of them sings with a red face and the other with a white face.

Sure enough, the man standing up came up and slapped me in the face and asked me what I was doing.

Me: "Hello sir! I was a little one who was brushing dishes in the harem, and when I accidentally dropped it, the chief threw me down. ”

The man standing kicked and said, "Fuck slut! I can't even brush a plate, what do I want you to do! ”

The man who was sitting said, "All right, little plum! What should I do if I am killed? ”

Xiao Lizi obediently stopped and said, "Boss! ”

The boss said to me, "Forget it, everyone is unlucky!" I see you're quite knowledgeable about current affairs, so go wash the toilet! ”

I quickly said, "Yes, sir! I'll be sure to clean it! ”

So I became a toilet cleaner. The toilet is in the very corner, and the toilet leads directly to the ground. In fact, everyone can't pull out any, because everyone eats one steamed bun every day - if you offend the boss, you can't even eat a steamed bun.

Everyone can only squat in the corner of the wall usually, because if you stand, it will look too full, which will make the boss and the second boss unhappy, if they are unhappy, you will be directly killed.

When sleeping at night, one person is close to one person, and some people even sleep on top of each other, but the boss and the second master are wide and spacious, and they can even turn over at will, and when they turn over and touch others, others must quickly dodge, otherwise the end will be the same - killed.

There are so many people in prison that they automatically form a barbaric order. Although these orders bring disaster to the minority and happiness to the few, they ensure the minimum survival of the majority.

Take our 2-cylinder cell No. 87 as an example, there are 30 people in it, and there are 30 steamed buns and a bucket of water every day. If you grab every meal, then no one wants to eat it. If everyone is moving around, then a crowded room will be even more crowded. If everyone poops without flushing with water, then the cell will stink to death. By the way, this water is also planned by the bosses, and even everyone can take a bath once a month.

Some people are too fierce, and the bosses will take care of him, and when some people are sick, the bosses will also care about him and give him more steamed buns - even if they pretend to care. Anyway, it was this method of combining grace and power that made this prison orderly.

This is the most standard method of governance, and it is certainly not invented by the bosses, but has been handed down, from generation to generation. This is the only way, and the right way, not because of how clever they are, but because they invented it by chance, so it was fixed, and it has been passed down - any other method is dead, and we don't see it.

I dare say, as long as it's a prison, it's like this. The Confucianism's mild-mannered approach doesn't show up in prison, and the idea that the worst fighters rule the prison is wrong.

For example, one day, a Wuju man came in. He came up and said, "I am the boss here...... and as soon as he finished speaking, the whole cell rushed up and beat him to death.

Another day, a man came in and said, "I'm from Wenju, you all listen to me...... and as soon as he finished speaking, the whole cell rushed up and beat him to death.

Luckily, I've read what other people have written about prison and know some rules.

Even though I'm still alive, I already feel that things are not good. My mentality has been put very low, as long as I get out alive, I don't expect to be a big official like Zhao Yuyang - I have to go out to see what the world is like, I don't know how Sichuan and Daming will take revenge on the Han......

I chatted with them. These people are all low-ranking eunuchs, and they don't understand anything, and I wouldn't even look at them in normal times.

But now, it's good for everyone to brag and chat together, at least time flies quickly, and hunger can be relieved a little. Everyone chatted like brothers.

I patted the eldest and the second boss with them, and when I encountered a thorn, everyone rushed up and beat him half to death.

Unconsciously, half a month has passed.

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One day, someone shouted: "The crown prince has arrived!" ”

Zhao Yuyang actually came over! He was dressed in a big Han dragon robe, and behind him were a high-ranking imperial official and a forbidden army.

Zhao Yuyang walked to my cell and stopped, and everyone knelt down in fright.

I have to kneel down - in case someone finds out with a conscience and comes to save me.

Zhao Yuyang pointed at me and said, "This is a traitor to the Han Dynasty!" Give him a beating! ”

The boss and the second boss looked at each other, then at Zhao Yuyang, and said to all the inmates: "Beat him!" ”

A bunch of people beat me up, and it was really beating me to the death.

I yelled, "! If you kill me, you will die too! Don't you understand? If he wants me dead, why doesn't he beat me! I'm a celebrity in front of the emperor! ”

Those people tapped their hands. Obviously, if they beat me to death, Zhao Yuyang will not let them out, and maybe kill them.

Zhao Yuyang said: "Get him to the third cylinder!" ”

Haha, the three cylinders are the key tubes! It can be seen that the emperor wants to let me go!

When the jailer arrested me, Zhao Yuyang smiled at me—but this smile seemed to have 10,000 emotions: contempt, anger, determination, contempt, and wavering......

I was furious: "Damn Zhao Yuyang! When the emperor releases me, I'm not done with you! ”

Zhao Yuyang laughed: "You're thinking too much, now that the Han army has all been equipped with my superweapon, we are about to counterattack." As long as I-of-poison gas is the most powerful weapon in the world, what use do I need you? ”

I pointed at him and said, "You guy who doesn't know how to move or retreat, sooner or later, you'll be finished!" I'm here to watch you finish! ”

Zhao Yuyang said: "If it weren't for the emperor who insisted that I test my weapon, he would have killed you a long time ago." Let you live for another month, and when I am victorious, it will be your time of death. ”