7 Royal Penitentiary Department and Royal Penitentiary
Do you know what I'm thinking right now? I even hope that the big man will be defeated!
When I realized this shameful thought, I felt so sad. Ay!
I thought I must be miserable now, because I was the Crown Prince's enemy. The whole prison saw me pointing at the crown prince and scolding, and they still didn't beat me to death?
But on the contrary, my scolding of the crown prince has greatly improved my status. The reason is simple, the jailers beating me and scolding me will not change their fate, but if they are nice to me, if I can get out, I will definitely be grateful to themβat least they think I will be grateful to them.
The three cylinders are various single rooms, which are dedicated to key prisoners, with separate toilets and shower heads, and even bedding on the beds, and plenty of food.
The jailer said to me, "My lord, why are they holding you? β
I said, "I fought with Zhao Yuyang for the crown prince and lost, but the emperor trusted me very much." You see, Zhao Yuyang wanted to kill me and me, but the emperor was still reluctant. β
The jailer said, "This must be the emperor's favorite...... The adults have become the crown prince, and the emperor has become the emperor, don't forget the villain......"
I ate chicken thighs and patted my chest: "I will never forget you, wrap it on me, as long as I go out, you are all county magistrates, no, all provincial governors!" β
Do I think so? That's what I thought. However, only God knows what to do in the future.
As long as I can get out β albeit unreasonably β then I'm sure I'll do them a lot of good. That's what I'm saying now, and that's what I'm really thinking now, but what will I do when I go out in the future?
To be honest, I don't know. People change, and when I go out, they are useless to me, and even harmful to meβbecause they may be talking nonsense, so why should I go to the trouble of repaying them?
I am reminded of Li Yuyao's words, people can't trade continuously, so people don't have trust, so people don't have morality, and the world is a one-shot deal.
Morality can never be produced in the world.
Because morality is the opposite of reason.
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Outside the cell door, there was another sound of shackles dragging the floor, and someone was locked up next door to my left.
I knocked on the iron door and said, "Hey, who's next door?" What did you do? β
The man said, "Ah! I made a mistake! β
I said, "Didn't you shoot Zhao Yuyang's horses and make them someone else's?" β
He said, "How stupid am I! I just slapped Zhao Yuyang's sycophant. I told him that the emperor was seriously ill, and that people in their 40s looked like they were in their 60s. I told him to hurry up and prepare for the throne, and when the world is over, it will be almost over. As a result, he reported me and said that I was disloyal to the emperor! And then I came in! β
I said, "Zhao Yuyang, that bastard!" He must have thought the same thing, but threw you out! Any idea why he didn't kill you right away? That's because he thinks you're right! β
The man said, "Is that so?" It seems that the crown prince is really a good man! β
I slammed the iron door hard: "He's a bastard!" β
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The person next door to my right also spoke: "Zhao Yuyang is a bastard!" Damn, although I'm a eunuch, so I don't scold people and perverts under normal circumstances, but I have to say now: Zhao Yuyang's dead eunuch is really perverted! β
I asked, "What's wrong?" β
He said: "That bastard harms people every day, and asks the emperor to kill this and that all day long!" I'm an imperial official, and I've seen a lot of this. In the past, when Zhu Hongfeng was the prince, he was not as ruthless as him, the prince only killed civilians and did not kill hundreds of officials. But what about Zhao Yuyang now? Not only did they arrest civilians and serve, but also those scholars and officials! Now the entire Great Chang'an District has become a barracks, everything is at his disposal, and he is killed at every turn! I just tried to persuade him, and he threw him down. β
The person next door to his left also said: "I am from the harem, and he is also doing evil everywhere in the harem!" He now lives in the harem, and all kinds of palace maids and eunuchs serve him, do you know how to serve? They sleep together! And it's not the palace maids who sleep, it's the eunuchs who sleep...... I just accidentally saw the dot and was thrown down by him! β
The person next door to his right also said, "Hey, you still messed with him, but I didn't mess with anything!" I used to be his boss, and I even promoted him! After he became the chief steward and crown prince, I thought he would promote me, but he just threw me down! This ungrateful fellow! β
I said, "He talks like a fart!" When I was in the Central Plains last year, I swore to him that I would not be born on the same day and in the same month, but that I would die on the same day, the same month, and the same day, and now he wants to kill me! β
They all said, "Ah, you are the Oriental Horse?" β
I said, "Actually, I changed my name to Chen Ju......
They all said, "Ah, you are miserable! He also kept telling the emperor that he wanted to kill you, but the emperor didn't allow it, saying that he would kill you after the experiment was successful. β
I said, "I can only curse them in my heart now!" β
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At this moment, there was a clanging sound outside, and I saw Zhao Yuyang knocking on the iron fence door with his sword, jumping as he walked, like a lively little girl.
After Zhao Yuyang came, he laughed: "Haha! Qian Zhaoding's 1 million Xiliang and Liaoxi coalition troops were wiped out by dozens of my shells in one fell swoop! Now, my army is invincible! β
Everyone, including the imperial officials and forbidden soldiers he brought with him, as well as the people in the prison cell, said: "Congratulations to Your Highness, congratulations to Your Highness!" The big man is invincible! β
I had to patiently say, "Yes, congratulations, brother! Hurry up and let me out, let's fight together for the tomorrow of Dahan! First unify the world, and then go to fight Sichuan......"
Zhao Yuyang knocked on the iron door with his sword, and then I saw that this was actually the Heavenly Divine Swordβof course, the fake Heavenly Divine Sword. He said, "Look, the Heavenly Divine Sword given by the Emperor! I now command the entire army of the Great Han! β
I pouted: "Fake ......"
Zhao Yuyang: "Nonsense! Is it true? β
Me: "Haha! Congratulations to His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, congratulations to His Royal Highness the Crown Prince! I am really fortunate to be able to assist His Highness! Our brothers work together to rule the world! β
Zhao Yuyang: "The unification of the world is certain, but it's a pity that you can't see it!" I'll burn you paper though. β
I shouted anxiously, "Don't kill me!" β
Zhao Yuyang's eyes glanced at me: "Give me a reason, why should I spare you?" β
Me: "We're brothers!" We swore together! How could I ......"
Zhao Yuyang: "I'll tell you a story." β
Damn, when is this still a story!
He said: "When I was in Jiangnan before, I went to a family of Xiangyang scholars surnamed Zhao. There were two places in their family to take the entrance examination in Chang'an, one was me and the other was my friend β I thought he was my friend. Together, we swore that we would not be born on the same day, but would die on the same day, month, and year. I taught him a lot of things, I showed him the books I saw, I showed him the notes I took, and even gave him my mock exams. Later, the Zhao family found another person, that person has a backstage and can come directly to Chang'an, and the rest of the places need to be grabbed by the two of us. β
After saying that, he quietly thought about things.
I said, "Didn't you snatch it?" You're so powerful, better than me, how could you not rob him! β
There were many people next to him who said: "Yes, yes, adults are so powerful, how can they not grab it!" β
Zhao Yuyang continued: "Then I had a match with him...... I lost. β
The men stopped talking.
I said, "Then how did you get here?" β
He said: "In the middle of the night, while he was sleeping, I strangled him. β
I said, "Aren't you quite capable?" β
He continued: "Later, when the Zhao family wanted to kill me, I knelt down and begged them, swearing that I would definitely win, and I would never forget them after I was hit." β
I said, "Look, you're not here yet, and everyone is happy!" β
The corners of Zhao Yuyang's mouth showed a smile: "Everyone is happy? I said I wouldn't forget them, and I never did. Not long after I came to the palace, I secretly went to the royal intelligence office to change something, and the Zhao family became a rebel. In the end, their whole family died, Ling Chi. β
Okay, I'm going to shut up. I finally knew why he was hurting me, why he was swearing like a fart.
I don't have hope for him anymore.
I don't have hope anymore.
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Zhao Yuyang: "You have two choices: first, enter the psychiatric hospital, and second, enter the royal prison." β
I was furious: "Damn, is there a difference? It's all in and out! β
Zhao Yuyang: "Yes." If you enter a mental asylum, you will be eaten by a madman; Enter the Royal Prison and you will be eaten by the warriors. β
Me: "Then I'll go to the psychiatric hospital." β
Zhao Yuyang shouted: "Come on, throw Dongfang Ju into the royal prison for me!" β
Me: "! I'm a literati, so I have to go to the mental hospital! β
Zhao Yuyang: "That's why I put you in the royal prison!" Haha, Xiucai met Bing, it is unreasonable! β
Me: "! Slut! β
Zhao Yuyang shouted: "What are you stunned about? Throw the Oriental Pony into the Royal Prison for me! β
At this time, the person in the cell next to me said: "Dongfang Ju is the worst, he scolded you just now!" β
Someone said: "Dongfang Ju, a slut, how can he compare with His Royal Highness!" β
Someone said, "Long live Your Highness, long live, long live!" β
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The Praetorian Army pulled me and dragged me up. I took the last chance to pull every fence gate, but the inmates bit my hands with their teeth and said, "Die, you dare to provoke His Royal Highness!" His Royal Highness will definitely rule the world and then ascend the throne as emperor. Long live your Highness, long live, long live! β
Zhao Yuyang tilted his head and laughed.
The kind jailers changed their faces and beat me hard, as if to make up for their previous investment in me.
I feel that since the investment is gone, this is a sunk cost, and sunk costs should not be counted as costs. The more you worry about sunk costs, the more likely you are to lose more. They may not know now, but I decided to pull them all into the water before I die, and let them know: it's okay, don't mess with people, because you don't know how people will get revenge.
I shouted: "They just said to me that Zhao Yuyang is so-and-so!" Love men! Everyone, pay attention, Zhao Yuyang is a so-and-so, like men! β
Please note that I have no aversion to liking men - nonsense, I'm a eunuch, so I don't have time to discriminate against others. But the people don't think so, those who are not strong in their hearts can't stand this kind of discrimination - Zhao Yuyang can't stand it.
The men were stunned and said, "Nothing, nothing!" We didn't say anything! Your Highness, don't believe his nonsense! We didn't say that His Highness was ...... at all Uh......"
Zhao Yuyang was furious: "Beat his mouth to pieces!" β
The men grabbed my head and slammed it against the wall.
I immediately couldn't feel my mouth, as if I had no mouth, no teeth, no tongue, and my head was buzzing.
Zhao Yuyang shouted: "Forbidden army! Kill all the people in the Royal Prison Department, and leave not a single one behind! β
Hey! This is the result I want, those sycophant officials, jailers, and cellmates will all die, and I even thought that the forbidden army that killed them would also be killed by the other forbidden army, which is obvious, Zhao Yuyang will not keep anyone who knows this information.
I was dragged further and further away.
I heard Zhao Yuyang say to me from afar: "I won't kill you now, you listen to my good news below, watch me dominate the world, and sit on the dragon chair!" Ha ha. β