People began to laugh at Wan Wanbao and his wife.

Their wedding was a disaster, and everyone laughed at it to their heart's content.

However, Miao Huahua doesn't care, she has seen too much, and she has long been heartbroken.

Wan Wanbao didn't understand what it meant, and thought everyone was sincere.

Actually, it doesn't matter, everyone laughs at poverty or prostitution, even the emperor can be a eunuch, what's the big deal. Wan Wanbao is so powerful, he is even scheduled to be the leader of the martial arts alliance, and he has such a good relationship with me, who dares to mess with him?

Wan Wanbao and Hua Miao Miao are very talkative, talking and laughing. Slowly, people find out that they are very sincere, and they really like them.

And so it passed.

-

-

I calmed down and thought about the rivers and lakes.

There is still half a month to go before the martial arts conference, and I finally have to seriously prepare for how to seize the leader of the martial arts alliance!

What is Jianghu?

I found books stolen from the Senate Library and carefully studied what rivers and lakes were.

I never endorse books, but I have memorized the "Jianghu Studies" of the Patriarchal Library - haha, because there is one sentence in it: the existence of Jianghu is an insult to the imperial court, and there is a note "See "Ruling Studies".

Let me explain.

If there is a court, there will be no rivers and lakes; If there were rivers and lakes, there would be no imperial court.

They are competitive and hostile relationships.

The imperial court stipulated: villagers are not allowed to go out of the village border, villagers are not allowed to go out of the village border, and county residents are not allowed to go out of the county seat. If you can do this, there will be a fart in the rivers and lakes!

When the court is weak, when the laws of the court become a dead letter, the rivers and lakes are extraordinarily arrogant. Now, damn it, even the emperor is gone, and the rivers and lakes are full of helpers who claim to be emperors!

It is precisely because the imperial court did not learn the "Ruling Studies" well, so there is such a thing as rivers and lakes! A world ruled strictly according to the "Governing Theory" will be a country of incomparable purity. 4 billion people are one person, and there will never be supernumerary people! The world is like a bright crystal plate, you can't stand still, and you still want to walk the rivers and lakes?

I think seven or eight years ago, although there were rivers and lakes, but the rivers and lakes at that time were a joke.

Tens of millions of imperial troops and one million forbidden troops made the imperial court extremely powerful. Each sect has a superintendent of the imperial court, and each gang has a superintendent of the imperial court, and the leader of the sect and the gang visit a green building on the first day, and the superintendent and the superintendent have sent a telegram to the royal secret office and the royal intelligence office of the inner court before 12 o'clock in the evening on the first day! How can the rivers and lakes confront the imperial court!

But now? The Imperial Army is finished! The Forbidden Army is finished! The head of the household is gone! The Ministry of Engineering is gone! The court is as poor as a beggar, there are warlords everywhere, and the rivers and lakes are all turned against the sky!

In order to better study the rivers and lakes, I once went to Zhao Yuyang and wanted to ask him for more books about the rivers and lakes.

The books of the Senate have been taken away by Liu Xingchao, and Qian Zhaoding has not received a single one. In fact, Sichuan also has a backup - because it is given by Sichuan to the Senate - but the money is too embarrassed to ask for it, so only Zhao Yuyang has it in Chang'an. Of course, I don't even know about the money.

I asked Zhao Yuyang: "How many copies did you secretly copy?" He said, "A thousand." I was furious: "Damn, I just secretly made 100 copies!" Forget it, ignore you. Do you have a book that describes the rivers and lakes? He said, "I have a very thick book, written by Jin Yong Gulong, so I'll show it to you." I said, "This person's surname is Jin Yong, and his name is Gu Long?" What a strange man in ancient times. ”

I read the book, it was messy, the logic was confused, and I guess it had been changed beyond recognition. For example, the people inside don't have to eat,, blasphemy, make money, drink or get drunk, and they can even walk around at will without a migration permit. In addition, many of their martial arts are illogical, such as the flying of the sword, the great movement of the universe and so on. Their rivers and lakes have justice and evil, and sometimes even black and white are reversed, but they are all black and white, unlike our world - you can't tell the difference between good and bad......

However, at least on the surface, it is similar to us, such as the names of the gangs, the struggles within and between the gangs, and the enmity between the gangs and the court......

I just brought out that book, so I showed Wan Wanbao to let him know what rivers and lakes are.

After reading it, he said in surprise: "Why are they so bad?" Is this book real or fake? ”

Me: "This...... Fake it. But that's what it means, you have to understand, that's how it is. ”

Wan Wanbao said: "What do they usually eat? How can they get around? Why are all good people dead? Who wrote down their affairs? What if I wanted to go to the rivers and lakes......"

I snatched the book away: "That's it! Don't look at it, I'll take you out to buy outfits! ”

-

-

People rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, although Wan Wanbao is invincible in the world, I still have to pack him.

First went to the cloth gang to buy him a lot of silk, then went to the tailor's gang to make him a few clothes, and then went to the barber gang to cut and dye his hair, so that his messy white hair turned into chic black hair. Well, yes, a personable teenager appeared - except for the whiter face and body, it was simply flawless.

Now it's time to choose your weapons.

Of all the weapons in the world, which one should you choose?

If a martial arts alliance leader holds a submachine gun, it will definitely not work, neither will grenades, neither will it work with hidden weapons, nor will it be possible to veto maces, nor will it work with spears, nor will it work with sticks, only swords. Preferably a sword, of course.

What a sword! Why did Wudang become the first in the world, but Shaolin not? Of course, it's Wudang with a sword, how handsome! Have you ever seen a martial arts alliance leader who doesn't hold a sword?

You think, when there was a fight, the leader of the martial arts alliance shouted: "The sword is coming!" A light sword flew into the air, and the alliance leader shook it lightly and waved it—what a pretense!

Thinking about it again, the martial arts alliance leader shouted: "Look at the knife!" "A big knife fell from the sky, and a big crater appeared. Well, heaviness is not forced, but it is not awesome either.

Or "Look at the stick!" "A black, thick stick fell from the sky. Somewhat earthy.

Or "Darts!" The man caught an invisible dart as if he were holding an embroidery needle. -only, such as Xiao Li.

Or "Grenade!" "That's a bit excessive.

Or "coming!" "The man pulled a bubble of in broad daylight......

……

-

-

I bought a lot of swords from the Sword Gang, and all the top ten famous swords in the world are all - fake, of course. Don't ask this question, even the Emperor and the Holy Maiden's Heavenly Sword are fake, and these are naturally fake.

Think about it, I went to the Sword Gang to buy swords, and they opened a warehouse and said, "There are 10,000 'Ten Famous Swords' in it, you can choose them!" ”

I took a look and it contained:

Xuanyuan: Also known as Xuanyuan Xia Yu sword, it was cast by the Yellow Emperor by the bronze of the first mountain of the gods, and later passed on to Xia Yu. The sword body is engraved with the sun, moon and stars on one side, and the mountains, rivers and plants on the other. On the hilt of the sword, the art of farming and animal husbandry is written, and the policy of unification of the four seas is written on the other. This sword was later obtained by Shang Tang. It contains infinite power, and it is the sword of demon slaying.

Chixiao: Attached to the colorful beads, the cold light of Jiuhua jade is compelling, the blade is like a sword of frost and snow, and the sword body is clearly engraved with two seal characters: Chixiao. It was with this that Liu Bang founded the country. This is the Emperor's Sword.

Tai Chi: This sword is pure white on one side and pure black on the other, if you look closely, you will find that the pure white becomes pure black, the pure black becomes pure white, and the sword of all kinds can see the way of the world. This is the sword of truth.

Pure hook: brilliant as the stars of the line, muddy like water overflowing in the pond, rock like trivial stones, radiant like ice release, this so-called pure hook also. This is the sword of perfection.

Zhan Lu: The sword is also completed, the essence is shining through the sky, the sun and the moon are shining, the stars are avoiding anger, the ghosts and gods are sorrowful, and the king of Yue is the god. As soon as this sword comes out, the world is decided. This is the sword of the princes.

Fish intestines: slender and flexible, able to be inserted along the mouth of the fish, zigzag and bend in the stomach and intestines of the fish, and when withdrawn, it returns to its original shape, extremely tough and shining. This is the Assassin's Sword.

Longquan: Ou Yezi in order to cast this sword, chiseled Kaici Mountain, released the stream water in the mountain, and led it to the seven pools next to the sword-casting furnace into the Big Dipper Seven Star Ring, which is named "Seven Stars". After the sword is completed, looking down at the sword body, it is like climbing a high mountain and looking down at the abyss, ethereal and deep as if there is a giant dragon lying down, it is called "Dragon Abyss". This is the sword of the Heavenly Dao.

Cadre, Mo Ye: Cadre "picks the iron essence of the five mountains, and the golden ying of the Liuhe" to cast iron swords. Not in March. Mo Ye "cut off his hair and cut his claws, and threw them into the furnace, so that 300 boys and girls drummed and filled with charcoal, and the gold and iron were wet, and then they became swords." This is the sword of husband and wife.

Of course, the most powerful should be put in the first place: Yitian.

When the Son of God was born, thunder arose, auspicious clouds flew up, rainbow light overflowed, and the sun, moon and stars appeared. He had no father, no mother, no name, no clan. He died forever and lived forever, short and immortal. He is pure and sinless forever. He was born with never a single hair, every finger and a nail, and he was flawless. He was born with all the knowledge and abilities. He was born with the Heavenly Sword in his hand.

The Heavenly Sword is the sword of the gods!

The Heavenly Sword is not a mortal sword. You can just take a burning stick and say it's the Xuanyuan Sword, and no one cares about you, but no one dares to say that they are holding the Heavenly Sword - because only the emperor can take it. If you dare to claim to be holding the Heavenly Sword, then it is not bragging, but a rebellion, and the court will be able to overpower your ten clans! Therefore, although everyone said that they had seen the famous sword, few people dared to say that they had seen the Heavenly Divine Sword.

I've seen it, and I've seen it more than once, and I've even seen it more than once. I've seen the Heavenly Sword of the Great Ming, the Great Qing, the Great Tang, the Great Han, and the Gongzhi, and even the Heavenly Sword in the hands of the Holy Maiden - but they are all fake. A sword to dominate the world? You're a fool! An idiot can dominate the world with a sword? Tie me to the dog, the dog is the emperor?

……

-

-

The people of the Sword Gang smiled and said, "We can't say that it is comparable to the Ancient Divine Sword, because the price is there, but it is much stronger than a kitchen knife." ”

I looked at these ancient swords that were much stronger than "kitchen knives" and said, "Very good, pick me dozens of the best quality, and no one must see the flaws." ”

I took a gold dollar from the chest I was carrying, and there were hundreds of gold dollars in the box—but only one gold dollar was given to him, and he was looking for me a few silver dollars.

They were all stunned. That's the effect I want, who makes me rich!

A helper hurriedly came over and said, "Master Bing! I have an ancestral true ancient sword, do you want it? When our Sword Gang separated from the Demon Sword Sect, the First Gang Master stole a magic sword, which was a real ancient divine sword that could emit sword qi! ”

I laughed.

This kind of trick, I won't understand? You first take out a bunch of things and say they're cheap, then you take out a bunch of exactly the same stuff and say they're expensive and it's good, and finally you ask you which one you want. Those vain fools will choose the latter. I'm a fool! How could I be deceived when I am so smart!

Besides, how can there be any Demon Sword Sect in the world?

Where is the magic sword?

Where is there any sword energy?

I walked away laughing.

-

-

I called Wan Wanbao over and said to him, "Choose a weapon that you have in hand and take it." ”

"I like to use my fists," he said. ”

Me: "No. People don't like to watch others fight with their fists, people like to watch fights with swords, because people like to pretend to be forced, and they like to watch people pretend to be forced...... This speaks volumes about the stupid nature of people......"

Wan Wanbao: "I don't know how to use a sword. ”

Me: "You can beat someone to death with your fists, and then pose with a sword to make them think that you killed them with a sword." ”

I picked up the Xuanyuan Excalibur and said to him, "This is pretty enough, okay?" ”

He stretched out two fingers and clamped it, and the Xuanyuan Divine Sword broke!

I said, "Be careful. ”

I took another Zhanlu Divine Sword: "This one is thicker. ”

He waved his hand, the speed was so fast, Zhan Lu actually broke! The broken knife flew into the distance, breaking a large tree at the waist. The tree fell, smashing the house, and the brocade guard, who was so frightened that he was hiding inside, ran out, took the embroidered spring knife, and shouted: "There are assassins! There are assassins! ”

Miao Huahua laughed.

Wan Wanbao said: "No, the weapon is too weak. ”

I thought for a moment and said, "You learn Shaolin Kung Fu." Shaolin has a Vajra Gong, you pretend to be Vajra Gong, Vajra Gong does not use weapons, only fists. ”

Wan Wanbao: "Do you know Shaolin Kung Fu?" ”

Me: "Of course not! However, today I saw on the road that there were Shaolin apprentices taking in. I'll give you a name, you learn from Shaolin's one trick and two styles, and pretend to be a monk. ”

Wan Wanbao said, "Okay. I've also heard that people say that Shaolin martial arts are the best in the world. ”