Li Jing, who has always been as stable as Mount Tai, actually cried on the ground, Li Er was confused, and the ministers were also confused, seeing that Li Jing's grief was not temporarily pretended, tears fell, his voice became hoarse, and he begged His Majesty to let him take a long vacation, and he wanted to find his brother to comfort the pain of lovesickness for many years.

Sentiment is everywhere! Yun Ye rubbed his ass and sighed secretly, just a little temptation to make such a big move, the dignified general was going to throw away thousands of troops, and the beautiful wife and concubine ran to find a legendary black charcoal head, the relationship between the two seems to have long surpassed friendship and turned into a huge back mountain, could it be that he and the bearded guest are a couple, and the red whisk girl is a strange third party?

"Yun Ye, where did you come to tell Li Aiqing? No concealment. Li Er estimated that he was annoyed enough, and he roared at Yun Ye.

"Back to Your Majesty, which bearded guest went to Bai Yujing, probably won't come." In the Tang Dynasty, the imperial power had long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the world was full of unknowable places. There is a queen mother in Kunlun Mountain, a dragon king in the East China Sea, a god and Buddha in the sky, and a king of Hades in the ground. Anyway, there are immortals everywhere, even if you squat in the toilet, maybe there is a lewd fairy peeking, why can't Lao Tzu add a Bai Yujing? Besides, the name given by Lao Tzu makes people want to see it as soon as they hear it. Yun Ye's heart was full of evil taste.

"Nonsense! Bai Yujing is another name for the moon, who can climb to the moon? Li Jing is worthy of being an all-rounder in civil and military affairs, and his first reaction was that Yun Ye was talking nonsense.

"General Li is such a great official, he kicked the marquis a big horse just now, and now he is accusing him of nonsense, who said that there is no one on the moon? There is Chang'e, there is the Jade Rabbit, maybe the bearded guest Mu Chang'e's beauty, there is a way to run to the moon to see the beauty. Cheng Biting Jin Hu's temper exploded, he had long regarded Yun Ye as his own nephew, it didn't matter if he kicked around, he wouldn't be happy if others kicked him.

General Li's military exploits are too great, and he has long made the ministers unhappy, and it is rare to have a chance to ridicule Li Jing, let alone when, so the hall is full of laughter.

Li Erma's face turned green, he coughed lightly, the hall suddenly quieted down, he looked at Yun Ye viciously and asked, "What's the matter with Bai Yujing, to be honest, if you talk nonsense, I will let you go to Bai Yujing." "Very murderous threat.

"How dare Wei Chen talk nonsense in this hall, I also asked where is the master Bai Yujing? The first time the master beat me, my ass was unconscious, so he remembered his old man's words very clearly. The master said: Everyone in the world wants to live forever, from emperors to ordinary people, they regard the extension of life as the deepest dream, but they don't know that immortality itself is the biggest joke. Buddhism demands extinction, Taoism requires inaction, and Confucianism is exploring the right way, and in the end it is to turn people into stones. The turtle lives because it is sluggish, the tree lives because it does not move, and the only thing that lasts forever is the stone. Destroying people's desires, being unethical, breaking the five senses, and preventing the audition, is this still human? I don't know the cold and heat, I don't know the smell of incense, I don't know right from wrong, I don't have the idea of a family and a country, I don't have the concept of family affection, I don't have joy, I don't have joys and sorrows, what is the difference between rotten wood? The reason why people are different from beasts is that we have thinking, understand etiquette, know family affection, know how to work, can create zào, can transform heaven and earth, and can also create zào heaven and earth, so that everything in the world can be used by me. That's what it takes to be human. Beyond his own ability to vainly try to pursue the ethereal immortality, but I don't know that God has already arranged, if you want to live forever, then you have to become a stone, ridiculous people in the world are as ignorant as a moth crying, rushing to become a stone, it is really ridiculous, the old man stepped into Bai Yujing with half a foot but pulled it back, just don't want to become a stone between heaven and earth. I want great joy, great sorrow, great sorrow, great pain, that is, not to be a stone. The master also asked me: Do you want to be a person for 100 years or a stone for 10,000 years, and Weichen replied that you naturally want to be a person, and you can't do a stone for a million years. The master was very happy, touched my head and recited a poem: Bai Yujing in the sky, nine palaces and twelve cities, the immortals touched my top, and the hair was immortalized. Wei Chen listened to this poem and had nightmares for several days, and always felt that there was a stone-like immortal who wanted me to turn into stone like him, and the master held me and slept for two days to get rid of the nightmare. This is the Bai Yujing that Weichen knows. ”…,

Yun Ye sincerely hoped that Li Er would listen to it and stop dreaming of immortality, how many wise emperors were planted in the big pit of immortality, leaving a laughing stock for eternity.

Li Jing was no longer silent, he didn't know whether he was happy or sad on his face, and he arched his hand to Yunye: "I don't know if your master has ever said that my brother is a bearded guest?" It was Li who was rude just now, and he hoped that Yunhou would tell the truth. "

"Uncle Li, the little nephew will tell you the truth, don't be angry," he said and saluted the civil and military officials in the hall: "The juniors will repeat the master's words, please don't blame Your Majesty, uncles must be treated, otherwise each person will kick it, and the juniors will become meat puree." ”

Li Er said with a gloomy face: "You just have to tell me the truth and make your own decisions." "

"Okay, don't blame," Yun Ye hurriedly hammered down his heels.

The hall was full of laughter, and the ministers were very curious, what did his master say, did he want to put everyone in this hall?

"The master said: The more capable fools like the bearded guests, the more you go in, the better, and now the world has begun to rule again, and the old man hates to turn all this scourge into stone in the whole world, so that the world can be peaceful for a few more years. The bearded guest probably can't get in yet, there are obsessions, there are miscellaneous worries that can't be let go, and even if Bai Yujing doesn't die, he will shed his skin. As soon as Yun Ye finished speaking, he ran behind the pillar and hid, making up his mind not to come out.

Li Jing was furious, thinking that the life and death of the bearded guest were unknown, and Master Yun Ye gloated and wanted to catch Yun Ye out of anger, but seeing that he was hiding behind the pillar and it was not easy to capture, he had to say "hey" and stop talking.

Fang Xuanling smiled and started the class: "Your Majesty, the old minister thinks that this is not rough, the people who stir up the world are all skilled people, if these heroes are all put into Bai Yujing, the old minister is willing to follow him." Hehehe......

For a while, the court was scrambling to go to Bai Yujing, of course, there was no shortage of people who raised their own worth, such as Yu Chi and the old fool, you were originally a fucking stone, what else to fight for.

Li Er's court turned into a vegetable market, and there was a lot of commotion, Li Erzhi frowned, coughed for a long time to stop the nonsense of the ministers, and saw Yun Ye hiding behind the pillar and sticking out his head to look out, and ordered the chamberlain to arrest him out.

"Humph! A good court to make a market, what kind of system, since Li Aiqing has already asked, then the bearded guest will take his own blessings and misfortunes, don't be sad. Although he obtained the potato god seed, it was Yun Ye who was dedicated to me, I said that I would reward the marquis for miraculous merits and work hard with ten thousand gold, and I would not break my word, come to someone, and offer the crown belt. The two chamberlains held purple and gold crowns and crimson robes.

Lao Cheng smiled and said to Li Er: "The son of Weichen and Yun Ye are very compatible, why don't you let Weichen crown him?" ”

Li Er smiled and agreed.

The elegant music on both sides of the royal majesty played, the Ministry of Rites Shangshu Wang Qi did not know how to use that accent to read the edict, it was very beautiful, the four palace ladies slowly came up to untie Yun Ye's coat, took off the golden crown of the hair, combed the dragon's good hair with a comb, curled it into a bun, and dressed him in a scarlet robe, tied a jade belt, bowed down and retreated, Lao Cheng shook it over, took the purple gold crown and put it on Yun Ye's head, fixed it with a hosta, tied the crown belt under the forehead, and loudly admonished him to be loyal to the country and serve His Majesty. Yale stops, and the precepts stop. Fang Xuanling personally tied a purple gold fish bag for him, and took him to bow three times and bow to thank the emperor. Li Er encouraged a few words and became polite. The chamberlain announced his retirement from the court, and Li Er took the lead in leaving on the imperial court.

The ministers gathered around and congratulated him, making Yun Ye at a loss and in a hurry.

Niu Jinda said with a smile: "You have become a genuine marquis, when will the banquet in the mansion start?" ”

Lao Cheng answered: "This kid has a good mouth, and the food he made still makes the old man drool, and it can't be done if he doesn't make it lively, go back and let your aunt handle it, your family can't do it." ”